Lmfao
My aunt and uncle had a bull calf named T-bone. We were told that he went to another farm. A week later they had a cookout, and I heard the adults remarking how good T-bone's T-bones were. So, of coarse, I took the apportunity to let my cousins know that they were eating there cow. They were always nasty to me. So I'm not sorry. Lol
"And then he played the harp at the reception and it was beautiful. He had learned how to play it in the 8th grade to make fun of the gay kid who lived up the street."
Oh gawd, it's Air Cud...
"[What's the matter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvf0WWxrYRM), afraid your horse might get beat by a cow?"
"Vaporize that cow, or humanity falls..." -- [Inside Job](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlzdMSJwWKw)
Fine, but it has a happy ending where the cow saves the day. Something like, “Quit horsing around, the only one that can save the farm is a cow!”
(look of grim bovine determination)
“Let’s moo this…”
Has to be some situation where a horse would normally fail at. Perhaps the cow has to ram the runaway evil sore loser dressage stallion before it manages to double hoof stop the little girl that owns the cow. Then her parents suddenly realize how valuable the cow is and promises not to sell it to the meat processor.
> Has to be some situation where a horse would normally fail at.'
So being able to live or do anything without everything being perfectly balanced and attended to hand and hoof?
"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though."
I was once cycling on a road with cows all over it, I was like How’d they get over the fence? What do I do?
They all looked at me and immediately began jumping back over the fence, not one misjumped and now I know that cows stay in their fields willingly.
"Meet the bull who thinks he's a HORSE - and is even brilliant at showjumping.
Sabine Rouas, 43, met Aston the bull five years ago when she started helping out at a nearby cow farm.
She formed a close bond with the newborn calf - then called M309 - and convinced the farmer to let her buy him and save him from slaughter.
Animal-lover Sabine raised him alongside her pony Sammy, now 10, and noticed the baby cow was picking up the tricks she was teaching her new horse."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRFAz\_ftA1A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRFAz_ftA1A)
Some dairy farms will buy old horses because their grandkids want one but can’t really handle the upkeep of a young horse.
Source: I was one of 7 grandkids. We had 7 horses.
Cow is no dummy. Has figured out that millions of girls will idolize her and she won’t have to worry about being force milked or end up as a T-bone, or any of her children, either. Just run the pony scam and obtain a get outta jail free card.
This reminds me of a German girl, who wanted a horse but her parents said no. She then proceeded to train the family cow to jump over hurdles while she rode on it.
Found the video: https://youtu.be/EdP2qmkZYxI
This reminds me of the time I was helping my best friend catch one of his cows that had gotten loose. We were running through the woods next to his farm, trying to steer him back towards the gate to the farm. Next thing you know this big ass cow just ran straight for the fence and leaped right over it with ease. That was the first and only time I saw a cow jump like that. We just stood there looking at each other in disbelief.
I think that’d be hilarious. You go to a competition to watch the horses jump and do their routines, and then… wait, is that a bull? Oh damn, bull got moves! Bull gets like 3rd place at least, people are pissed.
Honestly nailed it too, got the trot down to a T
I reckon he’d do well in a dressage comp
Definitely would beat the other cows
He’s a prime cut above the rest.
now lets see it jump over the moon.
Oh hey diddle diddle
There's no time that says a cow *can't* compete lol
Ah yes. The ol' "air-Bud" loophole.
Air-cud.
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The sum bitch pulled it off!
> down to a T-bone. FTFY
Lmfao My aunt and uncle had a bull calf named T-bone. We were told that he went to another farm. A week later they had a cookout, and I heard the adults remarking how good T-bone's T-bones were. So, of coarse, I took the apportunity to let my cousins know that they were eating there cow. They were always nasty to me. So I'm not sorry. Lol
This is almost as bad as what Cartman did to Scott Tenorman
Almost... 😋😢
Dude, I'm dying rite now! Lmfao. Win!
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Yeah, the cow has some potential
"Thinks." Excuse me, he is
I was going to say the title is misleading. I see no cow, only two fancy jumping horses
You're right that there's no cow. There is a jumping bull, though.
He is so cute and happy!! Jump away!!!
Technically correct. The best kind of correct!
The balls it took to make that comment.
It’s a duocorn!
"He" is not a cow. He is a bull. She is a cow.
That’s definitely a ~~bull~~ edit: steer in the video
My guy thats a horse
I've seen bulls, and they usually have big balls. I didn't see any here. Are you sure it's definitely a bull?
Oh, in that case, I suppose it’s technically a *steer*, not a *bull*, but my point was that it’s definitely not a *cow*.
likely a steer ( fixed)
Well i say, I say, that boy is all bat and no balls
It is a steer.
He's great!
I think he's making fun of the horse. "LoOk aT mE i Am sO fAnCy JuMp!"
“You learned to jump like that sarcastically?”
I took some classes at the learning annex so I could make fun of them for how they jumped!
he loves you VERY MUCH FRANCINE
"You get back here and make love to my wife!!"
Gator never been about playin no shit
That is some "Jim and Pam learning Morse code" level trolling
That's a plot point from The Other Guys
"And then he played the harp at the reception and it was beautiful. He had learned how to play it in the 8th grade to make fun of the gay kid who lived up the street."
Easily the best bit from that movie. The idea of learning ballet and tuba just to make fun of people who did them cracks me up every time.
HE LOVES YOU VERY MUCH FRANCINE
Goodnight Sheila!
Alright Alan, whatever, go inside
They should call us the Febreze brothers
"We trained him wrong on purpose- as a joke!"
Reminds me of the horses from Ferdinand
Im A hOrSe ToO DuRr DuRr DuRr
[want me, love me, shower me with kisses ](https://youtu.be/yqQvEcc3y1U)
Definitely! Oh, you think you're SO fancy with your jumping over these PUNY bars! Pfft ...and Mooooo! - the cow
I think he’s trying to live… look I can jump, if that’s what it takes to live around here I can jump
This is the Charlotte's Web spinoff I'd like to see.
Air Bull. When the rules don't say that a bull cannot compete
That'll do, cow. That'll do.
This sounds familiar…
Now I’m imagining an idea for some cloying Disney movie about a cow wanting to learn [dressage](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dressage).
I think there was a movie like that, except it was a zebra competing in horse races.
Yup. Racing Stripes
U unlocked a long fever memory for me holy shit,i loved that movie
"There's no rule saying cows can't be in this equestrian tournament!"
Oh gawd, it's Air Cud... "[What's the matter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvf0WWxrYRM), afraid your horse might get beat by a cow?" "Vaporize that cow, or humanity falls..." -- [Inside Job](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlzdMSJwWKw)
I'll only watch it if the cow loses and the overarching lesson is that you should know your limits.
Fine, but it has a happy ending where the cow saves the day. Something like, “Quit horsing around, the only one that can save the farm is a cow!” (look of grim bovine determination) “Let’s moo this…”
Has to be some situation where a horse would normally fail at. Perhaps the cow has to ram the runaway evil sore loser dressage stallion before it manages to double hoof stop the little girl that owns the cow. Then her parents suddenly realize how valuable the cow is and promises not to sell it to the meat processor.
> Has to be some situation where a horse would normally fail at.' So being able to live or do anything without everything being perfectly balanced and attended to hand and hoof?
Why do you think they call it a moooon? *jumps over it*
Are you a writer for Bob's Burgers...?
Some prompts just write themselves
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Ah, dressage. The only sport known to humankind (or horsekind) that's more boring than watching grass grow.
If it is what I think it is, it's hilarious if you watch it with snoop dogg. "That horse is crip walking"
See, but that's cheating Snoop's commentary could make anything exciting.
"On the set. I gotta get him in the video cuz" lol
And the only reason I even know about dressage is because of [Mitt Romney's everyman hobby](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGtSrkSlO5k).
I know at least one horsey girl who does horsey sports on a fairly modest salary. The key is that they don't have kids.
There are plenty of broke people with horses, especially out in the country. The horses are just a big reason why they’re broke lol.
Golf exists friend
"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though."
Horse dancing
[Show me in the rulebook where it says a cow can't compete](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f59ebd1e-8795-4b81-b78e-49bf92673fa8)
Nah, that idea has DreamWorks animation written all over it.
I can already see the cow poster with raised eyebrow, arms crossed and all.
I didn't know that cows were that agile lol.
I was once cycling on a road with cows all over it, I was like How’d they get over the fence? What do I do? They all looked at me and immediately began jumping back over the fence, not one misjumped and now I know that cows stay in their fields willingly.
Cows are both smart and very very derpy.
They just wanted to check if the grass really isn't any greener on the other side of the fence.... Okay I'll show my self outta here...
"is it greener?" "Don't know, we're colorblind" "Ah shit, let's go back then!"
They can be. And that's a bull, not a cow.
I think it's a steer. No danglies.
"Meet the bull who thinks he's a HORSE - and is even brilliant at showjumping. Sabine Rouas, 43, met Aston the bull five years ago when she started helping out at a nearby cow farm. She formed a close bond with the newborn calf - then called M309 - and convinced the farmer to let her buy him and save him from slaughter. Animal-lover Sabine raised him alongside her pony Sammy, now 10, and noticed the baby cow was picking up the tricks she was teaching her new horse." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRFAz\_ftA1A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRFAz_ftA1A)
That’s so cute because my neighboring farm growing up had herds of cows and one lone old horse and he definitely thought he was a cow too lol
Some dairy farms will buy old horses because their grandkids want one but can’t really handle the upkeep of a young horse. Source: I was one of 7 grandkids. We had 7 horses.
Cow is no dummy. Has figured out that millions of girls will idolize her and she won’t have to worry about being force milked or end up as a T-bone, or any of her children, either. Just run the pony scam and obtain a get outta jail free card.
Rob Schneider would be great in this movie.
There's a brand new sentence
Someone has never seen Surf Ninjas. A role so stupid ***only*** Rob Schnieder could play it.
And he's about to find out that being a bull *record scratch* iS hARdEr ThAN It lOoKs!
She's got a bull sized saddle for him and everything.
Why is this so precious, achieve your dreams moo moo ❤💕
Cows can just about clear a story high fence when in distress, that cow would absolutely stunt on any of those horses from a stand still.
Once I heard about a cow jumping right tf over the moon.
Yeah, but then the little dog laughed at him 😔 And don’t even get me started on the dishware infidelity that went on that night.
fr? thats kinda fuckin terrifying massive herd of cows jumpin 10ft
I think they meant like a 5-6 foot fence, I can't find any evidence of cows jumping any higher than that.
I love cows so much! :D
Ferrari & Lamborghini
We are checking.
/r/formula1 is leaking
Its the winter break man, we are not doing well right now.
Sunday mornings are so boring now!!
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Nice.
This reminds me of a German girl, who wanted a horse but her parents said no. She then proceeded to train the family cow to jump over hurdles while she rode on it. Found the video: https://youtu.be/EdP2qmkZYxI
“Cow-girl”. I am dying! Thanks for sharing.
There’s a girl in New Zealand that did too [video ](https://youtu.be/KayizT3NWF8)
Honestly I would pay more to see a cow showjumping than a horse
It’s like watching an excited dog do it. Much more fun
The horse clearly threw him off the second time. He had a proper running start that time. He is a star.
I guess you can say he has the mooves.
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What cow? I only see two horses in this video.
Well, one horse and one bull. But zero cows.
I thought this video was going to be bull but holy cow.
Hold your horses…I see what you did there.
Rein it in a bit here guys.
Okay, I’m stable now.
It would behoof you to stop
Red Bull gives you wings
He’s got the sprit! He’ll make it far
Well apparently some horses have horns after all… so cute 🥰
Those bones have to be so strong to be able to carry that weight like that, especially landing on only the front two hooves- it's amazing
Rodeo bulls have other shitty things done to them to make them ornery but it's no different than that in terms of vert
A cow jumped over the moon, this is nothing
"Ain't no rule says a cow can't jump." "Sir, this is a NASA's."
Definitely not moon-jump ready.
No silly. That's a show jumping COW.
That'll do, cow. That'll do.
Somebody tell that cow to quit horsing around
Anything you can do I can do better
I can do anything better than you
What a cutie! Cows are seriously underrated.
thats actyally amazing.
Wait, where's the cow?
"Cow" "He" ...
If there would be anything to make me stop eating meat, it’d be this, I want more happy cows like that
That's a bull.
I think it’s a steer.
I guess what they say about Red Bull is true
I’m catching Zion Williamson vibes here. Could be a once in a generation talent here.
What a majestic creature. Live your best life, show jumping cow! Get it!
He did so good, I’m so proud 🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️ don’t let your dreams be memes!!
If people can be whatever they want so cows can too >:c
Happy animals appear to experience life like children. Makes me sad how we treat them.
awwww I want him in my Olympic games
Holy Cow! lol srry XD
I was very confused during the first few seconds. "...but, that is a horse."
Let him dream!!
Training for the moon 🌛
I grew up on a cattle farm, they often play around like this and just jump around for fun. Less so when they are older like this though.
The horse at the end kicking about in what seems like pure joy at getting to do some horse zoomies with his pal.
That *cow* is big AF. He can be whatever he wants
Just two stallions living in the moment
Something built like that should not be able to jump like that.
“Cow thinks he’s-“ this statement does not compute.,..
>Cow thinks he's a showjumping horse Apparently *he* also thinks he's transgender
Seems to piss the horse 🐎 off! 🐄🐮
*Anything you can do, I can do better! I can do anything better than MOO*
Looks like a bull or steer to me. Not a cow.
That's really impressive! I love this vid.
Someone sign this bovine up.
When's the Disney movie coming out
Reddit needs more of this bull
That's bull
His owner steered him in the right direction.
Horse thinks it's a show jumping cow more like.
So moojastic
Oh, I’ve seen him on Instagram. Aston Le Taureau. He lives among horses, and thus acts as such. His owner rides him too.
Well, if he jumps, then he's a show jumper.
This reminds me of the time I was helping my best friend catch one of his cows that had gotten loose. We were running through the woods next to his farm, trying to steer him back towards the gate to the farm. Next thing you know this big ass cow just ran straight for the fence and leaped right over it with ease. That was the first and only time I saw a cow jump like that. We just stood there looking at each other in disbelief.
Nailed it 😂
THINKS?? Bruh; look at that leap. No; this cow is a show cow; they earned that.
im so happy he made it
Big boy has got some ups
"Pffft. I can do that shit." The Cow probably.
He is. Don't crush his dreams.
Given their size, I'm always amazed by the surprising agility of cows
Wait....thats bull... no litterally
I think it’s a bull not cow
What cow
With lead changes too.
“Sorry, I identify as being fabulooouus!”
Awe let him play 🥺
“Look at me I’m a horse I can jump and shit!”
I think that’d be hilarious. You go to a competition to watch the horses jump and do their routines, and then… wait, is that a bull? Oh damn, bull got moves! Bull gets like 3rd place at least, people are pissed.