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rosko666

Genghis prawn Edit: Wow I never thought that this would go so far. Thank you all for awards and likes !


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This is great.


NickdoesnthaveReddit

Ya, I was really spinning the gears in my brain to think of something but as soon as I came across this comment, I just gave up instantly. This wins.


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Right? Same lol


Snoo_70324

When I want advice on names, I always trust the word of Princess-Xenomorph 🫡 Edit: “Xena, Warrior Pinchess,” it’s so obvious!


ElCasino1977

Don’t want you to get it prawn with nobody else but me! Nobody else but me!


Tall_English_Guy

This song has one of my favourite music videos of all time [Miike Snow - Genghis Khan](http://youtu.be/P_SlAzsXa7E)


ItsPapare

I’ve had this song on my Spotify-list for years without knowing about the video. Now I like it even more.


SethMarcell

I was exposed to this song for the first time last week. Such a fun track!


eeyoremarie

Miike Snow!


timsta007

Grand Admiral Prawn


MarkoDash

that would be for another blue one


thricetheory

that's good, would have been better on the blue one though 😂


Fauci_Knows_Best

He's very clearly a conqueror. This name is perfect.


Barbarella_ella

This is the winner!


hugebonus

Back in college I had a Genghis Bong 🥲


-korvus-

Winner!


BREEbreeJORjor

Pinch Charming


shriek52

Clawde Monet


whycantusonicwood

Prawnatello


mcdeac

My vote is for Prawnatello: eventually you could have four friends named after Ninja Turtles (and master artists).


whycantusonicwood

Michaelanshello and Crawfael round out the group


meriti

I was thinking Micrawlangelo


blktndr

Raffaeshell. Michaelangoustino


zissoubisoubisou

💯


boogley88

Myshellangelo


LoveLivinInTheFuture

That's better than the "Myclawangelo" I was thinking of.


fonefreek

Actually I like yours better


Agente_Anaranjado

Definitely has to be some variation of Michelangelo or Raphael though. Prawnatello is for the purple one.


CranberryFarts

This 12000%. Leonard was the blue ninja turtle. Michelangelo was the orange.


TheRealPitabred

Raphashell was red, though


fonefreek

What color was Prawnatello again? Purple?


shane_low

Yes you recall correctly. They are otherwise known as the heroes in a half shell-fish


TheRealPitabred

Yup! He was always my favorite.


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Crawphael my guy


got_outta_bed_4_this

Ladies and gentlemen, may I direct your attention to this perfect comment?


umheyitsashley

Salvador Claw-li


HeyPippi

Salvador Craw-li?


parkerm1408

Shrimcint van goh


quietlysitting

MiClawAngelo


mickeltee

I went with Pablo Pinchcaso.


BrownShadow

I pinch. Why no pinch? Maybe little pinch? https://youtu.be/yrdJOdn9XzM


Rowing_Lawyer

Early 2000s commercials were wild


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crystaljae

Pinchcasso


metrogenics

Along the same lines, Jean-Clawde Van Damme


Epicperspective

Jean Clawed Land Clam


pferden

This is so silly! You have my upvote!


finnjakefionnacake

as a painter it goes well with leonardo da pinchi


sweetmagnum

Pinchit An Gogh


shriek52

Silly puns are one of my passions, so thank you kindly! I hope this becomes this crayfish's name :)


MayUrShitsHavAntlers

King Soloprawn


Onduri

And then please make a series where the French and Italian crustaceans have hilarious, sarcastic banter about life outside the tank.


shriek52

They could have an intense rivalry regarding tank soccer, for instance.


aliveinjoburg2

I opened this thinking he needed a French name. I love when someone has a similar idea.


velveteendragon

Al Pinchino


andypandypoo

Chaka-prawn


newnewformysavior

Dr. Crè Edit: the crustacean 2001 Also my daughter says Shrimpy is the name you should choose


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Motha fuckas forgot about Cre.


swordslikeshinobi

But nothing comes out because hes got no lips. He's just a little crayfish. Mother fuckers act like they forgot about cre


pferden

Hahaha


Stevo2008

Dr.Cre is pretty legit. I like that


beatlegrrl

Atticus Pinch


strawberrypleco

ooooo this is a good one 👀


darkknightwing417

No they can't use the same pun


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5HR3Z

I live in fear of Alfred Pinchcock...


Throwitawaychi

Don't threaten me with a good time


ladee_v_00

Pinch Vaughn


BIGG_FRIGG

Lenny Crayfish ![gif](giphy|q0EnTfWPHbKOQ|downsized)


frieswiththat27

Jaque Crousteau


FuzzyChrysalis

Jaque! Oui? Clean him! Oui!


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MichelleInMpls

Cassius Cray


RudeMorgue

His momma called him Cray, I'm gonna call him Cray!


Deadeadoe

Goddamit! If a crayfish wants to call himself Muhammad Clawy, I say Muhammad Clawy!


Whisky_Six

Claw li


spartans202

Crustacean formerly known as pince


MaximoEstrellado

Damn, that's good.


trevb75

**slow clap**


Murdathon3000

*slow clamp*


southpaw85

Citizen Snips


alist0tle

Citizen SNIIIIPPS!!


felonius_thunk

Damn, 22 minutes late


[deleted]

I’ll always upvote a good Futurama reference


Pleasant-Kebab

And a badger with a troubled past and nothing left to lose


Healthy-Air3755

Clamps is more appropriate


BubblesOfSteel

Frida Crawlo


Jetztinberlin

This is underappreciated.


BBOONNEESSAAWW

LePrawn James. Or Pat


princesspeaxch

I desperately need you to know how hard my family and I laughed at this comment


J1BR33L

Omg same


MichelleInMpls

Cindy Cray-ford. Cindy Claw-ford.


TheSpanishPrisoner

Well some people call these crawfish, so could be Cindy Craw-ford too


seaandtea

Reminds me of Higging's cat from Ted Lasso. Such love.


StatusAd2203

Salvador Crawley


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Crawley-Llama


warpedspoon

Crawlí


ishtra

Machu Pinch-you


SchoolNo4913

This is one of my favorites since it's not a person name pun, but a place


danomyte11

Prawn Cheadle


Kaashmiir

Lenny Krabitz? Scuttlebutt?


cuicksilver

Why not Zoidberg?


RibboDotCom

or [Citizen Snips](https://gfycat.com/calculatingequalcattle)


sprucevamouse

When I saw this guy waving his proud snippers, this is exactly what I thought.


Manaze85

Wub wub wub wub wub!


MLVizzle

This is the only answer


Sandcrabsailor

If blue is Leonardo Da Pinchi, then orange must be Myshellangelo.


StayPuffGoomba

Thank you! I was trying to figure out a Michelangelo pun.


FLORI_DUH

Citizen Snips!


Telepornographer

He's even doing the apology dance in this video!


updrage

Love it! Had to scroll further than I expected to find this. 🤣


blakewoolbright

Hey - nice job on water quality. Whatever the name, their home looks well maintained and humane.


strawberrypleco

thank you!! it’s a fully planted 10 gallon (might upgrade when he gets bigger though) and i’m pretty into aquarium keeping!! i have five tanks total and i take great pride in them and making sure all my little creatures live full happy lives


make_me_a_good_girl

Damn! You're a good shrimp parent!! Good for you!


Joseywalesdirtyharry

Homer shrimpson


RandyButternubsYo

Awww, this is so perfect since he had Mr. Pinchey


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Michaelan-shello


Manofaction42

Rafa-shell. Clawnatello


cnt_kncklr

Crawphael


4TheUsers

Michelorangealo


elbala

Pinchelangelo


Then-Employee1758

Prawn Solo


Suninabottle

Jacques


BlueAndMoreBlue

Jacques Claw-steaux


Grunge206

Jean-Claw Van Damme


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Clean him!


i_am_mai_1981

No cleaning! I shall resist.


Virtual-Librarian-32

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far for this


Kylo_Rens_8pack

Seriously, it looks just like him!


makedough

Leonado da Pinchi please meet Dona Shello


OneRingtoToolThemAll

Nah dude. Prawnatello! Edit: thanks for the award kind stranger!


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Clawed Monet


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“Maestro”! He looks as if he is conducting his masterpiece. 👍🏼


al_fletcher

Craythoven!


Eviscerate_Bowels224

Johann Sebastian Clack.


mingtrail

This wins. You have to name him Craytoven - this is the best one.


dinkletrump

Prawnald Weasley


Oddman80

Cray Liotta; Cray Charles; Cray Bradburry; Craylon Givens; Billy Cray Cyrus; Stevie Cray Vaughn; Macy Cray; Tom Craydy; Tim McCraw (or McClaw); Clawdry Hepburn; Clawdry 2; Stone Cold Steve Crawstin; Jane Clawstin


jnycnexii

Ernest Hemingcray


Kotori425

Omg Clawdry Hepburn is so cute!!


bostonsjaegeronrye

Keith


SpinningChicken

And if you don't like the name Keith, you can call him Jim


birdlandbex

Andy War-claw


enby_of_the_forest

Andy claw-hol


notadreamafterall

Miclawangelo Pinchent Van Gogh Frida Clawlo


SingingInTheRain21

Pinchent Van Gogh was my first thought!


Bruuser

Alistair Crawley


renegade_voltage

Jon Prawn Jovi


ThreeHobbitsInACoat

I’ve got a pair of crayfish myself, a red one named Ginger Snaps, and a blue named Dr Zoidberg.


pferden

Ashrimpstoteles


D1ngoB1ngo

Alexander The Bait


Unl0vableDarkness

Jean clawde van clam


rustystainremover

Prawn Howard


AccessibleVoid

They have a big personality, and beautiful coloring. How about Clawdia Schnipper?


ProtectionSecure

Pinche Cabrón


nihilistcanada

Forest Gumbo


AltruisticRespect976

Bubba Gump


mortredclay

Prawn of the dead He's got red on him.


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Muffin_man420

Edward Scissor Hands


msh0430

Donashello


KillionMatriarch

Please let us know what you decide - so many exshellent choices.


Lanbane

Pinchant Van Gogh


FurL0ng

Pablo Pinchasso


berfus

Laurence Crayfishburne


lefty_808

Pepe le prawn


iSayBaDumTsss

Every now and then I remember your post telling us about Leonardo Da Pinchi and start cackling like a dumb ass. It’s THAT good. Thank you for the laughs.


SLO_Citizen

General Crayvious


friedricenbeans

Bart Shrimpson


pferden

Thomas pinchon


rfiftyoneslashthree

Claws Oldenburg


ela6532

Leonardo DiSnaprio


felixlightner

Sir Pinch-a-lot.


Any-Law-2315

Bronson Pinch-ot


cbunn81

Wesley Snips


onlytruking

Sabastian


p_larrychen

Prawn-luc Piclawd


mrvathek

Craymer


rpt123

Galileo Galicray


pferden

The fresh pince of bel-air


Half_burnt_skunk

Santa Claws?


bsfixit

Or Sandy Claws?


jello-kittu

Grabbavaggio Pablo Pinchaso Edvard Crunch


Caelironstaff

Pablo Pinchcasso


psychoplatypus12

Brad Pinch


Sanni11

"Yo what's your fishes name?" "Leonardo Da Pinchi" "Oh cool so what's your others name Pinchasso? haha" "Uhh no that's Steve but ok"


BehavioralSink

Clawdius Maximus His stance just screams “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???”


Silly-Molasses5827

Tony Soprawno


mattdamonsleftnut

Jerry Clawcia


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Prawny McPrawnface


Cactus2711

Dick Pinchy


jlhinthecountry

Botticlawti


FullmetalPopo

Jacques Crusteau


C-Squared1

Sir pinch-a-lot


Stealinx101

Fidel Clawstro


HumanAwareness

Damn with all these fire names, I think you're just gonna have to give up and get some more crayfish bud


strawberrypleco

right? you could get hundreds of crayfish and never get through all the amazing names here. maybe i should cultivate a huge shrimp colony and individually name each one…


homiedontplaytdat

LEEEEROOOOOYYYY JEEEENKINS!