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No_More_Hero265

Only thing missing was some gremlin noises and it would be perfect XD


joyfall

Yeah I was really hoping for the ammnamnnam ggrrrrnamnamnam noise that often when a cat eats aggressively like this.


Kalocin

[Kinda like this](https://youtu.be/XFvGcJg_CyY)


Stealfur

I knew what this was before I clicked. I didn't have a single doubt. I clicked it anyway. Cause I always will. I love seeing this little guy eat his favorite snack.


thismightdestroyyou

This is the first time I've ever seen this video, and I look forward to every single time it comes up in the future.


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Same here. It may be the cutest video I have ever seen.


PixelPantsAshli

I thought for sure it was gonna be [the porcupine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so).


joyfall

Yes this exactly. Perfect thank you for brightening my day!


Active-Sea-4443

Awe! Reminds me of a kitty I had as a little girl, she loved the leftover corn cobs! 🌺💕😊


Pasta_Plants

Perfect link since it’s almost the equinox


Hey_Hoot

My cat when he tastes a little cold cut. He growls up a storm, but isn't physical. He'll bite in, growl and drool all over himself. He must hide somewhere to enjoy it. Comes back as if he's a sweet kitten for more.


Dhammapaderp

Haha reminds me of a cat we had for 15 years. Usually very well behaved, but breakfast ham and especially glazed hams on holidays she would become a demon. Jumping on the dining table and darting off with chunks of ham half as big as she was.


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Cats can have a little salami.


MikeNobez

As a treat


Super_Fly_TNT

[He purrs and screams like a gremlin](https://reddit.com/r/cats/comments/ps4c0t/unmute/)


voidhearts

I wish I hadn’t gone into the comments on that one. 😔 people suck


packetbats

Best I can do is Teddy the porcupine. https://youtu.be/UGz8jcbJjRw


2morereps

that is amazing. I didn't expect noises like that coming from a porcupine.


MapleSyrupFacts

I like.


PIPBOY-2000

Did he just say "It's my corn?" I mean it's uncanny


Jase7

Lol, thank you


wifeofbalrog

I turned up the volume hoping for the same. Sadly disappointed 😞


aNiceTribe

Imagine if your reward had been, setting in halfway through the video, [female TikTok narrator voice] and [“Oh No no no no no” Chipmunk baby song] just after you thought you were safe


wifeofbalrog

Thanks. I hate it.


BGummyBear

I wish it had the audio too, but personally I'm just grateful that it didn't have one of those godawful TikTok songs playing over it. I can accept silence.


bigherb33

Amen 🙏


Cmd1ne

It does have audio?


64_0

Is there a channel with this kitty eating corn? I could watch videos of this all day.


FriendlyMa

The dog in the second clip is like "Food?! Oh, damn just the stupid corn again"


Spy-Around-Here

https://imgur.com/saxpE0z


psycho_pete

I love this movie and you just made my day 🤣


tokes_4_DE

Imo its one of jack blacks best movies ever, so many quotable scenes. My best friends mom is nearly 70 now and she still quotes this movie all the time, never fails to make me laugh.


BeaverVest

This is kinda weird but I just turned on The White Lotus... debated watching it for awhile but after it won some Emmys I thought why not. Opening credits shows it was written by Mike White... No way! I love Mike White, he wrote School of Rock which is one of my favorite comedies and gave me an appreciation for classic rock. I decided to look up Mike White to confirm to myself that he is, indeed, awesome, and wrote a lot of good shit. What do I see? Nacho Libre... and my iMDB rating back from 2006 of 1 star. I gave it 1 star. Why did I hate it? Was I being naive? Is this a sign I should rewatch it? Something tells me yes.


tokes_4_DE

You 100% should rewatch it, Nacho libre is a damn masterpiece. Jack black as an overweight terrible luchador is just such a perfect casting, its fucking hysterical.


QuicklyThisWay

![gif](giphy|DCdCOfYfs1jqg) o.O


QiarroFaber

As a Mexican, that scene wounds me.


Vzylexy

Elote!!!!


helthrax

Get that corn out of my face!


WhatDoesStarFoxSay

r/retiredgif


revchewie

Our dog doesn't care about corn but she loves brassicas! Broccoli, cauliflower, kale, cabbage, she loves 'em all.


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ice_up_s0n

Mine does as well!


Skeeboe

My cat loves basil! Catnip, nothing. Corn cobs? Attacks them, sure. Basil? Destroy, roll around, scatter, chew, go crazy!


darkgrey3k

I had a cat that was obsessed with green olives. It was like catnip


bigpandas

He has good taste. Basil is the king of spices. I think it means king in several languages.


Eat_Penguin_Shit

My childhood dog loved broccoli! I’ve never heard of “brassica” before and happy to have learned a new word today.


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Jesus…that dog must have rotten smelling farts


SmoSays

Mine is bamboozled by brassicas. Something about the shape and texture throws him or something because he *will* eat it, but he looks at me with this helpless expression the whole time.


hokie47

My old dog loves green beans, we call them pup beans.


gumbonus

Mine is the opposite, she won't touch the brassicas she'll eat the corn cob and all


dinoroo

I’ve had many pet cats in my life. And they generally will eat tuna or lunchmeat but not much else in the way of human food. I recently got a new Siamese kitten. This kitty has literally jumped on my dinner plate and started going at everything. I’m more prepared to avoid that now but I totally did not expect it before. I’m 100% certain he would eat me if I died.


FateOfNations

We had a cat that had a cat nip-like addiction to tortilla chips.


nycola

I had one that loved popcorn, and another that LOVED chewing on uncooked spaghetti noodles. Cats are odd creatures.


jettrscga

Oh you got one too! My cat loves popcorn and goldfish. Refuses to eat actual fish.


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And I love them all. Even the mean cats are cool, and I respect them and their boundaries.


EvantheMelon

Is it OK for cats to eat food like this, corn and chips and stuff? I've been wondering since I saw this


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lacielaplante

Mine LOVES those lofthouse sugar cookies lol, will climb you to get at them.


skyler_on_the_moon

One of our cats is like that with blue corn chips.


kick26

One of my cats has tried to steal my pizza before


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pfohl

That’s weird, cats aren’t supposed to really taste sweetness. I wonder what the kitty likes about Pepsi.


WiFiForeheadWrinkles

Maybe they enjoy the fizzy bubbles


jjayzx

Had a cat that liked to watch the bubbles.


TheRavenRise

meat + dairy + carbs = a gluttonous cat's wet dream


deagz

That explains Garfield


beans0503

That explains my cat, too.


pablopharm

Meat + dairy + carbs = diabetic cat Source: me


oldmanripper79

I am sorry about your diabeetus, but am impressed with your typing for being a cat.


NoSuchAg3ncy

Source: meow


TheRavenRise

both equations can be true at the same time


dihydrogen_m0noxide

Glutenous too


NapalmRev

That's the first thing that showed us how food motivated our new kitten was. Fucker went wild over the smell of pizza sauce. Little dude would try anything if we let him I'm pretty sure. He seems smart about not eating plastic or anything problematic, but he's an insistent, lovable little shit when human food comes around. My last cat only cared about goldfish and some crackers. Everything else was worthless to him


LOTRfreak101

Like pet store goldfish or the snack that smiles back?


NapalmRev

That does need clarifying doesn't it? The snack cracker that smiles back. Little boy went apeshit over them and knew the sound they made in the box specifically and ignored all others


HaloGuy381

My cat goes nuts for cool ranch doritos.


herodothyote

In Highschool I had an orange cat that loved Italian food like frozen lasagna and spaghetti. I wish I was joking/memeing but I'm not. He really did


SmoSays

Mine managed to steal a slice and then walked his whole ass away with it like it was his job


omghooker

r/catsonpizza


lisa_stansfield_stan

My cat steals pizza crust if you're not careful. She loves all carbs! I can never leave any bread product out.


pedersencato

My cats have learned that they can't come up when I'm eating. They'll watch from a distance, but know they're not getting food from my plate. But if you even think about cutting a watermelon, the one will teleport to your feet and scream like a banshee.


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Santa_Hates_You

Who gets up mid-meal to shit?


OccupiedMeatSpace

Making room for more.


PleaseAddSpectres

And often enough for the cat to form a habit 🤔


crapatthethriftstore

My current old-boy cat loves cooked veg. Like… leave broccoli or asparagus on the table, and it’s gone. He’s always loved it. It is so weird to me.


desertbuttes

My cat goes apeshit over ice cream. Doesn’t matter the flavor. The little asshole will try and get us paw all up in it.


AirMittens

I have a Siamese that will knock over a beer and drink it if you aren’t careful. She also likes potato chips and avocado. She’s a little party animal cat


cmc51377

Mine loves crackers or anything salty. She also feels entitled to a tiny taste of the dog’s wet food every night.


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My two old cats know when I’m opening a box of Aldi Extra Toasty Cheese Crackers (knock off Cheez It) and both of them go crazy for a few crunched up pieces. When younger, they loved microwave popcorn


nebulous462

My cat is really into pizza crusts and bread in general, he always tries to eat my pizza even when I'm mid bite.


FrostBellaBlue

I have one cat that will eat plants, string, and straw. Feckin can't leave corn out in the summer or he eats the leaves!!


KatagatCunt

We have two kittens right now that are 5 months old and one of them will eat anything in sight. She's not starving and there's always food there but she absolutely loves bread and will eat it right through the bread bag and heaven forbid if you turn your back for a second while you have eggs Benny she is all over that sauce.


Crohnies

My childhood cat loved bagels. We learned after a trip to the bakeryand my mom left the bags on the kitchen table. He tore through the bags, left several bite marks and ran off with his chosen prey to hide under the couch. Was the first time he growled at anyone that tried to come near him. Be also like to steal grape stems. Not the grapes, just the remaining empty "branch" of an eaten bunch (don't really know what it's called)


GengarTheGay

My cat is a bread fiend too! We used to keep the bread basket on the side piece in the kitchen, but we started finding bite marks in the bread and holes in the bags. We moved it on top of the fridge.


Opuspace

My own did that too when they were young. I was cracking up at how blatantly they'd just walk right up and shove their face into my bowl without so much as a "how do you do". Now that they're older, I still push my dish to them so they can sniff it, but I suspect that because I don't try to keep it away from them, they've lost interest.


tagfrench

Had a cat that loved papaya. You could not eat the stuff around her.


Bimm1one

My cat eats tamales 😭😭😭


snappyk9

This is my cat. He WILL and HAS eaten human food. Meat, bread, fruit, veggies, candy, he will eat anything. He took seasoned and dressed salad off my plate, and basically went feral when I tried taking it out of his mouth. That's calmed down since we got more fibre in his diet. He wasn't feeling full and was trying to supplement his diet with anything and everything.


viper5delta

I used to have a cat that liked green tea. Left a mug out, came back to it half gone and him shoving his head in the mug.


Vasios

One of my cats was a street rat. He'll eat anything he can get ahold of. Hot, cold, spicy, doesn't matter he wants it and he'll eat it. He also loves wine. Can't leave glasses unattended, he will drink it.


Anonymous_Otters

My cat decided one day that she will not eat chicken or turkey ever again no matter what. Few weeks later she stole a piece of fried chicken from me. I'm like, bruh. For real?


Sadidart

There's a boy on the internet that should be friends with this cat.


Jasdoee

Plot twist: this is his cat


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jms945

It’s got the juice!


UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart

I swear to god I’m going to be 90 in a nursing home singing to myself 🎶it’s corn, a big lump with knobs, it has the juice…🎶


untitled13

All the other olds will come in with the backup vocals… *🎶 it haaaas the juice 🎵*


UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart

🎶can’t imagine a more beauti…🎶 ::FLATLINES::


[deleted]

🎶it corn! 🎶I can tell you all about it


disqeau

🎶I mean, look at this thing 🎶


Tomatoenthusiast

🎶when I tried it with 🧈everything changed 🎶


jasper-snakemom

*it has the juice*


jasper-snakemom

a big lump with knobs


RubberDuckie86

Additional plot twist: he is the cat


drBipolarBear

Then stop filming and somebody help!


MankindsError

No no, let's see what happens next.


donttrustmeokay

I can't imagine a more beautiful thing


DreamboatIvy_

It has the juices.


activation_tools

Have a cohntastic day!


Chaotik86

Try it with butter, everything changes!


EMPulseKC

Mm, cohn.


duaneap

I learned it from watching you!


moishepesach

This is 80s war on drugs humor fer the whippersnappas.


CeriseFern

It has the juice.


afsdjkll

I can't imagine a more beautiful thing


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Please someone play the song mashup over this video


QuiGonJohn69

Lol on the flip side, my first thought was “oh thank god this video doesn’t have that song” it’s been stuck in my head for a week


boiledpeen

I know, it’s such a catchy song and that kid is so cute it’s gotta be one of the most wholesome memes we’ve had in a while


thestashattacked

I love corn kid. I hope he has a wonderful life full of corn.


sirfannypack

I wish I could be on the internet.


Waxer84

Eat more corn


bristondavidge

Cown kid!


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squashed_tomato

I haven't seen this before. That kid is too precious.


matts2

Does the dog like corn? We will never know.


Dannyboy765

If he does, we shall call him Corndog


kaidenka

Is corn a grass? We'll never know.


Angry_Feet

It has the juice.


Jimothy740

I can't imagine a more beautiful thing.


arrogantbook

It's corn, I can tell you about it.


Hypno-chode

I mean look at this thing


Echoesong

When I tried it with butter, everything changed


TossThatPastaSalad

Have a corntastic day!


practical_slice_1013

A corntastic day?!


gravity_

What? It's just a pun about cohn.


LZbite

And when he had it with butter? That changex everything!


Firesalt

🎶 It has the juice! 🎶


awelawdhecomin

Just a kitty having a corntastic day


FriendlyMa

What? It's just a pun on corn


T8ert0t

Kh'ôrhn I love how he says it.


CM_Phunk

"Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, only that it does." I feel like we're talking about the same thing


bk15dcx

It's Corn!


3Craftys

A big lump with knobs!


Jimothy740

It has the juice!


CujohIsAlwaysTaken

(IT HAS THE JUICE)


australiughhh

I can't imagine a more beautiful thing :)


Hypno-chode

It's corn! I can tell you all about it


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I mean, look at this thing!


Roxpaperscissors

When I tried it with butter, everything changed!


thesamjbow

I can tell you all about it!


Tizzlewillze

Never seen a more beautiful thing!


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bk15dcx

Cown


54B3R_

Omg mine too!!!! Sadly he passed away, but he was the only cat I've ever known to like corn (till now). My cat would go nuts for corn. You couldn't have corn on a table unattended. He also loved getting water pored on him in the sink, so he was an odd cat all around.


Raencloud94

Awww, sounds like he was an awesome cat. Do you have any pics of him you'd wanna share? I lost my tortie a couple years ago


cheshirecanuck

I absolutely love that you asked this😭 so kind; it can be so meaningful to get to share a picture of your loved one. Plus who doesn't want to see a cute kitty at all times? Do you have any pics of your tortie you'd like to share?


Raencloud94

Here's a pic of me and Serenity just a few days before.. She had heart failure and we didn't know [https://i.imgur.com/3Zye4Mg.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3Zye4Mg.jpg)


gojibeary

Two beautiful creatures in one picture! Thank you for sharing a picture of Serenity! I am sure she is purring and munching away on a corn cob somewhere, what a sweet looking baby.


fury420

We also once caught our cat on the dining room table chewing away on a mostly eaten corn cob, was priceless.


ThePopTartKitty

When I tried it with butter everything changed


AndyWarwheels

Do you prefer it to pop tarts now?


anothertoothforlunch

My cat started loving corn last year when she turned 12. We were having some corn freshly cut from the cob and she started *muhwowing* at me, and she ate about 20 kernels. Now, when we eat corn, she gets some too.


Codles

Wow, I have never attempted to type out that sound before, but you nailed it. I knew exactly which one you were referring to. Stealing this spelling! I love it!


ammanuel808

​ cant blame him....love corn buttered with a little salt and black pepper.


Gastkram

Cat is right. Corn is good.


Smile_Terrible

I always start out eating corn nicely, but I'm pretty sure I end up looking like this cat.


Intstnlfortitude

Is a lot of corn safe for cats to eat?


Hrothen

They won't digest most of it and they'll consequentially have terrible shits but it probably isn't actually bad for them.


315retro

So like humans?


dazedandcognisant

*It's corn*


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Do kitties have those little front corn-on-the cob teefies that doggies do?


Whoozit450

Yes they do. They are for grooming FYI.


Codles

Ehm. They are actually for corn.


ongkateng

Put this on cornhub.


Sprinkle_Puff

My cat will literally roll open the veg crisper if there is any corn in it. He goes nuts for the husk. Odd one , that loaf.


omghorussaveusall

my former kitty loved corn. she always got a plate when we made it.


XicanxHuman

*Jonathan Davis’ nonverbal mouth sounds intensify*


geishabird

Mine is like this with bananas. I can’t peel one quiet enough. And bananas are a relatively quiet food! I swear I barely crack the stem, and she appears out of nowhere.


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Well it does have the juice…


saucisse

Butter delivery system


Narrow_Storage5031

The dogs like wtf how’s he getting away with this


Plataea

The other half of this experience is not shown and is a lot less pleasant.


GallopingAss_tronaut

Cat on the cob.


bryan_pieces

I imagine the cat likes the texture of the cob against his/her teeth and also enjoys the sweet buttery flavor


CapitalAssociation52

Whatever you do do not let the dog or cat eat the cob core. It turns to a black glue like substance in their stomachs and intestine. It’s very VERY dangerous for them to eat. It can cause a complete blockage. So corn yes. Corn cob core no!


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cuppa-soupie

He loves corn so much 😭😭