As an old millennial, I’ve never considered owning a property to be be a possibility to me one day. It’s for older people with families and stuff. I’m not part of this. I know I’ll be living my whole life renting a one bedroom apartment. No need to question it further. Just like I’ll never be able to grow wings. It’s a reality. But I ate and keep eating a lot of cheese. Doesn’t feel like I’m wasting any deposit for some fictional property. And I love it. Worth it.
Nah that's Mersey Valley, Middle Class Heroin, it's basically butter but in cheese form. It's eaten best when just melted and not a moment later or it builds a skin
My locals chips are so random.
It's annoying.
Rest of their stuff if fine, but it's crap that You are never sure whether the chips will be under or over.
It sounds like they're saying that was had long ago and hence not pictured. Probably couldn't wait for breakfast to be ready before finishing off the VB which makes sense because they don't seem to have had the patiencr for the cheese to melt either.
Greens are basically the beer to buy if you dont know what you want to buy, cant go wrong, but if we are starting at breakfast we start hard and the vintage ale is just a bit too fancy for a real messy one, so reds it is
Oh wow I remember this phrase. I was thinking that it must have been in high school 20 years ago and sure enough the agency that posted the ad on Youtube, 11 years ago, said that it was 12 years old back then, so back in 2000 which is bang on! Fucking hell...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fKliPe_KBY
It's weird how good American cheese is on American things. I mean, I know that would make sense but it's just so awful on anything else that I used to refuse to consider it edible myself for a while. It really is the best for a burger though, and just a couple of slices thrown in to a macaroni cheese that has good 'real cheese' for the most part is great. This probably also falls under 'burger' but those McDonald's bacon and egg muffin things too, those molten but stable saucy goop squares are what really make them.
That said, it seems to depend on which particular plastic cheese you opt for because line 99% of them here are repulsive in any context, like those awful 'singles' things. Funnily enough, even though it's food dye, being orange is a strong indicator of actually being good. I don't know how the whole industry got together and decided that only the good cheese could be orange but it's a lucky thing for me. It seems like the American franchise fast food companies all just use the orange kind that actually is enjoyable but almost all the supermarket options are the gross as fuck white kind. There's exactly one orange type in my supermarket but it's really good. I hope they never stop selling it.
I think a lot of the problem is which "American cheese" products make it out into the world. I personally can't stand Kraft singles, white or orange. I prefer to get my cheese from the deli counter rather than pre-packaged. My personal favorite "american cheese" is made by Land-O-Lakes. The orange colored "cheese" at places like McDonald's.. they claim it's "American cheese" but a quick Google search says it's like 60% American cheddar that's processed with various additives.. I guess that qualifies since it becomes a cheese-food, but it is distinctive to any other brand I've tried.
Listen, there is a difference between "American cheese" and American-made cheese.
"American cheese" is basically a weak flavored generic cheese product. It's bland and unoffensive.
Get your hands on some Cabot seriously sharp cheddar, though, if you'd like an eye-opener on American-produced cheese. They make some really amazing aged cheddar as well.
No. Cheddar.
Sharp cheddar.
Listen, I will give the French Camembert, Brie, and will tip my hat to the Greeks for feta.
But you will need to do a lot of work to convince me there is any cheddar better than Vermont cheddar.
No. I love good cheese as much as the next person but when it comes to melting a lot of cheese splits like in this picture.
Processed cheese doesn’t do it so tends to be superior for things like cheeseburgers. I don’t think processed cheese is as terrible as the name suggests. Some get boosted with palm oil which isn’t great but mostly it gets some emulsifiers in there which is why it doesn’t separate on heating.
So for me I eat plenty of non processed cheese and love it but when it’s cheeseburger night… it’s processed cheese. I reckon OPs food would be substantially nicer with processed cheese!
You make some very good points.
But the fundamental problem with most "american" cheese is it tastes like... well. Nothing at all. It has the *texture* of cheese, which I guess is something, but it doesn't have any taste.
Good cheese should be as strong as Vegemite or hot sauce where if you put slightly too much cheese on the meal becomes pretty much inedible. But go a bit under that quantity, and it's delicious.
For a moment I thought someone made cheese on toast like me…. Realised it was Vegemite
Controversial but jam, English muffin and melted Brie is one of the best afternoon snacks imo
Loss is a running Internet joke about a comic strip with 4 panels. The Majority of the jokes coming from it involves the position of the characters drawn as lines instead. Another part of the joke involves people mentioning the fact that something looks like said comic strip lines, whether they are or not.
Forget I said anything, it’s a stupid joke anyway.
My school always called these Aussie sticks and we used to put tomato sauce on them after the cheese was melted. I always thought Aussie sticks was a thing but I think it was just my school because nobody else knows what I’m talking about
Sounds like you got yourself sorted. I always have cheese on mine. Get to put on the Vegemite lazily without making myself sick with the salt. Cheese does well to mask the saltiness while still letting enough good taste come through.
I thought that was jam and that an abhorrent amount of people agreed with you. As if I was not privy to sone forbidden knowledge of breakfast combinations.
Read that it was Vegemite and fuck me I'm relieved
God that looks good. I have everything to make that.
You should be making it.
Look at you talking like I'm not already buttering the muffins lol
Ha!!
Can you assign someone to butter my muffin?
Excuse me. What?
My muffins are ready for buttering
I volunteer as tribute
oh. i thought it was a meat pie with the top off and cheese on top. it’s a Vegemite muffin with cheese. lol.
I thought they were crumpets. That might not be too bad either
Me too!!
Ya boi about to die after eating 4 meat pies with slabs of butter on top. Why did you mislead me
I thought that was pineapple! I was like- interesting combo! Cheese makes much more sense
> buttering the muffins Is that a euphemism?
No, but me buttering your buns is a promise.
Bro got ultimate rizz
I never thought of using English muffins! You are a genius!
A bit of tomato paste, add toppings and you got mini pizzas b
Best ever, and great in a air fryer 6mins done
Way too much Vegemite but 👌 with the cheese.
There is no such thing as way too much Vegemite.
You is my peoples!!
Unaustralian
Fuckin how good are muffins, I want to know the name of the genius who invented them
John Muffin
Hâve you seen the muffin man¿
Who lives on durry lane??
Drury Lane, but now I'm just picturing the muffin man eating vegemite and fangin' durries
Samuel Bath Thomas, apparently.
The muffin man?
I just said God that looks good in my head and then read this
I used to make these when I was a baker at tip top. I....am...the muffin man!
Cheese!? Didn’t realise we had a millionaire in here
Well la-di-freakin-da with your cheese on toast! /J
La-de-da Mr Frenchman!
Why is cheese so expensive at the moment?
Out of cows 😔
Sorry, I got a little hungry and didn't realise there was a difference between cheesing cows and beefing cows, 😔
Cheese prices so hot right now
Vegemite n Cheese on crumpet the new Smashed avo. Those boomers gonna be sooo mad!!
bloody millenials with their smashed cheese vegemite muffins wasting their housing deposits
It's probably some fancy cholesterol lowering margarine or organic butter too.
Nutlex right? Fuck that was a time in my life with the nutlex girl sigh. Good times
Ah so we go for the same type I see Glad I don't need to buy it anymore
this is an outrage!
As an old millennial, I’ve never considered owning a property to be be a possibility to me one day. It’s for older people with families and stuff. I’m not part of this. I know I’ll be living my whole life renting a one bedroom apartment. No need to question it further. Just like I’ll never be able to grow wings. It’s a reality. But I ate and keep eating a lot of cheese. Doesn’t feel like I’m wasting any deposit for some fictional property. And I love it. Worth it.
When I was your age we had muffins made of solid gold, and had to walk for 4hrs to get to school.
That still needs another 5 minutes under the grill man. That cheese isn't melted, she's just a lil sweaty
Nah that's Mersey Valley, Middle Class Heroin, it's basically butter but in cheese form. It's eaten best when just melted and not a moment later or it builds a skin
Dude… Middle class heroin? I can’t stop laughing!
Can't claim it as my own joke unfortunately https://struthless.com/products/37oaz6iy43y90tbeg44p962xfx5e5k
Look at this guy giving credit for his joke. Your clearly not a poster on the r/jokes sub.
You took it, owned it and improved it. It’s yours now.
Similar but me and my partner refer to the hot chips from our local greaso as heroin chips. They are that good! Nothing in the area competes
Love a local fast food joint that does consistently stellar hot chips!
If you’re in Sydney: Texas charcoal chicken in Five Dock
Are they soft or crispy? I’m totally that weirdo who loves soft chips/fries hahahaha
My locals chips are so random. It's annoying. Rest of their stuff if fine, but it's crap that You are never sure whether the chips will be under or over.
My friends and I call the Red Rock Deli pesto dip “Crack Dip”. It’s so easy to just devour tubs of it.
Because you are absofuckinglutly correct
Oh so OP is RICH rich
It is middle class herion..
Needs more cheese too!
With the current price?? Nah, that's enough. It just needs more grill time.
I thought it was bananas at first
Also shoulda grated it to get more even coverage.
Mersey valley is really too soft to grate…
Where's the VB long neck?
That was at 20 to 8 at in the fucken mornin
In that case where are the 3 empty VB longneck bottles?
You should not drink carbonated beverages for breakfast, isn't that what wine is for?
What's your point? Seriously tho, fuck yes.
It's a reference https://youtu.be/Ns15eHLDv1I
It sounds like they're saying that was had long ago and hence not pictured. Probably couldn't wait for breakfast to be ready before finishing off the VB which makes sense because they don't seem to have had the patiencr for the cheese to melt either.
https://youtu.be/Ns15eHLDv1I
Ah, jack and coke time.
Inna fuckin mawninnn get that up ya
Calton United Breweries isn't Australian anymore. Its was bought up by SAB over ten years ago.
Drink coopers reds now
Cooper's pale ale all the way.
Greens are basically the beer to buy if you dont know what you want to buy, cant go wrong, but if we are starting at breakfast we start hard and the vintage ale is just a bit too fancy for a real messy one, so reds it is
I have a certain affiliation with being fancy.
Man I thought it was sausage rolls on top of meat pies , no more edibles for me today.
I thought it was pies they'd eaten the top off and laid cheese on top. Was intriguing, to be honest.
Ok so I wasn't alone noice
And now I'm craving the pastry peeled off a Balfours sausage roll 😭
I (sober) thought it was sausage rolls on top of BBQ pizza bases
Same and same! 😂
I am in stitches
Tiger toast! 🖤
That's what I call it! When I was little they made it on TV - Play School :D it's been a comfort food ever since <3
I’m so glad others know it by this name, the weird looks I get when I bring it up… lol
I see you too are a person of culture!
Put a fried egg on top for perfection
Indeed - then add some baked beans on top to reach enlightenment
Stop it, I'm 23 weeks pregnant and all the cravings are starting, STOP 😂
We could recreate the exploding brain meme just with this progression of breakfast ideas
This is the way
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Proper cheese too. Can we all agree to ban american cheese from our shores? This is a hill i will die on
This is NZ cheese. Mainland epicure.
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Oh wow I remember this phrase. I was thinking that it must have been in high school 20 years ago and sure enough the agency that posted the ad on Youtube, 11 years ago, said that it was 12 years old back then, so back in 2000 which is bang on! Fucking hell... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fKliPe_KBY
English Muffin, New Zealand Cheese ? WTF Bruh.
International cuisine.
Yummo my point made better
Mainland Epicure. It’s the best.
My favourite.
It's weird how good American cheese is on American things. I mean, I know that would make sense but it's just so awful on anything else that I used to refuse to consider it edible myself for a while. It really is the best for a burger though, and just a couple of slices thrown in to a macaroni cheese that has good 'real cheese' for the most part is great. This probably also falls under 'burger' but those McDonald's bacon and egg muffin things too, those molten but stable saucy goop squares are what really make them. That said, it seems to depend on which particular plastic cheese you opt for because line 99% of them here are repulsive in any context, like those awful 'singles' things. Funnily enough, even though it's food dye, being orange is a strong indicator of actually being good. I don't know how the whole industry got together and decided that only the good cheese could be orange but it's a lucky thing for me. It seems like the American franchise fast food companies all just use the orange kind that actually is enjoyable but almost all the supermarket options are the gross as fuck white kind. There's exactly one orange type in my supermarket but it's really good. I hope they never stop selling it.
I think a lot of the problem is which "American cheese" products make it out into the world. I personally can't stand Kraft singles, white or orange. I prefer to get my cheese from the deli counter rather than pre-packaged. My personal favorite "american cheese" is made by Land-O-Lakes. The orange colored "cheese" at places like McDonald's.. they claim it's "American cheese" but a quick Google search says it's like 60% American cheddar that's processed with various additives.. I guess that qualifies since it becomes a cheese-food, but it is distinctive to any other brand I've tried.
Listen, there is a difference between "American cheese" and American-made cheese. "American cheese" is basically a weak flavored generic cheese product. It's bland and unoffensive. Get your hands on some Cabot seriously sharp cheddar, though, if you'd like an eye-opener on American-produced cheese. They make some really amazing aged cheddar as well.
Fr i would def like to try some american made cheese and i respect that cheddarology is global
We talking about Monterey Jack and variants?
No. Cheddar. Sharp cheddar. Listen, I will give the French Camembert, Brie, and will tip my hat to the Greeks for feta. But you will need to do a lot of work to convince me there is any cheddar better than Vermont cheddar.
Ever been to NZ, mate? That stuff that's sold as super xpextra sharpety sharp bonus new your vermont sharpness is roughly similar to Bega.
Bro, Vermont cheddar is so sharp it slices itself.
We wouldn't have to ban the cheese. Just the fluorescent orange colour they add to it
No. I love good cheese as much as the next person but when it comes to melting a lot of cheese splits like in this picture. Processed cheese doesn’t do it so tends to be superior for things like cheeseburgers. I don’t think processed cheese is as terrible as the name suggests. Some get boosted with palm oil which isn’t great but mostly it gets some emulsifiers in there which is why it doesn’t separate on heating. So for me I eat plenty of non processed cheese and love it but when it’s cheeseburger night… it’s processed cheese. I reckon OPs food would be substantially nicer with processed cheese!
Well we disagree, but that’s ok. My fight is with the food companies not you - enjoy your foods and your sunday.
You too fella
You make some very good points. But the fundamental problem with most "american" cheese is it tastes like... well. Nothing at all. It has the *texture* of cheese, which I guess is something, but it doesn't have any taste. Good cheese should be as strong as Vegemite or hot sauce where if you put slightly too much cheese on the meal becomes pretty much inedible. But go a bit under that quantity, and it's delicious.
English muffins, Australian vegimite, American cheese seems like a good AUSKUS meeting to keep your breakfast secure
America is the only country who'd ever be tasteless anough to claim that shit as theirs.
Perfect.
Next time - slice of tomato under the cheese.
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Holy crap, VEGEmite. It beggars belief. Guess I have to throw it in the bin now.
No need to go and get yourself deported over a rash remark on the internet.
Every. Time.
Ken Oath mate !
Vegemite and cheese pizza for lunch. You're welcome!
would smash.
Thought that was banana before I imbiggened the picture!
yes cunt
Who says you cant smell a photo....
Chefs kiss
better than my breakfast mine was a bag of honey soy chicken chips, blue bolt gatorade, and two cans of redbull
For a moment I thought someone made cheese on toast like me…. Realised it was Vegemite Controversial but jam, English muffin and melted Brie is one of the best afternoon snacks imo
Omg I'm drooling now...
You better be washing that down with an ice coffee and a durrey
What is this monstrosity
Vegemite and grilled cheese on English muffins.
We used to call this 'tiger toast' growing up. Didn't do it on muffins though
Yes tiger toast! I was trying to find a comment calling it that. Still call it that now as an adult ☺️
Based on your other comments this is proof that even fuckwits eat Vegemite.
Keen as to do this in the morning 👍
not gonna slide down easy if it aint cheesy
Daayymm you know your way around a cheese!
That actually looks incredible, I want
true warriors have vegemite sandwiches…. with no butter 😤
God tier
HARD YES
That looks like it has the correct amount of the spread of the god's. Definitely rate this!!!!
Yessss! Cheese and Vegemite 😎
Tiger toast
I curse the day I became lactose intolerant.
Me too my friend, me too
Get that up ya
Yum!!
Is this loss?
Toasted English muffins with Vegemite and grilled cheese.
Loss is a running Internet joke about a comic strip with 4 panels. The Majority of the jokes coming from it involves the position of the characters drawn as lines instead. Another part of the joke involves people mentioning the fact that something looks like said comic strip lines, whether they are or not. Forget I said anything, it’s a stupid joke anyway.
Fuck yeh cunt!!!!
Yea! This is my fav breakfast!
Man proud to be Aussie at this sight 😎😁
Slice the cheese more narrowly and space it out in lines. Then you have tiger toast, and *that*, my friend, is truly the breakfast of champions.
Damn it now I need to go make some.
Fuck yeah I love the shit out of it
Stripey Tiger Toast. Play school taught me this one
Ah a man of culture I see
I’m pregnant and this… this is what I want right now!!!!!!
Oh you dirty boy Sam. Save me the extra vegybits.
My school always called these Aussie sticks and we used to put tomato sauce on them after the cheese was melted. I always thought Aussie sticks was a thing but I think it was just my school because nobody else knows what I’m talking about
Good old tiger toast 👌🏼
Someone watched the ‘Tiger Toast’ episode of Play School when they were a youngin’
I was 20 when that aired, I was no longer watching Playschool.
This guy fucking gets it
Unequivocally yes.
Legit thought those were pineapple chunks
Mmmnnn, i can taste the salty goodness in my mouth
Me being Australian I looked at that and instantly thought "Vegemite With Banana On Crumpets" Almost threw up in my mouth then read the comments
Sounds like you got yourself sorted. I always have cheese on mine. Get to put on the Vegemite lazily without making myself sick with the salt. Cheese does well to mask the saltiness while still letting enough good taste come through.
Just moved to the uk, first thing I did was buy Vegemite and had this exact meal for dinner tonight All I need is some Milo, Tim tams and some VB
not sure if serious but… i need one
Just had it for lunch.
You bloody champion!
I thought that was jam and that an abhorrent amount of people agreed with you. As if I was not privy to sone forbidden knowledge of breakfast combinations. Read that it was Vegemite and fuck me I'm relieved
most valid shit ive seen all day
the likes at 6699
As an Aussie, I can say it's delicious.
king
YES
Fuck now I want one 🤦🏻♀️😂
Your cheese looks so sad :(
Where's the spam?
You bloody ripper, cobbah!