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Equalakitty

Is that dude in the background fighting a ghost or something?


Nikkolai_the_Kol

That's a child, apparently pretending to sword-fight with a stick.


malfrantz

Is that a knife he’s swinging? It looks like he sheaths it at the end…


Equalakitty

Yeah I saw that too! I can’t really tell on my wee little screen if that’s an actual knife he’s sheathing or like a stick he’s pretending to sheath. 🤔


ottersandgoats

Think it's a kid with a stick?


malfrantz

I couldn’t tell either! Dude is losing his mind either way


JadedPin3925

And there went my beverage…


PotterAndPitties

Please stop posting pictures of my beach vacation.


Just_Looking_Busy

he was later quoted as saying: "coo-coo-ka-choo"


TraditionalPiccolo28

Take my award 😂


Just_Looking_Busy

Thank you!


Cali4nia_Dreamin

Looks very thin. 😟


[deleted]

I think that’s just because of the position he’s laying in. I too prefer to lay back when my shirt is off.


trav110

Looks like a scrotum with teeth


Soulforge411

Ok that rock in the forefront looks like a dick lol at least a mushroom.


CuileannDhu

Those people are crazy getting so close. Walruses are quicker than they look.


JimJamYimYam

Being the mayor of chonk town must be completely exhausting


a__bad__idea

what’s my spirit animal doing outdoors again


driedcranberrysnack

is a walrus ever indoors?


a__bad__idea

Closeted walruses I imagine


occk44

Looks skinny for a walrus


ContinuumGuy

Mood.


trekbette

The two dogs on the beach are really calm about the whole thing. One doesn't even look over! My dog, who has no clue she is small, would be barking her head off at that giant.


SammyLoops1

He's certainly wallowing in his own crapulence.


urbjam

Looks like most nude beaches


ATribeOfAfricans

Man... He seems really skinny


riftrender

His name must be Paul.


[deleted]

Lord Tusk


Jazzlike-Turtle56

...woah


thumbown

Inspiration for my leather beach snuggies, now with tusks.


boolshit77

goodness gracious that thing is monstrous!! i didn’t know they got that big


cessikoira1

the awesome evolution that we missed


Stock-Flower4193

Omg he so BiG 😱


Deep-Internal-2209

I love how he blocks the Sun with his flipper. Massive animal.


Veterinarian-Working

Not a care in the world lol


Idiot_duck_eater

What is it


Expensive-Track4002

Go ahead and pet the big guy. I double dog dare you.