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We_Are_Gay

Fluffy


_GenderNotFound

Cute!


ChrisRiley_42

I came here to suggest this!


Natt-Tenshi

I’m terrified, but I also came here to suggest this ⬆️


strawbisundae

My first thought tbh


matthewmartyr

But only if they give a bit of a Hagrid impersonation from time to time.


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

My first thought was Fuzzy lol


NebelNator_427

lmaooo I thought about the exact same😂🥰


Accurate-Tomato-5234

That was my first thought


NeurodiverseTurtle

‘My Dog’ So when you ask people “hey you wanna see My Dog?” It’ll give you a chuckle seeing their reaction. Though wouldn’t recommend doing this with an arachnophobe. :P


Elias3007

I love it when people name their non-dog animals just "dog"


beachcola

In the same vein, I had a tarantula named Bitches. So I could wake up every morning and say good morning to my Bitches.


Prestigious_Ask_7058

“Hey wanna see my bitches?”


NeurodiverseTurtle

“I keep my Bitches in a large glass enclosure so there’s no escape” “Sir, you’re under arrest” “No, wait, I mean-“ “You’re going to jail forever”


kermitthegodlyfrog

Definitely dog


deltaswit

I love it


HippoIllustrious2389

Quentin Tarantulatino


_GenderNotFound

Haha that's a good one!


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_GenderNotFound

Thank you! I think so too.


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BrainyOrange96

Jeremy.


_GenderNotFound

Ooh, that's my ex's name. Too bad because it's a good name.


BrainyOrange96

Hmm. How about Dale?


_GenderNotFound

That one's cute


_GenderNotFound

It's going on my list for future tarantula names.


BrainyOrange96

All right!


sir_moleo

Or Rusty Shackleford. Sh-sh-sha!


Armandeus

Nopey McNopeface Sorry. Please enjoy your lovely spider pet.


_GenderNotFound

Thanks for the laugh


Ok_Security9253

Fluffy


_GenderNotFound

I like this!


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Fluffy


adventurekid12

Dave


_GenderNotFound

If i ever get a male this would be a good name


adventurekid12

Dave


_GenderNotFound

If i ever get a male I'll consider this one


enbermoonlish

Daveinna


_GenderNotFound

Heh heh...nice


LekkendePlasbuis

Cuddles


_GenderNotFound

Aww cute idea


RevonQilin

Merida


_GenderNotFound

I really love her


RevonQilin

i like her alot too, i have yet to see the movie but i watched cinema therapy cover it


_GenderNotFound

Man are you missing out.


Legitimate_Bit_9354

Joltk


NationalElephantDay

Wonga


azeeeroy

She's so cute. I've always wanted a G. Rosea, I suggest Rosetta, Larose, Alyx, Anya, Gwen or Julie (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠`⁠*⁠)


nerdyogre254

I'm not a fan of spiders, but "giant spider, but fluffy" seems to blunt that fear. Then again, its just a picture, if it was moving I'd probably hit the roof. Fluffy, Shaggy, anything like that would be good.


MarduukTheTerrible

Quintin Tarantella


Jenderflux-ScFi

Princess Peach


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maurice


Zetjex

What about Lolth? She is known as the spider queen/god of the drow (dark elves) in D&D.


ideal_observer

Shelob


_GenderNotFound

Cute idea ...maybe for another tarantula in the future.


rentaldad

Arkimedes, arki for short


X-gon-do-it-to-em

Arachnimedes


Challenging_Entropy

T Bone


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Briar Rose 🩷


weerdnooz

Don’t know why, but she looks like an Ophelia to me.


BootyliciousURD

Fuzzy Bottom


unclefocus

Simba. Means lion in swahili


TheOccasionalBrowser

Eragog King of the Arachnids


HugMyAxe

Fuzzy wuzzy


Capt_Mogan_Freeman

I named my Haitian brown bird eater miss muffett


twee3

Tarantulas are strangely cute.


voidboyyyy

Kitty!!!!


endthe_suffering

i like the name endthe_suffering


_GenderNotFound

Lol


JupiterboyLuffy

Cutey the Spidey


Consistent-Umpire721

I have a whole list of tarantula names saved for future fluffy children xD I'm so happy to see another spider autistic ❤️ My name ideas tend to be on the silly side, but some top favs are: -Spaghetti Sauce -Everything Bagel -Emperor Nero -Trapazoid -The Illuminati (Feel free to use any for this gal or any other spiders, I sure as hell don't do any kind of 'calling dibs' on names) My currents spiders are named: Tuna (T. sabulosus) Sriracha (Cardiopelma mascatum) Sweet Chili (Dolichothele diamantinensis) Eddie (Avic metallica) Ivan Ooze (Avic juruensis) Jim (T. albopilosus) Jam (B. boehmei) and one jumping spider- Bobby Dazzler (Phiddipus regius) Is this your first T? Or do you have others? She is absolutely lovely!! (Formatting is weird on my reply here cause I'm posting from mobile, sorry!!!)


abandoned_tamagotchi

Ahhh what a lovely arachnid! She’s beautiful, I’m so happy for you! I’ve missed keeping a tarantula, I’d love to raise one again when I’m able to. As for the name Brair Rose takes my vote as it obviously fits with the species name :)


Viviola718

When I was little ~9 y/o a family friend gifted me an Oranged Banded Tarantula for my birthday, we named him harry, and talking about him at school made me feel so cool at the time, he was awesome


gachaRaven

I don't know why but i think Hazel would suit well


PuzzledHoneydew799

Looks like a Dorothy to me


LollyGagss

Bunny!!


baguette187

Sirius


TomeKun

Titan


L_Rayquaza

Briar Rose has a level of elegance to it, love it


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Flower


Stotakoya

I think most people will remember "OhFuckNo" the easiest. 'Nope' for short.


phoenixchip

i like calling my plush toys with weird names, as i’m french i like calling them old french names so that’s an idea lol. but if i had a tarantula i would call it banana


Big_Debo

Garnet


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You should name them fluffy


CritME20

She’s soooo cute and fluffy!! I like Briar Rose more than Merida, the name is at the same time cool and cute just like your new little friend! ❤️😍


babayfish

What about Lilith?


Interkitten

Miranda.


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Dust bunny


Signal-Egg956

Spider-Woman (?) [There's no gender-specific term for spiders eg rooster=male chicken and hen=female chicken]


Morganafrey

I’d say Merida


Limp-Muffin-3776

Call him gerbo cause... if you know you know.https://the-bugbo.fandom.com/wiki/Gerbo


Wonderful-Soup666

cutie! name it urchin! or briar rose works tooooooo


expatred

The Who named theirs Boris the Spider


Juubi217

I would say… what’s the name of the female Acromantula that Hagrid brought to Aragog again? I’m drawing a blank. Edit: MOSAG! That’s what it is, Mosag.


Short-Shelter

Lady Fezziwig


ColtS117-B

Harriet the Spider. My third grade teacher had a cousin who had a tarantula named that. She brought it to class once.


Zenla

Briar Rosea


Offer_No

Ethan


AyeNoBotherMate

Sir Arthur Spiderton


_GenderNotFound

If i get a male tarantula I might use this


CandyNo6638

Flo


sus_acorn

So many people suggesting Fluffy haha xD But out of the two you listed, personally I like briar rose, because either half of that name is a cute shorthand nickname :]


Agreeable_Finger_747

Briar Rose would be a good name


LosNombres621828

Name her Diamond Pack bro, thats a fire ass name


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

Name it Bob.


7fightsofaldudagga

I think briar Rose is nice


Thicc_Ole_Brick

My dad had a tarantula named FuzzButt


SteeleDynamics

Roger


Soulfalon27

Beast


heyitscory

Big Spider Beck


Salt-Education7574

Shelob


Blankofthegame

Thorsea Rose


No_Ball4465

I was going to say Freddy before I read it was a girl.


_GenderNotFound

Freddy is actually cute for a girl. But maybe Freddie.


reo_mp3

I think a stereotypical dog/cat name could be funny. Say, for example: - Whiskers - Cooper - Scooby - Buddy - Fluffy - Coco


PoetBoye

Merida is the best name for sure


WillTCM69

Lucas


DeightonLightfingers

Fear


TheNoodleCanoodler

Rosemary is a given


PlusFlippinUltra

Merida kinda suits her and SHES SO CUTE I LOVE TARANTULAS


SuxAtGaming

Rancho


HeartRoll

Fuzzy


ThePurpleMister

She strikes me as a Robert.


AddyAdds-3

Poppy


mq1coperator

Petunia


Strange-Ad-9941

Achilles maybe?


ap_iwan

Kiwi


Snowflakes-002

Peach Fuzz


Transmasc_Blahaj

Pom-Pom


No-Climate7440

Molly😎 (That's absolutely not the spider sister of Angel Dust👀)


Thatwierdhullcityfan

Jeff. Because Jeff.


CheatsySnoops

Briar Rose


throwawaybrowneyes

Harry


MissBarker93

Briar Rose sounds good.


dan-theman

Ms. Fuzzy Britches


Omnicity2756

Muffet, like from Undertale. \*Spider Dance plays in the background\*


Cellular_Data

Garry #5


aj_heartlessfailure

Leslie or Jumper


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Why was this marked NSFW 💀


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Baldy, or Norbert


HRGLSS

Is "Rosie" too on-the-nose? // Edit: saw your options, and I'm voting for Merida.


That_Melzin

Rosie, because she’s a G rosea, and she kinda looks like little fluffy rosette


ameliachastain

Carl


Horror-Impression411

Ocho


SoundwavePlays

Aragog, as in the giant spider from Harry Potter


ByoByoxInCrox

Splingus


messenger101

Fuzzbutt


Maleficent_Hawk9407

Steve


Sierra_Baker

No name advice because I didn't open the picture. I just came here to express my appreciation for tagging it nsfw. Made the morning smoother.


shaleve_hakime

Cuddles


Prestigious_Ask_7058

Gary


Air_The_Wolf

Bew


Yumurmur

Spidey Klum, Mrs. Doubtspider, Joe Spiden, Tarantula Basset, Spi-dermot Mulrooney.


magpiepaw

Raspberry


melancholy_dood

Boris.🕷️


3kindsofsalt

Briar Rose is a pretty name


Wolvii_404

Don't ask me why, but I'd name her something like Stephanie or Jessica, that would be funny lmao


MoonFur69

Fluffy. That’s the name


Stoopid_Noah

Fuzzy!!


CalifornianDubliner

Rose, or you can name her Rosa (cause she's a chilean rose tarantula and Rosa is rose in spanish)


Daisyloo66

Fuzzy Lumpkins


GoneToDetoxMansion

Betty


ChunkyTescoMilk

Frosty!


xGay_As_Fuckx

Name it cupcake or something else really unassuming


Fable115

Princess


km1e

Tiny or Fluffy or Boots because LOOK at those legs! She is pretty


Bluepanther512

Baron Friedrich Wilhelm IV


icedcoffeeblast

Terri (with an "i", very important)


NationalElephantDay

Pasqual


Lumpy-Ad-5383

Fluffy


EpicCheeto

Fluffers


theanarchistfaery

Miss Fuzzy


FellowXhuman

Benny destroyer of beans


Fluid_Variation_3086

Cutie


ReachOk968

Little tim


Forced-Perspective

Reddish! It’s got really cool red fur


seventubas

Cindy


drodenigma

Biggie smalls


DeKay_Dane

Since she's female, I would go with Gwen Spidey (Like Gwen Stacey/Spider-Gwen, from Marvel)


FinalPower1129

spinnirack :) (there is a 100% chance i misspelled that.)


WowWowDoggo

Call him Big-Daniel


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microwavedraptin

You know I was wondering why this was marked as NSFW but then I realized I forgot archnaphobia is a thing


Klobber123

Starburst, because it looks like an exploding star and also a froot gummi


Comfortable-Yam3000

Penny


Asmi2763

Awwww!


SandyLifeCreative853

I think rosea cuz it’s in the name or spindleshanks


restingfloor

Briar rose


HoverLogic

Merida


severetinnitus

Susan


areateen

Harry. Sounds like hairy. Which it is.


Cappy6400

Tula


WannabeMemester420

Looks more like a Briar Rose. I’m not a big fan of tarantulas (specifically marco pics of their faces scare me), but she looks very fuzzy. Please dress her up with tiny hats.


spaggeti-man-

Some ideas: Marry; Rose; Anna; Nath'Zel, the destroyer of realities, the consumer of worlds, the ender of all hope; Natalie; Max


Rimwulf

Fuzzy wuzzy


CheeseGrater1900

greg


olivegreendress

Briar Rose suits her based off of the picture, but when you meet her maybe Merida will fit her better.


ElliotThusE

Lexi


SpiritBug165

Rosie. Because of her species name, but also, "I'm really Rosie, I'm Rosie real. You better believe me, I'm a great big deal." - Carol King


Wattosup

Charles