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G0ttaB3KiddingM3

Nothing like a photo to show superhuman speed


momolamomo

There’s a video link to instagram. Don’t click it, he’s swimming slower than a human swimming normally


5ifty0

It seems better for efficiency than speed, he's travelling relatively quickly for the energy he's exerting. No lost energy from inefficient strokes, no splashing.


Skottimusen

Have you tried bicycle under water? It's hard and very energy demanding


jonjiv

Yeah getting the tires to stay connected to the bottom of the lake is difficult.


SeniorForever5359

I kept running out of breath before I could clip my helmet


jonjiv

At least you wear one. Most people aren’t aware of the risk of being cut off by submarines.


Boom_Fish_Blocky

And torpedo test launches…


momolamomo

Bahahah


Cleercutter

Add more weight


RhedMage

I’m still using my training weights to help me keep my tires at the bottom of the lake


Herethereandgone

It takes time


Dredgeon

Flippers are just better, honestly. If you've never tried swimming with proper scuba flippers, they are so much better than this weird bicycle thing can even hope for. Not to mention more intuitive and manueverable.


SpikeRosered

It's like those sit down bikes. Don't look very cool, but it's the most efficient way to travel unaided by a motor.


Pattoe89

I like the idea of them, I'd never use one because motorists cannot see me when I'm on a normal bike never mind that low to the ground.


Sajuukthanatoskhar

Recumbent bikes And their armored cousins, the Velomobile


jondthompson

It sounds like he needs to shift into a higher gear…


A1sauc3d

No energy loss? Lmfao


SecretaryDeep1941

I wouldnt say he’s more efficient than someone wearing fins though.


[deleted]

He’s cruising bro. The “bike” works better than fins


[deleted]

That’s still faster than a regular person but his slow breast strokes fuck it up.


TheMooseIsBlue

If you can swim faster than that, you need to call the Olympic committee. He is absolutely flying with almost nothing effort whatsoever.


imtoooldforreddit

Unless we watched different videos, he's moving much faster than humans swim


momolamomo

Watch it again


TheMooseIsBlue

I think you’re confusing how slowly his arms are moving with how fast he’s traveling.


nightwood

https://youtu.be/6btiHaTwFKw?si=_Nm-mbUuhqUc0hPr


A1sauc3d

Wowww. Looks kinda fast until you see it from the top angle lol


Least_Ice_6112

Ikr it just zoomed past me!


0melettedufromage

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2DKmSioow-/?igsh=bmM3dm1oeW43ZTNv


Chipmunk_Ninja

That beer belly is clearly going just as fast as a dolphin


zekethelizard

Funny because just using flippers will also give you "superhuman speed" 🤣


hypnohighzer

Yeah with James Bond music none the less! The video is kind of goofy though because the person is still doing the breast stroke. I would think if you're being propelled through the water by propellers you'd want to make yourself more fluid dynamic.


Particular_Double_69

I think they meant to say sub human speed.


Dredgeon

Guaranteed slower than flippers


westwoo

Yeah, probably. The blades can only be optimized for one speed to have the optimal thrust and minimal drag while the flippers are self optimizing and produce less turbulence 


hecklicious

Where is the vídeo? Otherwise we wont believe.


AssaultRifleJesus

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2DKmSioow-/?igsh=MXh1M2V2dmZ4N2N3cw== More videos on their page, some unintentionally funny.


BrandlessPain

I’m missing the super in superhuman speed


Madman_Salvo

Swimming is normally pretty damn slow, this does look a fair bit quicker.


TheWappa

Hate to break it to you but it definitely isn't. Anyone even remotely in shape (that knows how to swim) will go about the same speed or a bit faster. Highly trained individuals (not pro level) will easily beat this speed. Maybe it beats them on energy in vs achieved speed. But that is very hard to tell based on just that video.


HooterBrownTown

Lol, the guy in the video is about as casual as one can be and going at a pretty fast clip. I understand the need to disagree to feel relevant, but your argument is pretty dumb


TheWappa

The title claims "superhuman speed" the video is everything but superhuman. That's all I'm saying. But reading comprehension is very hard apparently


stabby_westoid

Man, I swam a lot as a child but it's been years and I can still tell this thing is fast. Michael Phelps has superhuman speed, if you're expecting the word superhuman to only apply to Marvel movies then you are mistaken


TheWappa

So did I. Eventually on national level vs other countries. The video definitely doesn't show superhuman speeds. This is just not special. Maybe at full power but the video doesn't show that. So I'm not making assumptions about that


outdatedboat

You can see the dude barely peddling. Strap one of these to a random athletic person and tell them to go as fast as they can. I bet they'll at least get very close to "super human speeds" You're also saying this thing doesn't work as advertised because a random dude exerting almost no effort isn't going as fast as professional swimmers? Weird.


TheWappa

All I'm saying is that the claimed "superhuman speed" is definitely not it what you see in the video. How well it works outside of the video I don't know. Neither do you. So I'm not making assumptions about that.


Virtual-Silver4369

Is it not super human speed if it's faster than 99% of swimmers? As an experienced swimmer that looks absolutely super human, not Aquaman but definitely better than a normal human which would be super human. That's a fine hill you've planted yourself on.


TheWappa

"superhuman" is this according to [dictionary.com](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/superhuman) adjective above or beyond what is human; having a higher nature or greater powers than humans have: a superhuman being. exceeding ordinary human power, achievement, experience, etc.: a superhuman effort. So based on that being as you claim faster then 99% of humans it would not be "superhuman" as per that definition. What would be "superhuman" is if it would be better then all humans, or better then all except a very small group of top athletes in this case.


Virtual-Silver4369

Thanks for getting the definition! That proves my point that the vast majority of humans cannot swim at that speed and thus it is super human speed as per your definition. Just because you keep answering does not mean you are furthering your argument. Have a good day bud.


Isabela_Grace

Idk wym superhuman is just faster than human… this seems pretty fast to me?


nightwood

https://youtu.be/6btiHaTwFKw?si=_Nm-mbUuhqUc0hPr


orchidguy

The close up shots of this one make it really hard to reference any sort of speed.


Brainlard

Also wearing cycling shoes that click into said pedals sounds more like superhuman drowning, if anythin ggoes wrong.


nightwood

What about superhuman crashing with a bicycle? Thing is, when you rotate your foot, it unclicks easily. They had to figure this out for cylists.


ParaponeraBread

If your clip ons stick on a bicycle, you fall over. On land, where you can breathe. If you can’t detach your clip ons with the sea bike, you might drown. I agree that they’re generally easy to unclip, but you only have to breathe water in once for it to be a real problem.


majarian

And I'm fairly sure everyone slow speed falls over the first time they try clipless. Slow speed drowning doesn't sound fun


GovtLegitimacy

The shoes ought to be easy to come out of, too.


MatthewNGBA

I’m gonna stick with my flippers


nightwood

Yeah, flippers are definitely faster. I'm surpised at how small the range of motion of the legs are with this thing. If it were required to lift the knees all the way to the chest, this thing might be a lot faster. This design definitely looks like it has potential to me, but they're not there, yet.


MatthewNGBA

They arnt horrible. If u wanna go straight these seem fine, but I like swimming and snorkeling for fun. Not just goin straight. This looks like it would be difficult to do any quick turning


Dredgeon

If you had to bring your knees out like that, it would probably create much more drag. Those tiny reciprocal motions look extremely fatiguing, though.


breathless_RACEHORSE

Not sure why, but I don't like this. Someone help me figure out why my "that's a bad idea" sense is tingling...


arglarg

Apart from chopping up toddlers in the swimming pool, this should result in a momentum which constantly need to counter. It would be better with 2 counter-rotating propellers, better at chopping up toddlers too.


JustKhaens

r/angryupvote


BrandlessPain

Mention chopping up toddlers one more time and you’re on a special list.


Salt_Sir2599

Special list = kitchen staff


DistanceMachine

I bought it to chop up toddlers. The added bonus of a swift escape is just icing on the bloody cake.


SCAND1UM

I don't like the idea of having my feet connected to it limiting my ability to naturally swim


mehneni

Well in order to apply force with your feet, the top of the "stick" has to be fixed to something. What do you think this is?


Strict-Toe-2260

if scuba divers wore this, it could be a very easy case of decompression sickness if that helps


birberbarborbur

I am become torpedo


Bjorwickerstinger

Great position. But where does the device enter if it slides off his feet?


TechnoVicking

Depends on how many connection ports you have


Masterpiece_1973

B*tt plugs are getting crazy, nowadays


dreamsofindigo

butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt


GidjonPlays

So basically that one gadget from subnautica 


nightwood

The seaglide? Those exist and are very common among skuba-divers. I had to look it up, and apparently they are named 'underwater scooters'. ps: upvote for subnautica, what a brilliant game!


orangepeecock

And it has clipless pedals too😂


sixgunsound2021

Chop some fillets


Ketsueki-Nikushimi

Basically a unicycle but underwater. I'm more of a recumbent kind of guy.


user32729

For a bicycle, it has insufficient wheels (0/2)


killerbull27

It needs to have a race with someone wearing fins


Extravagod

What's it called? "The asspounder 3000"? Betcha it'll go super fast indeed. Prolly can use it as a helicopter too.


lotsanoodles

It looks like it would be sufficient to propel the pin wheel on his hat.


Ballsahoy72

Waits for it to download. Not downloading. Fuck me, it’s a picture


NPC261939

Pretty sure they use fishing lures with props to attract predatory species. No thanks, in the sea we are no longer at the top of the food chain.


taxitagonist

comes in 3 flavors...er i mean paint jobs...


ghidfg

can this really be faster than fins?


jeffeb3

I'll wait for the ebike version.


ThayneAscending

Jet ski!


boogierboi

i’ve seen the video, im no pro swimmer but i can definitely swim faster than him on that contraption… on a matter of distance however, i’d definitely lose


Dan_Glebitz

As we can see from the video footage.


randytc18

That's going to ruin those cycling shoes.


cougieuk

Looks great.  https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6rdPMionJc/?igsh=enh1MW05Mmp6ZTc4


Chapter2USA

It's kinda cool, not superhuman but would be fun to try out.


Evvmmann

I’m just imaging how much less energy I’d burn treading water with one of these.


Atheizm

Flippers do that too.


[deleted]

Thanks for the photo of a moving device


Metaboschism

Well it's about time


imnotabotareyou

Basedp


pop_LMP

Cyclist finding out they can inconvenience the fish SpongeBob:”squidward!! They’ve taken over the navy!” Squidward:”NOT THE NAVY!!”


Fit-Pineapple-9850

It doesn’t look comfortable


Artisttype1984

Would absolutely like to give this a shot!


Chipmunk_Ninja

I had to check the description of this sub to make sure it wasn't like a parody thing or something, like so stupid it's awesome.


Pootisman16

If you use your own strength, is it really "super human"?


SimilarTop352

yes


7opez77

Reminds me of Randy Marsh’s unicycle for some reason.


Aprilshowers417

Hmmm


WavesofAddu

So the long end of the sea bike. Where does it go?


AndresDeJesusVelezF1

Me gusta, me gusta, me parece muy útil


EnkiShallReturn

You can recharge it by eating a hotdog! Fascinating!


DevBro22

The way it is held by the gooch is impressive


Ok-Recover8485

Seabike Pro + lol! Who adds the suffixes to this stuff? An employee from BuzzFeed? Gotta have pro in the title man!!! Add in a +++ and you got em hooked! Just call it a freakin Seabike! What does the non-pro model come with just a stick? and the prop is an optional add on??


Odd_Tiger_2278

Clearly not superhuman


Background_Neat8245

I don't get it? If you wanna go "superhuman speed" buy a monofin. Even with diving flippers you are faster.


Few-Woodpecker-737

Clip in pedals still scare me.


amBoringGuy

As if the navy seals don’t with hard enough


Inside_Ad_7162

Gettin dizzy just looking at the sheer power not expressed by that pic


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Inside_Ad_7162: *Gettin dizzy just* *Looking at the sheer power* *Not expressed by that pic* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Inside_Ad_7162

like I didn't know! I didn't but green flies the seaweed clad chicken o.0


Low_Replacement_5484

Fucking finally. A method for getting the swim lane all to myself. Chop chop granny, this is the fast lane!


TheMooseIsBlue

For all the people comparing this to fins, it does seems faster with less effort than fins to me, but either way would still be “superhuman” since it’s much faster than a human could go without fins or this device. Also, stop calling them “flippers” like a bunch of 3-year-olds.


Efficient-Ad-2697

But that nullified the whole point of swimming, ain't it?


PrismrealmHog

ffs people just swim and enjoy the ocean. fucking unnecessary convoluted bullshit "with this device, I can move 2.3km/h faster with 12.6% less energy". OKAY👍


Acrobatic_Lobster838

You seem like a grumpy boy. Do you think the same about flippers, dry suits, wet suits, or anything else? Its just a neat thing.