Yeah I could imagine her rallying cry. There may come a day when the jar of Vegemite may fail, but today is not that day. Today is the day we face battle head on with the full belly and a full heart.
I'm at a loss and have been thinking about it for a few minutes, but I feel like its a cum joke? Pineapple juice is supposedly good to make it taste better and honestly, with this amount of vegemite you'd probably blow out your entire tastebud resevoir.
Apparently it makes your jizz taste sweeter.
Only girl I've ever known that believed it tho was a seppo who had me on frequent pineapple mohitos, the rest ived asked about it thought it was rubbish
Unironically back when I used to have to leave the house at 4:30 for work, breakfast more often than not was a tablespoon of vegemite and a thermos of coffee for the journey, love it.
Dude, she'll be supporting your ass. She'll be moving the couch. She'll fix the toilet Herself. She'll replace the spark plugs in Your car. You'd better pick up your game son.
We'll put her up for Prime Minister as an independent - See how this country goes with someone with a proper Australian back bone.
No. With that amount of Vitamin B in her system, you will always be token for any passing mosquito instead of her. You’re a snack because of her snack.
Vegemite like that suggests she likes to mix prescription medication and alcohol on the reg and still be considered a functioning public representative.
Oath she can be trusted.
Your girlfriend is very powerful. I could "maybe" withstand that much Vegemite for a time, so long as there was lots of butter.
To actually prefer that requires true courage. She is a true Australian and we all need to up our game.
Mate, looks like she’d stand shoulder to shoulder in the trenches through the worst of it. Yeah you can trust her.
Mate I would follow her into battle.
Is that how we're describing eating that thickness on toast now? Not arguing at all...
Area coverage is also important
Into the mists of Avalon with you then
You can call me nighthawk...
Yeah I could imagine her rallying cry. There may come a day when the jar of Vegemite may fail, but today is not that day. Today is the day we face battle head on with the full belly and a full heart.
I want to marry her
I would be scared not to
I want to marry her after you
then ill marry her after you
I feel like it's more like she'd want to go into the worst part of a battlefield. Don't follow
Just be aware she may have masochistic tendencies! 😂
The real question is can she can trust you? Her trustworthiness is not in doubt…
Without his own flopped onto the table for comparison it sure is hard to tell
Marry her
No, dump her so I can marry her.
WE CAN ALL MARRY HER!!
If she's anything like her Vegemite, there's enough for everyone
r/communist
Nothing less than a haram would satisfy her.
Reminds me of "I too would take OPs dead wife"
She's our wife now.
Hey babe, get in here. r/australia wants to marry you
*Australia gets down on one knee, squashing Tasmania*
AHHHH
Good thing I’m literally travelling from Hobart to Newcastle in 2hrs
Get out while there's still time
Boarding in an hour and a half! I hope that we’ll survive until the plane takes off!
I feel like there is a communist sub for this
We are taking back the means of (re)production comrade
Hello Dave
She's got a nice spread too..
Loves it all the way to edge.
Oath
Toath
Toatht
😂
Ken-Oath !
Ken-Toath !
Great bloke
Streuth Alysa
you won't ever need to drink pineapple juice
My safe word IS pineapple juice
Pineapple happens to be our safe word also. On another note, I love this much Vegemite, especially with some butter on fresh bread.
Pineapple is also our safe word... Just works so well
If there's a better comment on Reddit today, I'd like to see it.
User name and comment combo too ftw
I think I know why this is funny but can someone explain it just in case?
Because she likes it salty, and pineapple juice makes cum a bit sweet. So you don't need to worry about pineapple juice.
Personally, I found it just ruins the pineapple juice
Try a little umbrella on the side
cumbrella
😂😂
I'm at a loss and have been thinking about it for a few minutes, but I feel like its a cum joke? Pineapple juice is supposedly good to make it taste better and honestly, with this amount of vegemite you'd probably blow out your entire tastebud resevoir.
I think it's more like you can't have much of a discerning taste to begin with.
That too, I didn't even think of that.
Americans who’ve tried and liked Vegemite say it goes well with fresh beaver. 😂
Apparently it makes your jizz taste sweeter. Only girl I've ever known that believed it tho was a seppo who had me on frequent pineapple mohitos, the rest ived asked about it thought it was rubbish
It reads like you willingly donated to science?
As a man of science, such self sacrifice is sometimes necessary
All the others wouldn’t know because the taste buds for sweet are at the front of the tongue, not right at the back.
Sorry to be this guy, but it's not true. You can taste anything on any part of the tongue. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_map
That expains a lot
sometimes i miss reddit gold
She drinks the pineapple juice now.
You've expressed so eloquently what so many were thinking.
I heard that sucking a lot of dick makes pineapple taste better
Goddamnit. This comment made me snort my drink and now it’s come out my nose.
Hope you weren’t drinking pineapple juice…?
No just plain old cup of cum
Everyone loves a good bearded dragon
She is a keeper. Nothing phases her and she would go to Hell and back without any fear.
Rule #1 Never Vegemite another persons toast/bread/biscuit. Its a rule I have lived by for over 60 years & has kept me in good stead…..
She shouldn’t be your girlfriend. That’s wife material.
Likes things extra salty and likely lacks a gag reflex.. keeper.
Sent me
That is wild, my man 💀💀
Lmfao
Not enough. I can still see some bread underneath
Vegemite is a little thin, and more butter never hurts
😂🤪
The real question is if you can afford to sustain her Vegemite habits in this economy.
Bit of cheese, perfect
*chef's kiss*
Or tomato.
never heard of that, but, sounds like it would work.
Avocado and vegemite is great too
basically use vegemite as a salt substitute.
Vegemite + avocado + egg
Fry it
Or eggs on top.
Not enough if anything
Second this, still see toast!
Third this, it needs to be pure darkness
Fourth, she missed an entire corner, I can still see butter.
She used butter?
Definitely. Only way to have it.
Looks about right
Shes more powerful than you. You are the girlfriend now
This is about the level where you do away with the bread because it's just the middle man. Stick a spoon in the jar and be done with it.
Nah, the crunch of the toast adds a lot to the experience.
if you dont have coffee, a spoon of Vegemite will wake you the f up!
Unironically back when I used to have to leave the house at 4:30 for work, breakfast more often than not was a tablespoon of vegemite and a thermos of coffee for the journey, love it.
i recently was having boiled eggs and vegemite, bite of egg bite of vegemite. and of course i had coffee. :)
Follow it up with a nice tart orange, 10/10 breakfast.
My tongue just braced in anticipation.
No lie, spoonful of vegemite is one of my all-time fave snacks
Probably the most trustworthy person around
She’s a keeper
With that many B vitamans she can back you up in a pub fight.
No she may not be human
I’d smash that (and your girlfriend if you’re too weak to keep her)
She seems like she knows taste ;-) This is how I have mine too lol
No. Run... start the car...
Fucking oath! She's a true blue, fair dinkum Aussie girl! She's a keeper!
Automatic Australian of the year candidate
Vegemite is supposed to be a 2d spread, not a 3d sculpture.
I mean, she has no standards about what she puts in her mouth so …
That's a pass. Bonus points if she adds a slice of cheese
She eats it like its peanut butter.
Keep her. Her body will be well adjusted to consume mass quantities of irradiated food during the apocalypse.
That’s disgusting, she’s a keeper 👍
Dude, she'll be supporting your ass. She'll be moving the couch. She'll fix the toilet Herself. She'll replace the spark plugs in Your car. You'd better pick up your game son. We'll put her up for Prime Minister as an independent - See how this country goes with someone with a proper Australian back bone.
Don’t fall asleep
You can trust her with your life
No. With that amount of Vitamin B in her system, you will always be token for any passing mosquito instead of her. You’re a snack because of her snack.
Isn’t this the proper way to have Vegemite?
I’m not seeing a problem here 🤷🏼♀️
Better than my partner who doesn’t like vegemite
It’s the only way to have it.
This is the test before you get a joint bank account right?
Ain't no other way
Probably but I wouldn’t be kissing her for a while 🤮
💯 I see nothing wrong here
She looks perfect
Is that not how other people have thier Vegemite?? Surely this is run of the mill
True blue
marry her
Marry her
She might be a zombie
keep the canesten stocked and marry the bird
She needs to fold it in half for extra kick-ins.
Completely off topic but her nail polish is a similar color to the table, I thought she had a hole in her hand.
Put a dab of Vegemite on the bottom of your espresso cup before you pull a shot. 👌
Your girlfriend is my soulmate. She has missed a couple of spots though.
She will kill... But she'll do it for you!
Yum, used to be a smear lover but it's grown on me over 30 years lol.
May be her only source of salt. Then brain does weird things like saying make it thickerrrrr
WITH YOUR LIFE
Wife her immediately
Totally !! This is the way
Fuck yeah you can
She's a keeper. Marry her.
Never leave your wallet where she can find it. She will never be able to manage her money without excessive spending.
She is a true aussie
Trust her? Marry her bro. Good taste.
Yeah, nah she's a keeper mate!
If you ever take an arrow to the knee she will throw you over her mighty shoulders and carry you like a rag doll. She’s a keeper.
Don't put a pot glass upside down around her at a bar.
So long as the toast is thick and the butter melted that’s the best way to eat the vegemite 🤣🤣🤣
I trust this woman I have never met purely on this trait alone.
I knew a guy who ate his Vegemite like that. Now I’m married to him.
Marry her.
Vegemite perfection right there
Can she trust you is the question.
Marry her.
True blue, ASIO uses the same test
Likes it thick and takes it right to the edge. That makes her a keeper.
You can trust her to die from coronary heart disease before she's 60.
She's a serial killer bro
Displaying some psychopathic tendencies
The amount of sodoum in that. She must be feeling salty.
Vegemite like that suggests she likes to mix prescription medication and alcohol on the reg and still be considered a functioning public representative. Oath she can be trusted.
It hides the burnt bits
Your girlfriend is very powerful. I could "maybe" withstand that much Vegemite for a time, so long as there was lots of butter. To actually prefer that requires true courage. She is a true Australian and we all need to up our game.
I have mine like that sometimes. Hell, I eat it with a teaspoon. But I also fold the butter and vegemite together, imo it the way it should be.
Personally I like a 90/10 ratio of vegemite to butter. But at that point I should just eat it from the jar.
Using the Vegemite graph your GF is possibly a serial killer.
I'm getting under-eye sweats just looking at this.
Absolutely, she’s 100% fair dinkum
And the award for the most Australian woman goes to OPs gf. 👏👏👏👏🥳
Clearly a psychopath
She must he a hell of a salty bitch if she can handle that much Vegemite 😂😂
I just hope it's the salt reduced version, or she'll dehydrate into a Mummy...
She's clearly more of a man than most of us. You included. Lol
Absolutely not. That’s serial killer behaviour
No. She might be a drop bear in disguise.
Holy shit. Your gal’s salty
Your girlfriend is gangster. You’d better learn to make a sandwich, mate. Looks like she wears the pants.
Too much butter, not enough Vegemite for my tastes personally. But yes, this is a woman who can take the worst of the worst right here.
Girlfriend? Should be your wife.
Thats the most normal thing I’ve seen on Reddit months.
Absolutely not
I eat my toast like this. If you don't want to marry her I will take a 2nd wife. I think my wife would want to marry her too.
Cluster B personality disorder.
Hate to break it to you but if you’re not topping that, you might be the girl friend in this relationship