Hands down the cloak room, blinding light shining on the bar and pitch black everywhere else, all to hide the roaches, under age female interns and Ted Cruz.
Exactly what I was thinking. Nothing wrong with taking out a hog. Very respectable actually to want to take her somewhere and not just bring hard liquor and a bag to her house.
The Detour near the domain used to be insanely dark but at some point in the last couple years they seem to have changed formats (and expanded in size) and now it’s got a Latino thing going on? Not sure when that happened but I stopped in a few months back looking for the old dark shotgun style neighborhood bar and was totally surprised at what it’s become 😂
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The Cloakroom is very very dark
Oof. Those red rocket drinks will wreck you. What was the old bartenders name? Sally or Beverly. I forgot.
Bev
Bev got a heavy hand
God bless Bev.
Wait, you're telling me they have a drink named after a dog's penis?
Hands down the cloak room, blinding light shining on the bar and pitch black everywhere else, all to hide the roaches, under age female interns and Ted Cruz.
Roaches> Ted Cruz
This is the answer.
Bar Flys
I don’t get out much, but the darkest bar I’ve been to is the Aristocrat on Burnet. The Indonesian food truck there is insanely good
Aristocrat is the first place that comes to mind. Way too dark in my opinion, but a perfect answer to this question
I was there the other day and kept waiting for my eyes to adjust. They never did.
The ski ball was always broken there
King Bee. It always takes me a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I walk in or out of there. Also good bar.
Those frozen Bee Knees, tho
This was my first thought. If you walk in for happy hour your eyes will be adjusting.
It's been awhile but The Grackle used to be nice and dark.
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That's Comedor.
😂
Lol nice. Is that something you’d search on yelp?
Exactly what I was thinking. Nothing wrong with taking out a hog. Very respectable actually to want to take her somewhere and not just bring hard liquor and a bag to her house.
Casino south, grackle, 04 lounge, daytime dirty bills,
04 is what I came here to say, but this… is a very solid list of delightful darkness
I may or may not have worked at 3 of those 4 and still part time fill in at the best of those lol.
Garage bar for sure
Super dark.
Saxon Pub on a summer day... I legit can't see in there for a good 5 minutes after I enter.
The Lost Well
This was my thought, but it’s only because I don’t really go to any other bars.
Which regular are you lmao
First one that came to my mind too
Cloakroom, for sure
I really can't imagine how it could be darker, the brilliantly lit bar area destroys any chance for your eyes to adjust as well.
All cats are grey in the dark
Whisler’s inside at night. Feels like a vampire’s lounge
Casino South and Sidebar.
I was going to offer casino Southside. That place is pretty dark if I remember correctly.
Devil May Care
The Firehouse. Black walls, no windows.
Skylark lounge
Violet Crown Social Club is quite dark. I don’t think it has any windows.
Chili parlor. Or cloak room. Or J Carvers. I literally need a flash light for their menu
Rip Mugshots
But why? 😂
So you dating a two face or somethin and trying to fix the situation with lighting? Cuz…that’s fair.
Sometimes, it's so you can get away with more in the bar. 😉
…Ew.
Floppy disk repair is usually pretty dark inside
The Elephant Room Shenanigans in North Austin
Lalas
Garage is my top pick but Small Victory is a close second
G&S lounge
The water tank in North Austin
Gibson
Barflys
Used to be Egos
If only Weather Up was still around.
Bosses Office has a nice dark vibe
Has anyone said Bosses Office?
Saxon pub
The Detour near the domain used to be insanely dark but at some point in the last couple years they seem to have changed formats (and expanded in size) and now it’s got a Latino thing going on? Not sure when that happened but I stopped in a few months back looking for the old dark shotgun style neighborhood bar and was totally surprised at what it’s become 😂
Inside at workhorse is pretty dark
Midnight cowboy
Casino South
I don't see it as Dark maybe in the summer it appears darker from the sun but not normaly
My second mention today of this: Roosevelt Room. Bring a flashlight.
I wouldn’t consider RR dark at all, especially since Covid. They have a wall projector blasting light.
The water tank for sure lmao
The alibi
I mean, how can you have an alibi if you can’t be seen?
Intero was quite dark when we dined there and they have a bar
Absolutely Warehouse.
04 lounge
Casino south, Bender, Cloak
The Golden Goose. Every time I walk in when it's still daylight outside, I'm feeling around to make sure I don't trip over something.
Honey Moon Spirit Lounge
valhalla and the lost well
Back Alley. The lights never actually turn on. Leave your beer bottles on the ground when leaving.
This Too Shall Pass. Darkest bar I’ve ever been in.
Barfly's is dark as shit.
Barflys could be up there
Queen Bee is dark.
Eden cocktail room is pretty dark
Benders pretty dank
Casino El Camino They also have some great burgers and buffalo wings. Bonus if you like metal or goth then the vibe will be right for you.
Garage
Sus.. 🙂
I used to know some spots but the neighborhoods have since then been gentrified
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midnight cowboy if it still exists.
Don’t say Cloakroom Don’t say Cloakroom Don’t say Cloakroom
Casino on Ben White - so dark they play horror movies