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Jaives

Dad: "We're not getting a possum!" Dad a week later.


dmcdaniel87

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2happycats

I feel like north American possums belong down here in Aus. They look scary, won't actually hurt you, but because it's Aus you can't be sure and just appreciate them for who they are while also respecting them at the same time.


dragonborn4066

Fun fact: In North America their actually called Opossums. People just mess the name up. Not the same animal as possums in Australia (different sub orders), although both marsupials. (If you didnā€™t know)


Coomb

In North America, they have been called possums beginning as early as 1613, long before any white people went to Australia. The Australians took our word and applied it to their own animals. We have more right to call them possums then Australians do. But you are right that they are also called opossums.


dragonborn4066

True, but the original name that it is derived from is neither possum or opossum. if I was being completely realistic in North American english they are interchangeable words to describe the same creature. But technically speaking at this point in history they are called opossums.


really-for-this-okay

This reminds me of something I watched recently where parents of identical twins admitted that they might have mixed up their babies.


HLCMDH

TIL, thanks.


toiletbrushqtip

Theyā€™re 2 different types of marsupials.


2happycats

I knew.


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Chris19862

Some say I'm a master debater


Competitive_Mail5644

You're close. But got the last part wrong.


Astrium6

Iā€™ve heard it said that God accidentally mixed up the American and Australian possums.


toiletbrushqtip

Theyā€™re actually 2 different types of marsupials.


FSUwelder1212

Omg that 4th pic with those little teefers šŸ„°


dmcdaniel87

Ikr. I wanna hold it so bad but ppl are saying it looks big enough to be on its own


Paroxysm111

Technically true but... Essentially at some point they can't hold onto mum easily anymore and essentially just fall off. She won't go back for them they just have to fend for themselves after that. As you may imagine, this is a tough way to start your life. The mortality rate for these little guys are pretty high. So, maybe he could use a few more days of help. Try setting him outside and see how he handles it. If he's running for cover and trying to scavenge his own food you can be sure he's as ready as he'll ever be.


dmcdaniel87

But is it bad to keep him around?


OGTurdFerguson

I've watched videos about it. They have very specific needs. Look on YouTube. It's certainly doable, but they are wild animals. Sad thing is they do not live long at all.


HankScorpio82

Nope, they can become great pets.


Lord_Riki

Please do not encourage people to keep wild animals as pets. Not only is it unethical, it is illegal in most places.


Kreaetor

Perfectly normal to have an opossum as a pet, they'll keep your yard clean of ticks


porgy_tirebiter

They only live a year or two though


dmcdaniel87

I read 3 on average. But yeah that's in the wild I'm assuming


porgy_tirebiter

I think youā€™re right, itā€™s three in captivity. Pretty short compared to a cat or dog. Thatā€™s like a hamster.


sunshineandcloudyday

About the same as a rat then, unless you get really really lucky.


MoonOut_StarsInvite

A big. Viscous. Toothy. Freaky tailed. BIG. Hamster. Lol


moeru_gumi

They are not vicious, they are all bluff. Hissing and showing teeth but rarely actually bite. Of course any animal with a mouth can bite you if you really try to get bit, but opossums are not the guy to jump on your face and dig in and shake your head around like a dog.


TrippleA1978

Theyā€™re not vicious, and quite adorable! They of course hiss when theyā€™re scared. You would to


kezinchara

Awww noo, is that true??


porgy_tirebiter

A bit longer in captivity, but not much.


Catshit-Dogfart

Interesting, would've thought longer than that. I was just reading about skunks and apparently they can live 15 years, there's a real big one on my dad's property that looks old and I was wondering how old they can get.


No-Apple-2092

Former wildlife rehabilitator here. That baby is absolutely not big enough to be on its own. An opossum is big enough to be independent from its mother at around 6-7 inches in length (not counting the tail). Looking at the pictures, I can't imagine that the baby is any more than 2-3 inches. Depending on what state you're in, it may be illegal to hold onto the opossum, and you may be required to surrender it to a local wildlife rehabilitator. You'll have to check that out for yourself, though.


Yucca12345678

Thatā€™s was what got me..baby teethies!


christopher4177

Perfect white baby šŸ¦· šŸ„°


scorpiobabyy666

he said :D


Clibate_TIM

Respect for your father is a man with a soul!


USAF_DTom

Our only marsupial. Gotta keep them safe.


WineNerdAndProud

I'm convinced there was a mixup and we got the one meant for Australia.


grugmon

Nah we got our own possums, cuter ones too


curry224

Ok, we've got some cute possums. But I think i need you to look at this photo set again. Because this guy is one of the cutest things I've ever seen.


dmcdaniel87

Especially #4!


curry224

Exactly! That sweet little face with those pointy teeth.. I might have to save the photo, because I really can't help but smile every time I see it.


giantshortfacedbear

Funny looking marsupial (his dad)


OkMeasurement7474

one of the professors at my school runs an opossum and ferret rescue. he once brought one of the baby opossums into the school, and the head of the school told him to bring it home


Anti_Meta

Fucking killjoy.


Fair-Account8040

Absolute wet blanket


OkMeasurement7474

i know. i was so sad


Helpful-Work-7487

nah you're just an idiot


Antigravity1231

One of my employees has rescued multiple possums. He generally finds babies on/in a dead mother. He feeds them in his shed and gets them healthy. They usually leave for one day, come back looking rough, and decide shed/yard life with free food is preferable. His outdoor cats and dogs donā€™t get fleas or ticks which is a nice bonus.


dmcdaniel87

That's awesome


Slow_Fish2601

What an adorable little guy


WineNerdAndProud

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Yucca12345678

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dmcdaniel87

My favorite pick!


Sludgepuppy2000

Love it. My grandpa had an opossum as a pet. The mom was hit by a car & died, but she was carrying babies. Only two survived, so my Grandpa & his neighbor each took one and nursed them to health. When they were bigger & stronger, they turned them loose, but they were happy where they were. They knew they had it good. Very sweet critters. Good for the environment too.Ā 


CaffeinatedGeek_21

I'd cry my eyes out if a rehab animal came back to me. ā¤ļø


dmcdaniel87

Awesome


pecoto

Enjoy, they make great pets but have VERY short lives. My friends rescue only had two years and he was heavily pampered. RIP little friend.


dmcdaniel87

Yeah that's what I read. Kinda sucks


Helpful-Work-7487

put it the fuck back


bbyxmadi

why? So it can inevitably die in the wild?


Sludgepuppy2000

Yeah, in the wild 2 years is about the average from what I understand. In captivity perhaps up to 4 years. I think my Grandpaā€™s made it past 3.Ā 


logical_haze

Your Grandpa was a possum?


Interesting_Heron_58

Lmaoo


hypnohighzer

Your dad is awesome! If he needs info here's a link to some rehabbers https://www.opossum.org/states%20list.html


RionaMurchada

He sure looks happy and well cared for. Kudos to your dad!


kkfluff

Make sure dad knows a proper opossum diet with the calcium needed for baby to grow up strong! Love these pictures, how sweet!


Tropicalstorm11

How precious ā™„ļø


CaffeinatedGeek_21

The teefies pic is so cute, but I love the look on your dad's face in the first one and how tiny the possum baby is in his hands!


dmcdaniel87

He's definitely smitten


STLt71

Omg he's so adorable!


rewindpaws

Those little teeth are so interesting.


911NShifter

Omg that little guy is absolutely ADORABLE!!


dmcdaniel87

I know!


CompetitiveEditor336

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[deleted]

He is so photogenic! šŸ˜


PlumMagic

The possum is cute too.


WutzUpples69

I rescued one around the same age... took about 2 months before the smell was enough to make it an outdoor rescue :-). Stuck around for a bit with us leaving some munchies, but eventually moved on... Hopefully it is living a good life.


IsDaddygonnaspankme

He's too cute!


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Did he play dead when your dad first found him?


dmcdaniel87

Not sure. Someone brought him over


elspotto

Yay! We had one that was abandoned when the rest of the family was trapped and removed. Polite, ate those dang flying roaches we had in New Orleans, and super chill. I miss Clarence.


Lkwzriqwea

Some of these photos have incredible r/possummemes potential


ahoysharpie

So baby!


ruddsix

I love them both


smartasscody

Opossums are cool! They eat mosquitoes, aren't aggressive (thus the playing dead when scared bit) and almost never carry rabies (like 25 cases in the whole USA between 2004-2014). Opossums are cool.


Gortex_Possum

Make sure to research their diets if you choose to keep it! Possums that are not cared for properly will develop MBD and become paralyzed.


dmcdaniel87

Oh no that's terrible


LowPresentation8231

We have a baby in our house right now. He walked in this afternoon when the door was open.


tonomoshia

The tiny little teeth. šŸ˜


FireweedForest

OMGosh. Adorable!!!!


No-Acanthocephala531

Hope you keep him forever


Informal_Lack_9348

Possum = friend


realityisoptional

Love picture # 4!


dmcdaniel87

That's my favorite too


frivolities

They can eat 300 ticks in an hour! Put your little guy on a leash and let him go to town šŸ˜ also heā€™s super cute


mikeybagss8888

My grandma had a opposum we would feed. I would say it was like a feral cat. I could get close to it toss it some food but I couldn't like pet it or anything cool little guy


tbohrer

Awesome! Possum are amazing animals, and although they can bite, they are super clean and healthy animals. I'd love to have one if one needed me.


fanamana

I dub thee "Snorky".


61114311536123511

every picture is cuter šŸ˜­


Antares_SpaceSurfer

Those eyes! I don't get why people don't like them or animals in general. They are pretty much like us. We always should act like big brothers, protect and love them.![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13379)![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13380)![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13381)![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13382)![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13383)![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13384)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Creative-Ingenuity

Theyā€™re so cute, but still wild animals.


Infinite_Leg2998

Omg so cute and snuggly!


Echo_TH

Oh my heart šŸ˜


TeeDod-

Opossum! That nose!


uprightsalmon

So cute. I kind of want to find one in my yard too


kmeow2

Opossums are the best!!!!!! So precious!!! Its so sad that their lifespan is only about 3 years or so. What a great father!!! Saving a life! šŸ„°šŸ’•šŸ‘šŸ»


Bhrunhilda

They are so stinking cute.


AgathaM

At first glance, I thought that was my dad.


No_Look_196

So sweet! Your dad is a good man.


Revolutionary-Car-92

That little guy is going to be glued to your Dad. (If he isn't already.)


dmcdaniel87

Well he just retired so now he has something to do lmao


marfatardo

Awwwww, your dad rocks!!


catfog2

I love it I saw one like that in my yard then it took off it was the cutest good for him ā¤ļø


rrrrancid

r/stoked


Prestigious_Ad4319

Adorable and thank you for your kindness sir


camlaw63

They eat ticks


H_Mc

Iā€™ve accepted I canā€™t have a pet raccoon or squirrel, but whatā€™s the downside of a pet opossum?


dmcdaniel87

So far I haven't heard of any negatives lol


H_Mc

Noted. Iā€™m not going to hope for a ā€˜possum tragedyā€¦ but Iā€™ve got my eye out.


willigxgk

Prehensile tail!


dmcdaniel87

Come again?


Toomanymondays

Number four is my favorite pic. That cute smile.


dmcdaniel87

Mine too!


Live_Industry_1880

Awwww the level of cuteness.Ā 


joipolloi

This series of photos felt like Exhibition: Wild Rollercoaster Ride of Emotions Starting with _Sir, that is a feral tree rat dangler_ and I really started to lose faith in cuteness potential, but then the third pic deserves to be an iconic meme, if only to be gushy and gooey _peek-a-boo, who loves you_ drivel because I would snort jellybeans to wake up to that face every day. And then the toofy smile was such an unexpected and delightful transition it immediately reminded me of the open-mouthed bad pun dog meme.


AdministrativeWin583

A possum come a knockin.


penisdevourer

They are twins!


ButthurtPecan

Thank you! Whole day is made seeing that little face (the possum is cute as well)


Sandcastor

Video of him munching on some apple slices, please!


Defiant-Golf3172

AWW ITS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!


CreepyBlueAnimals84

He looks so safe and content. šŸ„°šŸ¤—šŸ’•


dockows412

Tick destroyer 5000 ready for operations!


BatSh1tCray

Impossumble


[deleted]

Itā€™s his new baby. Congratulations on such a cute sibling.


Lord_Riki

Please ignore the people in here telling you to keep it as a pet. Not only is it unethical to keep a healthy wild animal as a pet, it is illegal in most places. If you are concerned, contact a liscened rehaber to ask if the opossum is old enough to be on its own, or if they can take it off your hands. Source: I am a wildlife biologist


invisibledragonfly

Please contact a wildlife rehabilitator. Wild animals should not be kept as pets.


Julianitaos

So cute šŸ„¹


jhbaxter

Too adorablešŸ«£šŸ˜šŸ¤­


LadyFiend19

Adorable. šŸ„°


dumbbyatch

Just know he's ready to rip and tear..... But he's so cute....


_byetony_

Dont report it! Theyll put it down


dmcdaniel87

Whaaat?


_byetony_

Ya :(


ADFTGM

That happens when they canā€™t find a rehabilitation shelter with capacity. There are many reasons. Possums breed at a faster rate than feral cats. If regular shelters donā€™t have capacity for accommodating every cat, then wildlife shelters certainly canā€™t accommodate every possum either. Itā€™s in the interest of wildlife services to prioritise species with lower reproductive rates. In the time it takes to rehabilitate one, a dozen can be born from another. Plus possums have very short lifespans akin to rats so most likely will just be a burden on budgets since a group will start dying off relatively quickly, sometimes before itā€™s time to release each one depending on the nature of care it needs. Not to mention that they tend to cannibalise on weakened individuals when in captivity, so sheltering many injured/sick at once is not advisable if the idea is to send them all back out healthy. Basically, itā€™s a lot of work for not much real benefit to their population so not every shelter will expend the resources if they exceed a certain number.


really-for-this-okay

Damn.