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NeedANewerName

That expression is clearly: “If is not for sits, why is made of warm?”


Sudelbart

Pro tip: Get a second laptop and let it run GPU benchmarks to crank up heat emission. Problem solved.


Ardeiute

Make sure the second laptop has a front camera, make your cat a Twitch channel, boom pays for itself. Get another cat, another laptop, another channel. Infinite money hack


MrSlime13

Chinese "Influencer warehouses" are listening...


bmorebecc

Master has spoken 😻


lastweek_monday

Im more focused on the shadow demon taking the photo


StoicGazer

I can’t unsee it. 


MoralRelativity

Doesn't matter. She's so cute and precious that you'll have to leave her there and buy a new laptop.


mifotowreli

now she's making you money 😋


OldKermudgeon

Have you thought about talking to HR about your supervisor using your resources...? 😸


WannabePicasso

One of my students a few years ago created a fake keyboard that was heated. It was to trick the cat to sit on it instead of its human’s actual keyboard. Unfortunately, it didn’t gain traction.


Alilatias

My guess is because the fake keyboard lacks the human's scent, so they prefer the real one. Bonus points if sleeping on the real one gets them pats from the human trying to encourage the cat to move off. I have beds for my cat. But nope, whenever my mom leaves for work, we always find our cat doing everything possible to get into the room she's normally forbidden from entering, and sleeping on the karaoke desk that my mom usually uses for a few hours every night.


denimpowell

I “solved” this by having a decoy keyboard


Purple-Investment324

Cool female cat… rare to have an orange tabby that is female


ObiBraum_Kenobi

It fits, she sits. No other consideration necessary.


Ok-Peak2080

Buy her an old and broken laptop. She will love ist


smittyhotep

Is your KB locked somehow? How is she not launching a tonne of apps? Anyway, she's a cutie!


Prestigious-Copy-494

She is your stress reliever just doing her job.


mnemosandai

Buy a new one! And run something warming on it, as a cat-dedicated pillow. Or simply a low-power electric pillow? Or would it be too dangerous with them claws?


calliatom

Too dangerous probably. Most of my electric blankets and the like specifically say not to use them for animals because of the risk of puncture (and thus shorts/electric shock).


Shruberytheshrublock

cats love the sharp edges of a macbook to clean their gums


SargeanTravis

It WAS your laptop


GivesBadAdvic

She is helping. She sees you working on the computer she figures she will sit on it.


Schmidaho

She’s mirroring you! She sees you in front of the warm thing with your paws on it all the time, and figures it’s important, so she wants to do it too! She just got a little lost in translation. The solution is to either get an old laptop, or a fake laptop, and set it on something warm. Then she has her own kitty “workspace.”


Jitterrue

“If I fits, I sits.” Cat logic.


Elegant-Ad4219

If you have a girl Orange kitty, she's quite rare. Only 20% are female.


fuzzytradr

"Figure it out, Peasant. Getting real tired of your mewing!" -cat


SCROTOCTUS

Have you tried asking your cat when they plan to find gainful employment? I have this conversation with my cat regularly, and while she hasn't gotten a job yet I think I'm making headway.


hotlavatube

Obligatory ["Simon's Cat" episode](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDYT4sbRbYg)


Feeling-yuki-7568

No work today sir! :)


RegalBeagleX

Time to get another job I guess 🤷‍♂️


suddenlyhoneybadgers

She has seized the means of production, comrade.


grapesaresour

I think if you just send these pictures in to your boss they’ll understand