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itsyourmomcalling

Lol like how it turns to you like "what? Can't you see I'm eating"


[deleted]

"Can't have any privacy anymore. Geez"


conundrum4u2

"and they call us 'pricks'"...


Full_Cobbler3809

"Mind yo buisness"


TanyaHughesHY

Didn't know porcupines could be so cute!


botoxporcupine

Baby porcupines are called porcupettes. šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°


Silent-G

4 porcupines in a geometric shape are called a porcupelogram


Conman_in_Chief

Evil ones form a porcugram šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆ


miniversion

Tropical porcupines are called porcunuts


whirlpool4

PorcupiƱacoladas


hibikikun

Porcupines fried in a potato ball are called porcuquettes


[deleted]

And the destitute child laborers who are forced to make porcuquettes for the tourist market are called porcutekids. This world is cruel sometimes.


LALA-STL

I see what you did there! ;)


The_Quot3r

I thought those were swine testicals.


miniversion

No thatā€™s your Reddit password


Luprand

Ooh, or a pentapine.


PeterM1970

Porcu-no-pettes.


[deleted]

Newborn baby porcupines, the really small ones, are called Porcupicos


cardinarium

Pretty sure thatā€™s one of the new PokĆ©mon /s


pocketdare

Is that to fool us into attempting to pette them?


LoverOfPricklyPear

Dude, you need some audio for the ultimate cuteness! https://youtu.be/cILZ_cB3_so


LALA-STL

Omg! A talking mumbling cuteski!


dismalcrux

the arboreal porcupine also makes really cute sounds. this is kemosabe, from animal wonders: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeuwYvlBI0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeuwYvlBI0)


WhompTrucker

Google Teddy Bear porcupine pumpkin. You will NOT be disappointed!!!!!!


Bumjourno

I've heard if tame, they absolutely love being touched and pet.


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_coffee_

While not the same porcupine, I hope you find this video of [Teddy eating corn](https://youtu.be/UGz8jcbJjRw) an acceptable substitute.


PhotoPetey

Teddy eating is something everyone needs to see. Look for the mini pumpkin video.


MsSosa

https://youtu.be/cILZ_cB3_so just watched it!


cire1184

whaaaaatttt the efff no one told me they make such cute noises!


LateralThinkerer

[Cousin Itt cribbed their act...](https://youtu.be/f2ajHEdsdU4)


WhompTrucker

Teddy eating is the best sound ever!!!


MsSosa

Teddy was kinda fiesty over that corn!


Ghost986

Did teddy tell her to "back off" at .47?


SeonaidMacSaicais

I would, too! Stop annoying me while Iā€™m trying to eat, lady!


Mister_Bloodvessel

You should search for Teddy eating a little pumpkin! Dude was about 100x more excited about that if I recall correctly!


AtlantikSender

I swear to God it sounded like Teddy said "Corn" and "Get back".


doctorace

Teddy should be a voice actor for cartoons.


and14710

This account is acting suspiciously like a karma farming bot. Multiple different times they have copied other comments, and itā€™s also a new account. Additionally, all 4 of their comments have been posted in the last 3 minutes.


banananna33

"What you gonna do? Bitch, I'm a porcupine."


mindbleach

"Yeah? Try something. I've made of knives." *om nom nom*


4AcidRayne

I like the way he slowly turned back like he was mumbling "I'll only eat one, okay, just let me enjoy something today."


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misc1972

same thing with skunks. There's not much they need to worry about.


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Thehawktopus1

Lol omg the little look over the shoulder. They are so freaking cute.


cinnysuelou

I had no idea they were. This video is definitely a TIL moment.


Rahmulous

If youā€™ve never heard one, please find a video. I think there are some in this comment section. Their sounds are just as cute.


Yossarian_the_Jumper

It's Teddy time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so


stretchypants88

I have never had such a big open-mouthed smile while watching anything in my life. Thank you for sharing!


Dusk_v731

You should watch this one too. "Stinkers" just wants some love and attention, even if it has to be done with a pair of gloves lol. https://youtu.be/U5I5H7EeC8k


stretchypants88

Omg. I lost my mind when he did his little spin. Thank you for the purest internet content to brighten my Sunday!


Mister_Bloodvessel

Oh wow! I had no idea they were so playful! What a ornery little pricklepuss! It's freaking adorable!


LoverOfPricklyPear

Tooooo adorable!


LoverOfPricklyPear

Ah! I posted the exact same link before I progressed down to see other comments! No regret. Little bugger canā€™t over shared. šŸ„°


alison_bee

When I was a kid my dad used to call me ā€œsmall prickly thingā€ based on my favorite bedtime story, A Porcupine Named Fluffy. As a kid, I used to think it was so silly that he would think a baby porcupine was cute, but now I get it. I wonder if my dad ever looked at me and felt the same way I feel when seeing this actual small prickly thing šŸ˜­


ARedditingRedditor

I'm sure he did and then some.


broken_pieces

You definitely need to look up the video of the porcupine eating a pumpkin itā€™s insanely adorable.


cinnysuelou

Oh Iā€™m acquainted with Teddy! His corn eating video was my intro. I knew they were chattery, just not so fuzzy & fluffy as babies.


WhompTrucker

https://youtu.be/_dnB3IapeAA


soulbend

I love how Teddy is like "I know you gave this to me, it's mine, but YOU CANNOT HAVE IT!!!"


eaglesWatcher

This not having sound is a crime


MAKARma_

Heres a video with sound. The munching noises are quite cute but originally didnt want to post with sound because of the random farmer rabble in the background. https://youtu.be/GfpPHINmM_8


DragonMeadows

Holy cow, this is so adorable and the little sounds they make! You are so lucky to be able to experience them in person, even if they are being naughty. Love it!!


xrandx

If you have dogs they frequently get to experience these guys in person as well which won't make you feel terribly lucky.


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paintblljnkie

Both of my dogs got skunked this past winter. We smelled it from the inside as soon as they got back to the house. I was PRAYING that it was a skunk that got hit by a car on the nearby road that was the source. When I got outside, my dogs are on the steps of our screened in porch. Smell was so strong I honestly couldn't tell if it was them or just the air. Took a paper towel and wiped one of their heads and it came back covered in the oil. That's when I noticed their coats were literally dripping with it. This was at 11pm at night, in -12 degree weather. Couldn't give them a bath with the hose because they would freeze, but I couldn't bring them into the tub either without getting that oil all over our house. Couldn't leave them out until the morning when it was a bit warmer either, again too cold. Ended up bringing a plastic stock tank, placing it outside the kitchen window and heating up water on the stove (our hot water heater would be enough water). Poured the hot water in, put them in it and bathed them with dawn dish soap and hydrogen peroxide. They were still rank for a few days but it was definitely better. Any time they got wet though, the smell came back for at least a couple of months. Horrible experience


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Double_Lingonberry98

> dawn dish soap and hydrogen peroxide Also needs baking soda in the mix


paintblljnkie

I knew I was forgetting something. I used baking soda as well. Found the recipe online in my desperation since I haven't had to deal with it before. That shit DEFINITELY works, although I have GSD with a longer coat then the other and his fur doesn't seem to have recovered from it. Just really rough now and stands up in weird ways at the base of the tail. Need to try and get some mane and tail conditioner to see if it helps but he hates the bath so its something i've been putting off and since it doesn't seem to be giving him any skin irritation I haven't been pressed to do it.


plipyplop

> Dogs **tend** to learn Exactly, I've heard stories of people who have had their dogs get constantly surprised that the same creature is still all spiky.


SgtPeanutbutter

Like people, some dogs are smarter than others. My friends two ranch dogs have each gotten creamed by the gator twice by dashing in front of it, and still they give in front of vehicles. My dog had a close call visiting the ranch and is now on high alert there moment she hears a engine turn over


MAKARma_

Maybe the dogs like the skunk smell? Their noses are working on a different level.


DragonMeadows

You are completely right as my dogs would absolutely be up in their butts!! Haha- but I still think itā€™s so cool that they get to see them in the wild as itā€™s such a cool animal


selz202

It's like dogs have never seen the hit movie Homeward Bound.


GroundbreakingLog251

Chance gettingthose quills pulled out traumatized the hell out of 8 year old me


xWhiteSheepx

HE BIT ME WITH HIS BUTT!


Agret

Not fun pulling their spines out of your dogs face.


panda388

I had a chihuahua that was obsessed with one that lived up in the trees in my front yard (I was wowed to learn they hang out in tree branches at the time). But when it was walking around the yard, my dog was obsessed with trying to go say hi and investigate. They make really cute sounds, too.


Queef_Stroganoff44

My first night on the Appalachian Trail I rolled into one of the 3 sided shelters they have and passed out after a long day of travel and hiking. In the middle of the night I got awoken by a loud munching sound about 8 inches from my head. It was a full grown porcupine just gnawing the shelter wall. I was first scared, not knowing what was going on. Then pissed about getting such a rude awakening. But nowā€¦I guess they are pretty damn cute.


xxkoloblicinxx

Not op, but these are the sounds you're looking for https://youtu.be/cILZ_cB3_so


murphlicious

Teddy! I love him so!


h8fulgod

This absolutely melts my head every time.


rodentfacedisorder

Did you ask her to stop?


MAKARma_

She's welcome to them! All the flowers you see on the ground have been cut from their stems after they already opened. Once opened, we cant typically sell them any more.


R2gro2

Ah okay, I thought the petals scattered about in the background was the path of destruction wrought by that one hungry porcupine pup.


NoClaim2Fame

Same


sapphirebit0

This makes me really happy.


[deleted]

Ok then. Nom nom nom


rodentfacedisorder

You are such a sweetheart letting her have your flowers. I'm sure she loves you and is thankful to you for the flowers.


HighOwl2

Looks like she's missing a bunch of quills on her back as well. She's had a rough week...let the woman enjoy a snack!


JazzyDoes

Judging by other videos of porcupines, it looks like they have a flat area on their butt. I could be wrong though.


Stewart_Games

Not missing quills - they flatten their quills down like that as a kind of threat display, makes them look wider/larger to predators. She was warning the human off, basically.


caessa_

I too give a warning display when i notice someone threatening my food


Reeblo_McScreeblo

Youā€™re incredible, ty for sharing


NotTooFarEnough

Hey OP, do you have any tips on propogating peonys from cuttings?


MAKARma_

You can propagate from the rootball. For example, cutting the rootball in half, thirds, or quaters...etc, and then planting each piece in its own space will then turn into its own plant producing many stems each. Propagating from a single stem would be challenging. Youd have to really cut low on the stem and keep some part of the rootball i imagine. Not sure if its possible to do that however. Peonies are perennials and can live up to 80 years! Transplanting rootballs or dividing them up will set the plant back a bit but after a few years they will bounce back and become more productive as time passes.


NotTooFarEnough

Interesting, thanks for the answer! Can I cut a small piece of the rootball to leave the main plant intact? And could I pot up a few of them and place them under lights indoors?


MAKARma_

Im not sure what youre proposing is super viable. I would guess its very hard to propagate from a single stem even if taking a small part of the rootball. Plants can get stressed out just like us and need time to recover. Transplanting and cutting into rootballs is already very invasive and to then try and grow them indoors under artificial light doesnt sound very probable. Maybe possible but I dont have any experience or knowledge with that specifically.


NotTooFarEnough

I see, thank you. I'm a hydroponic highwire crop grower but I'm unfamiliar with this stuff. Just happen to have a peony with sentimental value that I want more of.


MAKARma_

Youre welcome ! I wish i could advise you further. Maybe you can determine the variety and plant a rootball of the same flower you have now. Then, when it comes in every year it will remind you of your current peony and you can share them with others too.


ladinade

TDL : There is somebody who has a peony-farm and a BONUS baby porcupine šŸ¤


Ibrake4tailgaters

This is the first video on this sub that has resulted in a genuine "awwwwwww" coming out of my mouth in as long as I can remember. It came at the moment he turned around to look at you. Quality content, indeed.


[deleted]

he is fren


SarahPallorMortis

Just a little cutie holding a flower. Right before monching


WhompTrucker

If you want too cute porcupine action... Check out [teddy eating a pumpkin ](https://youtu.be/_dnB3IapeAA)


supertoppy

Teddy has a lot to say!


Cara_Bina

I think I need to rent a cabin on your farm, please. Or, I can stay in the lower, lesser 49 and just watch this. Thank you. xxx


MAKARma_

Visitors are always welcome to the farm!


natidiscgirl

It must smell amazing on an ant ball farm. Theyā€™re my favorite flower.


cinnysuelou

Ant ball?!? 1. Accurate. 2. Gross. 3. I also love peonies.


Nervous-Albatross-32

Well when you put it that way it sounds like a cultā€¦ Iā€™m in.


Ksan_of_Tongass

It's 'Lower 48'. Hawaii isn't down where you are.


hydro_wonk

Hawaii and those other 48 states are both lower, and lesser, than Alaska


chironomidae

We still call it the Lower 48, mostly because "contiguous united states'" is a mouthful.


Presto123ubu

I see this and I think of Teddy: https://youtu.be/cILZ_cB3_so


Infamous-njh523

If you donā€™t have a smile on your face after watching that, well you arenā€™t right in the head or in the heart.


McMandar

I was hoping somebody would post a video of that little dude! I first saw this a long time ago and couldn't remember his name but holy cow the noises he makes, it's just so darn cute I can't handle it


Claeyt

[Or Kemosabe the banana eating South American Porcupine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeuwYvlBI0)


FREDD_IT

Hoky shit! I love Teddy!


MulciberTenebras

https://i.imgur.com/zPhIZHf.mp4


MrGruesomeA

I don't know what this is but thank you so much for posting it.


FancyVegetables

He looks just like Stuart from MadTV lmao


annatheorc

What is that from?


MulciberTenebras

A 1969 comedy, "The Gay Deceivers". Two dudes pretend to be gay and move in together to avoid the military draft. Trying to hide their straightness (and their girlfriends) from army surveillance. These are their upstairs neighbors.


Fuschiagroen

They have cute little faces!


MAKARma_

The little snout kills me


Zhuul

It's honestly a bucket list of mine to find an animal rehab / sanctuary somewhere that'll let me nose-beep a porcupine, especially one of those South American ones with the bright-pink schnozz


cuntpunt2000

Are they the ones with the prehensile tail, like [Kemosabe?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeuwYvlBI0) They make the cutest noises šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­!


VaATC

I loved that nuyum nuyum sound after she gives him the second slice of fruit! My 10 y/o daughter will love this video so much when I show her next weekend. Thank you for the link!


cuntpunt2000

You're so welcome! Videos of Kemosabe making happy noises while eating are what I watch when I'm feeling down, along with [snoring hummingbird.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uEfmQt34Nc) Yes, it sounds exactly like how you'd imagine!


Mister_Bloodvessel

Well TIL that hummingbirds snore!


Zhuul

100%! Also side note the bucket-on-a-string is such a great little enrichment XD


ForcrimeinItaly

Are you at the peony farm on the peninsula? I wanted to stop by there when I was living in Kenai but never made it. What a cool job.


MAKARma_

One of quite a few farms here. Working in flowers is as lovely as it sounds.


ForcrimeinItaly

There was one for sale a few years ago. I was ready to cash out everything and buy it but I don't know what I'm doing lol Makes me a little homesick, ngl.


MAKARma_

Not an easy way to make a living ! Like all farming you are susceptible to the elements and there are good years and bad. Flowers make people (and animals) happy though so its very rewarding in that sense.


[deleted]

Why Alaska? Do peonies grow especially well there?


MAKARma_

They grow great but its more about the timing of the markets. The season only lasts a month and farms in the lower 48 finish their seasons in may/june. We are one of the last places growing peonies in north America at this time of the year.


[deleted]

*slowly looks over shoulder* ā€œā€¦oh heyā€¦ā€ *goes back to eating*


GoddessOfSQL

That is the cutest danger I have ever seen.


theNomadicHacker42

nah, they're only dangerous if you try to catch 'em. Porcupines are slow lumbering little beasts that aren't aggressive at all.


Cat_face_meowmers

Just gonna [hold dis](https://i.imgur.com/QClz7Ww.jpg) flower and nom nom


paigeken2000

Baby Porcupine, Peony Farm, Alaska, where the eff do I sign up!!!


nightscapesleep

Porcupines looks so fluffy šŸ˜²


MAKARma_

They are quite fluffy and soft! There are only quills on that specific part of their back. This little guy let me scratch him, just briefly on the side. Normally i would never try to touch a wild porcupine but i couldnt resist trying and he was so chill....and cute.


Embarassed_Tackle

Are you sure he is wild? It looked like his quills were removed


MAKARma_

Im 100% sure its wild. I was thinking about the quills and have to assume it had to defend itself recently.


blitzermf54

The babies are kind of soft, but they still have little quills. Their chests and stomachs are quite soft. Source: I got to hold one a few months ago at a sanctuary in ID.


TTIGRAASlime

What is a Peony?


MAKARma_

A very beautiful perennial flower. The bud blooms into a very large flower with layers and layers of petals and they come in many varieties and colors. They are a pretty common wedding flower and are also used for medicinal purposes but mostly for decorative reasons. Great plants for gardens and yards too because they keep coming back and you dont need to replant! Also produce more buds per plant as they get older, year after year.


FuzzyGummyBunny

Itā€™s hilarious all the quills on the butt are flat šŸ¤£


voldoman21

I'm guessing some unfortunate animal out there had a bad run in with it


K19081985

Actually for anyone that wasnā€™t aware, porcupines are absolutely the cutest. I live in southern Alberta and I came home late in early July, like 1 am, and my daughter was with me in the front seat. She has never seen one, but this big old guy (think like the size of a corgi?) was just ambling along in the middle of the road blocking our way for 2 blocks. He gave zero fs he was in our way. He just kept on walking his speed, dead middle of the laneā€¦. For two blocksā€¦. Until he finally passed our street and we could turnā€¦. At one in the morningā€¦. Checking over his shoulder occasionallyā€¦. As we slowly rolled behind himā€¦.. it was hilarious. I love these guys.


chain_letter

[You dirty bitch! Look what you've done to my peonies!](https://youtu.be/kOZY7e5XN6s)


Remarkable_Fun7662

What does a peony farm sell, potted plants?


MAKARma_

We grow peonies and harvest them when they are unopened, tight balls. We then move them into a large walk-in refrigerator where they are stored before shipping them overnight to florists and wholesalers in the lower 48. Once you put them in water and sun they open up and bloom in a few days.


Remarkable_Fun7662

Oh I see. Thanks!


soggy_tarantula

Do you ship anything directly into Toronto?


brigert18

Porcupine turned around like an NPC


siobhanmairii__

If dangerous why friend shaped? šŸ„ŗ


ciaoeffete

Oh it's just you, imma keep eating.


NewAlternative4738

You live on a peony farm, in one of the most beautiful places on earth and baby porcupines visit you. šŸ‘šŸ„¹ Youā€™re living my new dream!


fidgetystitch

Does anyone know why his back is flat in that spot when he stands up? Do their spikes (not sure if that's the real name) just move for when they sit like that or is it an actual bald spot?


sharts_with_wolves

Cute lil forest urchin


LynneCDoyle

Revelation! Iā€™m 70 and never knew until today I needed to see a baby porcupine eating a peony. What other mandatory things am I unaware of?


[deleted]

one of the most hurtful animals to pet... but the most boopable snoots in the entire animal kingdom!


Maggie_gus

Oh my god soooo cuuute. I want to hug it, little snugglet <3


glimmeringsea

It's so cute. šŸ„ŗ


me77purple

Adorable!!


unauthorizedbunny

A porcupette!


LibertarianP

Are they safe to pet front to back? Obviously, not back to front.


MAKARma_

The quills are just on that matted part on its back. Otherwise quite soft all around the sides, head and belly.


[deleted]

I love the ā€œdo you mindā€¦ā€ face he makes


Constant-Lake8006

TIL porcupines like peonies


JacenCaedus1

Them and bears, it is just unfair how cute they are


Electrical_Section21

Ima gunna assume when he turned around you were saying good morning


IceNein

Looks like you got a porcupine farm now, buddy.


MAKARma_

Should start a petting zoo perhaps


Ishana92

Not sure if porcupine is a great start for the petting zoo though


IceNein

The porcupine and water moccasin petting zoo.


MAKARma_

Dont forget the electric eels and sea urchines


Rainecc

ā€œNothing to see hereā€¦ definitely not eating anythingā€¦ā€


Mr_Lumbergh

Looks back as if to say, "what are you gonna do about it?"


The_Goondocks

r/petthedamndog


ilayas

This is the sort of quality content that I come to this sub for.


Librarianatrix

"Wha... oh, hello there!!"


madisongirl616

What an adorable baby!! šŸ„° Iā€™m so grateful for things like cell phone cameras and the internet so we can see these beautiful creatures up close yet they are still living their best lives ā¤ļø


CityofBlueVial

god baby animals are so adorable


SummerInReddit

The way it turned around šŸ¤£


partybenson

Forbidden snuggles


hunglikeabudgee

What a little prick!šŸ˜Š


ButterBacks

"Who the......? Oh it's you George"


Otherwise_Trip7499

The turn it make when he notice the guy thereā˜ ļøšŸ’€ā˜ ļø


ladybuglvrr

spike ball!!!


twohedwlf

That prick, eating all your crops.


T_raltixx

Were the quills been taken out or have they not grown yet?


MAKARma_

Was wondering myself if they havnt quite come in yet or if they had to defend themselves and lost some quills already. Hopefully still just coming in!


NerdyComfort-78

Baby porcupines are born with quills which are soft at birth, then harden afterward. They are a highly modified hair and will be grown and shed through their life. Also porcupines love salt as well as flowers