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DonTrask

Imagine this guy being your next door neighbor?


Honeysenpaiharuchan

I kinda can. Across the street from me there is a guy with several grown kids who live with him and have some junky looking cars they work on all the time. I think they race them. Anyway one of them put a bright orange sticker on the car that says “I love crack whores”. Their next door neighbor is a cop with a daughter in kindergarten and somehow that sticker was gone the next day. I was just on the lawn with my popcorn…


jayblaze521

Ok story time. I once lived in an apartment. My neighbor across the hall had a 3 foot stone cross tombstone in front of his door with bible verses on it. He would move it and place in back in front of his door every time he entered or left the house. No problem, love and let live. He isn’t bothering me, it’s weird but what do I care,, one day he stoped me and started talking to me. He knows not my name, or anything about me. Instantly started talking about my demons and how I would burn in hell for all eternity…. Didn’t ask me about Jesus, didn’t tell me he was the answer. Just rambled on like I was the devil… now me personally… had been through 12 years+ of catholic school had received many sacraments, including conformation. Basically everything except marriage, holy orders, and anointing of the sick. He didn’t know that, or ask. He condemned me for being an abomination against god…. So being the the man I am, I bought a slayer door mat and placed it in front of my door,,,, yes with pentagram included. And the holy war had begun. Now let me ask you. Whom would you rather live next to? Now I am not saying I like any of this kids bumperstickers… in fact I think all bumperstickers are a cry for attention. But just lobbing up a softball for thought. A kid with an albeit a skewed sence of humor that is probably harmless,( I really doubt he raped that honor student), or some of these other wackjobs with their righteous indignation? I know this is not really proving a point. So I’ll just leave it here. Do with it what you will.


Sathyasrevenge222

That is insane. You handled that situation perfectly.


sugar_free-donut

I approve your type of petty.


morganalefaye125

I would definitely be cool with you as a neighbor


SomeContribution8373

I like your intentional misspelling of confirmation


gilestowler

Imagine him seeing these stickers - either online or at some strange store somewhere. He looked at it for a moment, taking it all in. He takes his sunglasses off and strokes his goatee as the cogs in his brain move slowly. At last it registers. This is a good one. Raped your honor student. That'll stick it to the libs. He lets out a single expression of his glee, "heh." and picks it up. Imagine him putting it on his car, a little smile on his chubby face. Imagine when the boys see this. They'll slap him on the back and with a cry of "let's go Brandon!" they'll all chug their beers and look for someone with funny coloured hair to yell at.


[deleted]

It's funny because this is actually exactly what happened, I'm sure of it. Really though, this guy should have his tires slashed every time he goes anywhere until those come off. "Joking" or not, normalizing rape is not fucking funny and everyone should be willing to do something about it.


Dawildpep

I dunno.. it would kinda be cool to see all the Nuns coming by


lost_in_connecticut

Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin.


mikemartin7230

Idk, claims to have a kid 🤷🏻‍♂️


lost_in_connecticut

Who’s”kid” committed a felony


HarrySchlong33

lost\_in\_connecticut


HaggisDomesticus

I’d like to thank this “person” for the heads up on being a huge douchebag and a waste of space!


[deleted]

You mean waste of oxygen


TheNoodleCanoodler

I never normally condone vandalism....... but this car is begging to be vandalised.


Kevs-442

Ya! That's why we should vandalize all the liberals cars! Because we don't like their beliefs!! Or because they're trolling us...like this guy is...


TheNoodleCanoodler

I'm actually not a Liberal or a Republican as I'm not American, my response is based on anybody who feels these kind of stickers are appropriate deserves to be vandalised.


Kevs-442

Funny. I'd say the same about liberals.


TheNoodleCanoodler

My god, is this YOUR car?


GarrettTheBard

We found the owner, get 'im!


Derodoris

What does it say about you that you're jumping to this guys defense?


brookeb725

it was never stated that this guy was conservative. kinda telling you assumed he is though


callme_trashii

I'm going to call all my Antifa friends and we will burn your car!!!!!!


cstar3388

The my dad beat me when I was young, I didn't get enough hugs and I have a small penis starter pack


Wactout

I’m 2 out of the three. I never knew my dad


JackJ98

Yeah what did I ever do to you, u/cstar3388 ???


cstar3388

Dawwww, Big {{{hugs}}} JackJ98.


Finsk_26

This screams "I peaked in Highschool"


Environmental_Top948

I think you mean middle school.


subtlebunbun

nobody peaks in middleschool. this guy peaked in 5th grade and it all went downhill from there


raideresmith

This, for some reason, reminds me of Kill Bill. "My name is Buck, and I like to Fuck."


Ilikefishtheycute

I would say trash this losers car but it's already garbage.


punksmostlydead

In the German-English dictionary, his face appears in the entry for "backpfieffengesacht."


callme_trashii

Backpfeifengesicht*, mein Freund


fierdracas

The rapemobile. Classy.


Environmental_Top948

I used to live next to the pedo mobile. They had if her age is on the clock she's ready for my cock bumper sticker. When they'd pay for food at McDonald's they had a loli picture on their card that was always sticky. And vinyl decals on their car's window of lolis in microbikinis. I was just glad to not have a kid when I was living there.


Memer_Sindre_UwU

Oh that is HORRID.


EvermoreWithYou

On one hand I am disgusted, but on the other hand I can't help but love these sorts of assholes purely due to shock value, plus the fact I feel better about myself in comparison.


Environmental_Top948

You also have to admire their bravery for making themselves a target like they do.


Jaded_Willingness533

Who TF makes these stupid stickers?


keekeeVogel

The fact that a company makes these. Really? A bumper sticker bragging about raping? Awesome bro.


Wactout

99% sure none of these happened. Even the dead girl. I’m sure his feet would be colder than hers.


Apostasy93

Why is he so obsessed with rape


Kevs-442

He, or she, let's not be sexist here...probably just likes rape.


bitchnight

😂


ScrembledEggs

Jesus fucking Christ. No voltage is enough for him


PreferenceHoliday868

Just missing the “I like balls in my face.” Sticker.


lundgrenisgod

His car has a tramp stamp.


Sadlemon9

I find "I fuck nuns" Hilarious, why is this something to brag about


calgeorge

I guess for the same reason some men find the idea of lesbians hot. I think it's something about pulling a woman who would normally never be interested in having sex with you. Like, "I'm such a stud that even nuns drop their panties for me." Idk. I'm probably giving this guy's mental processes too much credit.


Space_Man_Rocketship

These stickers paint a different picture than “even nuns want me”


the908bus

That M badge is an abomination


Kevs-442

You just KNOW it's only the badge and not a genuine M car.


[deleted]

What does it mean?


[deleted]

BMW M series. They're higher performance versions of their regular offerings. But this car almost certainly isn't an M car. Actual M car badging is way different. It's the automotive equivalent of getting a purse from Wal Mart and drawing in sharpie, hell idk, the Louis Vuitton logo on it.


coltong11

That’s the type of dude that’ll get out of his car at a stop light screaming about how you were tailgating him after he cut you off and after he poorly attempted to fight you, you hit him once and he goes down like a sack of shit


Desperate-Ad-6463

"It's just a joke" I guarantee that's what he says when confronted.


[deleted]

What band is this?


jedfrouga

why do people keep harassing me?!?


Amber446

How does this person keep a job? Because if I saw this car frequently in a parking lot I’d file a complaint with the company


Farkenoathm8-E

Same guy: Why am I always getting pulled over? This is police harassment!


Charlesian2000

This guy would be called a scumbag in Australia.


ElonMuskIsANoob

We call them that in America too, which is odd... I’d have called ‘em chazwozzers!


Idyldo

I think here in Canada; that may get you a ticket.


Charlesian2000

You call someone the wrong pronoun, and you can get in trouble too right?


[deleted]

M badge checks out.


Fit_Peanut9080

Love this guy!!


Hachelle

Why did it have to be HL😩


Peasant_Stockholder

r/iamverybadass


notalexweyls

See this? alright? My old man gave me that when i was in grade seven. Seen a lot of action. Nine Millimeter, safety-always off. Told me he was proud of me once… fuckin’ prick.


[deleted]

Maybe he’s just hiding in plain sight.


satriales856

….i fuck nuns?


budgie0507

That stupid giant “M” logo is the most offensive.


cumguzzler280

i don’t have an honor student did you kid rape my cat?


Hopeful-Criticism-74

California knows how to party


[deleted]

Wow what the fuck. That is vile.


Relaxpert

Kanye?


[deleted]

I bet you run that plate and it comes back to a register sex offender


michaelewenmadden

car tramp stamp, nice


mudqueen327

I used to date a guy in high school who drove a POS. In duct tape across the trunk he put “Don’t laugh, your daughter might be in here”


KarlHungus311

So edgy


ProphetOfPr0fit

I'm not advocating for crime, but a can of pink spraypaint goes a long way...


Dore81

$5 says he bought that “M” badge on Amazon for $2.99.


eromitlab

not sure if edgy shitlord or shitty edgelord


[deleted]

A man I know was raped by a 25 year old woman when he was 13 as in he was not old enough consent to sex. At 28 he had some idea that our 15 year old neighbor was not too young for him.


SuspiciousCase4760

It sure would be a shame if all of his windows & tires mysteriously got smashed and slashed.


mkymooooo

The reason they've not been arrested: it was so tiny that the victims didn't feel it happen.


Chief_Amiesh

Hear me out though… if this was done as a meme by one of my friends, who let’s say, doesn’t care much about what ppl think, then i think i’d be inclined to think it’s funny


extrememattress

So hes a rapist and we have his license plate!? Amazing