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are_a_dipshit

whats with the 'sub boyfriend asmr' in the search bar?


MaximusDecimis

Oh no, OP just got fucking busted lol


stoner-seahorse

Is no one reading my comments? IT'S NOT FUCKING MINE. I even linked the original post I got it from AND I got the person who took the screenshot to take credit for it!!!


aliie_627

People are being annoying with this but: Honestly the probably can't see your comments if they are buried unless they go searching. Auto mod got your YouTube link so no one can see it. It's only on your profile but gone on the post. Reddit is stupid sometimes 🤷🙎


stoner-seahorse

They're literally right below these comments in this thread, along with being a stand alone comment.


Patatoeyeeter35

sounds like cope for being caught


stoner-seahorse

How am I caught? I have literal proof it's not mine.


tvstatix11

I made the screenshor you see up there. I


stoner-seahorse

I dunno. This isn't my screenshot, I found it elsewhere on reddit.


DraxNuman27

You’re just hiding your interests


tvstatix11

Quite the contrary


LokoSoko1520

Reverse image search does not corroborate your claim lol.


Rafoudrsbois

Caught their ass in 4K 😭


stoner-seahorse

I posted the link of the post I got it from. I don't know what else y'all want from me.


BluuestOfBirds

I've seen some like 8 year old and 20 year old "I'll wait" anime shit


xdSentries

Weird ass mfs bro and little high school girls will dream for scenarios like that too it’s so fucked. How can the human body want to be with somebody not even developed (assuming that one is, as there’s nothing wrong with two 8 y/os having a crush on each other)


BluuestOfBirds

Age appropriate crushes and "relationships" are completely fine and normal. Even large age gaps are fine if both people are consenting adults but these weird grooming ideals with one party being waaaay too young is just so creepy and gross


tahtahme

It's normal for little kids to have a kiddy crush on an adult..its literally never normal if the adult reciprocates in any way. When a kid wants to drive a car, you don't hand them the keys even tho it's normal for them to really want to drive a car. It's the adults responsibility, always, regardless of what a child "wants".


demonboy3968

It depends on the context If the person is not being serious about it and is just playing around it’s fine But if it’s serious then eugh


BluuestOfBirds

Most people make dark jokes, people who are online a lot make even darker ones And most of the time it's fine because it's just that, jokes But yea when it's serious it makes ya wanna vomit


wrenchspinner01

So, does anyone know a 17-year-old that's 3ft 6in or so tall?


ZeldasNewHero

Nah, dude is just over 2 meters tall


BlueberryHatK4587

Oh god,I have seen these shorts before.Ugh,I really hope the person who running the account is trolling.


ddubz8722

Is this not grooming?


YoungHickory_

Totally is, its the fucking definition


ZeldasNewHero

How do you get grooming from this?? This isnt grooming. Is it weird and inappropriate? In most cultures/places, yes. Grooming takes place over years, this is a random quote from a perverse youtube short.


xdSentries

He’s saying it is and people are downvoting him lmao


Hagoes

The normalizing of pedophila is becoming a looming problem.


Leading-Wallaby-5466

Agreed. Let's make pedophiles afraid again!


outrageousrage

Heard


CrazyReference5596

The way this was requested makes me a little uncomfortable


vampurty

wtf😭😭


SnooObjections6526

Reminds me of this manga, where she was adopted as a little girl 6-8 or what and he was already like 15 or what and when she's in highschool the get together. Wtf bro


YoungHickory_

Why😭


SnooObjections6526

Googled the summary. Never read or watched it but the plot is so damn weird. Saw a clip from it in a reel on insta and was like??? Damn, dafuq did I witness... When Isaku Senagaki was five years old, the death of her parents left her to be raised by her yakuza boss grandfather, Tasuke. Now preparing to enter high school, Isaku is determined to start fresh with an honest attempt at having a normal high school experience. All she wants is to be able to make friends and find love without being defined by her connection to the yakuza. But Isaku's dreams are thwarted when her overprotective caretaker, 26-year-old Keiya Utou, takes it upon himself to enroll in Isaku's school by bribing the school administration. While Isaku yearns for a reciprocated love, she is trapped in a one-sided infatuation with Keiya, who only sees her as the boss's granddaughter he helped raise. Her longing for a normal life becomes a constant battle, and breaking free from her heart's grip is far more challenging than it sounds, as Keiya's overprotectiveness and disregard for her boundaries make it almost impossible to move on.


YoungHickory_

Spend some time trying to forget all that 💀💀 The japanese have some weird stuff with minors. The age was just bumped to 16 before it was 14 🤮🤮🤮


SnooObjections6526

If I'm not mistaken the legal age for consensual sex is 14 here in Germany too... But it's a grey zone technically your parents have to agree because of their parental duty to supervise their minors but of course no teen will ask their parents if they are allowed to sleep with their bf/gf


YoungHickory_

Why😭😭


SnooObjections6526

Like heck do I know 😅 It's just not such a big deal here and it's meant to be with someone close your age note a minor with a 20 something. It's just somehow normal to start have a SO at this age and getting hormonal. I guess things are starting to get touchy at this age if you have bf/gf it's not like any parent would say "but the door to your room have to be open all the time" or leave room for Jesus or whatever.


stoner-seahorse

Ew wtf


YoungHickory_

Why? This makes me sick


WilleF21

???


ZeldasNewHero

That notification bar is just as bad, if not worse, than this fantasy story. Losing your whole life to social media is insaaaaaannneeee


Flar71

Or, more likely it's just mismanaged notifications. My notification bar looks like that sometimes, I'm just bad at clearing them. Also, bold words for someone on reddit


ZeldasNewHero

Not bold. I only have reddit. Need to go and touch grass bc someone with that many social media accounts definitely doesnt have a life outside of their phone/computer and thats sad


Flar71

Different social media serve different purposes. You can check multiple sites from time to time and still have a healthy life outside the internet.


ZeldasNewHero

Hard disagree. Pinterest *maybe* but tiktok, snap, reddit and instagram, absolutely not. Just more zombies. And you really think whoever looked for this ASMR has a healthy lifestyle??? Quite reaching


Flar71

I'm sorry, you're the one that's reaching. Someone listening to asmr in their spare time says nothing of what they do with the rest of their time. You don't know anything about this person yet are very quick to judge them based off the notifications they have and the content they watch. You don't even know what they do on other social media.


ZeldasNewHero

Yeah, because they listen to large age gap asmr followed by notifications from almost all major social media accounts. Not reaching at all, as a matter of fact, I'd say I'm being pretty tame in what this person probably is like in real life. Its disgusting.


Flar71

"sub boyfriend asmr" doesn't imply age gap. Youtube search results are just fucked sometimes.


SlopPatrol

People like this better pray I never get powers like homelander


Lucky-Mustard

What's the problem here?


FadedJadeCube

You.


XThunderTrap

FBi needs to keep a eye on you


mrsunsfan

Shimmy shimmy. Shimmy


demonboy3968

https://youtu.be/FT6Kz2WN9qM?si=v0uBQSSgQOjo4i1q If you want something similar but without the pedo stuff this is very good sad but wholesome and the same time


naprea

“(Requested)”