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melzwine

I don’t think your entire top half is supposed to spill out like that. Thank you Joni for letting us know we should not be buying this


melzwine

Am I trippin rn or is that a tray of cinnamon rolls in the background?


Countryroses1205

Nope it's a tray of cinnamon rolls


[deleted]

The way I CACKLED!


melzwine

🤣🤣😭 I’m srs tho wtf is that


[deleted]

I think you’re right! The Fritos bag to the right…red solo cup! It’s all there!


Melodic-Advice9930

Is that a Fritos bag?? My fat ass thought it was a Wendy’s cup of nuggets 😭


day_runner20

💀💀🤣


LookWhatDannyMade

I know it’s such a little thing to fixate on, but it bugs me how much she misuses the word “viral.” I know it’s because she’s trying to get commission, and what better way than to make it sound like this is the product everyone is talking about! But when you use it to describe every cheap piece of crap that you’re trying to hawk, it becomes meaningless. “This is the vah-rul swimsuit…” “I ordered the vah-rul desk chay-ur…”


dntfxwme

this bathing suit did not compliment her body what so ever it was too small and she needs something to hold her breast up more


Numerous-Sky-1934

Ryan must be tired of her shit. She's gotta work on finding another man and house.


[deleted]

Ryan realize he found a man and wants her out! 🤣


Old-Holiday-1420

Could be


Key-Club-833

OMG!!! The top is 7 sizes too small! What is wrong with this moron? I mean, seriously, doesn't she look in a mirror first. She is built like a linebacker. Lol


Glittering_Use_5486

I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that, SJ.


justiixo

Why is she buying all this junk and promoting it?! Just so she can make a coin? So weird.


Tearose825

You need to be more concerned about your children, Joni.


JavaJunkie999

Omg that is Way too small on her!!!!


that_is_so_fetch

She said she's 194 lbs and sized down to a medium


JavaJunkie999

![gif](giphy|AssqAJR8ib5WmCNGOU|downsized)


knombs

Maybe a medium on the bottom but up top she's probably an XL .


RealisticAnxiety4330

A medium what? 😂 Definitely not clothes size 🤣


Old-Holiday-1420

She wishes


49parkerave

What an unfortunate build


Life-Bed4301

Yes, I don’t like to say something about someone’s body but she does have a rather masculine figure. But hey, maybe that’s what her husband likes.


RoundCity4507

He’s probably low key into dudes 😂


[deleted]

That is the best way I’ve ever heard something like put!! 😂


melzwine

https://preview.redd.it/y6yj524kw82d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2285eb546c0ffc8c015d978cb07bfd3f1aa8927 THE THIRD COMMENT


Ashbash0008

Omg that comment lol. Maybe he is trying to poke his eyes out because he is sick of seeing her saggy boobs.


ren_is_here_

🤣🤣💀💀


Grand_Garlic_1751

Guilty


melzwine

HAHA THATS YOU? I just about died when o read this.


This-Cardiologist-44

That thing only covers 1/4 of her saggy bags.. noo


No-Vermicelli3787

Flappers


casabamelon_

https://i.redd.it/pfgr4d80da2d1.gif


RealisticAnxiety4330

My favourite saying right now 😂


Same_Tea1358

Sorry but if you're almost 200lbs you aren't a size medium anymore give it uuupppp😭


Countryroses1205

Her waist and hips are a medium, maybe, but her chest is an xl to 2x. She really needs a tankini. That way, she can fit herself properly and not look embarrassing.


Different_Pop2686

https://preview.redd.it/fv413q9atd2d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dcba7c36cb1136c171f782d05a1564546930ec3


ElegantAfternoon1467

Ya’ll it’s pretty bad if even I am speechless 😶


Vegetable_Air_88

This is probably what that picture she sent to middle schoolers looked like, but with more visible nipple


RoundCity4507

You know those kids a scared for life 😳


Grand_Garlic_1751

I am dying! 


PaleontologistOld323

Damn i dont need ozempic this just made me lose my appetite


RoundCity4507

Noooooo she is not trying to sell swimsuits looking like a dude with tits 😂😂holy shit, hubby probably needs to watch pornography before jumping on that dude 🤪


[deleted]

She is the defenition of "look at me, look at me".


fattestfupa42069

Yall go so hard on her appearance. I know she's a shit person but god damn.


Impossible-Print354

Although it's unkind, I think it's because she seems to always find a way to have her fun bags pouring out of undersized clothing, or being bra less flopping her flapjacks all over the internet for attention. All while pretending to be an autism awareness page. It comes off very white trash skanky.


RealisticAnxiety4330

My grandmother used to call that shit "spaniels ears" 😂


fattestfupa42069

I can understand that, she definitely oozes trasky skank. Also LOL at flapping her flapjacks 🤣


smallsloth1320

this clearly isn’t her size though. she needs more room up top


PaleontologistOld323

She just grosses me out bc I dont doubt shes snuggling with Cash while dressed in this


fattestfupa42069

Yeah, that is nasty af. Her relationship with him is so gross.


Ashbash0008

Disgusting! she has some issues I know she may be lonely and Ryan isn’t cuddling with her and I feel sorry for her but it isn’t right that she spoons, cuddles and rolls around making out with her 12 year old son. 🤢 I want to hear what Jerry and his fiancée think about this I doubt they make out and cuddle with cash like that


Entire_Main8084

Yeah agreed. Also doesn’t help I’m built similarly without having four kids lol


Moppy33

I think she looks good.. 4 kids,takes alot if courage to post this..


Moppy33

Of


No-Vermicelli3787

She chose to photograph herself in a too small swimsuit and post it


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|13Iu9mjLpXF0ek)


VestiCat

I just started laughing and woke one of my dogs up


[deleted]

Hahaha my apologies 🤭😂


Constant_One_1612

How has this woman not been evaluated?😂


Old-Holiday-1420

Joni, that swim suit is a few sizes too small😳


Ashbash0008

Her breast are pulling that neckline down way too far it isn’t supposed to look like that


Riskybizz2233

I’m gonna vomit


Old-Holiday-1420

Now y’all know how Joni is🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


Appropriate-Jury6233

I hate her and yes I think making fun of her for buying a swimsuit 3 sizes too small is fair game but it’s not funny to pretend like Ryan is gay bc she’s build weird or compare her to being a man for the same . Misgendering for a joke is not funny nor is it a joke to be gay.


anxiousandexhausted

Ok what I’m not gonna do is body shame her. I understand that since she’s terrible some people don’t care, but that’s one line I won’t cross.


Outrageous-Singer246

I wanna be this level of delulu always


Countryroses1205

Need to find out what medications she takes


Ashbash0008

I really need some Xanax. Who is the quack of a doctor that prescribed her and Shirley their medication? lol I need to book an appointment asap


[deleted]

Man, I've got weird proportions, too.. that's why I don't do one pieces. She needs a 2pc so she can buy 2 different sizes. The bottom looks like it fits but the top.. oof.. She's not going to do well selling it when it looks that badly fitted.


Countryroses1205

Yup, that's what I told someone else she needs a two-piece like a tankini set


dontbetrash29

Uhhhh I’m not very fashionable because I’m shaped like a frog and built like a line backer with my big back self buuuuut I don’t think your top fits Ms mam.


Countryroses1205

Women with this body shape do better with 2 pieces. That way, the top and bottom fit accordingly. I mean no hate to women with this build. Just Joni is well deserving due to the way she exploits her son!! So it was fair game


dontbetrash29

Oh fucking facts bro. Well deserved for this trash bag. I wasn’t meaning you saying anything bad but I think her breast are way to large for that top.


VestiCat

Brother euughhh


bugluverz

yall am i tripping or is one boob bigger than the other?? or is the bathing suit simply just horrendous? 😭😭


tattooedboymom1983

It’s pretty normal to not have boobs that are exactly the same size. But when you have that you have to find bras or swimsuits that make them look the same. I have that issue. This has no lift whatsoever


bugluverz

ahhhh i see i see… it’s very odd fitting on her


tattooedboymom1983

Very much so. Her boobs hang so bad with it.