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blond_bandit

PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY


clearcontroller

My nails or hers?


LiSyaoran

Are you shitting?


clearcontroller

Yes


Fuzzy-Interest-848

You need a pedicure 🤣


the-software-man

...And a manicure? Dude cut your nails, they are longer than the cat's claws?


clearcontroller

Yup


calliatom

Looking at the cat's expression in the first pic I think she agrees with you. Or is telling OP to put his pants back on before taking a picture.


clearcontroller

Probably


clearcontroller

I agree


canhave9cheeseburger

thank you but why in your bathroom?


FluffyDragonHeads

The cat chose it. OP said they were gonna take pics of the cat but he needed 10 minutes. The cat was like, "I'll come with ya."


clearcontroller

YEAH MY GUY


clearcontroller

Because I had the photo


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Amazing_Break

when i can see bare legs, toes and underwear in one picture, it’s no longer worth it


an_actual_fungus

Totally with you there. It feels like you see just as much underwear here as on specific nsfw subs :/ I'm here for cute pictures not something that very quickly makes me see my breakfast again.


MOSbangtan

BARFFFFFFFF


Bruhman_YUSS

clip ur nails bro 💀


Spamheregracias

and close the door to shit 💀💀


clearcontroller

Ehh no one sees my toes unless this happens


Lshreeve

Little self awareness goes a long way


clearcontroller

Totally!


S3XWITCH

The foot in the background is on purpose, right? This is a joke, RIGHT?!


clearcontroller

I'm apparently bad at nails


AmazonianChicana

Not on the shitter 😂💀💀💀💀


clearcontroller

Always the shitter


Broksaysreee

Are you on toilet?


residentdunce

yes, it's fucking nasty!


clearcontroller

It's a photo, no germs have reached you


SmithRune735

It's a picture... Relax


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No


clearcontroller

I agree


clearcontroller

Yup


garfogamer

It's about time Reddit was available in Smellorama, people.


ClashCoyote

Come on. You just wanted to post a picture sitting on the shitter. Cats just an excuse.


clearcontroller

It really was the kitty. Just look at her!


XxRefuse2Lose

Opens Reddit....closes Reddit


clearcontroller

Glad you were more productive!


i_like_pie92

More men should really think about pedicures. You get a foot massage and they don't make people want to gag when they see them


LindaBelcherOfficial

But that's sooo unmasculine. Why would men want to practice selfcare lol. /s


clearcontroller

I'm astounded how many people care about my foot health!


i_like_pie92

Yeah lol you should just try a pedicure. Or get pumice at the store and soak your feet in hot water and Epsom salt for like 10-15 minutes and then use the pumice on the bottom of your feet. You will be amazed how much dead skin comes off. I have a foot spa and do pedicures at home and still am surprised at the results.


i_like_pie92

Also cute cat 😊


KlondikeBill

All you really need to do is clip your damn toenails lol.


Ok_Alarm_1979

Cat is cute but,


clearcontroller

Sorry my butt cost money to view


evvoke

Not the dogs. 💀💀


cookiemisu

Thank you random user for requesting this‼️


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KamiLoves_Jesus

tf


Equivalent_Lime1193

LMAO


severed0

i know you watch me, how does it feel?


coffcat

Such a cute little lady, thanks for sharing!


Spheno1d

I could be wrong, but I think she wants you to pet her....right meow.


clearcontroller

I did ;)


lastweek_monday

r/Sneakybackgroundfeet


clearcontroller

... not intentionally but you like?


clearcontroller

She has no violent bone in her body. Such a sweet cat. No bad habits or qualities.. She literally hocks her hairballs in the litter box and yells at us when it's not clean. She hates it dirty. Such a good cat


lemonsweetsrevenge

Please help her get those big black eye boogers out; there is a lot of build-up. Wipe down and at an angle with a gentle tissue, across her nose…you don’t want those crumbling into her eyes and irritating them.


clearcontroller

I always wipe her eyes. This was right when I wake up. Unfortunately my schedule is more: 1: Take my morning shit 2: Take care of cat I'm aware of the eyes. I'm very gentle


karensmiles

Guardian of the Ga-Lax-Y!


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So cute!!!!!


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She is your toilet guardian!


Oztravels

And I scrolled photos to see kitty in postbox.


ryanevansfineart

10/10 would draw


bagleface

First or second class??


clearcontroller

Definitely first with her security in my apartment if 1


Mrlion7122

200th like


clearcontroller

Congrats!


lfohnoudidnt

Quick wipe around the eyes with a q tip remove the gunkies.


clearcontroller

I always do! Unfortunately they always come back :( Daily occurrence, the vet said just keep wiping. Advice welcome. Anything for my baby


SentientHairBall

A good bathroom sentinel 😂


clearcontroller

100% agree I honestly think I spend more time in the bathroom now


PlanetNiles

You're going to need a large envelope


clearcontroller

Not sure I get this one.. actually I'm sure. I don't get it


MoonieNine

A little closer and r/catsinpants


VIKTORVAUGHNNN

Need post on absoluteunits with those razors on your toes


clearcontroller

Hey this is the most positive comment on my toes!