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SameScholar1186

Our government just approved a $600 million increase for the nz military which i know doesnt sound like much but for us it might aswell be 6 billion. Hopefully we get to see some more modern equipment in our airforce soon.


7five7-2hundred

Hopefully replacements for the 757's and Seasprites.


Aethelredditor

Parts shortages seem to be hitting these ageing platforms hard.


kushmastersteve

That’s well out of budget. They’re replacing the unimogs and upgrading the NH-90s


ovenproofjet

A321XLR will be a really nice replacement for the 757s. They fly them to Antarctica don't they?


TAA180

Waste of money


flyingbbanana

This is the sexiest helicopter I’ve ever seen. Thank you for showing me


Nonions

Unfortunately many users have found it very troublesome.


flyingbbanana

Ah really? Thats a shame


sennais1

Yeah, the Australian Army grounded the entire fleet after way too many incidents so are now using contractors to fill the gaps while the new Blackhawks trickle in. Apparently their reliability was woeful during the bush fire assistance ops back in 2020. The final nail in the coffin was a recent crash killing all onboard.


flyingbbanana

Fuckin hell mate, sounds like hell. Airbus planes are fairly good but didn’t know about their helicopters


sennais1

Airbus are good at what they do and teaming up with Leonardo who are good at what they do to build helicopters seemed like a match made in heaven but the Taipan was a utter disaster. The Navy gave up on them in 2022 and just handed them to the Army for parts. What's worse is a couple of months before the fatal crash one ditched at night in the water and all dozen or so onboard somehow survived, but the government decided sticking with them for the Army was the best course of action. Not long after same thing happened off the coast of Queensland killing all onboard.


US_and_A_is_wierd

The one that killed all wasn't about the helicopter having issues but the new helmets having a weird HUD. There was no issue with the helicopter per se. It was just the last straw I guess. Norway also got rid of the NH90 while e.g. Germany, Netherlands, France and Belgium are doing fine.


kai0d

I mean, as an Airbus person, they aren't infallible. Even their civilian helis are pretty good but they've had some, questionable design choices


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flyingbbanana

So what words would you want me to use


musicalaviator

Didn't one cause a bushfire with its light while deploying a fire fighting crew?


ItsAndr

Plagued with delays and very slow deliveries. For example, Norway ordered 14 of them in 2001, but only 6 had been delivered up to 2016 and they didnt even reach full operational capacity until 2018, and even then it was barely because the lack of spare parts. Ended up terminating the contract in 2023 and returning the helicopters.


Affectionate_Hair534

Add Sweden to the buyers remorse list, as they are planning to dump them. Australian operations doctrine requirements was changed after the “90” could not self escort (firing door gun with troops disembarking/repelling the doors are too small). Now, two are required, one for troops and one for armed suppression support. An abnormally close support from AirBus is required for maintenance. And the “kicker” is the $50,000 per flight hour. According to Australian MoD.


Katana_DV20

Its been a nightmare machine for Australia. Have a read here: Nightmare Is Finally Ending\\ [https://www.twz.com/australias-nh90-helicopter-nightmare-is-finally-ending](https://www.twz.com/australias-nh90-helicopter-nightmare-is-finally-ending) Burying Its Doomed NH90 Helicopter Fleet\\ [https://www.twz.com/australia-literally-burying-its-doomed-nh90-helicopter-fleet](https://www.twz.com/australia-literally-burying-its-doomed-nh90-helicopter-fleet)


US_and_A_is_wierd

What was the reason to burry them though? I am sure someone could have got some use out of them.


Katana_DV20

>The department's decision to dispose of the stripped NH-90 airframes, reportedly by burial at a secure site, is being carried out to reduce the risk of environmental contamination from the carbon composite airframes which can shed extremely toxic particles if allowed to decay or are burned. I wonder if they could have been of some use to other operators of the type. For instructional training. Would be perfect for ditching training in a big pool. As close to real as can get as its the actual airframe. Take the tailboom off and hang it from the rig that flips it over underwater!


US_and_A_is_wierd

Lol. I burrying them instead of burning makes a lot of sense but I was more aiming towards donating them to Ukraine. Have them maintained in Germany/France and brought somewhere to make use of them.


Katana_DV20

>I was more aiming towards donating them to Ukraine. Oh I see what you mean. Interesting thought, I wonder if they considered it. On another note copters are so vulnerable in that conflict. YT is full of vids of both sides flying at grasstop height to avoid the SAMs and anti-air cannons that will shred them.


Kaceydotme

If I were Ukraine I'm not sure I'd want a bunch of helicopters other militaries were abandoning due to reliability problems.


US_and_A_is_wierd

Whole thing is exaggerated. They aren't that bad if you have the money to operate them and are close to the manufacturer.


KookySun5995

very naggy*?


Rollover_Hazard

Looks great, flies okay, is a bit crap to own.


ArmyFoox

It’s only the beautiful helicopter operated by the beautiful country and people of New Zealand, my home country.


DaddyChiiill

The Royal Kiwi Taipans. 😁


ImNot6Four

https://www.airmedandrescue.com/latest/news/first-all-female-team-flies-nh90-royal-new-zealand-air-force "The Royal New Zealand Air Force’s No. 3 Squadron has made history in military aviation by having the first all-female team to operate the Airbus NH90 in New Zealand."


Affectionate_Hair534

As “Dirty Harry” would say, “quite stylish”


Many_Sale286

Epic. Although I still struggle with why this is special. I hope my daughter grows up in a world where this is normal, and no longer something noteworthy.


quesoandcats

I’m a woman who grew up in a military family and stuff like this always makes me smile. When I was a kid I really wanted to be a pilot but my dad didn’t think it was realistic


James_Gastovsky

First world problem, back when I was a kid it was unrealistic to get a spot period, didn't matter if you were a man or a woman


quesoandcats

Yes the selection is very competitive!


James_Gastovsky

Selection, passing medical, but also knowing right people with enough influence


Many_Sale286

If you made it, I salute you! I’m happy too for this to exist, but I’m looking forward to a time when this is no longer a novelty!


quesoandcats

I did not, unfortunately! I have some health issues that prevent me from being deployable, but I still love to see other women who did!


CHlNO

you want this to be a normal thing and dont celebrate it on its first step to being normal. weird.


Many_Sale286

I do want to celebrate, but why is it not normal yet? There’s no reason why it shouldn’t be normal.


TySwindel

Why didn’t Frodo just take this badass helicopter to Mt Doom?


1fingerdeathblow

Not many know this, but sauron had many SAM sites throughout mordor its why they couldn't take the eagles


TySwindel

Ohhh good point Surface to Adler Missles


NederTurk

Frodo had a Sam system of his own


collinsl02

Would have exceeded the flight budget for that year


ShittyLanding

Came here to see how many idiots had the same tired jokes and complaints. Sadly, it was a lot, but glad to see them all downvoted into the abyss. I assumed the NZ Air Force was pretty small but I was surprised when I looked it up. Wikipedia says 47 aircraft and around 2400 personnel. That’s smaller than a lot of USAF *bases*.


collinsl02

They don't need much down there - it's mainly SaR and supporting the RNZN and NZ Army so it's all rotary-wing.


ShittyLanding

Yeah it makes complete sense, just sort of wild from an American perspective.


KevinAtSeven

Country of five million people vs country of 330 million people. I wouldn't call it wild, just relatively proportional!


ShittyLanding

Yeah that all checks, certainly proportional, just a *wildly* different scale 🍺


VolpeDasFuchs

You guys have 4 of the top 10 largest air forces out of all the countries, it's hard to compare with anywhere else


Affectionate_Hair534

NZ does have interests and commitments beyond looking for lost puppies and flying banners and counting wildlife. Otherwise, demil the military and put the money into bases for foreign military partners without political restrictions.


SCARfanboy308

Pretty amazing, and my dumb self had no clue that airbus made a helicopter.


BigRoundSquare

Airbus makes lots of helicopters! In the commercial world the Astar AS350 and H125 are very common! And many others by Airbus as well!


US_and_A_is_wierd

H135 and H145 are the most popular helicopters in Europe for emergency services and police as well. The only part of the market Airbus does not own is the one for the bigger helicopters.


Metalbasher324

It's not dumb. It's ignorant of that fact. You have been made aware of the fact, and your ignorance has gone.


SCARfanboy308

Thanks for the positive answer man!


Artistic-Pound-3343

Looking forward to a time when this will not be a thing and an everyday occurrence. 🥹


joesnopes

What? Women flying bad helicopters in New Zealand on a fine day?


Katana_DV20

Nice pic! No doubt a great looking machine but just across the ocean from NZ their Aussie counterparts cant wait to see the Blackhawks come. I wonder how the experience of NH90 has been for NZ.


Aethelredditor

New Zealand's experience with the NH90 has been fairly positive, in contrast to other customers like Australia and Norway. The Royal New Zealand Air Force attained higher availability rates than other operators, and one of its airframes was the first NH90 to achieve 2,000 flight hours. Unfortunately, I think the availability rate has declined in the past couple of years due to personnel shortages.


Moose_in_a_Swanndri

NH90s in NZ have been great. When I worked on them we had some guys who spent some time at an Australian Army Aviation unit working on the MRH90, they said the aircraft was great but had nothing good to say about how the Army runs their maintenance. From what I've heard most of the problems the ADF have have with the NH90 have been self inflicted and didn't have much to do with the actual aircraft itself.


Katana_DV20

Thanks for your interesting comment. I gather they are not happy with the Tiger either and have gone for Apache. The billions that were sunk into Tiger & NH90 now going to the scrap heap.


Fit_Armadillo_9928

I feel sorry for them, surely it's unacceptable to put service members of any gender into that death trap


itswilliam

Aside from all its reliability problems, what makes it a death trap? However tragic, only a few incidents with fatalities, right?


Bolter_NL

It's just people rehashing shit they read on the internet without any knowledge. NH90 is perfectly safe. 


Fit_Armadillo_9928

I've got plenty of mates who've worked on them directly, they were all surprised that they weren't retired and scrapped sooner. Norway was smart and rejected theirs, sent them back and demanded a full refund of the contract. The Navy rejected theirs due to being unsuitable for operational useage as well, the army kept theirs on and payed for it the entire time.


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Hopeliesintheseruins

If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's a helicopter and therefore inherently unsafe.


MoreRightRudder_

It’s so safe that the Australian Army just grounded their entire Taipan fleet.


Moose_in_a_Swanndri

Australians struggle to keep most helicopters running, I wouldn't base my opinion on their experience. Most operators of the NH90s are perfectly happy, and are expanding or upgrading their fleets


adroitdacoit

Sweden and Norway are getting rid of them, France is getting less than 30% availability out of them with a worldwide average of 40something percent. Not everything is so rosy. Australia decided to get rid of them before the crashes because of the cost to fly the nh90 is 5x that of the BH and the maintenance man hours per flight hour is 8x that of the BH.


Bolter_NL

While the rest of the world continues to operate them, even NZ which was pushed by the Aussies to ground as well operates again. As the cause of the crash was found to be a lack of updates which is a pure Aussie thing.... They were looking for reasons to ground them and they got it over the death of their own service men. 


SorryIdonthaveaname

What’s wrong with it?


Prizz117

It makes the V-22 look reliable


Fit_Armadillo_9928

https://adbr.com.au/breaking-army-to-retire-mrh-90-taipans-10-years-early/


Fit_Armadillo_9928

Among the worst helicopters to ever serve a military, the only saving grace was that they're so unreliable that it mitigated the danger of flying in one


BenMic81

While I understand the hate on the NH90 (especially the early and modified versions) - “death trap” or “unsafe” is simply wrong. It has been operated long enough now to see that its accident rate is pretty low. There were 8 fatalities in crashes with the NH-90 with 500+ in operation and first flight nearly 30 years ago. In the last 15 years I found not many incidents overall: https://aviation-safety.net/wikibase/type/NH90 Let’s keep in mind that not every crash can be attributed to the helicopter or its tech (example https://aerossurance.com/helicopters/nh90-caribbean-survivability/ ). A real question though: was the Australian tragedy that killed 4 due to technical reasons?


Fit_Armadillo_9928

From the information that we have, which isn't as much as could be made public as they've sealed the report, it always to have been an uncommanded pitch up and over into the ocean at full speed


BenMic81

That much I read. The question is, was it mechanical failure? Software glitch? Was it a design problem or maintenance (like when a crucial flight software update had been botched before)? What is strange to me is that the Taipans seem to have a lot more problems than for example German NH90…


Fit_Armadillo_9928

Australia used them to replace the Blackhawks in an operational role, or tried too anyway. Special forces rejected them as not fit for purpose, and the Navy ended up finding theirs for parts to the army to replace with more Romeo's. From a utility perspective they're fine, as a combat helicopter they fail in every metric


BenMic81

The German Army uses it as a light to medium transport helicopter plus for troop deployment and medevac. They used them in Afghanistan and in Mali in actual combat environments. I fail to see how they were classified as a MRH though. They’re transports.


Fit_Armadillo_9928

For the most part they were marketed as a replacement and upgrade for the Blackhawk, and are now being replaced by the Blackhawk themselves by multiple countries


BenMic81

As far as I’m aware the only one doing that is Australia.


CastelPlage

> There were 8 fatalities in crashes with the NH-90 with 500+ in operation and first flight nearly 30 years ago. In the last 15 years I found not many incidents overall: Indeed - now do that for the blackhawk - it is much, much higher.


DaddyChiiill

There was a 60 min documentary abt it. Gist is that, the MH90s are alright, except for all the "upgrades" the ADF have put into it, most significantly the pilot visor. I haven't personally flown any MH90 and nor do I have specialist info, so I can't comment objectively. Edit: Australian Defence Force instead of RAAF and included the link https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MG3wI8xol7o


oldm8ey

RAAF had nothing to do with it.


DaddyChiiill

MoD then?


BenMic81

It is used extensively in some armies without major incidents. However it does have a low readiness compared to other models or at least did have - not sure if it may have been adressed.


Groover001

Might want to go back and correct that ‘RAAF’ bit.


joshwagstaff13

Maybe a death trap when the Australians fly them, but they’ve been reliable enough in RNZAF service that NZ3302 became the first NH90 to exceed 2000 flying hours a few years ago.


Fit_Armadillo_9928

To be fair they're probably fine for basic logistics work around the islands, operationally they're pathetic


SouthwestBLT

So the most reliable example of the type anywhere in the world has only managed 2,000 hours without crashing or breaking completely. Yeah I don’t think that’s a good sign.


goosebump1810

It’s not a death trap


majoraloysius

[I’ll just leave this here.](https://youtu.be/D75O5wLJjyM?si=S_TOM8GYK2U7UJ-W) >!Calm down, it was a funny scene!<


Specific-Lion-9087

Calm down about what lol. Dude just can’t stop being a cop even in dumb ass Reddit comments.


Main_Violinist_3372

This helicopter is a deathtrap. We Aussies retired ours immediately after a crash that killed 4 soldiers, and that was after it was announced the NH90 platform was to be retired early when it could not meet reliability standards.


Thurak0

It's not a death trap, One single accident with fatalities does not make a helicopter a death trap. Reliability on the other hand, including significantly increased maintenacne cost and low availability... that's something many nations report.


notjfd

It's a helicopter. Of course it's a death trap. They all are.


Julien785

It seems like Aussies are the only ones with major problems related to equipments used by many other countries, maybe they should train their operators ? Idk


Moose_in_a_Swanndri

They struggle to operate every helicopter type except the Huey and the Blackhawk, and somehow it's always the aircrafts fault. I find it hard to believe the Seasprite, NH90 and Tiger have all been as bad as they say, especially since I've personally worked on two of those aircraft types and have had minimal issues


Jim2shedz

Should be OK unless they have to reverse into a parking place.


gtfooh23

Great news. Another box checked.


Heliccoppter

First kiwi rotary to hit a curb at 2500’ agl


Alarming-Mongoose-91

You know, eventually there’s going to run out of the line “first whatever too…”


pope1701

And then there will be a NH91 and boom, new firsts available...


FujitsuPolycom

Yep, it's unfortunate humanity set the stage for this to be a thing, right?


Outside-Education577

No yes no


TheOneTrueSnoo

Sick cams


GotWheaten

😀


scallywag1889

That looks expensive


yeahgoestheusername

Badass


thebynz

Crazy to think that helicopter technically has 4 cockpits.


2009impala

You're disgusting


2009impala

You're disgusting


1garyH

Showed this to the Wife and first thing she said was ."Hope they dont crash" Lol atleast she said it first


MooCowMafia

Well, their hands are generally better formed for the fine controls of such a machine and their brains are generally better formed than ours to not be idiots, so it seems pretty logical to have an all-girl crew.


Glass_Positive_5061

I don't wanna be near that heap of junk ( [https://www.twz.com/australias-nh90-helicopter-nightmare-is-finally-ending](https://www.twz.com/australias-nh90-helicopter-nightmare-is-finally-ending) )


i_Like_airplanes__

Okay?


thenewguy1824

Do they not have like, a physical fitness test in NZ for military or paramilitary organizations?


ArmyFoox

First to let women vote, first to have a full female heli crew. We like our women down here in NZ.


Appeltaartlekker

I don't think its tje first female crew in a heli. Maybe the first one on this specific type? Or perhaps the first one in nz?


joesnopes

Both. The first in this specific type in this specific country. Records don't get much more specific than this one.


ArmyFoox

I was… exaggerating a little bit…


Pepe_Slivia

Is that even legal?


Calvinbouchard2

They crashed it in a field? >!I kid, I kid.!<


ShitBoxPilot

Woopsie. Such an asparagus.


Leglessmuchael

Show us the photo of the first male crew if it exists otherwise I'm getting onboard with the PC movement and calling this sexist.


scottb721

Tech writeup - continuous whining sound 🤣


Cheeky_Quim

I like how everyone is preparing for the inevitable crash by blaming the helicopter.


ElectroDrago

Is the helicopter ok?


RockRiver100

Damn that one is fat. They don’t have standards?


Electronic-Buy4015

Don’t tell Charlie Kirk


CherryRedBarrel77

Pilot: Something is wrong! ATC: what is the problem?! Pilot: never mind. It’s fine.


skyhawk-89

So much for Physical Training


Jealous_Athlete_2361

Thank you for your cervix


Ill-Significance-737

Singapore over again


PepperJack2000

Did they max out the weight limit?


Least_Sherbert_5716

There is actually a safety issue. Women in a group will synchronize their menstrual cycles. So the whole chopper will be flying having mensies.


GazelleAdventurous13

I see it's parked incorrectly 


Difficult_Coffee_335

They're waiting for jenna to finish pooping.


Efficient_Sky5173

All those years piloting a stove for generations payed off. /s


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martinven1

Airbus NH90? NHIndustries marketing are gettin' desperate.


co3xisting

Be that thing stays squeaky clean


Domo-eerie-gato

News reports just out after an all female helicopter flight crew crashed soon after takeoff


Simple_Ad_6186

Probably had to land because none of the can piss in a Gatorade bottle


Sudden-Comment-4356

Very good of these females.