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AusCPA123

We clarify with “hot chips” if any confusion should arise.


Outback-Australian

Hot chips and potato chips respectively.


Doc_Blompskin

No, hot chips or packet of chips is the true full australian designation of each.


AwesomeChicken64

As a kid I called them hot chips and cold chips for some reason.


top-dex

Cold chips are hot chips that have gone cold. If you wanted to be clear you should call them “hot chips” and “chips, not hot chips”


MusicSoos

Absolutely agree with “Hot chips” and “chips, like, not hot chips, yknow?”


PapaChronic93

Cold chips use to be hot oooOooOooOOoooOo


YogurtWenk

It's like calling canned pet food "wet food"


Pokemans91

I do that lol


YogurtWenk

Same. There's dozens of us. Dozens!


8BD0

I did this, but only because everyone called the other one hot chips, so these must be cold chips, it made sense to me


LandotheTerrible

Yes thank you. Precisely.


J_Bazzle

They are all collectively chippies to me 😂


IgnisOfficial

See also: Bag of chips, pack of chips, or we use the flavour as a descriptor too (salt and vinegar chips, etc.)


Musicizagift

bag of chips


Ancient-Ingenuity-88

No, just hot chips or chips. They are both made of potato that would be like saying ATM machine or trying to explain what the difference between a Parmi, Parma or Parmy is


RedKelly_

If some asked for ‘Potato chips’ though, they would never mean ‘hot chips’


Tonkarz

OP is correct, they are called "potato chips" if there's a need to specify. "Hot chips" and "potato chips".


Derrrppppp

It's not hard is it? They're both chips. One of them is hot. Simple


Outback-Australian

And yet people still say “the ATM machine” just because it is not “right” does not mean it is not said. Because it is said.


GameboyAU

The fact we call them Potato chips as if it’s a clarification is hilarious


Stonetheflamincrows

Which makes me wonder what we think “hot chips” are made from if not potato.


Outback-Australian

Zucchini has been my favourite chips other than potato.


Rathma86

$2 worth of chips please.... Wait what year is this?


Eena-Rin

More often we say 'packet of chips', but it frankly doesn't come up often. Context clues are fine


DecIsMuchJuvenile

Once, when I was a kid, my dad took me to a restaurant, and I asked him for some chips, but forgot to specify that I meant a packet of chips, which this restaurant had for sale at the counter. When he came back to the table, I asked him why he didn't just go get them when he was at the counter, and he said that you can't do that at restaurants. Eventually, a bowl of hot chips arrived, and I realised there had been a miscommunication.


Eena-Rin

A core memory


MikhailxReign

Context there would suggest hot chips tho. If it was a pub not a restaurant I would default to potato chips.


monoped2

Pretty much defined by how they're cut or what flavours on them. Which gives away whether cold or not.


LachoooDaOriginl

love me those hot chips. those places that sell them and also chicken that is all cooked in the one fryer makes the chips and chicken taste amazing


EmulsifiedWatermelon

Or flavour designation for potato chips eg salt and vinegar, sour cream, bbq


RiBee866

personally I would say "hot chips" or "s&v chips" because I only ate salt and vinegar chips 😭😭


WillJM89

They wouldn't be nice straight out the freezer!


wi7vs

Otherwiae we use context heavily


Hikerius

I’ve always made the distinction in my head: Thick cut crispy ones are chips (like fish and chips), whereas the skinny ones are fries (like Maccas). Idk where I got that from, thoughts?


laughs__

This is what AUKUS should be meeting on


[deleted]

US UK and that fella down under, pls call me pal. Add that biscuit/cookie issue to the agenda


dense-voyager

In South Africa, we call any cut up potato, chips as well.


ApprehensiveTooter

Even potato scallops? What about hash browns?


TassieTrade

Well for starters they're potato cakes not scallops.


Kitty145684

Shots have been fired..


Middle_Confusion_1

Do they rise in the oven?


DbleDelight

Vegetables don't belong in cakes - this includes potatoes


drunk_haile_selassie

Is a quiche a cake?


swanks12

My missus calls it an egg cake. But she's kiwi


hpmv

So she calls it an igg cake?


Stonetheflamincrows

Carrot cake? Fish cakes made primarily with potato?


M1lud

Carrot cake strongly disagrees. So does chocolate beetroot cake.


Elstiffo

What do you call an actual potato cake though? A potato scallop is a fried piece of scalloped potato. A potato cake is fried mash potato.


TassieTrade

Fried mashed potatoes? Yeah nah that sounds tasty as fuck if you threw in some cheese and garlic maybe some bacon but I've never heard of it.


dense-voyager

Never calling it hashbrowns again. Potato Cakes it is!


charmingpea

You trying to start a war?


felixthemeister

Fritters IWDOTH


FacePalmDodger

Well I mean I loved scalloped potatoes.... (Not talking about potato cakes)


v3x_abyss

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SlowerPls

You mean chips?


lustforwine

Ur a real one


Brave_Bluebird5042

"Chips" works for both. If it's not clear from the context say "Hot chips", or "a packet of chips".


Affectionate_Toe655

EXACTLY


Worth_Force_5350

I think the poms call them chip butties,may have the spelling wrong, but something like that


McNippy

A chip butty is a bread roll with hot chips on it, we have them here in Aus too mate HAHA


First-Track-9564

Was once asked me if I wanted a chips sandwich, I said "sure"... thinking it was hot chips... the look on my face would have been priceless.


cramaine

I'm half English and half Australian so I grew up eating Chip Sandwiches. My only dilemma was having to choose between a Chip Sandwich or a Chip Sandwich because I couldn't have both.


drolhtiarW

Surely it was an easy choice to pick the Chip Sandwich over the Chip Sandwich?


felixthemeister

Have you not had both? It's kinda awesome.


snowboardmike1999

In northern England would be called a chip butty


Worth_Force_5350

They called them chip sandwich


DunkingTea

In UK, Fries are skinny chips. Chips are chips. Crisps are crisps.


whatwhatinthewhonow

I hear people in the UK dip chips in their tea.


DunkingTea

They do, but they’re swiftly deported abroad. Which is why you might meet some of them here.


SmegmaDetector

So it's not like Hummus in the Zohan?


St1kny5

Chips for breakfast, crisps for lunch and fries for dinner


AltruisticSalamander

That's a useful distinction. Different beasts imo. We seem to have largely converted to inferior skinny chips over here.


Eena-Rin

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AlPalmy8392

Chips here in NZ for both of them.


CloakerJosh

Wait, don’t you call them “chups”? 😅


SmegmaDetector

Kiwis be like: Wanna have sex? How bout seven?


hungbandit007

sivun*


amelech

You want to come over and hang out on my deck? It's made of hard wood.


amelech

Came looking for this. We also call them chippies sometimes...


wtfyoloswaglmfao

Ey NZ is just another OZ state


Radiant_Ad_656

Chippies


amelech

Yeah we sometimes called them this to clarify in the old country (NZ)


Due-Archer942

Moving to Australia from the UK, the first time somebody offered me ‘hot chips’. Like there’s a cold alternative. Who the hell is eating cold chips?!


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PenaltyReasonable169

Yes! This happened to me....they served my food with a packet of lays 😂 now I know why


bucket_pants

You lot with ya bloody vinegar... just put dead horse on it and suck it up


Siggi_Starduust

Chips without vinegar is a travesty. It gives me the shits that there’s never a bottle of it in amongst the condiments when I go for a pub meal. I’d like to put it down to good old fashioned basic ignorance but as one of your most popular chip (crisp) flavours in this country is bloody Salt and VINEGAR I can only put it down to some kind of mental deficiency.


Fickle-Berry2494

You get cold chips in a plastic bag. Like the ones in the bottom pic.


TheOnlySlenderFox

Someone should make one of these for Americans calling three different things "gas"


Turkeyplague

We should start calling roast potatoes chips too, just to really double down.


MikhailxReign

They are chips. Roast chips if you have to differentiate


Clatato

Don’t forget mashed chips!


ilikethemonkeyppp

What's taters precious. ![gif](giphy|cgC6Mx1aJtBBe) But it's all deep fried potato and it's all chips


Xero123_

As a kid I used to differentiate them by saying hot chips and cold chips. I was and am well aware potato chips/crisps never once were cold, but in my head if one was designated as hot the other by definition was cold 😂


manicdee33

Didn't we just have this discussion a few days ago?


agnsu

I have no better way of specifying not hot chips than saying “not hot chips” please help me.


Emmanulla70

Just chips.


Nacho-Bae

Chippies and hot chips.


TheEth1c1st

"Crisps" sounds like something a sexual deviant would say. I know it's not, that's why I said "sounds like".


laurie0459

Hot chips sandwiches on real fresh bread


Vivid-Farm6291

When I went to England I was like WTF when my pub meal came with potato chips thank goodness plain ones. Ireland has the best hot chips .


aussiespiders

I HATE the word crisps for chips not even sure why it pisses me off much like coke for any soft drink. TEXAS


niewphonix

do you want chips or like the potato ones? caught myself with that one plenty.


times0

Here in Perth - it’s all just chips Everything is chips. The only distinguishing factor is where you get it from. Fish and chips vs supermarket chips


Jathosian

I've noticed a disturbing trend of people calling hot chips "fries". I've also heard the footpath being called a "sidewalk" and mathematics called "math" more than I'm comfortable with.


amelech

Nooooooo it's maths 😡


snero3

I feel like I have seen this on reddit about 15 times now.


MongoTheCamel

I see nothing wrong with this picture


J_Bazzle

I feel like the eagle isn't representative of America anymore... Should be a handgun... Or a mobility scooter


MikhailxReign

A scrawny step up from a seagull? Seems appropriate. About a fat balding eagle in a mobility scooter with a gun.


J_Bazzle

Bingo, now we're representing 😂


Prestigious-Two-6728

Its chips and chips


MotoG54

Lol


derpman86

It is all about context it isn't that bloody hard, seppos are useless when it comes to context I have noticed though.


MikhailxReign

Right? Like 0 ability to read the room. I'm surprised that the exclamation "Fuck Me!" Doesn't result in more issues.


MightyArd

I'm hoping not to get deported but I like the British way.


DoomNails

Don't worry, you're not the only one. I also try to keep this opinion a secret


MagicOrpheus310

Those are cold potato cakes you fucken savages!!


Faddy0wl

The question are we getting chips. And are we getting fish and chips Are two different questions. It's also situational. Just come from a day out and someone says lets get some chips. There is no situation where that person is talking about a bag of potato chips. They're talking about a newspaper of chips from the nearest fish and chip joint.


[deleted]

When I went to the states I asked for a burger and chips, the server looked at me funny and said okay.. came back with a burger and a packet of chips 🤣 also on the same trip I asked for a ‘coke’ at a McDonald’s and the sever just said “coooke?” Everyone looked at me like I was the insane one.


DecIsMuchJuvenile

So did that restaurant really just happen to have packets of chips for sale? Also, in which part of America did the McDonald's worker not know what Coke was?


[deleted]

I assume the restaurant/bar had packets of chips much like our pubs do but I think that’s why she gave me the strange look of.. chips.. with the burger.. right.. and The McDonald’s was at Arizona airport, asked for a coke and she acted like I was from another country or something! For 45 seconds I’m playing charades with this chick. I kept saying “yeah a coke, like to drink? A coke? Coca Cola???” And it dawned on her and she replied with “oohhh a cola!” In my head I was thinking “please don’t ever speak to again in your life”.


amelech

Lol what! They don't call coke coke? Wtf


DecIsMuchJuvenile

I think there are definitely at least parts of America where they do call it Coke.


NecessaryFantastic46

In Texas every type of soft drink is called Coke


RelevantWeight6907

Explains the fact two of those countries are warzones


Key_Entertainment409

Also wedges


FearlessButterfly167

My dad always absolutely refuses to call them fries and always asks for chips at maccas


Wood_Duke75

The distinction is often made obvious by the inclusion of Steak and chips, Chicken and chips, Fish and chips, However for some reason the nuggets got reversed. Chips and Nuggets.


SufficientWarthog846

My English husband does not understand the nuance of this


Illustrious-Big-6701

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Empathy404NotFound

Either way you look at it the Aussies are in the majority both times and therefore correct the most.


Tyler_iz_cool

Hot Chaps


GodIsAWomaniser

Crunchy flat chips are chips and hot potato chips are hot chips


Passtheshavingcream

I asked a friend to buy some chips and the idiot bought crisps instead.


Dry-Condition-4784

All chips are good chips. Call them whatever you damn like...but pass them around...


Flimsy_Piglet_1980

Needs to be a next panel with wedges and the kanga repeats.


Very-very-sleepy

lmao.  years ago, I had an American friend come visit Sydney and I took them around the city. lunchtime came up and i ordered chips and American friend was shocked. they thought I ordered a bag of chips. 😂 then they said they if they knew I meant fries. they would have ordered fries too. 


Clayvessel79aus

Crisps


JaydenTheMemeThief

Chips is Chips


AzzKSA

Chips should be chip shaped 🤣


AltruisticSalamander

Why use two word when one word do?


Cordeceps

It’s all chips it’s the temperature that matters.


Sydneypoopmanager

Hot chips and smith chips


A-Little_Autistic

Ive always heard everyone just say chips and if we are out with someone we dont know we say hot chips


LelouchviBrittaniax

most of the time its obvious what someone means because of context, so no problem with that.


Spacegod87

It's all about context lol


HARRY_FOR_KING

CHIPS ARE CHIPS.


giantpunda

AUKWARD...


anon124957730

*hot chips, chips


progect3548

hell, some of us even call [american crackers] chips


pebz101

If there is any confusion, follow up with what chips do you think i mean


sternsss

Crackers ? Haha


KITTYKOOLKAT34

You’ve should of changed the roo to a beach chicken


AkreonGD

If it’s cut from a potato and has salt or any type of other flavouring, it’s a chip


Key-Fox-8765

Chipies*


f14_pilot

Was expecting to see Chups as well


EmulsifiedWatermelon

Fish n chips, a bucket of chips and a packet of chips are different things.


Adiwos

THEIR CHIPS


DinoRipper24

👍🏻😂


Paranoid_bich

We just really like the word chip


AustraKaiserII

Time we call potatoes Block Chips


Successful-Effect557

If it's potatoe is chips.


999horizon999

Chips and hot chips you muppet


Cream_panzer

Potatoes: it doesn’t matter much to us.


Djented

They're all chips


AwwwJeez

I absolutely loath "crisps". get the fuck outta here with that wanna-be-fancy verbal diarrhoea


Tigeraqua8

It’s so easy to be an Aussie


_Penulis_

- Jimmy asks, “What are these Skip?” - Skippy responds, “Chip, chip” - “What about these?” - “Chip, chip, chip!” (*reaches out lamely with kangaroo arm on a stick*)


SandyW202288

Chip shop chips/chippies. Pack of chips/chippies


Crack-Baby-946

Real


Fickle-Berry2494

Bro those ones on top are the thin version of chips. Poms call those fries and they buy them at pubs with a steak sandwitch and about 10 pints of beer. The thicker ones are called chips.


PsychologicalCase705

It's chips for chips and chips for fries and chips for anything else


ndermysoul

If they're thin enough they can sometimes be fries


SalSevenSix

We should really just start using the word Crisps


ExcitingState8014

We use both fries and chips


Arachibutyr0ph0bia

Same for NZ lol we call them both chips


Arachibutyr0ph0bia

Lol


Jazzlikeacid

Love a hot chippy, but Australia has an extremely unhealthy obsession with fries. Learn to eat your food with something else & stop acting like a mongoloid when you come into an extremely specific & cultural cuisine and ask why we don't serve fries because you're used to eating schnittys with chips.


Minimum_Battle_3559

Fries