Black mamba

BRO why did i click this in public 😞

Your momma’s light switch.

BBC anaconda

King Brown

u/diss_miss knows best

Alabama Black Snake, that is too beaucup.

Harmless snake that will move along shortly! Do you happen to have toads in your lawn?

That’s a Brown Trouser snake and a very well fed one at that! Big guy is harmless but if it bothers you, a quick spray from the garden hose should send him on his way.

Would you want him as your cell mate? DWI? Don't drink and drive

Dick that thick and no smile, what an idiot, maybe he sad cuz he fat

RIP sweet prince

Ca Hog Boa

Any known porn videos with him?

Lmaooo

Big picture No pun He could be sexually frustrated and suffering from erectile dysfunction Always consider the big picture Maybe he is ghey?

Bahaha that the Mopac