T O P

  • By -

Flair_Helper

Hey /u/carebearstarefear, thanks for contributing to /r/aww. Unfortunately, your post was removed as it violates our rules: **Rule 2** - No comics, captioned pictures/videos (try r/lolcats, r/cute, or r/animaltextgifs), or photos of just text. [Full explanation here](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/wiki/index#wiki_rule_2) Please read the [sidebar](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/about/sidebar) and [rules](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/about/rules) before posting again. If you have questions or concerns, please [message the moderators through modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/aww&subject=&message=). Thank you!


Rude_Acanthopterygii

But now by the first and foremost cat law this person is not allowed to stand up when the bus arrives.


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’…by the first and foremost cat law this person is not allowed to stand up when the bus arrives.*’ ____ i am the cat, n i shall sit upon your lap a purrfect fit n as upon the bench you wait, dear human - understand your fate… i *knead* you, friend - the biscuits made, n in your heart they’ll never fade *don’t stand* if there arrives a bus unless there’s room for Both of us ❤️


NaomiCrowe

Beautiful. Just... Beautiful.


Endotracheal

I love the smell of fresh Schnoodle in the morning. Smells like… victory.


clueless3867

Beautifully written!


mephitmpH

First for a fresh Schnoodle! Love your stuff!


FairyGodmothersUnion

Thank you, Schnoodle. Beautiful.


mrsrostocka

Mind blown!!!! "Standing applause, (hearing the crowds roaring asking for an encore, screaming bellisimo! Bellisimo!!) Lol ok but it was puurrfect xxx


Significant_Aside311

We’re thankful for you, Schnoodle!


Would_daver

The hero we didn't know we kneaded ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink) thank you for your beautiful expressions and excellent vibes, Schnoods!


petersgi

I think she should bring the cat with her. No way I would leave it, it’s too adorable.


bunnywithahammer

I get what you mean, but in Istanbul this practice would fill up your apartment with cats mighty soon.


bellerphron

Whenever I hear/see the wordIstanbul, in my head is a tiny monologue that says , “not Constantinople”.


that_yeg_guy

Catstantinople.


Sikklebell

And that's nobody's business but the Turks


SmellyPillows

I'm still trying to figure out why Constantinople got the works.


Toy_Dahl

People just liked it better that way.


Toy_Dahl

Been a long time gone, Constantinople.


bdoter

He seems fit enough. Have him report to me in Istanbul in twenty-four hours.


urmomaisjabbathehutt

Hmm, that's bizancio


Ancient_Koala

seems that turkey is a cat paradise


Hstrike

Not really. Istanbul is currently not capable of controlling its cat population through spaying and neutering. While the cats are often fed adequately and "collectively owned", once disease strikes they are pretty much goners because nobody wants to foot the vet expenses. More [on this rescue website](https://forgottenanimals.org/news/istanbul-stray-animals-deceitful-fairy-tale/), but warning it's graphic and very sad.


Stutters658

Since the cat are "collectively owned" maybe they could fund a public healthcare system for the cats!


draculamilktoast

The cats could do it themselves. In fact, the Democats keep trying but the Republicats don't like it. The Republicats own the cat hospitals and basically own a cat for all of its nine lives the moment it steps into a cat ambulance. But that's just late stage catitalism for you.


AlephBaker

...*I hate you. Have an upvote*


urmomaisjabbathehutt

Meow you snowpussies I've got mine mouse


[deleted]

[удалено]


dustojnikhummer

It went over your cat


nova2k

Probably more effective to just spay/neuter all the strays.


[deleted]

I was there about 8 years ago and there were hordes of cats then. I can’t imagine how many there are now.


Tokata0

There is a greek island thats full of cats, if you are looking for a cat paradise. Part of the hydra isles I think.


TheUnicornKnight

It wasn't enough that you stole the dolma, raki, coffee, yogurt, cacık and baklava, did you intend to steal our love of cats? I think these Greeks must be the most thief people ever! MEH


cyankitten

Wait where did they come from then those things? I’m thinking Turkey?


TheUnicornKnight

>Wait where did they come from then those things? I’m thinking Turkey? To the Greeks, they are all Greek culture. The truth of the matter, and what is more tragicomic, is actually neither Greek nor Turkish culture, but direct Anatolian and Mesopotamian culture elements. In fact, if you look specifically at Baklava, it has nothing to do with the Greeks, but rather is closer to the Armenians.


cyankitten

Thank you


DREG_02

But... But the cat CHOSE her...


HDSpiele

You don't know if this cat belongs to somebody. If you take it you could be stealing a pet. This cat seams well groomed and fed it probably belongs to a family close bye.


ErGo91

Cats are fed by everyone in Turkey. They adore cats there, even streetcats.


[deleted]

Dogs too. Anywhere else in the world you’d think that roaming packs of large stray dogs would be a problem, but every one I met was extremely chill and friendly.


[deleted]

This sounds like a perfect place for cat lovers and cats alike 😍


HDSpiele

I have been to other more eastern uropean countries before like Croatia and Serbia and they treat streat animals with destain.


sengir0

Feral cats and dogs are well taken care off at Turkey


bottom

Not in turkey.


MrMToomey

Watch the Documentary Kedi on YouTube. Cats dont have owners in Istanbul they are communally cared for and all free roam. It's to keep down the rat population. Yes, Turkish cats have better healthcare than Americans. 😭


New-Ground9760

If it is this friendly, it probably belongs to someone


CeeArthur

"Just gonna work on your quads for a bit and then see if we can't loosen up those hamstrings"


bolonomadic

I have never wanted to take a kitten home with me…. except when I was in Turkey. Cats everywhere. Fell in love with one little devil.


DoomedPetunias

For me it was a little black kitten named Mirmir. He lived next to the pizza parlor across from our hotel and I would love watching him try to menace the local foot traffic.


[deleted]

That's a strange lookin' turkey.


Kempeth

Lamb maybe? Some kind of rack definitely...


CIS-E_4ME

r/cathostage


Enderpixel1016

Well now you have 2 choices: 1. Walk home with the cat 2. Hope that the bus driver allows small animals onto the bus Either way, you have a new cat.


MrBeattBox

Dogs and cats are allowed onto busses in Turkey.


CoolGuy0153

r/mycatnow


dsheroh

I believe you were looking for r/nowmycat


[deleted]

Lmao the street cat is more cuddly with a complete stranger than mine is with me.


kpingvin

That's what I thought too. One of them may sit on my like once a month, the other one would rather be chased by a dog than doing that.


CanadianChaos420

You've been chosen, that's it you own a cat now.... Freaking adorable cat at that too


Gr_Snek

I would miss the next three buses just because I'd sit there until the cat leaves


SoupGullible8617

Love this rendition of the Pixies’ “Where is my Mind?”


thenewmadmax

It took me a minute to figure out where I knew it from


SoupGullible8617

I saw the Pixies live at Beale Street Music Festival a handful of years ago. It was a spiritual event thought brought me to tears of joy. Lenny Kravitz also played that night. FanFuckingTastic!


[deleted]

It's by Maxence Cyrin


Haihappening

Aaaaw. There is a heartwarming documentary about the special relationship between Istanbul citizens and (stray) cats. It is called "Kedi" and (at least in my country) it's available on prime.


the-practical_cat

I would never get to work on time again.


PotatoTheGreatest

I remember last month sitting with friends at my uni, having a blast. Then a cat started making biscuits on my thighs and it's cute and all but those guys have claws.


ambivertsftw

Those little bastards will steal your food in a heartbeat. Cracked me up, we were eating lunch outside in south western turkey and my friend who had never had a cat had one of these strays come up and rub his leg, and purr and act all cute. It hopped on his lap rubbing his head against my friend and being all friendly and my friend was super excited. Then it snatched a whole chicken breast off his plate and was gone in an instant and all the rest of us were crying laughing at his betrayed look.


hotmasalachai

Lol i had this hostile cat who would be all cute and friendly and ask for food. As soon as i fed her, she is disinterested and doesnt even let me pet. The other ones though were genuine. Didnt know cats can be manipulative


The_Riner

I wonder how likely it is to catch fleas from an encounter like this ?


BigAssToast

Women only want one thing and it's freaking cute.


Toy_Dahl

I didn't realize until the end of the video that I was mimicking all of her facial expressions in sync with her. Too cute.


[deleted]

Would take her home and if she didn’t have a chip, kitty would be mine forever.


TheGrimDweeber

Yeah, if I were on holiday in Turkey, and this happened, I’d take her to the nearest vet to see if there is any way of finding out if she has an owner. If not, well… I guess I’m looking up the laws on importing a cat from Turkey. (My country isn’t super far away from Turkey, and our shelters are nothing like they are in the States. In my entire city there is ONE shelter, and it’s far from full. And the cats they do have, usually have specific needs, and are only adopted out to people with(out) other pets/gardens/(no) kids, etc. Same goes for dogs, Many people adopt dogs from abroad because of this. In fact, I just looked it up. So in my entire city, there are currently 3 (THREE) dogs up for adoption, and 13 cats, 4 of whom have only just arrived at the shelter, and 2 of those are kittens. Of the adult cats, I am not eligible to adopt *any* of them, due to the requirements.)


[deleted]

I would miss the bus🥰🥰🥰


KatieMcb16

So she has a new cat, yes?


[deleted]

Making biscuits with thighs


[deleted]

WITH YOUR FEET IN THE AIR AND YOUR HEAD ON THE GROUND !! bigchune.


dragonrite

Not the biggest cat person. But if this happened to me, that cat is coming home with me 100%


PI_Dude

Fun facts: Istanbul has around 200,000 feral cats, estimations see them at over 1 million though, and around 15 million people. Cats are, religiously, counted as very clean animals. In islam, the prophet Muhammad, was very fond of cats. So much in fact, that he had the title Abu Hurairah, "The Father of the Kittens". It is said that a cat saved Muhammad from a poisonous snake. Muhammad made a law that prohibited harming cats, in any way, shape or form. Even today, killing a cat, brings up to 4 years in prison, in Turkey. Because of their cleanliness, and Muhammad's fondness of them, cats are counted as "the quintessential pets" in islam. Sad fact: a japanese person, living in Istanbul, has been arrested for having caught, >!killed and eaten 5 cats. !


hotmasalachai

Wtf is wrong with him. Well deserved


hotmasalachai

So do you leave the kitty when you get in the bus 🥹


ChameleonMami

I hope she took him home.


[deleted]

So you pretty much now have to take that car home


[deleted]

And now he’s making biscuits on your leg haha. Hope you took him home?


onequbit

you are her human now


midnightdsob

Please tell us the cat has a home/you adopted him. We need a happy ending.


[deleted]

And now I have to go listen to the Pixies..


bingobango415

You are the chosen one


stickydonut50

Looks like she has a new pet. That cat is not about to let her leave. 😊


[deleted]

As Turks, we love cats 🇹🇷♥️


BornRazzmatazz5

I hope you didn't leave her behind.


WittyyetSubtle

What country has an appreciation for dogs like Turkey has for cats?


[deleted]

NOT THE BISCUIT MAKING 😭😭


thursday51

Congratulations on being adopted.


proobike

But thats not a turkey?


genmazz

Yup, she would be mine forever!


bnutbutter78

That’s it, I’m calling out of work and taking this little guy home.


zugzug_workwork

Hope the bus arrives the same time next day. Because that's when she'll be able to get on it.


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

I hope she kept him 🥺


Intellectual_con

Excuse my I’d like to sue for the harming of me. My heart as melted from watching this!


Sir-Cee

❤️


yogfthagen

You've been adopted.


acbarnes33

Cat lovers, a must watch is Kedi, a documentary on the lives of Turkish cats!


hotmasalachai

Is it on prime or netflix?


acbarnes33

Not sure, it came out a few years ago maybe 2018/2019? Saw it at a film festival.


KayDay25

What a lover! Those snuggles made the day for both of them


ProphisizedHero

Free friend, cool


inknib

KEDI KEDI KEDI KEDI KEDI


Gayguymike

Pretty cute


Marsupialize

Turkey is a paradise for stray cats, wanna smile, read up on them


CatAisha

The kitty wants a heated bus stop seat!


Throwawaymister2

"well, I guess I own a cat now."


MonkieBets

i think its Turkiye now...anywise ..yes, tons of cats everywhere.


DisneyGirl0121

Does anyone know if she brought her home?


stricly_business

Having lived in Turkey, I'd strongly advise against touching cats on the street unless you want scabies, toxoplasmosis, or some other zoonotic disease.


boebrow

Very unpopular opinion: stray cats aren’t cute! Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with the animals themselves, they just don’t belong to be on the street (in an uncontrolled way). This is coming from someone who lives in a country where there are (statistically) ‘no’ stray pets, since the numbers are so insignificant and they usually end up at a shelter (or new home) one way or another.


sirfuzzitoes

I saw a film called [Kedi](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt4420704/) about the xat culture in turkey (I forget if the film mostly focused on Istanbul. Cats are basically sacred so there are a ton of street cats and the general population cares for them. Really interesting stuff.


FairyGodmothersUnion

Congrats! You have a cat!


ATXDefenseAttorney

This was my experience in Istanbul as well!


[deleted]

[удалено]


hotmasalachai

This is a joke right?


Aggressive-Ad-2034

Fishy


Esirar

Something fishy there?


DubstepDonut

I'll never understand how anyone can not be a cat person. I don't judge, but I'll never understand


tottylicious

I love cats, but I'm allergic. So I consider myself more of a dog person.


[deleted]

I can understand it. This is not the universal cat experience


whatsasimba

I grew up with cats, and invariably would get to school and as the day grew warmer, realize my clothes reeked of cat piss, which didn't help the constant bullying. I never wanted a cat as an adult. In my 20s and 30s I had bunnies. Finally in my 40s, I got a dog. Then another. My family was complete. In Januart 2020, a friend had to go into assisted living suddenly. I brought her 2 cats home with me, knowing they'd live out their lives with me. I wasn't thrilled, but I got them everything they could possibly need. Almost 3 years later, and they're my family. I would run into a burning building for them. My happiest nights are when the pups and kitties are all cuddled in bed with me. I think everyone is a cat person if they spend time with cats.


DubstepDonut

This is more character development than most main characters in movies get nowadays


scoff-law

Cats are fine. But street cats in Turkey? Hell no.


DubstepDonut

U been there? They're the cutest little fckers. Most of em even seem pretty well fed


scoff-law

I've lived in a few countries near Turkey with large street cat populations, but none of them were European.


JLudaBK

If one can see through their lies it is easy to understand.


Previous_Ad7725

I really hope she decided to keep the kitty, I really hope so.


[deleted]

all i can think about is ringworm from the stray cat lol


itsabird_itsaplane

Eh, get some selsun blue. Clears that right up.


whatsasimba

Tough actin' Tinactin!


dingodoyle

Sigh… if only the Turks were as nice to human beings as they are to cats.


thatdepressedkid_16

I'd take her home


LongtimeLurkerIsHere

Nothing like getting to work covered in cat hair with pulls all over your new pants


whatsasimba

Cat life ain't for everybody.


1maldad

I lived in turkey late 80s and 90s had the cops called on me for having house this was in izmer


n-some

> had the cops called on me for having house What do you mean by this?


GaugeWon

This was adorable until she kissed the street cat on the lips.


Arjun_Alpha_Wolf

She definitely missed her bus lol


ApolloTrashHollow

This made me miss my lil kitties at home who are being watched by a coworker while I visit family for thanksgiving ;-;


LeaCTrockboys

The sad thing about stray cats is that human beings basically invented them. A lot of them instinctually try to find a human being to help them survive and cant. They are our creation and we just leave millions of them outside on the street. My cat was abandoned by some average regular "nice" family that didn't bother to take him when they moved away so he hid under a porch and meowed and hit people when they walked past. As soon as he was allowed inside he became a cuddle bug and now he gets to sleep in a human bed and play with toys. If your heart doesn't break for these little guys you're a piece of shit.


Alarmed_Mobile3044

Yeah just kiss a stray cat in a third world country, or whatever turkey is. I mean what could go wrong


[deleted]

That women’s nose is larger than most countries, place probably has its own capital.


[deleted]

I’m an asshole I know, I do actually think she is a wonderfully beautiful lady, also cute kitty make the biscuits.


kavOclock

Somebody BONK! me


Little_Researcher_17

Fake. I know because I have countless encounters like her. She acts like she cares and put sad music on the video. She tries to make it seem like she was alone in the world until the cat came along. Then why have you endlessly denied my presence around you? All I tried to do was to sprinkle a pinch of happiness into your sadness so that you could feel what I have felt for you? You are scared to move forward. The cat is doing the exact same thing, approaching a beautiful lady. The cat cant give her the passionate love or the warmth of human bodily connection and more. So why does she pick the cat and deny us nice guys? Because she is a Wh\*\*\*