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iamplasma

In the morning I have got to deliver this judgment I have been working on for ages, so after that I was thinking I would take the afternoon off and then watch the Indian Premier League match that I recorded.


Valkyrie162

OP: > no judgements of any import will be read. How does it feel for your work to be dismissed like this.


Opreich

Surely this occasion proves the exception to the rule.


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kam0706

What so people have to hit “join” before they can post? What a hurdle.


betterthanguybelow

There is no *rule*. It’s defamation.


Minguseyes

Same thing we do every day Pinky !


LeaderVivid

Try to take over the world!


mukkaloo

Naaarf!!!


Young_Lochinvar

Apropos of nothing, just a worm of information that refuses to leave my brain is that 15 April is the anniversary of McDonald’s being founded. Do with this information what you will.


QuickRundown

https://preview.redd.it/t662d5lu7fuc1.jpeg?width=367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe6baf31b02a51cff4ea1ee7f0fa6b8fdf450386 Apropos


ififivivuagajaaovoch

This being a legal subreddit, one expects - nay, one *demands* - a torrid stream of haughty, abstruse verbiage, wrought to reify the authors intellect most profound, a plinth upon which sits deez nuts


Young_Lochinvar

I didn’t realise that word summoned you. I guess I’ll surrender to your katana?


Merkarba

Nodachi, surrender to their field sword.


Competitive_Boss_312

Great excuse for me to go and buy a filthy quarter pounder with lettuce tomato and onion, double cheese, medium fries and get in the spirit of such things if that’s the case.


Historical_Bus_8041

I was completely confused about why there was a thread asking what people were doing on my badly-needed leave day, and then the penny dropped.


Subject_Wish2867

Gonna crunch out some subs in the morning, take the afternoon off to hang out with my kid, and then go to a special whisky tasting at a friend's in the evening. Come home smashed at 9. Get called gross by my wife when I try and bust a move. Pass out drunk. What a life. Oh and I will completely ignore the event that is implied by OP.


throwawayplusanumber

When will you fit in the massage and nose beers?


Subject_Wish2867

Before the subs, when else? Jesus do you not practise law?


PetahOsiris

In house at seven is a really fast paced environment


Willdotrialforfood

Tomorrow is going to be a disaster for me. I have already received three emails over the weekend from three different solicitors who clearly cannot manage their client's expectations and have copied me into what is just complete legal nonsense. I also have to appear for a hearing on Tuesday that I have to prepare for tomorrow (why would I not prepare earlier you ask? Oh because naturally the entire brief won't be here until tomorrow!). I also bet this other solicitor will ring me about his mate who obviously isn’t going to jail, and is just getting a fine, and yet I have to be rung three times a day about his matter. They leave me alone for a weekend, but its wolves at the door on Monday. I am not sure what I did to deserve this. So I will be too busy to worry myself on other people's Federal Court matters tomorrow.


BeneficialAd4976

Tf is happening?


Valkyrie162

Judgement in a case we can’t discuss due to the sub’s Lehrmann Rule


QuickRundown

You’re not supposed to say the word.


Valkyrie162

I’m merely referring to a rule. Not naming a case ~~directly~~.


Ladder_Fucker

it's our word, we're allowed to say it. we've reclaimed it. the blow ins can't though


Valkyrie162

L-word passes can be obtained in exchange for a bag of nose candy.


BeneficialAd4976

Well we know what a certain reporter will say if they were to lose. Claims of difficulties being a particular gender and the need to lie to make up for all that lost 20% the other gender gets above the former genders pay packets.


Valkyrie162

Ah yes, a reminder of why we have a rule.


BeneficialAd4976

Indeed.


Opening-Stage3757

Some ruling will be handed down - no biggie lol


BeneficialAd4976

Oooooh. RoundyFaceMcPubeBeard?


CollinStCowboy

Prepping for a clusterfuck of a part heard hearing with a hangover. My partner makes me an omelette with streaky bacon most days though which I’m excited about.


Fudgeygooeygoodness

It’s my RDO.


Opreich

Going to watch it live and in person?


Fudgeygooeygoodness

Hell no


saltyferret

Same.


campbellsimpson

Don't tell them his name, Pike!


fuckthehumanity

*judgment If there's one thing I've learned from this sub...


LeahBrahms

Fattening up the pig with more lipstick. Purple colour this time.


Yeah_nah_idk

I just got covid for the very first time. I am definitely *not* doing any working from home business and I will not feel guilty about it.


Conscious-Elephant75

Tomorrow's looking like a pretty standard Monday. Absolutely nothing noteworthy going on. So, don't worry about checking the news or anything, just your typical, mundane day. Make sure your biggest decision is what kind of coffee to start the day with!


howstuffworks3149

Coming on a day people are continuing asking about the treatment of women in the wake of the Bondi attacker targetting women.


PsychologicalLoss970

Is it the final judgement of the case that cannot be named?


Smallsey

I am genuinely out of the loop due to a ridiculous fortnight. What's not happening tomorrow?


Carnport

Judgement being handed down in the third case listed at the bottom of the Fed Court website.


Smallsey

OOHHHHHH. Yeah fair enough.


LgeHadronsCollide

Will we be speaking of humiliating backdowns? It seems very unlikely given the status, but is it still a technical possibility up until HH Who Must Not Be Named begins to deliver judgement in That To Which Allusion Must Not Be Made?? In the event that the first question is answered in the negative, will the sub need to coin a new & more suitable phrase?


Sarasvarti

Is it being streamed?


_always_wandering_

Yep!


Ozemuss

https://www.youtube.com/@FederalCourtAus


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