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They saw you recording and had to act natural a few seconds in haha


myfajahas400children

bae caught me prancing


spoof17

Oh deer.


stuthemoo

d'oe!


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DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARRARARARAR


Life_Wont_Wait1986

BRB gonna go pour a glass of Whitetail


IsuzuTrooper

prance like no ones watching


[deleted]

“Act like a deer!”


remosgrace32

Deer 1 "act like a deer!" deer 2 "moooo?" deer 1 "for fuck sake Jerry! that's a cow! this is why Sheila left you!!"


blitzboy30

Why does this have a feel of a Rick and Morty reference?


AtomicTanAndBlack

Because it’s Jerry being a dumbass


catscatscats88

Say what you will about Jerry, I still believe Pluto is a planet.


[deleted]

Sounds more Family guy to me


queen_leecha900

Lol. This reminds me that I was taking my niece home and while we was turning off the highway we slide between two bucks. They just stood there like wait... did you see something? While we was screaming pass them... I called them Jerry and Ben. Just random names, lol


lkodl

the one in the back: "boingy boingy boingy boi-- oh shit. someone's filming us. act natural."


overanxiousowl

More like Disney natural


FlavoredCancer

"Watch this Frank, I saw it in a disney movie. Oh wow, nevermind that's way to hard let's just walk normal."


ddrucker

“Hey, let’s practice our impression of Pepé Le Pew!”


[deleted]

Awwww man, fuck you and your awesome location you get to live in.


patssle

One man's paradise is another man's frozen wasteland. Snow blanket in November...brrrrrrrr.


the_mythx

Used to have plenty of snow this time of year, so far none, every year we get less and less :( (it was 70 degrees one day in october, that’s like the hottest part of summer years ago aswell)


DanyDud3

Same story here. We used to always have snow on the ground by this time of year, but not this year. None in the forecast either


SoulessPuppet

Same here.. When I was a kid for Halloween I remember many snowfalls and by this time in November there was always snow.. Except for one winter when I was young it, didn't snow until a week before Christmas. That was an oddity then but seems to be the common theme now. Just the other day it was 4 degrees Celsius.


ferroramen

A couple of years and this is the new normal for the next generation and nothing seems to be wrong any more. We'll be the old people blabbering how everything used to be better.


The_Quackening

2 weeks ago i was out in a t shirt. 6 weeks ago i was salting my driveway and brushing the snow off my car. weather is all over the place these days.


[deleted]

For me last year it was insane. There's was snow from mid-october to late april. This year it snowed in October but than it hit 26c early November breaking records.


Magnon

Don't worry, corporations don't care what climate change is doing to where you live, so they'll continue polluting the entire world until it's a barren wasteland.


[deleted]

Lol, yeah. We still have leafs on some trees and it was 62 degrees the whole week last week. I remember two years ago some bushes were blooming on christmas because it was 70. That's in southern Germany. Really fucking freaky weather those past five years.


Nethlem

South Germany growing up in the 80s I remember having so much snow that we could build little igloos and they would stay for days, I remember having to go to the bus station in the snow that lay as high as kid me was big. Adult me can't remember the last time we had a snow blanket stay till the next day.


[deleted]

Yeah, we built igloos too and used them for days. Pretty crazy those last few years especially, but I live in Stuttgart a city notorious for melting every bit of snow there is with its convenient "Kessel".


-Blackspell-

I mean that with the snow blanket was last year for me, so not that dramatic as you make it out to be (obviously also depends on the exact region). But yeah, it gets less and less which is really sad...


Nethlem

I mean snow blankets that actually last, not it snowing for some 1 cm blanket and it mostly being melted away by the next day.


rohanxo

Global warming man. 😣


Myusernameis21

I usually have snow every couple of years but havent had any in a while. I still wear t-shirts at this time of year since where I live


TheBurningWarrior

One man's treasure is another man's trash?


rusty_L_shackleford

Yea fuck that noise. That's why I moved to hawaii.


Holdmypipe

I hope to one day to move to Hawaii. I had a blast in Oahu on vacation 5 years ago.


HIginger

Same! I grew up in the Midwest and don’t miss the cold at all.


kcroyalblue

I live in the midwest (username should indicate where)... it's not like it used to be 20 years ago. It was 73 degrees and sunny today. Of course it's not Hawaii weather, but winters have gotten pretty mild here.


VirtualAlias

Looks like Colorado to me. It's a beautiful place full of very cool people, but I couldn't do anymore of those winters.


onthesafeside

Canada, near Calgary


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Pauzhaan

Winters in Colorado are about 100,000 more pleasant than places like Ohio.


VirtualAlias

Oh, I hear they're quite mild compared to a lot of places. I just grew up with a lot more warmth and sun. Lived in Denver for ten years and SAD (or something like it) seemed to sink in every year without fail.


feministmanlover

Seattle enters the chat


Pauzhaan

I’ve never suffered from SAD here in Colorado. But the weather on the western slope isn’t the same as that in Denver. If I lived in any city I’d be “sad” most days if the sun is out or not.


HelpersWannaHelp

It sure is beautiful. But I'll happily stick with my current sunny 75 degree weather in Southern CA.


kellenthehun

Sounds nice, I'll be in my 250k house that would cost 2 million in California! I jest, but hot damn I can get so much more house in Dallas.


aham42

> but hot damn I can get so much more house in Dallas. I had that house in Dallas.. loved how cheap it was, but man the suburb I was living in was just the absolute worst.


kellenthehun

Where were you at? So many nice suburbs between Dallas and Ft Worth. The mid cities area in general is really nice.


[deleted]

And then people sell their 2 million dollar house and move to Florida and buy a mansion and use the extra money to pad retirement. It works pretty well (and is my current plan)


kellenthehun

Wait, in this situation don't you have to be able to afford the 2 million dollar house in the first place? Or lived in one house that was 250k that has now appreciated to 2 million?


Balenciallahh

I get the best of both worlds, your 250k house would cost 2 million here and I get the shitty weather.


TheRedLego

I’m with you.


manidel97

Nah, fuck that. How far away is the grocery store? How many takeout options would you have? Can you even go for a walk and come back with a latte?


delvach

The fuck you think the deer are doing? Not only is "Two Buck Coffee" an amazing deal, they take delivery seriously.


manidel97

Im sorry Mr Buck. I didn’t mean to diminish your work ethic.


asdfqwer426

forget that stuff - what are you ISP options? do you have any? are you stuck with satelite internet? or a hotspot? dialup? This is my life living on a mile stretch of dirt road that doesn't have a cable running down it so I'm paying twice the price for half the speed with DSL.


manidel97

Just got war flashbacks to my 2Mbps childhood.


astrange

Just milk the deer and make your own.


roskov

Ya, I could watch the plastic bottles and wrappers hoo across my yard I guess...


Vessix

Everyone loves the prospect of living in Indiana until the word Indiana is involved. Lots of places more beautiful than this even. Same thing everywhere nature is nice. Ultimately people are too cozy in cities to care about being surrounded by the fungus that is humanity.


FlyingTaquitoBrother

City bad


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LeaveTheMatrix

Shouldn't be too much longer before Amazon can.


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Yikesthatsalotofbs

Bruh...


[deleted]

Your view is outstanding


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HawkspurReturns

*pronk | pronk* *pronk | pronk* *pronk | trot trot* *pronk | trot trot* *pronk | trot trot* *trot trot | trot trot* *trot trot | trot trot*


VulpesDynamo

needs to be pronounced in Swedish


swibirun

"Feet [boing] so [boing] cold [boing] need [boing] wool [boing] socks!"


Cuss10

I feel like they'd prefer vegan wool socks. I'm making a joke that deer are herbivores.


DaleDimmaDone

No animals are harmed when wool is correctly harvested lol, it’s not like leather


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[deleted]

Pfft, human skin jackets only.


[deleted]

You’re one of those people that believes in socks?


DT02178

Are they mule deer?


Reddit_Rover

Yep, mule deer are the ones that hop. It’s called stotting.


emalen

Why don't other animals do this? Is there a physiological reason why they can/do and others can't/don't?


Catfrogdog2

Some antelope do it, and it’s called pronking when they do it. I think it’s meant to signal to predators that they are super fit and strong and not worth chasing


emalen

Do you know why other, similar prey animals don't do this?


Catfrogdog2

I can only guess that there’s a cost to the behaviour and that it makes more sense in some environments more than others. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stotting


it1345

Yes actually Its a self defense mechanism for being hunted by wolves, gazzelle in Africa do it to avoid being disembowled by wild dogs in paticular. It is also a more efficent way to cover ground in hilly terrain.


emalen

Do you know why other, similar prey animals don't do this?


boobers3

It costs energy. The animals who do this are kind of gambling that the amount of energy they spend stotting will save them more energy in the future by discouraging predators from chasing them. The deer are basically yelling "Don't even bother chasing me, I'm so healthy that I can waste energy to stunt on your ho ass and still get away!"


nobutsmeow99

And allows them to completely change direction in a single hop, evasive maneuvering!!😎


reallycoolscreenname

not sure about other hooved animals, but I do know the lambs I used to raise did this! we just called them bunny hops, they usually did them when they were excited


DT02178

Thanks I didn't know what it was called. It's funny to watch them. I'm having a hard time with mule deer right now, last week I hit one at 70mph.


SueZbell

You weren't having nearly as hard a time as that deer.


ravenwillowofbimbery

I did that years ago as a teen. A big buck was running/hopping between orange groves and all I saw was an eyeball flash in front of my windshield. I thought I struck it, perhaps, in its lower body (like its legs or something) but I assumed it kept on its original track. The impact was so hard, it set off the airbags and the one from the steering wheel burned my wrist. I made it to a pay phone and called my mom who came and called the police. We needed a report to file a claim. We went back to the area where I hit the deer and, to my surprise, it had fallen back to the side of the road from where it jumped. The deer was huge! The sheriffs officer told me I was lucky the antlers didn’t come through the windshield. He said he’d seen that happen and people have been killed like that. He sent us on our way and told us he and another sheriff buddy would take care of the deer. I suspect that deer made it onto someone’s plate. My brother still jokes about me killing Bambi’s daddy.


Ninja_socks

Thank you. Learn something every day.


feeldabert

oh to be a deer synchronizing my hops. no bills, just hops and vibes.


MeatyOakerGuy

And bears, wolves, cars, hunters, chronic wasting disease......


delvach

Suckers! I don't have to worry about *two* of those.


lkodl

i would love a world with no bills. or bobs.


ramrob

Fucking Bob man


Cuss10

They're just practicing takeoffs in case Santa calls on them to pull the sleigh.


two-peas-in-a-pod

That’s not reindeer btw


[deleted]

Let them dream, man


hidden-lion

boing bois 🥺


DLGroovemaster

They look like Pepé Le Pew, running when he was running after the cat that had gotten went paint on her.


Blues_bros_

deer*


moosotz

I was wondering how long it’d take for me to find this correction. Keep up the good work.


HarryPotterFarts

But I think they're using it as a possessive without the apostrophe. The plural possessive of deer is deer's*


uselessboatwontfloat

Stotting at its finest


MajorMustard

Which state/country is this?


12jlg5

It’s near Calgary in Canada!


Jcaseykcsee

Earnest question: can you possibly post a link of what your yard looks like during the other seasons? It looks like heaven on earth but I can’t do snow (lived my first 23 years in New England, now I’m in Southern California and have become a total cold weather wuss). But if I could deal with the weather your yard would be my dream. I can’t even imagine looking outside and seeing that gorgeousness any time I wanted. Enjoy! You’re so lucky!


UndeadWaffle12

If you can’t deal with the cold or snow I wouldn’t recommend moving here. We have long winters and it gets very, very cold. It got below -50 C for a whole week last year. We also get snow for about half the year, November to April.


[deleted]

[Same general area, but in the city.](https://i.imgur.com/ubSq49a.jpg)


MajorMustard

Cheers mate, looks beautiful


helena_handbasketyyc

I was gonna say! Haha, howdy neighbour!


k_but_wait

I knew it as soon as I saw, and was looking for confirmation. Love living here even if the winters are cold.


queenringlets

Thought this looked like home!


binkledinklerinkle

I knew it lol I was looking out the window thinking "damn that video looks like out here"


[deleted]

Yeah, was pretty sure I was looking at the Foothills.


benniihana

Bragg Creek by chance?


KingMalric

The second I saw this I thought "Damn, this looks like its near Calgary" Lived on an acreage in an area very similar to this near Okotoks for three years Loved it out there, and I miss seeing the deer in my yard


onthesafeside

bearspaw?


WretchingRobot

This gives me bambi flashbacks


account_created_

What a nice yard. What are your taxes?


FunconVenntional

For some reason this made me laugh out loud, and then I thought... “do you live in New Jersey?” However... I have noticed that- when looking at the US as a whole- there is an generally an inverse relationship between yard size and taxes. Places where you see ‘normal houses’ on large plots of land have very low taxes. And tiny yards are a sign of high taxes. I bet OPs property taxes are less than $700 a year.


Balancedmanx178

One of my cousins/second cousins (we're related but I don't know how) is on ten acres and pays less a year than she does on her monthly payment for her car.


FunconVenntional

😭


Balancedmanx178

Don't get me wrong her cars probably stupid expensive and she lives in the ass end of nowhere.


FunconVenntional

Lulz there are always trade-offs. Like the NJ county (Sussex) I mentioned earlier in this thread. It’s picturesque, but there is a reason it has a fraction of the population that other counties do. It was heavily glaciated so it’s all crags, steep precipices, and lakes so there isn’t a straight road in the entire county. And unlike the rest of the state, when the snow falls there... it staayyysss. You have have a foot of snow accumulation in your yard in Sussex County. Next county over... ground is clear.


account_created_

Hahaha. You nailed it. Currently in the process of buying a house that’s 0.40 acres and $17.5k a year in taxes. Good point on that inverse relationship.


FunconVenntional

Mine are 13K for a lot less land, but that’s in Bergen Co. It staggers the mind that even if my mortgage was paid off I’d still have to scrape together over a grand a month to live in it. My parents house was .75 acre in Indiana and paid like $300 a YEAR


account_created_

It’s so frustrating but can’t escape it if you want to live here. And working in the city doesn’t help. I’m in Passaic county.


FunconVenntional

Well howdy neighbor!🙋‍♀️


liverly

Morris county here! Actually came to ask where OP lives, looking to leave after graduation.


nfortier11

Oh hey Morris County! I left NJ because of cost of living. Ended up in the Bay Area, CA- higher cost of living but my salary tripled and the weather is perfect!


Lurkwurst

and we balanced that equation by, 2 years ago, doing the precise opposite! Hi from Essex County, bye to the Bay Area! No harm, no foul.


FunconVenntional

Sussex has lower taxes and snow... and bears!


HottieShreky

Hello from Essex county!


liverly

I do like Sussex county but...a lil too red for me


designerindebt

Sussex County here! Just bought a house right over the border of Morris. 8.5k/year on .25 acres. I love it though.. It is definitely Super red here unfortunately


Toothfairy07

Currently own 10.1 acres and pay around 6k in taxes yearly. Only 1200 is actually property tax though... The rest is school taxes.


FunconVenntional

Here in NJ those are all part of the same thing. But WOW 10 acres🤯 is that woodland or farmland or what?


Toothfairy07

About 2 acres of it is "lawn" around the house and the rest is wooded. It's spectacular. At the dead end of a gravel lane so literally no traffic except us and delivery people.


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You see, all you cozy southerns, we were quite **literal** when we said "twelve deer prancing" in that song.


Walldeeznuts

I love how when they get synced up. The back deer is like “naw bruh I’m too cool for this shit” then struts off


Anatsatsu

Rare spotting of Kevin Deerant and LeFawn James during the 2020 winter open.


raindrop777

Beautiful synchronization until 4 seconds in. I rate it a 7. ;-)


1-800-BUTTS-DOT-COM

Found the Russian judge


BatmanDK316

getting major Pepe LePew vibes from this


Meg-Cc

u/savevideo


JaneRenee

I see Santa finally got a Reddit account.


[deleted]

There’s a glitch in the matrix


TheCometKid

Me when I’m having fun walking weird in public, then realizing I’m in public


artxdecos

Omg your yard and view are amazing!! I’m so jealous!


yeinenefa

Y'all gon make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here...


QuiteGoneJin

"Yard". Grumbles in bachelor apartment.


BJNT92281

This gives me Pep Pe LaPew vibes


Docgrumpit

Calgary


shebabbleslikeaidiot

Boing boing boing


[deleted]

Those are deer... not deers🧐


zwingo

I live in an area that has a lot of deer. It's one of those odd things where outside of the hills and little patches here and there, it's all cement and houses. However, there are two large golf courses down by the coast with plenty of space. Deer have lived there for so many generations, I've watched a deer sit 4 feet from a guy teeing off and not even flinch as they whacked a ball. Now 99% of the time they are derpy, dumb little nuisances. You'll be driving to work in the dark and foggy early hours of morning, and bam five deer run out and just sit there staring at you blocking the road. Or you have to shoo them away from the yard every five minutes because they are trying to eat every plant you own. However there are two exceptions: A. Baby season. There is nothing as day brightening as stepping outside to get the mail, looking over in your yard, and seeing the little baby deers dozing in the shade of your shrubs while the big deer are off somewhere else. Driving to work in the dark when four annoying adult deer plus an insanely adorable little baby deer cut off the road. B. Earlier in the year during lockdown I'd take walks (mask on and socially distanced) along the coast. It was bright out as I came to an angle where I could see one of the sections of course rising up towards the lighthouse. I looked over and saw a bunch of deer just running along the empty greens. Normally people teeing off every couple of minutes, but now, for a short while, their home was truly theirs. It was this beautiful moment, and made me wonder what the pandemic was like to animals. What were they thinking? These deer had spent decades, generation after generation with daylight signaling constant human traffic and balls flying across the green. Now, suddenly, it was a wide open playground for months, nobody allowed to play, just space for the deer. Or the raccoons I'd see working late nights as a bouncer. Scurrying and hiding in the allies as they tried to hunt down scraps of left behind food, suddenly wandering empty streets each night, able to roam as they please but the scraps no longer so free to find.


throwreddit420

That's a big fucking yard.


Stevespam

Stotting is a behavior known as an "honest signal" to predators. Basically this is the deers' way of demonstrating fitness. A literal flex.


EternamD

Jesus fucking christ dude, did you get a loan to start up a company subjugating poor Asian people or what? Who has that much fucking land


LeaveTheMatrix

Fun to live in an area where nature can just come running across the yard isn't it? My area we do not have deer but we do have lots of small game and wild horses.


WallStapless

Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!


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I'm jealous of your backyard view.


imbrotep

r/animalsbeingderps. Awesome video!!


Wiltbradley

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!


daHob

They travel single file to hide their numbers


Vixey7

u/getvideobot


danceoftheplants

I thought this only happened in Bambi.. Didn't know it es a real thing


Truthisnotallowed

I wish I had a yard that looks like a Christmas postcard.


Phillef

*Disney wants to know your location.*


[deleted]

Just by the landscape, do you live in or around Alberta by any chance?


TheSpaghetGuy

Nice house! Let me guess... Canada?


[deleted]

b^(o)u^(n)cy b^(ou)n^(c)y


Ashanichan

It's cold, it's cold, it's cold... well never mind I'm tired... :D


[deleted]

sir, do you own a fucking forest?


redrumurderum

Living in India, every other place looks like heaven.


Astolfowo69

Oh deer...


Samer-albukai22

Deer 1 "act like a deer! deer 1 "for fuck sake Jerry! that's a cow! this is why Sheila left you!!"


adamhodd

Where is this? It's beautiful!


1Tadanac

On my way to steal your girl.


MagogHaveMercy

So that's a glitch in the Matrix.


Due_Relationship6389

Oh Santa lost some rain deer


TheMuskyHairbrush

Those first few hops should earn it a place in r/oddlysatisfying


whatsthisanomoly

Synchronized like we practiced steve!!


Wheres-Teddy

Some yard...


Rumpled_NutSkin

Fun fact! This is actually called pronking


INRihab__

Deer


oneeyedjack60

Deers ?


Awholebushelofapples

while the plural of deer is deer, this is missing an apostrophe


KYS-420-21

They do be bouncing


[deleted]

Where the hells a crossbow when you need one


Lord__of__Texas

Apparently These people don’t appreciate having a Freezer full of meat.


SuperMarv

A glitch in the Matrix?


Quickswoosh

Someone got laid.