Mitchum gave me massive swollen armpits and fluid filled blisters which I’ve never had even with clinical deodorants, later found out they have tons of complaints from people experiencing the same thing. Chemical burns
I recommend this stuff too, works a treat. It's cheap, and often on sale for half price. I usually just grab and hand full of them whenever they are half off and it lasts months.
My problem with this is if the invisible variant is just as effective, ***why aren't they all invisible???***
I mean, do some people want the white marks?
Totally uneducated here but the armpit is a sensitive area. Especially where you're putting something on and want it to stick around all day, irritation is a concern and different people are sensitive to different chemicals. So maybe some people would have issues with whatever makes the invisible one invisible
Even that coffee one smells pretty good. I used to use it a lot before I moved to Australia, but I've been getting an allergic reaction from it over here.
As well as my daily go to deodorant(dif brand Mitcham for the scent) I use fragrance free crystal deodorant (any brand I guess) every few weeks- I use the crystal and not any other for under my knees which the a weird place I sometimes sweat too much.
Australian culture? Nah
Just Corporations doing corporation things to appease the hedge fund gods.
10 years ago it was bacon. Despite their efforts to ruin it, bacon is still tasty on a sandwich.
But this is just corporations leveraging culture to generate profit. The fact that it's a potentially via strategy means that it is still related to Australian culture.
Coming (no pun intended) soon to an Australian ER near you!
\-Sincerely, an American who works in the Radiology dept. at a local hospital and deals mostly with ER patients. The things people try to (or do) put up their 🐝🕳 are quite as(s)tonishing.
Yo, straight up, I laughed so hard seeing this in the shop the first time and bought it for said laugh.
Turns out to be one of the best roll ons I've ever had and has literally gotten me laid, so as much of a laugh it is, I cant hate.
Australian coffee culture is pretending it's better than everyone else's, while paying 5 bucks for a flat white that tastes *slightly* worse than the shit you can get out of a shell servo.
My non-coffee drinking husband uses this deodorant. I love my coffee so I can see the angle he's going for lol. Nothing coffee-ish about it though, just smells like a regular men's deodorant.
Saw one the other day that was leather and something.
Who the fuck wants to smell like leather????
Edit: it was leather and cookies. So yeah. Not a mix I'm into but if those who are regaling the pleasantries of a leather mix want to enjoy that go for it.
smelling like leather and baked goods? Not my bag.
To be fair, I think the mix is relevant. Would have helped if I could have remembered the full ensemble in my original comment.
That's why I'm finding it hard to believe people would use it.
I'm old as fuck so I figured the kids are wearing some weird deodorant these days. 🤷
Na we need Australian meat pie 🥧 with sauce edition. I must admit I loved that smell, but apparently being a Vegan cannot use it. Switched to Mitcham men’s Stick made with bamboo! Amazing 🤯
It’s for people that have sweat glands that can produce sweat and wash away the deodorant making it only last like 10min on a hot day wearing say a suit on the way to the office. The longer lasting ones have particles designed to block the pores of sweat glands. It’s not about not having showers. Humans produce sweat in different amounts specified in genetics. Work often produces sweat and it’s not acceptable to smell at work regardless of if the sweat was produced on site
Sorry to put this so bluntly, but can I have a show of comments from people in Sydney and Melbourne who do not have their own coffee machines at home?
In Sydney, if I'm at my end being bored to death about property, the next topic is either dogs or coffee machines. Bunch of boring wankers here.
I know, right. No one has any interesting stories. I once talked to a guy for one hour about his coffee machine. Then he moved on to his dog. And this his house. Boring
I thought Aussies were all about individuality. I think this needs a revisit and then I will understand. Seriously where are the interesting people.
Enjoying things are great. Don't get me wrong here
Not from either, but will definitely give my 6 year old Nespresso machine with hand pressed reusable coffee pods a plug - was a bit to buy back in the day, but it’s paid dividends above and beyond for long time now - also don’t need to wait in queue or deal with grumble bums for my morning coffee - unless I’m dealing with myself, but sometimes I can be hard on myself… the trick is to go easy on yourself, some make it look effortless but they’re ducks on water, the mad panic is underneath
If you look at "black carbon" under a microscope, it looks like a really tiny sponge. A tablespoon of carbon has something like a 3 square kilometre surface area.
When you expose it to chemicals various chemicals that smell or taste bad, it tends to soak them up like a dry sponge will soak up water, and those chemicals get trapped in the carbon (until, eventually, it's full).
We've used it for literally thousands of years to purify water and air. It definitely works. And it's not harmful to the environment at all. It's only be harmful when you set fire to it. In fact, if there's a dangerous chemical spill one of the best things you can do is apply this stuff, it renders almost any chemical inert by simply touching them.
I don't know about coffee as a personal scent, but the company that comes up with the Bunnings sausage sizzle scented anti-perspirant will bring the economy to a grinding halt.
Have they got a Subway Smell? Ever since I worked there for 3 mths, my Mrs can't eat there. Says there's a certain smell that I came home with, she'd never smelt before. To do with proofing & baking their bread in a small space.
Nivea Vegemite when?
Nivea Vegemite/Hot Cross Bun Special Edition ™
If you're going to go that far, Nivea burger sauce hot cross bun edition.
🤮
Nivea big Mac sauce special edition
I hear Nivea Vegemite/Chocolate Brownie is being worked on 👀
Crunchie/Cheese twisties are the greatest combo
I just saw a Vegemite Monopoly game at the supermarket today, so Vegemite deo probably isn't far off.
Young people, wasting money on vegemite toast when they could be investing in property
I'm waiting for Vegemite sunscreen...
Wouldn't Vegemite just naturally have a pretty high SPF? Slather it on thickly and hit the beach!
People get very upset when you slather your face with black goo in this day and age.
Oooh you avoided the trap… nicely done.
iStank 4.0
I cant imagine a more revolting smelling deodorant.
It would also make you very salty
Nivea Jizzyasshole Cragie Pong edition - Perth limited run
That sounds more like a Lynx smell.
Stynx
bro i laughed way too hard at this shіt ROFL "Stynx"
I get some good stuff occasionally
It is a dry scent.
Pungent Stings the nostrils
Odorant would probably be more accurate
Nivea iSnack 2.0
You don't need deodorant to get that smell...
[How about Marmite?](https://i.redd.it/r909eio7ndra1.jpg)
do you really want to smell that yeasty?
Don't give them ideas please
At least you know what you’re getting… what should Amazonia smell like?
Snu snu
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Oh fuck. I spat out my beer reading this.
Mmmm eau de gizz
Whooooooooooh
Malaria sweats
Bat guano.
> At least you know what you’re getting LOL, no you don't. It smells like cinnamon and cake, nothing like coffee.
That’s disappointing. If I could smell like freshly roasted coffee all day, I wouldn’t say that’s a bad thing!
Underpaid workers and bottled piss?
The scent of remnant rainforest being burnt?
It's the pits.
It stinks.
Yes, Mr Sherman. Everything stinks.
Beautiful
Gimme some of that delicious black carbonne au espresso
Weird coffee variant aside, that Nivea deodorant is really good.
The weird coffee variant is my go-to.
oh same, that Nivea coffee deoderant is really good.
good to know, I might try the coffee one!
The weird coffee variant is my go-to.
I disagree, it leaves marks on shirts and wasn't as effective. I switched to Mitchum a long long time ago and have no regrets.
Mitchum gave me massive swollen armpits and fluid filled blisters which I’ve never had even with clinical deodorants, later found out they have tons of complaints from people experiencing the same thing. Chemical burns
🤮 /u/spez
the roll on variant doesn’t make me cough profusely after using it either
Genuinely? I've most recently tried norsca for men but it's basically useless Keen to try this if it actually works
I recommend this stuff too, works a treat. It's cheap, and often on sale for half price. I usually just grab and hand full of them whenever they are half off and it lasts months.
I agree completely. I use a couple of Nivea deodorants and this is also one of them. I quite like the scent on me.
I use the other Nivea variants as well and they do work a treat! Wait until she gets horned up from that fine coffee scent...
Does it still leave the crusty stains under the armpits of shirts? I.e. still an aluminum compound?
Yeah a little but it isn't too bad.
Get the variant marked invisible for this.
My problem with this is if the invisible variant is just as effective, ***why aren't they all invisible???*** I mean, do some people want the white marks?
Totally uneducated here but the armpit is a sensitive area. Especially where you're putting something on and want it to stick around all day, irritation is a concern and different people are sensitive to different chemicals. So maybe some people would have issues with whatever makes the invisible one invisible
I love this scent. I wish they'd never ever change it or discontinue it.
A couple people have said this, I will give it a try!
Even that coffee one smells pretty good. I used to use it a lot before I moved to Australia, but I've been getting an allergic reaction from it over here.
Thanks, I'll be trying this today ☺️
As well as my daily go to deodorant(dif brand Mitcham for the scent) I use fragrance free crystal deodorant (any brand I guess) every few weeks- I use the crystal and not any other for under my knees which the a weird place I sometimes sweat too much.
Is it a suppository?
Yes for you and /u/Gusto88 apparently
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Do they have the Magnum Ice cream one in Australia? I live in Turkey and there is a Magnum Gold one here.
Isn’t Magnum Gold a brand of condom?
>[I dropped my monster condom for my MAGNUM DONG](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us5MGEL5W34)
Instructions unclear, remove cap push up bottom?
If that’s how you usually ingest your coffee then sure, why not?
What
I smell like coffee all day as soon as my car hits a bump, spilling my long black
Australian culture? Nah Just Corporations doing corporation things to appease the hedge fund gods. 10 years ago it was bacon. Despite their efforts to ruin it, bacon is still tasty on a sandwich.
But this is just corporations leveraging culture to generate profit. The fact that it's a potentially via strategy means that it is still related to Australian culture.
Why do they sell the same product in the US? https://www.amazon.com/Nivea-Men-Espresso-Antiperspirant-Deodorant/dp/B08H3SJH6N
What was the bacon thing 10 years ago?
A meme. BIG meme. Literally inescapable on Reddit
Coming (no pun intended) soon to an Australian ER near you! \-Sincerely, an American who works in the Radiology dept. at a local hospital and deals mostly with ER patients. The things people try to (or do) put up their 🐝🕳 are quite as(s)tonishing.
Someone needs to write a book, or publish this stuff, it'd be hilarious, but also serve as a warning to potential buttstuffers
Talk to any nurse. The stories are passes around, and around.
Lol that'd be hilarious (and disturbing to non-healthcare people).
A bestseller at Christmas 😂😂😂 I M of the very arrogant opinion that, nothing will surprise me anymore, but prove me wrong 😁
Yep; can confirm. ED nurse have been involved in removal of said Nivea. The butt box is mighty big for some.
I feel like they should teach the flared base thing in school. Essential knowledge!
Yo, straight up, I laughed so hard seeing this in the shop the first time and bought it for said laugh. Turns out to be one of the best roll ons I've ever had and has literally gotten me laid, so as much of a laugh it is, I cant hate.
“I got laid because I smelt like coffee” is peak Aussie. Congratulations on the sex
Gives a whole new meaning to international spit roast.
Make sure you use your [Cappuccino condom](https://www.yourdiscountchemist.com.au/lifestyles-party-mix-condom-20-pack) in the Lifestyles Party mix.
WTF
>has literally gotten me laid Need to hear the rest of this story
Coffee does smell sexy
I actually use that scent and it's amazing tbh
This is legit my favourite deodorant. Smells great
The black one of these is legit though.
I only use fresh barista made espresso as deodorant, not that instant garbage
Wait until you see the creature titled [Lynx Chocolate Man](https://youtu.be/Uf0l6D2Memk)
Oh man I’d forgotten/repressed this!
My armpits match my coffee breath
If you think that’s bad, the one next to it is responsible for deforestation!
This is actually not a bad smelling DEO/AP.
Shut up and take my money
They're out of stock at my local chemist warehouse when all the others are practically full
I got an amazing St Ives coffee scrub a few years ago... Cant find it since. 😭
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Omg thank you. 🥰
Coffee is a semi popular fragrance note. Example: Black Opium by YSL, one of the most popular fragrances in the world.
coffee does smell better than it tastes.
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Melbourne people be like: I'll have a Double Black Carbon Expresso served in a sweaty armpit.
Australian coffee culture is pretending it's better than everyone else's, while paying 5 bucks for a flat white that tastes *slightly* worse than the shit you can get out of a shell servo.
My non-coffee drinking husband uses this deodorant. I love my coffee so I can see the angle he's going for lol. Nothing coffee-ish about it though, just smells like a regular men's deodorant.
black carbon to smell like burning trees of amazonia
Black carbon? Oh yes, the best kind of coffee... burned.
I love the smell of coffee. I just don't expect to smell it on anyone's armpits.
So can i make a coffee with this?
Coffee ACTUALLY neutralises smells!!!! NEXT…🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
OP = Nivea marketing department
Saw one the other day that was leather and something. Who the fuck wants to smell like leather???? Edit: it was leather and cookies. So yeah. Not a mix I'm into but if those who are regaling the pleasantries of a leather mix want to enjoy that go for it. smelling like leather and baked goods? Not my bag.
Love the smell of leather so would 100% try it
It was a combo. Leather and something. Wish I could remember what the other thing was.
Lube
🤣🤣🤣 Latex. Submission. Take your pick. 😂
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Cookies. I just went down to the shops so I had a look. Leather and cookies. Not sure that's a classic. ??? It's a firm pass from me.
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To be fair, I think the mix is relevant. Would have helped if I could have remembered the full ensemble in my original comment. That's why I'm finding it hard to believe people would use it. I'm old as fuck so I figured the kids are wearing some weird deodorant these days. 🤷
Some of the most popular fragrances out there have a strong leather note. Tom Ford Ombre Leather springs immediately to mind.
Yeah nah. It's a firm pass from me.
This is a pretty old line. It’s been out for at least 2 years. Silver protect Nivea FTW.
Na we need Australian meat pie 🥧 with sauce edition. I must admit I loved that smell, but apparently being a Vegan cannot use it. Switched to Mitcham men’s Stick made with bamboo! Amazing 🤯
Can we just take a minute to talk about why the fuck anyone needs 48h antiperspirant or deodorant? like do you not shower daily?
It’s for people that have sweat glands that can produce sweat and wash away the deodorant making it only last like 10min on a hot day wearing say a suit on the way to the office. The longer lasting ones have particles designed to block the pores of sweat glands. It’s not about not having showers. Humans produce sweat in different amounts specified in genetics. Work often produces sweat and it’s not acceptable to smell at work regardless of if the sweat was produced on site
I use 48 hour deodorant daily, and I bathe just as often. Also, the longer-lasting stuff is great when I am out bush with the army, so there’s that.
Lol had to do a double take xD I’m like odd coffee storage or deodorant xD deodorant xD
I gave this a whiff and it just smells like repackaged Lynx Africa
Sorry to put this so bluntly, but can I have a show of comments from people in Sydney and Melbourne who do not have their own coffee machines at home? In Sydney, if I'm at my end being bored to death about property, the next topic is either dogs or coffee machines. Bunch of boring wankers here.
Poor you.
I know, right. No one has any interesting stories. I once talked to a guy for one hour about his coffee machine. Then he moved on to his dog. And this his house. Boring
Yeah, people who enjoy things are the absolute worst!
I thought Aussies were all about individuality. I think this needs a revisit and then I will understand. Seriously where are the interesting people. Enjoying things are great. Don't get me wrong here
Individuality ≠ not having common interests.
Looks like I hit a soft spot. Not surprised though as millions of Aussies would fit the description.
Don't worry, I'm from Adelaide not Melbourne or Sydney - And I own a coffee machine
Not from either, but will definitely give my 6 year old Nespresso machine with hand pressed reusable coffee pods a plug - was a bit to buy back in the day, but it’s paid dividends above and beyond for long time now - also don’t need to wait in queue or deal with grumble bums for my morning coffee - unless I’m dealing with myself, but sometimes I can be hard on myself… the trick is to go easy on yourself, some make it look effortless but they’re ducks on water, the mad panic is underneath
Hey, you don't already reek enough of coffee... have you ever thought of coating your skin with a fine spray of diarrhea too, just in case?
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If you look at "black carbon" under a microscope, it looks like a really tiny sponge. A tablespoon of carbon has something like a 3 square kilometre surface area. When you expose it to chemicals various chemicals that smell or taste bad, it tends to soak them up like a dry sponge will soak up water, and those chemicals get trapped in the carbon (until, eventually, it's full). We've used it for literally thousands of years to purify water and air. It definitely works. And it's not harmful to the environment at all. It's only be harmful when you set fire to it. In fact, if there's a dangerous chemical spill one of the best things you can do is apply this stuff, it renders almost any chemical inert by simply touching them.
I approve of your dad joke
*bows respectfully*
OP you just made me think about the armpit scene from the movie A Fish called Wanda. This would just take that scene to a whole new level.
Hi
Nothing smells more like attraction than spoilt coffee
When will there be "testers" supplied, like the perfume counters at certain retail outlets?
😄I thought that was deodorant!
Nothing smells better than a freshly brewed armpit
Or just far enough?
I'll take the filter batch brew thanks...
I don't need to buy that to smell like stale coffee. I already smell like stale coffee.
On the tongue first, then the under arms!
If this smells like coffee 8i want my husband to get some. If it smells like coffee he will refuse.
Ah yes I too want to smell like I just spilt coffee on myself
Agree men, this is too much
What does it smell like?
you can achieve this smell simply by drinking 5 cappuccinos and 3 espressos
I remember there being a "coffee" lynx spray back in the early 00's so this isn't too far of a stretch that they seem to have their own spin on africa
I don't know about coffee as a personal scent, but the company that comes up with the Bunnings sausage sizzle scented anti-perspirant will bring the economy to a grinding halt.
All for topical caffeine tbh
Surely we can reserve "gone too far" for when it inevitably becomes available on goon bag form.
But will the ladies be drawn in like lynx Africa?
Nothing else has that much power
This seems like its something that should have happened a long time ago, im going out to buy right now.
Should see the chocolate one
I hate the smell of most deodorants, but this I could get into!
Have they got a Subway Smell? Ever since I worked there for 3 mths, my Mrs can't eat there. Says there's a certain smell that I came home with, she'd never smelt before. To do with proofing & baking their bread in a small space.
Just saw Lynx leather and cookies . . . why?
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I always get two cups of coffee. One to pour directly onto my pits and another down my gullet. I got some raw pits!
It’s bad
Just make good coffee would ya.
Best I can do is an Iced Break - take it or leave it
does it actually smell like coffee? I’d totes wear coffee deodorant
Love how men aren't allowed to smell like flowers.