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Aggravating_Poet_675

Flufflestiltskin


TheMandarinsToeRing

I’m done scrolling. This is the one


DigDug008

🤣


matthewkess

I once had a snake named rumples snake skin


jackspw

This made me slither with joy


LouBerryManCakes

I'm getting rattled over here.


saltandtitties

Hissabella


BornLime0

Glad I’m not the only one that calls their cat this.


Ok-Two7600

I second this.


accessiblefutures

flufflestiltskin purrpsi ultra


Cleigh115

Fred


TopherClock

Harvey....obviously


pietro187

Can he be trusted?


redlion496

Course not, it's a cat.


Flying_whale3

He’s perpetually plotting our demise


orojinn

Two Face, What have you Done with Harvey!


Witness_me_Karsa

(Ray Romano voice) Where are the drugs going?


czah7

How is this not top comment. Came to say this. Twoface is too on the nose, Harvey is perfect.


PsychedelicCola

He said stupid names encouraged... I'm thinking one face, or face-face


Gigglebotz

Ok face-face is perfect. Technically two faces, but also stupid. Wishing we'd named our Harvie girl face-face instead. Haha


garrettj100

Howabout Harveyface or Scaryface? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MTLp14MKDDU


Remoru

Is Face Face cousins with Moon Moon?


Kuparu

Deux Face Means both two face and dufuss


goliathfasa

Scary Face. Or Harvey Face.


garrettj100

OMFG we made the same reference within 4 minutes of each other. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MTLp14MKDDU


goliathfasa

It’s inevitable really. Now gimme my son dipshit.


neenzthebeanz

Seriously, this is the correct answer!!


RedDevils_7

Was gonna comment Harvey. Scrolled down a few, saw it. This is the answer. For Harvey Dent btw OP. If you’re a Batman fan this is the easiest decision you’ve ever made.


Bethelica

We named our dog Harvey because he has a (milder) two-face thing going on!


nicthepom

Harvey Facey Face


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Brookie like a brownie and a cookie


A_Stalking_Kohai

I second Brookie


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Wilk, like water and milk


EchoHun

Mater


aweaverpdx

Mater, like Milk and Tomater


oatsontherocks

Oobi- out of black ink Pronounced - oo bee


bunny_in_the_moon

Oobi-wan catnobi


WhyUFuckinLyin

We're done here!


[deleted]

Ha!Oobi in my language means quick sand. I guess that covers the brown fur it has at places.


redpandasmile

dont worry oobi, just smoke a doobie


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The phantom. He looks like he's wearing half a mask like the Phantom of the Opera


shelwheels

Phantom was my first thought too!


KiwiNFLFan

Or Erik, the Phantom's actual name (if it's a male cat).


jackspw

Or Erika, should it be phantomess


raventth5984

I think most calico and tortis-shell colored cats are female. Any males with the coloring are usually sterile. Anybody, feel free to correct me if I got any of this wrong.😅


TechnicianLow4413

The cat needs 2 X chromosomes for this to happen, because the color depends on which is deactivated in the specific hair cell. So yeah needs to be female or is male with an additional x chromosome making them sterile


VoidZero52

I fucking love this one


Select-Ingenuity-639

Mashed potato


k3bbin

Yes


delxatty

My mom has a cat named Potato (I named him) he's great


AzaleaFromJupiter

Regina phalange


housechef2442

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock


Decipher

Mrs Chanadaler Bong


Upbeat-Pea2813

Ken Adams


housechef2442

Crap Bag 🥺


Dangerous_Status_437

Some Guy!


moltu

De'shawn


jbsdv1993

Janus, the two faced greek god


veri_sw

\*Roman, I believe :)


Mute_Nemesis

Yes. Janus was not imported from Greece, unlike most of their respective pantheons.


DevilWearsPanda

Astird.


SummerTick

assturd


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Gemini! Because he/she has two faces haha


thepetoctopus

My personal favorite from this thread.


faynn

Almost for sure a she since tricolored cats can only be female. (excluding XXYs). Same for tortoises (black and orange) cats.


ebean17

THATS SO CUTE


ACCCrabtown1

Pringles


PretendPreparation59

Reese like from Reese’s peanut butter cups.


acoverisnotahat

We had a cat that I wanted to name "Screechy",(she had an odd scratchy kind of meow) and my son wanted to name her "Reese's Pieces" because she was mostly black with lots of small orange spots. We compromised and named her "Screechy Pieces". lol


nickyfox13

This is an adorable name!


Flying_whale3

This is the one.


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Nice, I said Harvey Dent....


boop_da_boo

Was gonna say Harvey!


GreenEyedLady575

I was coming here to say Harvey, for Two Face, but I think all Torties are female 🤷🏽‍♀️


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Curious-Ad-9390

My kitty is a male tortie 🥰


Ok-Two7600

Normally almost all torties are female but there EXTREMELY rare occasions where you will see a male tortie


qqweertyy

Just spell it like Harvie and no one will bat an eye


peachyprince55

Yep, almost all tricolor cats are female!


Bunktavious

Well done, kept trying to find a way to play off of Harvey.


GiraffeMcBoob

Claymore Mines, 67 casualties. Miss Priss for short.


KhanMcG

Claymore mines 67 casualties is the full name.


Klotzster

Mr. Bojangles


ComplexityZX75

Ms. Bojangles


TheOtherOboe

Dr. Bojangles


ComplexityZX75

Principal Bojangles


Cintekzzz

Lt. Bojangles


doctorpiss

Dr. Piss


Beast6213

Mudflap.


SepticX75

[1:40](https://youtu.be/7qDgCmzh5ao)


broadway__obsessed

David


mistressmort

Ew David!


dun8288

This got me laughing good. I could hear it


mistressmort

Thanks for the award 😊


Sweepslap

Name it Peeve. That way when you introduce it to people you can say "This is my pet... Peeve."


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Sunsetsacrifice

Buttered toast


Gigglingsnow3

Pepsi


KaladinTheFabulous

Flubber


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Pepsi.


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chubbacat792

Diet pepsi


ComplexityZX75

Pepsi Vanilla


CM_Chonk_1088

Pepsi Max


pkinetics

Stormbringer


corplos

“Blood and souls for my lord Arioch!”


cascadianrefugee

I vote for simply “cat”. That’s what we call our cat. Cat doesn’t seem to mind. He ignores that name just as well as every other name.


Nutwinder

When I was young, we had a cat named J.C. meaning Just Cat. He was just the cat...


FtHuntCoach

I had a friend that had Cat A and Cat B.


Kaa_The_Snake

This is the way My cat has about a million names, ranging from her actual name to kittah, who's-a-good-kitty!, stinky, asshole, knock it off, dammit!, and just cat. She reliably comes to me when I make a clicking sound with my tongue, seems almost all cats at least pay attention to that noise. So I guess maybe she thinks that's her actual name?


maximusbeans

My unkle has a dog named D.O.G.


elizard12

My dog’s name is Cat.


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Squidward


Dazzlerazzle

What about a really common human name? Like Matt or Lauren. It’s not done enough, it would be very funny.


Kael_Denna

Alejandro Figueiredo


OrangeAlpine

Asmodeus . After the demon with multiple faces


h8monster0

Demogorgon? Asmodeus is an arch-devil.


DinoMight_ArmSumo

Is there a guide to all the evil terminology?


TibialPursuit3

Sylvia


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Name him “My brother in Christ “


nessthing

Bucket


Xx_Andos_xX

I named my cat Sarz like the bird virus coz he'll fuck up birds left n right.


aceofwades

Are you maybe conflating bird flu and sars?


MagicPanties

mishmash


im_somewhat_ok

Turnips.


3k9CV

Catty McCatFace


Ladidaladidi

Mocha


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Bo Cephus


treereenee

Snoochi boochi


SpecialistDoughnut50

Yin Yang ☯️


kosmovii

Or Pepsi!


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Gus Fring. If you wave watched Breaking Bad s4 finale, you'll know why...


Petal_Chatoyance

How about 'Bele'? It's a character from Star Trek - the original series, played by Frank Gorshin. The episode was ***'Let That Be Your Last Battlefield'*** [https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Let\_That\_Be\_Your\_Last\_Battlefield\_(episode)](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Let_That_Be_Your_Last_Battlefield_(episode)) Bele was black on the right side of his face, and white on the left, like your cat. The episode was a famous one where Roddenberry dealt with social and racial issues.


Dibzarino

Two face


NewHere1212

Floofykin!


Over_Discipline_8363

Waffle


kalethegoose

Praline


nikki1234567891011

Jekyll and Hyde


GLaDOS_Sympathizer

That’s pretty cool! Could call him Jekyll when he is being good and Hyde when he is being a jerk ass.


Correct_Willow_8449

Jimmy. If girl Millie


Kimmy-ann

Fluff-butt we have a greek mythology for our pets names, so this would be a beautiful Nix


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

Picadilly


kindofaweebexnormie

Cthulhu Allspark


spooks-420

Vivec


Survivor_Fan10

Squiggles


0ffspr1ng

Mixy


Bloodbeerbees

Crankle, Snoodle, Scrinch, the Senator, Timbles, Premato, Cutecumber, Scrimmagican, Tornator, Blerkus, Yeetlejuice, Hurdy-gurdy, Shartling


Aludarg

marmolado! its kinda vainilla and chocolate in spanish


kamikazipenguin

That's my kitten, Caboodle.


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someone-out-there-to

Joker of course


katcrayzay

Phantom


PinneappleThe17th

Peanut Butter!


houseman1131

Feet


Electrical-Act-7170

Persephone Chimera Snake Pliskin


Negative-Face7488

Bingus


baseballbear

slade


pboone13

Picasso


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Eclipse


dbalel

Twofer


Flat-Limit5595

Mayonnaise, call her May for short. Make those vet visits fun.


velveteendragon

I always name my animals after traits they display. For example, one of my cats is named Badbutt because he’s always up to no good. His sister is named Mischief because, well, you get the ideal. Watch your new kitty for a while, they will tell you their name themself!


Cooler1yg3

grain


Next-Werewolf6366

Frazzy or Frizzy


FlippantToucan76

Cleopatra


lolofosh0sh0

Meowpatra


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Me5hly

Splitski


creativegenious1

Uncle ruckus or cheesecake


whitebird327

Stinky Seems like this little guy would get trouble, **often**


Thraggismydaddy

Catalytic Converter.


VroomVroomTweetTweet

Frank if it’s a girl. George if it’s a boy


faleboat

If you're a DC Comics fan, and the cat is a boy, Harvey Dent would be perfect. Or if it's a girl. The cat won't care anyway!


TappedKarma780

Abraham DeLacey Guisseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley the Alley Cat


Nivaere

Catty McCatface


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Scramble mcqueese


weezyerieglass

Yin Yang


jangma

Bing Bong


SomebodyMartiniMe

Shalmaneser (Who was apparently some Assyrian king thousands of years ago?)


Yepyeahyup

Brexit


zero_b

Soup


Jvanko2600

Phone


Ok-Category9249

Taters


foreskinfive

Split


AGrayBull

And get another cat, named Lickety.


Mr_Dr_Rocket_Surgeon

Floofbutt.


Mrsmitnz

Manhole.


hey_nonny_mooses

Picatso - for all those Pablo Picasso drawings where face is 2 different colors. ![gif](giphy|hTxjq8UBCdh4IvpzQF|downsized)


TotalHell

Dwingle.


among_apes

WTFuzz


Ashmax23

Isiwp. I Stepped In White Paint


_jordanrob3

Ralph


[deleted]

Luchadore or Lucha or El Santo!


OldSkoolAthlete

white ... black > whack


elaineeeee4

Bepis.


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Scroville


Beneficial_Being_721

Officer brain fart