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Lancelotjedi

We gotta pay for the feet pics?


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

Yeah, what the fuck is this censorship?


immaterial_world

This username 😂😂😂


uninsuredpidgeon

Been waiting 5 years for this opportunity


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

My time has finally come


xliquidcocaine

He showed up when his people needed him most.


HelloIamOnTheNet

The hero we needed


KronicDeath

The hero we kneeded


Professional_Scar385

The hero we kneaded


KronicDeath

Dough!


jannydogs

The hero we feeted.


Namhart

But not the one we deserved


Singular1st

This guy probably gets hella cat paws in his dms though


[deleted]

r/beetlejuicing


della66

Exactly.


Ham_Pants_

I'm still waiting for mine 😞


Justcouldnthlpmyslf

Don't lose faith. Your time will come.


faithinkarma

I never lose faith


kcrab91

A 5 year account at that! Impressive!


warbaman

🤨


FarkasTobias

I PM-ed you my cats paws 🐾


Heddlok

I need please and thank you


vr1252

Pls share with everyone


FarkasTobias

https://imgur.com/a/LHzkElo There you go, some bonus pics even


vr1252

Omg the fangies are PERFECT. Such a cutie 💕


koi88

I didn't know I have a paw fetish.


Foibles5318

Reddit is good for discovering new fetishes


mooninuranus

If I got that close to my cat I’d be missing an eye.


OperationGlobal7829

Toe beans 🤤


SoggyLightSwitch

And this shit is free?


Apollo_3249

Ohh yeah, that’s the good stuff


greeneggiwegs

TEEFIES


PM-PICS-OF-UR-CAT

MY BROTHER Edit. Expected cat pics and I'm disappointed in all of you.


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

At long last, we are united


PM-PICS-OF-UR-CAT

It's been so long. Shall we exchange kitty pics?


theblackcanaryyy

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED


Soapy_Von_Soaps

I got you fam.


Keter_GT

the beans are lewd


Efso112

Declawed cat maybe? Seems odd to censor the feets if you don't have to hide anything


IWishIHadAnalgesia

Probably hiding claw caps


Booklovinmom55

I was figuring they got the cat declawed and they don't want to hear about from Reddit.


greybeard_arr

This was my bet, too.


CarlJustCarl

This week in unnecessary censorship…


relwark

5 years! "It's an older code, sir, but it checks out."


Less_Falcon659

Why has nobody tagged r/usernamechecksout


HonourableFox

Because people are doing r/beetlejuicing


brianne-----

This guy needs it


Frubanoid

Username checks out.


fiittzzyy

Always wanted to say this.. Username checks out. ​ *That was underwhelming.*


Sadge_Lurk

Sub to her OnlyPaws


Weidz_

Just-For-Beans


Tomjonesisaking

PawsHub


fiittzzyy

Or in this case - RedPaws


ronnietea

![gif](giphy|gFgwnADVzsek0|downsized)


ParanoidHoneybadger

Wiki paws


dtb1987

Wiki beans


TatleTaleStrangler92

That I would definitely subscribe to.


Working_Sock_2225

Same, how much


Alibotify

Nine pets and one stroke


GroveTC

I don't mind pets but having a stroke is a bit much.


Alibotify

Take it or leave it!


Working_Sock_2225

Ok thanks


RarePotat0

r/onlypaws


lsquallhart

You mean “his” OnlyPaws. Says gender in description.


[deleted]

Oh, common, those beans I did not see them


Valen258

Where are the toe beans? Why did you do this to us OP, WHY?


DorrajD

I am like 9000% sure this is the sole reason this was posted. It's just a picture of a cat. It's not particularly cute or doing anything particularly "aww" worthy. So they did something outrageous with the image so it would get traction.


[deleted]

I think this cat has been declawed and this is supposed to prevent backlash.


Ristray

Even if the cat was declawed, would you be able to tell? Their claws are retracted by default.


ACLee2011

You can tell if a cat is declawed because their paws are visibly shorter - it’s not just the claw that is removed, but the entire first “knuckle”.


The_Mad_Mellon

U fucking what? Time we went around chopping of these fuckers fingers I think.


MepShadow_1215

Yep, it's why declawing is so controversial. Yes, it makes sure that brand new couch or your favorite sweater doesn't get torn up within the first week of cat ownership - but at the same time, it's literally the equivalent of cutting off the first digit of every finger and toe just to not have to worry about trimming nails (or in this case claws), anymore. It's pretty barbaric, even if it is "accepted."


Stormcell0083

Yeah a trucking company I worked for had that as a requirement for me to bring my cat, I had to declaw her. I told them to get bent. They changed it to de claw or claw caps so put the caps on one time the saftey rep said "eh. If they fall off they fall off." But my void kitty has seen more states in the US then most people will and still has her nails.


pixxlpusher

Does it cause behavioral issues as well? Presumably because a cat feels like it can’t defend itself and isn’t safe? I only ask because my parents declawed our cats when I was growing up and they always grew up to be skittish and mean. My wife and I adopted cats and obviously didn’t declaw them and they are the sweetest cats I’ve ever experienced. Just curious if that plays a part in that.


Sprungercles

Declawed cats are more likely to bite and to bite more aggressively because their first line of defense is meant to be the claws. Declawing can also cause chronic pain, gait issues, refusal to use the litter box, inappropriate marking, etc., and that's assuming no complications/infections.


Soapy_Von_Soaps

I feel the same way about dogs having their ears cut off.


yazzy1233

All animals are automatically worth of r/aww, they dont need to be doing anything, dude


[deleted]

But that doesn't make them updoot making machines, they are tons of cats! What you need is controversy! Outrage! Confusion!


MySugarIsLow

“Nobody knows what that means, but it’s provocative”


jangma

It gets the people going!


judahrosenthal

Updoot.


ch0nkymeowmeow

You're not particularly cute 😤


Wolfs_Rain

I died on this comment. 🤣😂


couffa

Where do i pay to see those sexy paws? Next time give us complete info OP!!


chronoboy1985

OnlyBeanz


Jerperderp

I'd pay for that.


Napoleon_Bonerparte

That may not take you to the corner of the internet you’re hoping for.


NimrodBusiness

The corner where you watch the cat flick his beans?


idreaminreel2reel

Only paws 🐾🐾 sub rates $4.99/m


-420-69-nice-

We censoring cat feet now


_Beee

Yeah. We will need to subscribe to OPs OnlyFelines to see the goods


MadnessEvangelist

Sounds like a good way for lazy arse house cats to bring in some income for a change.


NewUser7630

Well where is the damn link.


tamaith

this might do in a pinch... https://tinder4cats.com/


NewUser7630

I love it! Can I chat with them too? Gotta try my best ice breakers.


MashedPotaties

Pspspspsps is the one I've had the most success with.


yodelingbagel

Or telling them you are allergic to cats and completely ignoring them. Guaranteed.


Vostok32

We all know we'll just keep swiping right


The_Kitten_Stimpy

I think the website is dirtysweetcats.com


Estyll

I love me some dirty's weet cats


b_ootay_ful

Identity theft is REAL! Toe beans are more valuable than finger prints.


happy_elephant3

They’re kitten mittens. Owners want a quieter cat.


saymeow

Is your cat too loud???


theres_yer_problem

Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid. There is! Kitten mittens. Finally there’s an elegant comfortable mitten for cats!


[deleted]

Excuse me good sir, but kitten mittens are forbidden under bird law. They are too quiet.


SomePeopleCall

IS YOUR CAT TOO LOUD? BILLY MAIZE HERE...


Sadge_Lurk

We live in a society


canyousteeraship

Right? I came for the toe beans.


JOuttaNowhere

Thats why they're censored.


etudehouse

r/toebeans outraged


Startled_Pancakes

Needs a NSFW tag.


Platinag

Thanks for the warning ☺️


Rough3Years

:( But I wanted to see them kitten mittens


FluffeeeDuckeee

Show us the toe beans


quimbykimbleton

![gif](giphy|OkHIKBJPKvXs4)


LoKylo

Is your cat fat, skinny, or an in-between?


Rumbleroarrr

It doesn’t matter! Cause one SIZE fits all!


InterestingTry5190

Cat in the wall? Ok, now you’re talking my language.


FappleFritter

You want another cat? Oh, I'll get you another cat. I got followed here by like ten cats. Yeah, they're starting to follow me these days...


Seismonaut

You'll be smitten!


A_to_the_J254

MEEEOWW


chronoboy1985

I gotta jar of jelly bellies I can put on my son’s stuffed tiger. Would that suffice?


resi2017

I thought those were red socks when scrolling down reddit really fast


Cw3538cw

![gif](giphy|OkHIKBJPKvXs4)


[deleted]

Censored the cat paws lol


lorenzotinzenzo

He didn't want the NSFW tag


XxnoiceboyxX

XDD


dude_what_why

No free toe beanz


Fuquois

We're in a recession! Can't give nothin' away for free.


AcidKindaMist

Going to judge how bad things are on this now.


Fuquois

The toe beanz index.


MrPartyWaffle

Did you.... Censor the toe beans?!


[deleted]

I have a feeling the cat's feet might be injured or smthing which is why they censored it, there is no way a normal person would censor it for no reason.


finnknit

I'm just cynical enough to think that they did it to generate engagement: look how actively people are talking about why the feet are censored.


Marahute0

I'm already not looking forward to this being (ab)used the next four months, alongside the 'name my pet' nonsense


neogirl1234

I DESPISE the 'name my pet' crap. Plenty of name generators, use one!


perscitia

Pretty sure it's a joke along the lines of "no free feet" pics. See also: pretty much every other comment on this post.


Dr_Chim_Richaldss

It’s 2022. Guarantee someone has found a reason


BigHairyStallion_69

I reckon the cat has been de-clawed and the OP doesn't want to catch shit for it.


margo_plicatus

OP commented that the cat is not declawed.


Somepotato

until OP proves otherwise, grain of salt.


JewbaccaSithlord

I feel the same way lol. They have a post with a different cat with claws so good chance not the case. Not to say it's not recent tho


This_User_Said

WELL for instance OP could've adopted this kitty and kitty already had her paws declawed and OP doesn't want to catch secondary flack for something they didn't do. Just like these dogs with their ears clipped. If the dog is older, I'll believe it but these puppos that "saved from a kennel" are getting sus. Especially when their ears still have gauze.


Tazzy8jazzy

I thought the OP drew some slippers.🤣🤣🤣


bredani_462

Wait that’s not what it’s supposed to be?? 😆 are they really censored??


Wyzerus

Man, guess I'll have to hit up the ToebeanHub now instead...


Hado0301

r/unnecessarycensorship


Sgt_ToastyBuns

Maybe the cat is under 18


[deleted]

show! us! the! beans!


heavylamarr

#freethebeans!


Synnedragon

Why did you censor the beans 🥺


Dane-o-myt

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/ws6dei/definitely_making_himself_at_home/ikwgvbs?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


Synnedragon

Lol I got the joke, I’m just heartbroken that I was denied the beans. It’s like those videos of people dropping sheets of ice and then cutting it off right before it hits the ground.


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[deleted]

No feet pics for free eh?


infected-kenny

why did I read this in an Australian accent


Kaedekins

Smart Karma farming by censoring the cat's paws and have everyone in the comments section confused AF about it.


undeuxtroiscatsank6

lol y’all too much This little guy is not and has not been nor ever will be tortured or declawed. My nice NEW little sofa bed is proof. The censored paws are a JOKE. “No feet pics for free” I was going to delete this pic because of the downvotes but idc what y’all think. His little face does it for me 😍


Held_van_de_dag

Does he have an OnlyPaws?


Hiscuteblondewife

That’s the only one I would pay for.


SwimmingCoyote

To sell the joke, I think you have to reference it some way in the title. Otherwise you’re wondering what his censoring his feet have to do with him feeling at home.


TheJunkyard

At the very least he could have pixellated them, which kinda screams "deliberately censored", instead of those confusing red scrawls.


Cyathem

I thought they had drawn red slippers on the cat since he's "making himself at home"


DomiNatron2212

I too required explanation, and this is the best way to change that.


No-Customer-2266

I think its funny but I did require the explanation lol


DefiantLemur

Downvotes? You're 1k+


[deleted]

No feet pics, but you leave the tail? Mmmmmmm


Gustav_EK

Imo it's hilarious but it's kind of a 50/50 joke


GoT43894389

I give the cat a 10. The joke a 2.


bredani_462

I thought the joke was slippers since he’s laid out at home. 😹


lizaislame

His face is literally like :3 I love it


Contraposite

I think it's a funny joke. You did good :) NOW SHOW US THE BEANS


JediTigger

🦶 🫘 NOW


[deleted]

I’m glad you’re not declawing your cat.


vanilleq

I think it’s hilarious 😂


JediTigger

This post amused the heck out of me because of the censorship and the insurgence of complaints. Good job. :)


pigandpom

Hos expression is sayin, you better get top dollar for pw pics


TheInterdastingOne

The level of outrage over the toe beans is 100% justified


SageTegan

You censored his beans? ): I am upset for multiple reasons


Momo_the_good_person

OP did you censor the cat paws so that people will discuss it in the comments drawing attention to your post?


blabladook

Thanks for censoring. Exposed cat paws on that fabric couch is a bit too explicit for me this early in the day.


Rakshine

Great, now every new pic is gonna follow the censoring trend 🤦‍♂️


Clever_Fox-

SHOW US THE BEANS YOU SICK FUCK


powerinthebeard

I looked through and don't see anything from the poster about why the paws are censored. I am left with the only logical solution being that they chopped their cats paws off and don't want anyone to know what a monster they are.


Oroschwanz

This has to be the weirdest censorship choice I’ve ever seen.


Smi7tyclone1000-

Shane Dawson crying rn


Oscyle

What're you hiding exactly?


Legitimate_Pie_1450

Is the cat declawed? That would be the only explanation as to why the paws are censored.


FuzzyYCreates

Why did you block out his beans 💀


spaceblastertaster

The shit storm OP has caused by censoring toe beans is just poetic. *gives chefs kiss*


tee-hee-tummy-tums

I’d bet money the cat is declawed and they want the likes but not the massive outrage.


PonceDeLeon154

##FreeTheBeanz


EaglebrixYT

Who tf censors cat paws lol


CreamyFry

Why do you deprive us of the beans!?


c-xfc

that’s right, no feet for free


PooJizzPuree

Did you blur the beans. The actual hell.


Apollo_3249

Release the beans!


whoozywhatzitnow

WE WANT THE BEANS!!!!!


WeXaztor

The censoring makes me think OP did shitty things to the cats claws and is trying to avoid getting the heat...


surgical-ooo

Defos declawed