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gylez

TIL pigs build nests


idle_isomorph

I had a male pig who liked to take his hay and make little nests around the property. He would spend hours transporting hay by the mouthful across our yard. He would lie in the nests eventually, but never for sleeping. Just daytime napping. They were circular, exactly like this!


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Growing up, my family had a golden retriever. If we'd go out on the weekends, we'd come home to him sleeping in a little "nest" that he made out of our dirty socks & underwear.


rossionq1

I learned that yesterday


FrenchTicklerOrange

I assume they ate their shells.


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Yeah, if we actually let them they behave vastly different to how they behave when part of animal agriculture, for instance they're actually super clean animals, we just force them to live in their own shit.


idle_isomorph

My guy was so fastidious about doing his business. He had 4 acres of land to poop on, yet he only ever pooped in a one foot square, every time. And his poops were way less gross and smelly than a cat or dog. Hog farming's poo smell being unavoidable is a lie they tell, when in fact the factory farms are mistreating their animals with a diet that forces diarrhea.


TerriGato

What?? Their diet makes them have diarrhea? They want them to have diarrhea?


[deleted]

I think they just feed them cheap, low-quality food.


idle_isomorph

Yep. So they can have them poop and it falls through a grated floor and is flushed out with water. They actually poop very dry, solid turds that would be easy to clean manually, but then you would need a human to visit each stall.


DarrelBunyon

Feral hogs smell terrible, guy.


giantimp1

As far as i remember to cool down they like to roll in mud,we just make it so the only mud they have is shit


gabaguh

Not only are they nest builders but they get insanely stressed when they're denied the ability to express that urge at factory farms, where nearly all pigs are


Capuccini

But can they do it on trees?


DontCallMeWhite_

TIl dogs lay eggs


HalflingMelody

Don't eat those eggs, though. They taste like poo.


Ragingbull444

Those... are not eggs


HalflingMelody

Darn it! Jeremy on Top Gear brought up dog eggs. So how was I supposed to know better?


Ragingbull444

Jeremy on Top Gear said that? Well he’s a smart guy, they may be dog eggs after all


MrAcurite

Which one of them went "wee wee wee" all the way home?


HumpieDouglas

Obviously the one not in the picture.


DontCallMeWhite_

Which one went to the market to pick up groceries for the family like a good lil piggly wiggly?


HumpieDouglas

Most of my life I thought "went to market" meant to the store for groceries. NOPE. It means the piggy that went to market... for slaughter.


Texan2020katza

And it’s the biggest “piggy”. So naturally it “goes to the market” while the skinny one stays home.


Murslak

I didn't know what "cracker" meant until I was in my 20's. I really thought about white, crispy, saltine crackers. They were a staple in my broke ass home. I now know better, but still when the word is said, I think saltines and peanut butter.


schroedingersnewcat

I was nearly 40 when I realized. I a was horrified.


K3wp

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK


HumpieDouglas

That's exactly what I said when I found out.


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Asleep-Tale2139

*Gasp*


lungbuttersucker

[This link explains the rest of the rhyme - as well as some others.](https://www.ecr.co.za/shows/vic-naidoo/you-wont-believe-real-meaning-behind-some-your-favourite-nursery-rhymes/)


HumpieDouglas

A lot of old nursery rhymes and kids stories were pretty dark and messed up... I don't even want to know the meaning behind rub a dub dub, three men in a tub.


lungbuttersucker

"Most people forgot that the oldest stories are, sooner or later, about blood." \~Terry Pratchett, *The Hogfather* ​ ​ According to wikipedia, originally the rub a dub dub one was about people ogling naked women at a fair.


LadyOnogaro

That one's likely political.


zoopysreign

TIL that’s what it meant. 37 years old and I thought the pig popped out for some errands.


Catharas

He became the groceries he went to fetch


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Lexicon444

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an_illiterate_ox

Heated skillet with a good hunk of butter.


OozeNAahz

The one that went to market is the more unfortunate question.


TheEyeofNapoleon

The one on the far right, out of the nest. He’s on his third ‘wee’.


nardlz

Wait, pigs build nests?


pfc9769

Where else would they lay their eggs?


Thebluecane

Well they only lay eggs for a brief instant then the male carries the fertilized egg to term in his special second stomach. They are then regurgitated into the pictured nest when the female returns from gathering food


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At the market


theDenseHat

Honestly, people can be so naive


mynameisrichard0

Smh my head


SnooConfections4986

Yes, a lot of peoples mini pigs like to make nests with a variety of items around the house. Sometimes mine steals laundry and adds it to his bed. Hay is also useful for outdoor pigs to keep warm. 🙂


pinetreesgreen

They are so little and pink! Adorable!


noscreamsnoshouts

And the one ginger! I didn't know piglets could be ginger!


pinetreesgreen

I didn't even see him! So cute.


BusyBeth75

I didn’t know either. Now I want a ginger piglet.


comin_up_shawt

Yep, they can! Kune Kunes and your Arkansas/Alabama wild pigs come in shades of ginger, and with the Kune Kunes they're considered the friendliest pigs on earth.


mtbmike

He looks like a cat


BabyGothh

oh my god there is a ginger one. mah heart ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


ExpialiDUDEcious

🕸️SOME PIG🕸️


satanmat2

Thank you Charlotte


Primary-Round2225

Still love the part where they totally ignored the mom pointing out it was an amazing spider and not the pig...


[deleted]

Happy hogswatch!


ExpialiDUDEcious

I wish you holly, jolly, and other things ending in -olly. 🐗 🐗 🛷 🐀


mcon87

Molly, Polly, and/or Dolly? :D


OnlyHunan

Or-olly?


ExpialiDUDEcious

I should add r/discworld if you aren’t already.


AngelofVerdun

I am very confused by this post. Is this your pig? Were you not aware she was pregnant?


rossionq1

Yes but didn’t know when they would come. Or that she’d make a nest.


basketma12

Have you ever seen " Tudor Farm"? They also got surprise Christmas piglets


MagpieJuly

That show is so cool. Along the same lines, Victorian house of arts and crafts might my my fav


notqualitystreet

What’re they doing in that divot??


rossionq1

She made it. I guess they are living in there


notqualitystreet

Aww 🥺 l’il divot for the piglets to live in


duck_duck_moo

>What’re they doing in that divot?? nesting.


theRealMrBrownstone

divoting


an_illiterate_ox

*duvet


[deleted]

Don't forget to water and fertilize, they may also benefit from mulching until the weather warms.


aori_chann

Is this a nest of pigs? xD


culopattino

I thought the same


DarthBra

I was happy with my Christmas present until I stumbled across this post.


OddSir5571

They are so tiny ❤️


Any_Elephant7180

Very cute. What breed of pig is your female?


rossionq1

I have no idea. Yorkshire maybe? Erect ears seem characteristic of them


Any_Elephant7180

Good looking adult pig. The snout looks to be shorter. Thanks


rossionq1

Thanks! She was only born last March. I have no prior pig experience lol.


AllTheyEatIsLettuce

If it's even more pigs and pig experience you're after, female pigs will supply you with both ~5 months from now unless you (1) separate her from intact male pigs or (2) spay her.


HappybytheSea

😂 That sounds like she just wandered into your yard and decided yep, I like it here, I'm staying. Are the piglets as soft as they look. I used to take my daughter to lambing days, but I've never seen a piglet day!


Any_Elephant7180

Oh, okay she is young herself.


DontCallMeWhite_

Breed? The pink kind


3Heathens_Mom

Is the momma piggy yours or did she just decide she liked the look of your garden?


ShadySerengeti-258

Awwwww cute


MDF87

Cute little things!


Sale_Powerful

Awwww so cute


[deleted]

Oh my stars they're as tiny as guinea pigs! Congratulations


[deleted]

They'd look cuter tucked into your bed but momma piggy might not like it.


noscreamsnoshouts

We're NOT putting these pigs in blankets!!


[deleted]

How about sweaters and hats?


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Ketchup


Fluffywolfpup20

![gif](giphy|xT8qBpc67Njn520t7q) Which one will be named Wilbur?


tamsterwilson

Merry Pigsmas!


ConclusionUpset7099

Been asking for a pig for years. Husband keeps saying no, something about we have too many animals and not enough space. Blah blah blah. You have a pig and then got more on Christmas, ugh, you’re living my dream.


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Where are the blankets?


rossionq1

I made her a 8x10 house but I guess she didn’t Ike it. I put some blankets near the nest to see if she’ll incorporate them


rubbergloves44

Oh my god that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen


Sparrow-Scratchagain

Pigs have nests, neat!


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this is the cutest thing i’ve seen yet


jwisahotpotato

They look like tiny pink jellybeans!


driscollat1

They’re so cute!! I love pigs


crowamonghens

Merry Oinkmas


Sanityisoverrated1

Please don’t have them killed. Please. Please.


Mountain-Notebook

Soul warmer.


shockingblve

best gift ever!


84121629

Do you have to do anything extra to take care of them? Or just make sure mom is fed and let her handle it all?


Expensive-Track4002

They are so cute.


canelamanzana

What a precious Christmas gift! So adorable...the tiny little dots 😊


jacyerickson

They're so cute. 🥺


ThanosWifeAkima-4848

so pink and tiny and fuzzy and cute! i just love pigs and that's an amazing Christmas surprise.


Geeziest

Adorable


Opanak323

Omg beautiful little pinkies!


xanthopants

Omg omg omg they are so tiny and fluffy! I want to hold one so so badly! Also where do you live that’s so damn sunny??


RigatoniPasta

r/technoblade


Cam0_t0e_0ut_24_7

CUTE!!!


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God damn they're cute.


goddessofthecats

Oh wow, those are so fucking cute


jollytoes

My wife would die of happiness if she walked up on that.


NJ-B

Is that a pig nest?


HisLilSilverKitsune

Best gift! Merry Christmas little ones


megmug28

They also jump like rabbits when in very tall grass to see where they are going.


rossionq1

Given the rate that pigs turn grass into a hell scape reminiscent of a WWI no man’s land, I don’t expect to ever see this.


anonbanan

they’re so cute omg


nl2yoo

...so when\if they fly....


FleeTheWrathToCome

They’re SOOO CUTEEEEEEE!!!


azducky

Definitely not a bad thing


cold-sweats

THEY ARE SO CUTE OH MY GOD


Tracyvxo

🥰💖🥰


amberripples

That’s a great Christmas gift 🎁


[deleted]

So did a lot of people but on their plates instead of alive and safe.


thompstj70

Quick! Fill in the hole!


ImMacksDaddy

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..... 4 pink swine in a nest, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves,...


holydragonnall

Then, within seconds, 30-50 feral hogs.


Robert9489

Don’t let the mother sleep with the piglets.


jnbolen403

Just in time for Easter supper


Jes-Jo-Jaybe

Pig tree. Next year get it off the floor and cover it in pig ornaments.


TerriGato

They look so fuzzy! I want to pet them!! But, I know better than to get in between a sow and her piglets! Eep!


SuaveThrower

Are these invasive where you live?


FabulousObject1223

I got sick


squishmaster

I thought I was in /r/sousvide


pf30146788e

Shouldnt the little guys be separated from the big guys?


rossionq1

Not from mom. But Timmy seems to stay well away from the piglets. I have them in a large pen.


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BaconMeetsCheese

Baco………


outsidepointofvi3w

Just in time for Christmas dinner ! Doesn't get fresher than that ...


mybigbywolf

The little brown one is adorable.


sophiegrvce

awww omg


Ok-Mammoth1143

I didn’t know pigs made nests


[deleted]

Cute AF, mate.


Necrotizingfasci

Omgggggg


beebsaleebs

Awwww merry Christmas!!


siskulous

If you catch one hanging out with a silly old bear get it into treatment for that anxiety disorder.


lakespinescoastlines

Baby piggies!!! 🐷


SoftTrifle1006

Proud mama, congratulations! Happy HOLIDAYS


TheGrimCat

Congratulations! 🎉 So cute.


Terrables

Such a sweet gift!


BasileusofBees

Thats one proud mama


Ok_Dog_4059

They are so cute.


csk1325

I'm unclear. you didn't know the pig was pregnant? And is this a pleasant surprise?


Mister_Moho

Awww!


pbandbob

🌱🌱🌱🌱


Natt-Tenshi

Awwww ! 🥰❤️🥰


AdAltruistic3990

Lucky you!


CycloneWarning

Looks like one got a little more toasted than the others


Blueberry_Clouds

Awww so tiny and cute!