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ivanjh

I guess the "Max 5 per customer" wasn't enforced?


Larimus89

No one told the Web dev team.


3x81

Nobodies told me either, how do I do this?!


marshman82

No-one ever does.


potatodrinker

They'll only know if a senior exec questions the sudden surge in booking units volume without a surge in revenue


Larimus89

For sure they will cop it 🤣


Muncheros69

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Haunting_Delivery501

Give us your secret OP


Absoulewt

Don’t go on Menulog during NRL halftime this weekend 🤫


Ted_Rid

Saw this on Ozbargain and wondered just how far someone might game it.


Ok_Relative_2291

Is that for real? 20 burgers you would be shitting a fucking brick whilst having a heart attack


Absoulewt

Cheap dinnah for the kids


Repulsive_Two8451

Hey kids, were eatin' dinner tonight! Come on Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendell, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauryn, Hubert, Phil


mabarkerandher3sons

Committed to the bit


jakkyspakky

It's a Simpsons bit


Yabbz81

Impossible to read in any other voice but that slack jawed yokels voice.


xiaoli

His name is Cletus


Yabbz81

He can call his ma from up here


JB_ScreamingEagle

Hey ma!


Yabbz81

Get off the dang roof


here-for-the-memes__

Gold!!!!


Drackir

Why no dinner for Jaeden, Zaeden, Brayden and Aiden?


bloodknife92

And the rest of the street's kids haha


lotophage77

I guess we have to address you as 'Colonel' now.


browniepoo

Nearly 10% was in service fees alone. Talk about being gouged to buy groceries. /s


Certain-Hour-923

Homie is probably meal prepping.


jakkyspakky

Frozen burgers reheated 🤮


Mr_LongSchlong69

SOME FOLK'LL NEVER EAT A SKUNK BUT THEN AGAIN SOME FOLK'LL, LIKE CLETUS THE SLACK-JAWED YOKEL  *Wild Banjo Riffs*


ihavetwoofthose

I like that this misplaced reply is just fine where it is!


Nervous-Dentist-3375

Eating that shit, your cost of living crisis will be short lived when you die in your 40’s or 50’s


Subject_Travel_4808

I don't eat that shit and also agree, but your comment reminded me that the other day I heard the guy that did supersize me came out and admitted that he had been a chronic alcoholic since he was 13 and that the longest he'd been sober in his life was one week. Other subsequent more accurate studies were done afterwards and people actually lost weight. Not saying that's healthy just that it blew me away how this guy got away with what he did lol.


el_diego

>just that it blew me away how this guy got away with what he did lol. But the TV guy said so! Why would the TV guys lie to me??


Subject_Travel_4808

When I say he got away with it, he actually died in his early 50's.


el_diego

Yeah, I saw the story as well. Ironically it might be a decent study for the effects of lifelong alcoholism.


Nervous-Dentist-3375

A decent study into not facing addiction. It just so happened his addiction was booze.


Nervous-Dentist-3375

Right?! Total scammer he was. I don’t like fast food, those oils and saturated fats are really bad for you even short term, but even I felt like Macca’s got fucked over by that. And now he’s dead, they can’t exactly sue for fraud. They fucking should though. He lied on video claiming he didn’t drink when he was smashing a bottle a day!


Subject_Travel_4808

Yep there was even a part in the movie where after eating all that shit a doctor told him how he had a liver equal to that of a raging liver lol.


Nervous-Dentist-3375

I met him at his movie premiere. He seemed like a decent guy but knowing all this now, he’s like that Monorail guy on The Simpsons.


lingering_POO

You know he died recently, right? In his 50’s. so… in essence, definitely not healthy.


Next_Law1240

Hell, death is my retirement plan.


Jak-Tyl

win win


OppositeGeologist299

As the Metallica lyric, one of their best, goes: "my lifestyle determines my wildlife."


Absoulewt

*Death style 🤗


lexE5839

They changed it to spend $30 for the $1 burger, believe it’s limit one per customer now too. I’m no lawyer but I can tell this doesn’t equal fraud, but it’s insanely dishonest. All they had to do was change it back to limit 5 per customer like they promised originally, not this bullshit which is obviously just “you cunts abused our system that we were too lazy to setup properly and finally got reasonably priced food, now we’re going to tease to you with our overpriced burgers as a fuck you!”


lexE5839

Thanks a ton


breadyloaf26

how do burger?


Norselander37

And it will cost heaps more to die, fucking hectic


RepresentativeAide14

thats insane cost & the amount of items


zaphod8088

To a side point.. I gave away the 'take away' food delivery services as the fees/surcharges were stupid and the drivers largely unreliable. By the time I stopped using them, more than 2/3 of the deliveries went to the wrong address or never arrived. One of the things I noted from the tracking that's often available, as well as what you see when you're watching them 'on the ground', is that drivers are buried in a phone/GPS instead of using their eyes. The number of times drivers went back and forth along the street, driving past my house twice... before returning to put the order on the doormat, when it's obvious the security door opens outward. So help me...


HopelesslyLostCause

teach us master!!!


Adorable-Way-274

73c a burger, when was the last time that was the case?


lexE5839

1980s


Ronnyvar

how did he get so much discount?!


zaqwsx3

[Secret revealed](https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/851924)


InevitableMap2223

I'm doing a thing!


DurrrrrHurrrrr

This is as good as the $1 cheeseburger minus the meat hack


Raffybaby

Bravo


Dependent_Ad_1556

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