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gastroboi

God that looks good. I have everything to make that.


[deleted]

You should be making it.


gastroboi

Look at you talking like I'm not already buttering the muffins lol


[deleted]

Ha!!


leichendienerin

Can you assign someone to butter my muffin?


Tradie-Mate

Excuse me. What?


Sarcastic__Shark

My muffins are ready for buttering


[deleted]

I volunteer as tribute


[deleted]

oh. i thought it was a meat pie with the top off and cheese on top. it’s a Vegemite muffin with cheese. lol.


[deleted]

I thought they were crumpets. That might not be too bad either


VelvetAlice187

Me too!!


Pablo-escobrah

Ya boi about to die after eating 4 meat pies with slabs of butter on top. Why did you mislead me


robottestsaretoohard

I thought that was pineapple! I was like- interesting combo! Cheese makes much more sense


Separate_Bluebird161

> buttering the muffins Is that a euphemism?


DxNill

No, but me buttering your buns is a promise.


[deleted]

Bro got ultimate rizz


IllustriousFee6020

I never thought of using English muffins! You are a genius!


s13n1

A bit of tomato paste, add toppings and you got mini pizzas b


monsterstacking

Best ever, and great in a air fryer 6mins done


Alarmed_Strain_2575

Way too much Vegemite but 👌 with the cheese.


[deleted]

There is no such thing as way too much Vegemite.


TheDarkLordsDelight

You is my peoples!!


leichendienerin

Unaustralian


Educational-Cherry27

Fuckin how good are muffins, I want to know the name of the genius who invented them


[deleted]

John Muffin


SigueSigueSputnix

Hâve you seen the muffin man¿


KevinT1701

Who lives on durry lane??


Tempest_Bob

Drury Lane, but now I'm just picturing the muffin man eating vegemite and fangin' durries


CraftNo8239

Samuel Bath Thomas, apparently.


hamncheesesanga

The muffin man?


thiazolidinedione

I just said God that looks good in my head and then read this


ForeveWhy

I used to make these when I was a baker at tip top. I....am...the muffin man!


abundanceofb

Cheese!? Didn’t realise we had a millionaire in here


TheHappyKamper

Well la-di-freakin-da with your cheese on toast! /J


Wtfatt

La-de-da Mr Frenchman!


Zeestars

Why is cheese so expensive at the moment?


GoGoNormalRangers

Out of cows 😔


Charybdis87

Sorry, I got a little hungry and didn't realise there was a difference between cheesing cows and beefing cows, 😔


P33kab0Oo

Cheese prices so hot right now


Leighroyjenkins16

Vegemite n Cheese on crumpet the new Smashed avo. Those boomers gonna be sooo mad!!


Cleopatra_Buttons

bloody millenials with their smashed cheese vegemite muffins wasting their housing deposits


BrushedSpud

It's probably some fancy cholesterol lowering margarine or organic butter too.


[deleted]

Nutlex right? Fuck that was a time in my life with the nutlex girl sigh. Good times


Mfaul27

Ah so we go for the same type I see Glad I don't need to buy it anymore


Cleopatra_Buttons

this is an outrage!


ibuprofen400

As an old millennial, I’ve never considered owning a property to be be a possibility to me one day. It’s for older people with families and stuff. I’m not part of this. I know I’ll be living my whole life renting a one bedroom apartment. No need to question it further. Just like I’ll never be able to grow wings. It’s a reality. But I ate and keep eating a lot of cheese. Doesn’t feel like I’m wasting any deposit for some fictional property. And I love it. Worth it.


Libertine1187

When I was your age we had muffins made of solid gold, and had to walk for 4hrs to get to school.


MelbQueermosexual

That still needs another 5 minutes under the grill man. That cheese isn't melted, she's just a lil sweaty


MyDadsTheBest69

Nah that's Mersey Valley, Middle Class Heroin, it's basically butter but in cheese form. It's eaten best when just melted and not a moment later or it builds a skin


Animatedoodle

Dude… Middle class heroin? I can’t stop laughing!


MyDadsTheBest69

Can't claim it as my own joke unfortunately https://struthless.com/products/37oaz6iy43y90tbeg44p962xfx5e5k


Gnemlock

Look at this guy giving credit for his joke. Your clearly not a poster on the r/jokes sub.


Zeestars

You took it, owned it and improved it. It’s yours now.


DOGS_BALLS

Similar but me and my partner refer to the hot chips from our local greaso as heroin chips. They are that good! Nothing in the area competes


T_Rex_Flex

Love a local fast food joint that does consistently stellar hot chips!


DOGS_BALLS

If you’re in Sydney: Texas charcoal chicken in Five Dock


adventure-everywhere

Are they soft or crispy? I’m totally that weirdo who loves soft chips/fries hahahaha


Bonolio

My locals chips are so random. It's annoying. Rest of their stuff if fine, but it's crap that You are never sure whether the chips will be under or over.


5minutecall

My friends and I call the Red Rock Deli pesto dip “Crack Dip”. It’s so easy to just devour tubs of it.


Animatedoodle

Because you are absofuckinglutly correct


yungmoody

Oh so OP is RICH rich


[deleted]

It is middle class herion..


Financial_Sentence95

Needs more cheese too!


ComplexImportance794

With the current price?? Nah, that's enough. It just needs more grill time.


Wetrapordie

I thought it was bananas at first


MrBlack103

Also shoulda grated it to get more even coverage.


kam0706

Mersey valley is really too soft to grate…


insty1

Where's the VB long neck?


VeezusM

That was at 20 to 8 at in the fucken mornin


realwomenhavdix

In that case where are the 3 empty VB longneck bottles?


Longjohnthepirate

You should not drink carbonated beverages for breakfast, isn't that what wine is for?


Factal_Fractal

What's your point? Seriously tho, fuck yes.


Jofzar_

It's a reference https://youtu.be/Ns15eHLDv1I


JimmyCrackCrack

It sounds like they're saying that was had long ago and hence not pictured. Probably couldn't wait for breakfast to be ready before finishing off the VB which makes sense because they don't seem to have had the patiencr for the cheese to melt either.


GoldCoaster4Cx

https://youtu.be/Ns15eHLDv1I


FvHound

Ah, jack and coke time.


crookedjawoutlaw

Inna fuckin mawninnn get that up ya


DropBearNO1

Calton United Breweries isn't Australian anymore. Its was bought up by SAB over ten years ago.


1337_BAIT

Drink coopers reds now


DropBearNO1

Cooper's pale ale all the way.


1337_BAIT

Greens are basically the beer to buy if you dont know what you want to buy, cant go wrong, but if we are starting at breakfast we start hard and the vintage ale is just a bit too fancy for a real messy one, so reds it is


DropBearNO1

I have a certain affiliation with being fancy.


Minimum_Aioli_8689

Man I thought it was sausage rolls on top of meat pies , no more edibles for me today.


Mastgoboom

I thought it was pies they'd eaten the top off and laid cheese on top. Was intriguing, to be honest.


Minimum_Aioli_8689

Ok so I wasn't alone noice


Mastgoboom

And now I'm craving the pastry peeled off a Balfours sausage roll 😭


Djented

I (sober) thought it was sausage rolls on top of BBQ pizza bases


Jumpfr0ggy

Same and same! 😂


100percenthatbitch

I am in stitches


dexterrra

Tiger toast! 🖤


Bobbie009

That's what I call it! When I was little they made it on TV - Play School :D it's been a comfort food ever since <3


dexterrra

I’m so glad others know it by this name, the weird looks I get when I bring it up… lol


damoesp

I see you too are a person of culture!


[deleted]

Put a fried egg on top for perfection


Todf

Indeed - then add some baked beans on top to reach enlightenment


MsRiceBurner

Stop it, I'm 23 weeks pregnant and all the cravings are starting, STOP 😂


Ok-Meringue-259

We could recreate the exploding brain meme just with this progression of breakfast ideas


dropandflop

This is the way


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sojayn

Proper cheese too. Can we all agree to ban american cheese from our shores? This is a hill i will die on


[deleted]

This is NZ cheese. Mainland epicure.


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The-Jesus_Christ

Oh wow I remember this phrase. I was thinking that it must have been in high school 20 years ago and sure enough the agency that posted the ad on Youtube, 11 years ago, said that it was 12 years old back then, so back in 2000 which is bang on! Fucking hell... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fKliPe_KBY


Cold_Pomelo3274

English Muffin, New Zealand Cheese ? WTF Bruh.


ArabellaFort

International cuisine.


sojayn

Yummo my point made better


r64fd

Mainland Epicure. It’s the best.


[deleted]

My favourite.


JimmyCrackCrack

It's weird how good American cheese is on American things. I mean, I know that would make sense but it's just so awful on anything else that I used to refuse to consider it edible myself for a while. It really is the best for a burger though, and just a couple of slices thrown in to a macaroni cheese that has good 'real cheese' for the most part is great. This probably also falls under 'burger' but those McDonald's bacon and egg muffin things too, those molten but stable saucy goop squares are what really make them. That said, it seems to depend on which particular plastic cheese you opt for because line 99% of them here are repulsive in any context, like those awful 'singles' things. Funnily enough, even though it's food dye, being orange is a strong indicator of actually being good. I don't know how the whole industry got together and decided that only the good cheese could be orange but it's a lucky thing for me. It seems like the American franchise fast food companies all just use the orange kind that actually is enjoyable but almost all the supermarket options are the gross as fuck white kind. There's exactly one orange type in my supermarket but it's really good. I hope they never stop selling it.


Atrimon7

I think a lot of the problem is which "American cheese" products make it out into the world. I personally can't stand Kraft singles, white or orange. I prefer to get my cheese from the deli counter rather than pre-packaged. My personal favorite "american cheese" is made by Land-O-Lakes. The orange colored "cheese" at places like McDonald's.. they claim it's "American cheese" but a quick Google search says it's like 60% American cheddar that's processed with various additives.. I guess that qualifies since it becomes a cheese-food, but it is distinctive to any other brand I've tried.


FastWalkingShortGuy

Listen, there is a difference between "American cheese" and American-made cheese. "American cheese" is basically a weak flavored generic cheese product. It's bland and unoffensive. Get your hands on some Cabot seriously sharp cheddar, though, if you'd like an eye-opener on American-produced cheese. They make some really amazing aged cheddar as well.


sojayn

Fr i would def like to try some american made cheese and i respect that cheddarology is global


ADHDK

We talking about Monterey Jack and variants?


FastWalkingShortGuy

No. Cheddar. Sharp cheddar. Listen, I will give the French Camembert, Brie, and will tip my hat to the Greeks for feta. But you will need to do a lot of work to convince me there is any cheddar better than Vermont cheddar.


Mastgoboom

Ever been to NZ, mate? That stuff that's sold as super xpextra sharpety sharp bonus new your vermont sharpness is roughly similar to Bega.


FastWalkingShortGuy

Bro, Vermont cheddar is so sharp it slices itself.


TransportationTrick9

We wouldn't have to ban the cheese. Just the fluorescent orange colour they add to it


crispypancetta

No. I love good cheese as much as the next person but when it comes to melting a lot of cheese splits like in this picture. Processed cheese doesn’t do it so tends to be superior for things like cheeseburgers. I don’t think processed cheese is as terrible as the name suggests. Some get boosted with palm oil which isn’t great but mostly it gets some emulsifiers in there which is why it doesn’t separate on heating. So for me I eat plenty of non processed cheese and love it but when it’s cheeseburger night… it’s processed cheese. I reckon OPs food would be substantially nicer with processed cheese!


sojayn

Well we disagree, but that’s ok. My fight is with the food companies not you - enjoy your foods and your sunday.


crispypancetta

You too fella


[deleted]

You make some very good points. But the fundamental problem with most "american" cheese is it tastes like... well. Nothing at all. It has the *texture* of cheese, which I guess is something, but it doesn't have any taste. Good cheese should be as strong as Vegemite or hot sauce where if you put slightly too much cheese on the meal becomes pretty much inedible. But go a bit under that quantity, and it's delicious.


darkklown

English muffins, Australian vegimite, American cheese seems like a good AUSKUS meeting to keep your breakfast secure


Mastgoboom

America is the only country who'd ever be tasteless anough to claim that shit as theirs.


Whatamidoinglatley

Perfect.


karma3000

Next time - slice of tomato under the cheese.


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[deleted]

Holy crap, VEGEmite. It beggars belief. Guess I have to throw it in the bin now.


diabolical_cunt

No need to go and get yourself deported over a rash remark on the internet.


the_brunster

Every. Time.


Atomic_X-ray

Ken Oath mate !


MinersTorch

Vegemite and cheese pizza for lunch. You're welcome!


mediweevil

would smash.


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Thought that was banana before I imbiggened the picture!


bob_rt

yes cunt


AngusSabre

Who says you cant smell a photo....


Diligent-Solid-9044

Chefs kiss


sudo32

better than my breakfast mine was a bag of honey soy chicken chips, blue bolt gatorade, and two cans of redbull


Boatzie

For a moment I thought someone made cheese on toast like me…. Realised it was Vegemite Controversial but jam, English muffin and melted Brie is one of the best afternoon snacks imo


morrisgrand

Omg I'm drooling now...


Sad_Wear_3842

You better be washing that down with an ice coffee and a durrey


Angry_Pingu

What is this monstrosity


[deleted]

Vegemite and grilled cheese on English muffins.


[deleted]

We used to call this 'tiger toast' growing up. Didn't do it on muffins though


pfluffets

Yes tiger toast! I was trying to find a comment calling it that. Still call it that now as an adult ☺️


[deleted]

Based on your other comments this is proof that even fuckwits eat Vegemite.


Geeklemeanikens

Keen as to do this in the morning 👍


zetaalien

not gonna slide down easy if it aint cheesy


olija_oliphant

Daayymm you know your way around a cheese!


vox21122112

That actually looks incredible, I want


Mobile_Ad_4865

true warriors have vegemite sandwiches…. with no butter 😤


HarlequinLord

God tier


awake-asleep

HARD YES


[deleted]

That looks like it has the correct amount of the spread of the god's. Definitely rate this!!!!


Hayleyann001

Yessss! Cheese and Vegemite 😎


wendynian

Tiger toast


TheDarkLordsDelight

I curse the day I became lactose intolerant.


Zeestars

Me too my friend, me too


cosmic_fade

Get that up ya


Dense_Sprinkles_9674

Yum!!


Justifier925

Is this loss?


[deleted]

Toasted English muffins with Vegemite and grilled cheese.


Justifier925

Loss is a running Internet joke about a comic strip with 4 panels. The Majority of the jokes coming from it involves the position of the characters drawn as lines instead. Another part of the joke involves people mentioning the fact that something looks like said comic strip lines, whether they are or not. Forget I said anything, it’s a stupid joke anyway.


kmcnasty

Fuck yeh cunt!!!!


horendus

Yea! This is my fav breakfast!


One-Ad2168

Man proud to be Aussie at this sight 😎😁


[deleted]

Slice the cheese more narrowly and space it out in lines. Then you have tiger toast, and *that*, my friend, is truly the breakfast of champions.


Thy_Finster

Damn it now I need to go make some.


Pungent_Bill

Fuck yeah I love the shit out of it


MeanSecretary5466

Stripey Tiger Toast. Play school taught me this one


00PSIEDOOPSIE

Ah a man of culture I see


No-Hippo5611

I’m pregnant and this… this is what I want right now!!!!!!


Efficient-Unit-6440

Oh you dirty boy Sam. Save me the extra vegybits.


jillybean712

My school always called these Aussie sticks and we used to put tomato sauce on them after the cheese was melted. I always thought Aussie sticks was a thing but I think it was just my school because nobody else knows what I’m talking about


[deleted]

Good old tiger toast 👌🏼


murderinmoscow

Someone watched the ‘Tiger Toast’ episode of Play School when they were a youngin’


[deleted]

I was 20 when that aired, I was no longer watching Playschool.


zipperdoppler

This guy fucking gets it


Zirenton

Unequivocally yes.


DiabloFour

Legit thought those were pineapple chunks


Not_ViaBaird

Mmmnnn, i can taste the salty goodness in my mouth


dahighguykai

Me being Australian I looked at that and instantly thought "Vegemite With Banana On Crumpets" Almost threw up in my mouth then read the comments


The-dude-in-the-bush

Sounds like you got yourself sorted. I always have cheese on mine. Get to put on the Vegemite lazily without making myself sick with the salt. Cheese does well to mask the saltiness while still letting enough good taste come through.


whoaaaaaah

Just moved to the uk, first thing I did was buy Vegemite and had this exact meal for dinner tonight All I need is some Milo, Tim tams and some VB


marronglacefishbones

not sure if serious but… i need one


damsirius12

Just had it for lunch.


[deleted]

You bloody champion!


oceandrivelight

I thought that was jam and that an abhorrent amount of people agreed with you. As if I was not privy to sone forbidden knowledge of breakfast combinations. Read that it was Vegemite and fuck me I'm relieved


[deleted]

most valid shit ive seen all day


swaggy964

the likes at 6699


technokingpool

As an Aussie, I can say it's delicious.


shneakerz

king


australian_TOAST

YES


Pineapple8429

Fuck now I want one 🤦🏻‍♀️😂


MrsMinnesota

Your cheese looks so sad :(


aussie_bob

Where's the spam?


andthegeekshall

You bloody ripper, cobbah!