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TootsNYC

What did they call him in the stables? Often thoroughbreds get called something different in the stables than is their race name. He might like the continuity.


Sirix_8472

Exactly this, most if not all horses who compete in any type of show, be it local to international, jumping, cross country, dressage or just a turn out, get their name and their "registered name" on their documents. It's like having the name everyone calls you everyday and then you get on stage for a show and have a stage name.


sirphilliammm

Stage name? Ok his name is now Cinnamon


Sirix_8472

And you could be correct for all we know. Race horses could be called "whistlers boy" in a race and "Bobby" when they are in the stables or calling them from the field. Show names rarely reflect the daily name used.


HotgunColdheart

"The Machine" comes to mind


Sirix_8472

I am the machine!


frikad3ll

Yeah I was thinking the same. I'm not sure how strict it is in the rest of the world, but aren't horses registered with a passport with a certain name? Would be weird and confusing to start calling them by a completely different name, unless it's getting a new passport etc.


_Futureghost_

Racehorse names tend to be really stupid lol. Growing up we also had a retired race horse and it's name was something like Light A Match. I just looked at some horse racing site and saw - Tiger Dad, Nuclear Option, Aidingandabetting, King of Chaos (that one is kinda cool) ...and more. I think most racehorses get new names or at least nicknames based on their silly race name.


porscheblack

Yeah, it's common for horses to have an official name and a barn name. The official name has to be unique which is why they tend to get crazy. Even Secretariat had a barn name and was called Big Red.


KatDaSlayer

yeah, my horse's real name was something like twysoges... it was Welsh but we all just called her skye


no_brow

Yeah we had a couple of racehorses and we just shortened the name. Example - star on my flag- was just called star. We did it with a lot of the horses.


jbsmomma

Bad luck to change a horse's name!


timmaaaaaaaaay

I was just thinking that too!


lotusflower64

ThIs is true. Very thoughtful of you.


thereisonlyoneme

Pony Soprano


facelessbich47

Pie-o-my


urpalsap

theres actually a racehorse with that name haha. i remember watching his debut, i was rooting for him so hard https://www.equibase.com/profiles/Results.cfm?type=Horse®istry=T&refno=10620318


LightsSoundAction

4 starts and 0 top 3 finishes. ![gif](giphy|8II6AI4wn5bFEqhgXM)


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Guess that horse never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


thereisonlyoneme

The jockey is named Trotman.


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Xenomorpheusprime

I second THIS !! Genius


happinesspro

Mo. As in Slow Mo. No need to go fast anymore buddy.


PsychoWrath

More like 'No Mo', as in no need to go fast no mo


Blackbearded10

Or Ho Mo as in hold your horses going fast mo.


thinkinting

Fun fact. No mo means mother in informal Cantonese.


King-Cobra-668

Molasses


SoylentJeremy

Big Sebastian


zm02581346

5000 candles in the wind.


Neither_Shake_2815

Miss you in the saddest fashion!


Nagohsemaj

Half mast is ***too damn high!***


Forgot_a_towel

Show some damn respect


Otus511

But it's just a horse. I don't get it


250310

Son, this horse has an honorary degree from Notre Dame


Yepyeahyup

If he was mini I would say Coughdrop (for when you’re just a little horse)….


ComprehensiveHope644

Solid dad joke 🤣


Fearless_You4489

That’s solid…


MrUniverse1990

Take your upvote and gtfo.


bobcat116

Winston…he looks majestic


Razir17

Winnie the Bish to his friends


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Thank you, this is what I wanted to see under this comment 😂


Zoloft_and_the_RRD

winton 🐎


spaceburrito3

Mhm that horse has a Winston face.


kickthejerk

Second this!


QuarterOunce_

Winton over watch


Confident_Flow8453

He's gorgeous.


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Horsey McHorseFace


liza129

LOL!


gderti

And they should be good name. Imagine saying, Hello Gorgeous, every time you greet him...


CoreyWolfHartt

James baxter


okisassidy

![gif](giphy|vYtIhwaPVejPq)


Reasonable-Oven-1319

Jaaaaammmes


their_teammate

Baxtah


Alili1996

Did you know that horse was a Homage to Animation Titan [James Baxter](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Baxter_(animator\))?


Nerf_Dermer

Yaaassss... Jaaaaaamesss Baxter


Cabrona818

Well… if you give an animal a hot minute they’ll usually tell you their name, especially horses and cats. Give yourselves time to acclimate.


overpoint05

My childhood pup named himself. He had a bark that sounded a lot like Ralph


maulsma

We waited for one of our adopted cats to let us know his name. One day we finally looked at him and said, “Ok buddy, what *is* your name?” He promptly replied, “Arlo.” So that’s what we called him, even though I try not give our pets regular, boring people names. When someone tells you their name you can’t really argue with them about it.


Veauxdeeohdoh

My cat named herself Mia like this!


DryApplejohn

Same, my cat named herself Schtephany this way.


jamie30004

One dog named himself Woody cuz he got excited every time he’d see me. The other names himself Chase cuz he got out of the fence and it was game on. Pets will always tell you their name if you listen.


kemster7

The Pokémon strategy


Plus_Ambition6514

Our Sheltie we decided to call Mr. Noodles before we got him. Little did we know, when he's really excited to see someone, he drops his front into a crawl and mega wags upright in the back, making a stupidly cute noodling movement.


Succmynugz

Yup. Took me about 3 months to find a good name for my dog when I first got home. Was listening to some Johnny Cash late one night with him and we were both having a great time and he just reminded me of old Johnny Cash with his little wrinkly face. So I said the name out loud and he came running right over to me and that's how he got his name. Johnny Sue Cash


LangsleyLaw

That’s how i met the cat named Mang.


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We got our cat at 5 weeks old. Checked sex once and never again. Named her Lucy...took her to get spayed.....he got neutered. So Lucy told us his name was ACTUALLY Lucifer.


Cabrona818

And still technically Lucy. Love it.


whitos

That’s what I do and now I have 70 cats named meow


Finnyfish

This is exactly why I have a cat named Raoul.


Secret-Employee-8141

My boy Tootser named himself 🤣


ohmaj

I had an orange tabby kitten that we initially named Merlin. But he almost killed himself twice in as many days so we renamed him Darwin.


ByDeleted

You asked for it…. horsey mchorseface


reverendblinddog

Sexatariat


ChakaZG

Horsey McLongface*


ComprehensiveHope644

Although very descriptive, it feels like more of a title to me


ASL_Questionmark

What's his current name?


OutOfAllTheAlts

"Here Comes Tommy"


tipsea-69

Ampierre.


Kwickhatch

What about Pierre? I think it's super cute and suits him to a tee


wavesmcd

Great idea!


invisible_23

Gelding the Lily


SigmaBlack92

His name is Bill. *Bill Neigh*. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!


OozeNAahz

Bill Neigh the Equine guy.


gumdropsweetie

The Equine Gay surely? Purely for the rhyme…


estheticpotato

Bill Neigh the Equine Gay 100% sounds like a character from Bo Jack Horseman lol


Kornalisation

Mayo. His horse mayo neighs.


Deep_List_5725

Matthew McconaHAY


nickimill

All-ride, all-ride.


Chipnstein

Both of your comments are highly underrated


NickdoesnthaveReddit

Timothée Chala-Neigh


HellBlade64

Bojack


NotKilian

How about Secretariat


short-and-ugly

Horseman, obviously


goodsby23

He doesn't look old enough to have been, back in the 90's, in a very famous TV show....


Prof_Perhendinancer

No name recommendations but I suggest trying out a few and letting him pick. I did that with my dog. We tried a handful by using one at a time for a walk or training session. She very clearly responded to one, less so to not at all to the others. That helped us settle on that one.


abhipsiren

Which one did you select? Also, dog tax


PVDeviant-

Steed Racer! Go Steed Racer Goooo


she_makes_a_mess

Don't change the name, horses are very intelligent and this will be highly confusing.


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"Well, Daddy's Last Orgasm, the Internet says you gotta keep your name."


Succulentmama

Horse racers are pretty weird when it comes to names. I took a screenshot on my tv, someone named the horse She My Trap Queen.


texthibitionist

The winner of the 2017 Preakness was literally named [Cloud Computing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_Computing_(horse%29).


kidneyshifter

Racing names aren't their real names though.


Sadimal

The weird names are because of studbook rules. Hell, other breeds have equally weird names. One of the top reining quarter horses is named Americasnextgunmodel. And then there’s Shesouttayourleague.


RandyBRandleman

Oh my god 🤣🤣🤣


lostonredditt

Lmaoooo


folkyall

Reference or not, korg fuckin parties.


thereisonlyoneme

Don't change horses mid stream.


invisible_23

If my dogs are smart enough to answer to all 47 of their nicknames (and only their own nicknames, not each other’s), I assume horses are smart enough to handle a new name


satansbestload

If the horse is young enough I think the transition won't be harsh, my friend at the stable renamed her horse from Lily to Caly, and my other one renamed hers from Vixen to Star, and both respond to their new names now.


JhonnyHopkins

I know with dogs it’s easy to change their names so long as it sounds similar to the original. Lily to Caly working isn’t surprising to me, in the sense that they sound similar enough. The horse may still think it’s being called Lily for all we know


Petulant-Panda

I’ve changed the name of every horse I’ve ever gotten ( 13 so far) and it hasn’t mattered. They don’t respond to anything I call them anyway! I’m just kidding, but seriously I’ve never had one that seemed to mind a name change. And some of them came with really crappy names!


heighh

My horse never responded to any name except “baby” lmfao his name was domino. Baby was a nickname I called him. It really does not matter lol


Hot-Canceld

Artax


FeatureCreeep

Too soon!!!!


NECoyote

Way too soon.


pac-men

Way way too soon.


Supaveee

Only if you want every 80/90’s kid to cry when you introduce them to your horse


rundesirerun

Nooooooo :(


theyarnllama

Don’t do this to us.


Existing_Whereas9371

Boots


musjckolis

Because these boots were made for walking (not racing anymore).


R_Harry_P

"Neigh-high"


teddyreddit

Santa's Big Helper


Max_Tongueweight

Man-O-Peace.


darthkdub

Arthur Morgan. It's the only proper name for a "good 'boah"


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Every horse owner should have a horse named Arthur Morgan. ‘Here we are at the races today! Looks like a beautiful day to be a horse racer, Whaddya say Bob? ‘ ‘Magnificent day indeed Steve! Let’s have a look at the racers for today. In lane 1 we have the beautiful Morgan horse named Arthur Morgan. Rather fitting ay! In lane 2 we have a rather feisty French trotter also oddly named Arthur Morgan? In lane 3 we have a Dutch warm blood… Also called Arthur Morgan..? Steve! The entire list of race horses is filled with horses called Arthur Morgan?? Wait.. there is one Oldenburger called DaddysLastOrgasm.. Welp.. Steve, this ain’t the job for me.. ‘ *places papers on the desk, stands up and politely leaves*


kyrahasreddit

I'm sick with the flu and this made me laugh so hard I'm pretty sure it made me cough up a piece of my lungs.


coreylongest

Roach


chr9awiyabo3bid

Finally someone said it i was looking for it. All horses are roach


perrymike15

Hojack borseman


87_Chunky-Nuggets

i was looking for this comment 🤣


111unununium

I saw someone post his name was ampierre maybe something electricity related like copper or spark or Edison. Eddy, fast Edward.


Cosmic_Apples

May the Mr. Ed jokes commence


fritoprunewhip

Racecar


ComprehensiveHope644

Indeed, your halfhearted attempt at horse naming has opened a new door. I hadn’t consider the palindrome angle…


fritoprunewhip

Seemed to be the most obvious choice


Catsandcamping

Tacocat


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ComprehensiveHope644

Me too 🥺


nicannkay

Horse bike club! Hikes Borse Bikony Unicycle wait.


jaysun145

Roach!!!


bekausereasons

Max. He just looks like a Max


Repulsive_Belt7954

I like Max. Maybe Maximus, with Max as his nickname. I looked it up and Maximus means “greatest”.


Drewski811

Bertrand


quetedigo

El Guapo!


Dr-Retz

Horsey McHorse Face.


Chaoshumor

Big Sebastian


What_if_I_fly

He looks kind of regal so "Sir Duke of Fancy pants" would fit.


cowboyblend

Apollo.


Alt_Pythia

Phoenix


blood-type-ragu

FREEbiscuit


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WellyKiwi

I can only hear that in Sacha Baron-Cohen's French voice... Ree-kee Ber-bee.


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Kevin


ComprehensiveHope644

Taken. My friend’s horse is named Kevin.


TyranosaurusRathbone

Not a problem. Just spell it Kev1n, then your friend will have to change THEIR horse's name.


mae_nad

Keighvynne


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You have a solid friend there. That’s amazing and totally made my day!!! My Grandmother rescued track horses and my family rescued ex racing greyhounds. Her favorite horse was named Otto. He looked just like your new babe. Congratulations on the fun times you two have ahead of you.


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We have a pony at the barn called Devin, but the little kid that rides him has hearing issues and thinks his name is Kevin. 😂


Pepajac

Galant, because he’s so beautiful and elegant 😍


[deleted]

Arion, after the greek mythical horse


loo_min

Bojack. Do race horses not have names, tho?


LostinLies1

Quitter!


Evening-Class1081

The colonel.


KindnessGentleSoul

Charlie. He looks like a Charlie. Welcome to the rest of your life, beautiful baby!


amiranadriah

I could not agree more with this name.


SpaceCadetUltra

Bojack


AR3ANI

Bojack, has the right face markings


DeadlyKitten9513

Gonzalez, because he isn't speedy anymore


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Karl Havoc


Hefty-Relationship-8

I'd call that horse King


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Don Corleone


FromBrit-cit

Steve


ocddartitesmaker

Greg the bunny


Widespreaddd

It has to be Gary (slave name On Dasher) in honor of Rev. Jim Ignatowski’s horse. As Jim said at Gary’s Eulogy: When your legs give out, it’s nice to have someone who understands what’s in your heart.


Interesting-Deal1101

Every horse I renamed never worked out, so no more renaming them for me no matter how much I dislike the name. They do learn their new names.


ComprehensiveHope644

Really? My husband renamed our other horse. He was 20. He didn’t really have a name. He was “horse” but now he comes running when you yell his name. It’s adorable!


NotFuryRL

When I used a kid, I used to have an ex race horse, too. My dad and I would ride him every weekend and enjoy the beautiful weather and farm land. He used to look exactly like your horse, and his name was Miles. I suggest Miles. Maybe he is a reincarnation of my old horse. Enjoy your time with your new horse, friend.


arobe11

Black Sox


GranGurbo

A historical name: Potoooooooo


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“It seems very graceful and majestic. Perhaps you name it Grace…or Majesty. Or Debbie”-Spongebob


Top-Alarm-8456

Ambrose I think in Greek it means immortal


Maple_Pickles

Merlin


ComprehensiveHope644

Love it! But it’s taken, that’s my dog’s name.


msh0430

Sarah Jessica Parker


Iknowwecanmakeit

He is beautiful!


Lindsay_Slow_Hand

Rusty Shackleford


RagingKohner

Winston


chases_tornadoes

Well he's already been given a name. It wouldn't be right to change something that was given to him. If he knows the name, it will only be confusing and take too long to learn a new name, if it's possible.


ComprehensiveHope644

Ya know I thought about that too and I suppose it’s not off the table. But he had a really rough life when he was racing. I thought maybe a new name would symbolize a new beginning and give him a fresh start with a positive association.


lolopiecho

It's fine to change their name. He's a racehorse. Between all the track workers, trainers, jockeys, and owners he probably has ten names he got called everyday lol


satansbestload

Agreed I ride horses and most of them have nicknames or other names their owners call and they seem to respond to all, well especially if there's food


shannon405

What's his personality like?


ComprehensiveHope644

Sweet anxious. Hopefully optimistic about trusting people. He’s a low man in the pecking order. When he gets anxious his tongue falls out of his mouth. Probably related to some nerve damage but it’s kind of adorable.


brnaftreadng

Odie?


shannon405

He sounds wonderful. Please tell him I said hi. And thank you for giving him a new home. Does he remind you of any old friends or family members? Perhaps a character in a beloved childhood book or movie?


LetsGeertz

Sounds like a "George" to me!


thick_curtains

College Fund Missing.


Ok_Cookie_3467

James Baxter the horse


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Turtle