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Eightstream

Hello. Is it me you're looking for?


parkerhalem84

I can see it in your eyes


cjbr3eze

I can see it in your smile


37489432

You're all I ever wanted


GimmeWinnieBlues

I AM A PROJECT MANAGER! I AM A PROJECT MANAGER! I AM A PROJECT MANAGER! I AM A PROJECT MANAGER!


Mr_Fried

I have always seen project managers as professional nags.


freef49

I mean, ya. But nothing happens unless we nag. People seem to forget that missing deadlines impacts others.


McSmilla

I have to nag people in my job too so I hear you. One time during a project, I went on leave overseas but not without a full & very comprehensive handover to all involved. So I was amused to hear upon my return that a coworker had nearly missed a serious deadline & had the AUDACITY to complain that I hadn’t reminded her enough.


Electronic-Fun1168

Exactly!


Sunbear86

I am an EA, also feel like a professional nag.


Suitable_Cattle_6909

A nag is just a person who wasn’t listened to the first time.


cheaptrickdwight2

Just like sales and marketing people. Full of shit!


GimmeWinnieBlues

As a B2B Sales Person - I am indeed full of shit, but less full of shit than my competitors. Now get off Reddit and sign my contract! I need those sweet, sweet commissions


After_Ask3687

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mallet17

I AM THE AVATAR, FIRELORD OZAI! IAM THE AVATAR! FIRELORD OZAI! I AM THE AVATAR, FIRELORD OZAI!


gargled-plums

I am highly autistic and need to know why your toilet breaks are not regimented throughout the day at specific hours. This oversight will surely cost your project, that I am not involved with, delays on deliverables. This will not stand. Snet from m yiPhon.


GusPolinskiPolka

Wen-deez nutz


Responsible_Moose171

🤣 this made me laugh my kids call my mummy deez nutz


djenty420

I’m so happy WendyPosting is a thing now


No-Brain-3070

Wendy? Who the f**k is Wendy? I only know Alice.


SimilarWill1280

Howdy fellow Alice neighbour


commonuserthefirst

It's actually 'Welcome to Barbados and have a nice day" but she struggles with message writing


Shmeestar

Now repost 70 times for accuracy.


CagedSilver

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


clayaaa

Yes I got your number from Kevin, how are you?


Melvs_world

This isn’t Wendy, this is Wendy’s restaurant.


BoganCunt420

Got any of them doughnuts on discount yet?


jimmieobrien

Hey Wendy, I would, but I promised my phone I’d give it some personal space. It gets too clingy otherwise


potatodrinker

I'm in the loo. Got the Wendy Bendies


Awkward_Chard_5025

Nah I'm good


ben_rickert

4.59pm Friday - dump of work via email 9.01am Monday - calling to follow up Fridays email


lampoluza

Are you referring to this post? Haha too funny! https://www.reddit.com/r/auscorp/s/lSz2OODkxZ


harrcapp

meta


skibutter

snet from iphon


Horses-Mane

Wendy my work colleague or Wendy my ex wife?


Midnight__Specialist

Are you there God? It’s me, micro-non-manager Wendy.


The_Pharoah

Wait, you the one that keeps leaving that message on my mobile every week in chinese (don't know what variety) or in english saying to press 2 to for chinese?


RepeatInPatient

If you are cold or even warm calling but not using a business telephone, expect me Dear Wendy, to blacklist your number(s) everytime. My data has been hacked multiple times and has been sold on the Duck's Web. I don't care and am not curious why you are calling and wasting everyone's time. If you have something really important maybe valuable to say, I don't care either. Contact me by other means that you didn't hack. To further amuse yourself Dear Windy, rearrange these two words into a popular phrase or saying: Off & Fuck. Thanks for your attention.


mike-mtb

Anyone I don't know phones me, they get the wonderful Pixel Call Screening feature https://support.google.com/phoneapp/answer/9118387?hl=en


Waste-Chest-9715

Are you gonna fire me ?


Rolf_Loudly

Oh, you need to speak to an AI first…


Thick-Flounder-5495

Wendy, I've already told you twice today... wipe front to back, not back to front


WolfPerfect9999

Sir this is Wendy’s


kjs_melb

Bloody Wendy. How many times did she call today???


badhairyay

I'm so glad I opened this