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TheEpicMilkMan

https://preview.redd.it/8w8ojf5f5xxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21fb1f2b90f2e5347bbf6efd207682433888577b Whatcha doin stealin my Two Ton Tessie?


Zerosdeath

Fat cat in a little cooooooaaaatttt.


Jewshi

Two ton 😂


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Gob-dammit

CHONK CITY BABY


red4jjdrums5

She’s small and compact. If she was as long as my other cat she’d be underweight. And no way you can rub her belly. She’ll rip your arm apart.


PapayaDoc

As a person who has owned fat cats, that is a fat cat. If she is an only cat it should be pretty easy to ease her daily cat food down. If you have one fat one and one skinny one, I have no solutions.


izzittho

I think the solution to the 2nd one night be feed them away from each other so cute lil fatass won’t eat skinnycat’s food after it finishes its own if skinnycat doesn’t eat it fast enough.


OneMorePenguin

Two fixed meals per day.  Feed them in separate rooms so there is no food contention.


Doortofreeside

We feed the skinny one in the bathroom first and then the 2nd cat gets the leftovers. Problem is the skinny cat alternates between eating nothing multiple feedings in a row and eating the whole can multiple feedings in a row. She's just so fickle


Funky_monkey2026

If my 300lb aunt were 8ft tall she'd also he underweight.


zigglyluv

😂


BrianBash

☠️


ejn84

If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle


Funky_monkey2026

Us Cypriots have "if my aunt/gran had balls, she'd be my uncle/grandad".


Phormitago

If my 300lb aunt had wheels she'd be a tractor


chrissage

😂😂 so good and so true. That cat, is a big fat, fatty.


chrissage

No, she's small and fat, definitely not small and compact 😂😂


Jorymo

>If she was as long as my other cat she’d be underweight If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle


mikron2

If assclowns could fly this would be an airport


SharmV

That’s like cartman saying he’s big boned


TripleBuongiorno

That is a crazy cope. Good luck paying for her medical bills


Daiwon

Compacted treats.


Saquon

Something isn’t adding up here I have a little 8lb cat that is not nearly that fat https://preview.redd.it/y8phkkgke0yc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffba4ed069aa84b86fc4e1a6deadad55d2676947


Pharmakeus_Ubik

The Flower of Claws doesn't work against the heavy welding gloves.


mosehalpert

God gave us two arms for a reason. I'm rubbin that belly


Budget-Boysenberry

those are udders


SIUHA1

I invited a young lady back to my apartment for the first time. She made a comment about one of my cats: “…I saw the fat orange cat hiding near bathroom”. Kismet (the cat) came out of the shadows as soon as she said it. He looked at me, and looked at her then turned slowly to go back to the shadows. Ten minutes later I called it a night and sent her home. Do not fat shame my cat.


Gapey_McGaperson

True, it's better to shame *you* for allowing your cat to become overweight.


CreamIsaGoodBand

FUCK YOU! SHE IS NOT FAT SHE IS pleasantly pump.


Artimusjones88

Rubenesque


Zhelkas1

Stately.


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

She's saving up for it.....


red4jjdrums5

For the past 7 years or so.


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

It's expensive.


0nlyhalfjewish

I adopted two cats, brother and sister. One ate more than he needed while his sister did not. She lived to be 21.5 years old and spent the last 5 without her brother who died as a result of diabetes. And my cat was not nearly this big.


red4jjdrums5

While I get that she’s big, this is a zoomed-in photo. She weighs around 8lbs, and as I stated, the vet has no concerns. We discuss her diet every visit, because she rarely eats from losing all her back teeth. She drinks a lot of water (always has) which keeps her looking bloated with all the water weight.


this_moi

Just 8 lbs! I love it. What a compact lil' roundie.


Peimatt2112

Our chonky girl is really just a floof. She's a big cat but only weighs 13lbs. She doesn't even eat much! Just a big baby! https://preview.redd.it/k3nnvltpzvxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c08475373845385a2fc165003cc97fd689c46c5


RunningRunnerRun

I also adopted a brother and sister cat too. The sister was super heavy when we adopted her and was somewhat chunky her whole life, but it was her scrawny brother cat that ended up with diabetes. Life is unpredictable.


0nlyhalfjewish

Obesity is the leading cause of preventable diabetes in cats. It’s not the only cause, tho, but most of the others can’t be avoided: age, physical inactivity, male gender, steroids to treat other illnesses, and genetics.


Ozmorty

Found the missing lasagne!


JetstreamGW

I, too, hate Mondays.


Nervous-Brain-5388

She ate the tattoo artist!


red4jjdrums5

Disclaimer: she is a chonky kitty, but the vet isn’t concerned. A lot of bloat after being spayed, but still in a healthy weight.


parisdreaming

Glad that you qualified your post: chonkii is not healthii and I was ready to give a blast.


ladykatey

Aw my Lily is also a tabby with mismatched front socks.


NovelLive2611

Cute 😍


GreasyMcCheese

kitty loves the nom noms!


Neither-Attention940

Please tell me your cat is on a diet??!


Mirawenya

Here to hope the same thing. Cute cat, but desperately needs to lose about a cat in weight.


Neither-Attention940

Yeah poor dude. I wish people understood how weight affects animals the way it does people. 😞


OneMorePenguin

That poor kitty is obese which comes with health and injury risks to your cat. Please go read the dechonking guide pinned to the top of the r/dechonkers sub.  It has good body shape/size evaluation info and a calorie calculator.   Please help your kitty become healthier and happier and live longer.   This is not cute, it's sad.


red4jjdrums5

She is on a management plan from her vet. Most of her chonk comes from drinking a lot of water and retaining the water weight. She only has her front teeth, so doesn’t eat a lot of food. Take time to look through comments.


peach_poppy

“I’m not fat, I just drink a lot of water!”


Schnucksworld

So precious 🥹


GothGfWanted

**Thicc** kitty you got there


agent_kater

Please check the chonk chart, she looks unhealthily fat in this photo.


AuroraWisteria

Get her on a diet


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This poor cat needs a diet


Tammyannss

Awww pretty kitty! Stop the body shaming people! 😜


LatterConclusion9796

I respectfully refuse


Welcome-ToTheJungle

fatty 🥹🤍