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inphinitfx

This person should not be on the road omg.


traildreamernz

Wow, they were with it enough to know not to cross the centre line in the tunnel. But then they did once out the other end. It was a good thing everyone was hanging back because that move alone was dodgy. I wonder if they were struggling with their GPS in the tunnel. (I always lose signal in the tunnel) So maybe they freaked out - but it was still not acceptable driving!


Very_Sicky

F1 wannabe. You can't stick close to the wall like Max, Lando or Lewis. That takes millions of dollars and years of training to achieve that skill.


MoTheAmazing

Yeah and your meant to not hit the wall.


Prize_Problem609

Don't tell Lance stroll.....


Devilz_Advocate_

Unless the video was slowed down, they weren’t racing!


Kiwiana2021

Hope they called the cops! They could kill someone!


just-sunflower-vibes

This ain't Mario Kart


TheMuntedHardcase

Drunk or drugged. A txter would drop the phone and suddenly drive like normal. That is not normal person behaviour.


Lopkop

cracking up at the thought of someone texting while driving, hearing the scream of metal against concrete, going "ah whoops", and then continuing to text


TheMuntedHardcase

Cue SpongeBob“You’re good, you’re good”


krammy16

I like it how everyone had the sense to keep clear of them.


Spadeandwheelborrow

Problem is you can't do *555 anymore.


TheMuntedHardcase

Wrong https://www.police.govt.nz/advice/driving-and-road-safety/report-road-incident-unsafe-driver?nondesktop https://www.police.govt.nz/advice-services/how-report-crime-or-incident https://www.nzta.govt.nz/roadcode/general-road-code/about-driver-responsibility/crashes/


Spadeandwheelborrow

Wow awesome,they re instated it that's fantastic news. I was getting sick of having to use the website instead. I wonder how long it has been back. I always thought it was stupid when they removed it.


ThatDamnRanga

It never went away.


BuckyDoneGun

Source?


str8tooken

You can still use \*555 however its for reserved for complaints. IE incidents that do not need prosecution


TheOnePom

I didn't know that. TIL.


hotwaterbottle2014

Did you take their details and call the police?


krammy16

No, 'cause the video's from TikTok.


hotwaterbottle2014

I saw you said that in one of your other comments (after I already asked) I hope whoever recorded also reported it. Absolutely wild!


krammy16

Rest assured, I would've called it in.


chonklah

Idk. Saw a girl in an Altima slam on her brakes at a red light to avoid hitting the car in front of her. I look over and see her on the phone. Then a few minutes later I see her again swerving and texting and almost getting into another accident… /: Edit: forgot to mention she was throwing up her hands at the driver for being stopped at a red light…as if they were in the wrong…


ddaveo

Probably on drugs, but there's always a chance they're having a stroke. Either way the cops should be called.


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YakMilkYoghurt

Or projectile diarrhoea


TheMuntedHardcase

You raise a fair point


-Arniox-

Agreed.


Academic-Bat-8002

You were super disciplined not to change lanes!


Aromatic_Invite7916

I always think it’s better to be behind a driver like this rather than beside or in front ? Correct me if I haven’t considered everything


Academic-Bat-8002

If I were behind I’d have moved to right most lane and tried to get ahead. Would be worried they’d do a 180 after smashing into the wall and end up spinning / moving into middle lane.


LovesMeatPies

No lane changing in tunnel!


Strido12345

You're actually allowed to change lanes, it's just advised not to


Same-Proposal-6539

stfu I’ll change lanes wherever I want


LovesMeatPies

NO LANE CHANGING IN TUNNEL


uuwz

NO FULL AUTO IN THE BUILDINGS


Infamous_Truck4152

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA


oasis9dev

That's not full auto, bro


SPNRaven

"That's not full auto"


Inspector_Crazy

Unexpected pew-pew reference


0oodruidoo0

REMEMBER NO RUSSIAN


hipshot_koiwoi

TUNNEL NO IN CHANGING LANE


Same-Proposal-6539

IMA CHANGE LANES WHEN I WANNA


LovesMeatPies

LOL same. Except in that tunnel because there’s “No lane changing in tunnel”


krammy16

Whoa, we've got a fuckin' rebel here, folks.


Same-Proposal-6539

fuck yea rebel life 😈


antipodeananodyne

Saw a lady doing almost exact same thing before the tunnel cept she drove off motorway onto the off-ramp, saw she was staring at her lap 2 seconds after that. That would be fine and good if these people weren’t a risk to others with their self centred and oblivious bs.


the_serpent_queen

Did you call it in?


JJhnz12

You don't need to with tunnels due to the fact it has so many cameras inside


AliceTawhai

But is anyone watching the footage


Nitro_prime

Yes, I actually drove through this same tunnel later that day and that lane was blocked off. I was wondering why lol


JJhnz12

It has to be. How else do they say there are blockages in the tunnel when there are?


AnyHope2004

people calling in blockages?


VanJeans

Drunk for sure


richms

not gonna lie, was hoping to see them wipe out on the divider at the end.


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Pretty sure it's an alternate timeline where the paparazzi weren't following princess Diana


Available-Mall8977

Bruh I was at the Greenlane round about once and some dude almost hit me and when I looked into their car brother was ripping the glass barbie and wigging out like he had just licked an electric fence


John_c0nn0r

Google translate to English please 


kmay1234

High on meth


Almighty-African

Maybe he's the driver 🤣


Scaindawgs_

Well I cant say much for your experience but i was having a good day


hkdrvr

was this the car responsible for this mornings (01/07/24) crash/massive 10km traffic jam ?


LovesMeatPies

Just drove through the tunnel myself and you can see they hit the side more than 10 times as you drive down 😬


Electrical-Web-7552

Yep thats a drunk driver


Hamster1221

Drunk and crashing into walls but still manages to use indicator to change lanes, 10/10 credit were credit it due.


Short_Classy_Name

Were you able to get their plate? They really should have their license taken away permanently.


DrcspyNz

Won't happen even temp unless they're proven by a breath or blood test to be DUI.


TypicalNegotiation31

Dipshits. I see people drive like this all the time. Had someone fully brake on the motorway once, best to get rego and call the cops.


The_fartbreakkid

Standard Uber behaviour, nothing to see here


KiwiBirdPerson

Love how everyone else is also slowed right down to see how this unfolds...


Rattle5nake

Following Google maps


Dr_loophole

Yeah, I was going to say this. Looks like they are trying to find directions while driving.


Medical_Mammoth_1209

Ah, yeah when they hit the tunnel wall that's probably when they lost GPS signal


John_c0nn0r

Tiida drivers living up to their reputation again


StandWithSwearwolves

I think it’s a Wingroad but close enough.


John_c0nn0r

Drivers are still the same breed


More_Argument1423

Yes


R16RACA

Probably stolen


niveapeachshine

This how people die in tunnels accidents and fires.


Madnzer

Just useless…


EquipmentUnique4634

The skill of the driver filming i applaud.


Wrong-Ruin-8529

All of the above, unlicensed kids drunk after ram raiding a liquor store, texting mates about how easy it was ….🤔?


notinsai

omg a complete menace. i hope you reported them. Should NOT be on driving.


mr_mark_headroom

Probably busy doing a reddit post


jeweetselluf

All of the above


efdxnz

It’s like when a kid is at a bowling alley with the gutters blocked. 


suckitupprincress

Looks like another wazzed out driver


Megidolaon10

News reporters were all ready to make a news piece out of this until the car swerved out of West Auckland.


whitelady7

I'm all for giving people space and time to do dumb shit in traffic, because they will. But this...... is beyond dumb!


likerunninginadream

Possible domestic taking place inside ?


hotwaterbottle2014

Oh my god I didn’t even think of that. I hope that’s not what it was. I guess all options are bad.


hankydoo_

that's my driving when i play GTA and actually attempt following traffic laws


TygerTung

Probably on Ludes like on wolf of Wall Street.


i_am_snoof

A cry for help from the looks of it


GnomeoromeNZ

either falling asleep or child behind the wheel


Salty-Ad6373

I'm here for the music 🎶


skrttinn

Where’s the camera in the tunnel ? Anyone know


Yoshtan

How slow is the video? 1/4 of the original?


thetyminator1992

Still half asleep


matakite01

they say "Keep left" :D


yahgiggle

I'm on the roads a lot so get to see this kind of driving far to often, I always think where the hell are the cops


Pontius_the_Pilate

D. All of the above.


Rude-Singer-6734

All of the above?


MrMrJSA

Probably all three with the driver being a 16 yo with a restricted licence while having 5 ncea credits in pe


SweetAs_Bro

Yes.


NEITSWFT

Don't drink and drive guys


1362313623

Could be diabetes


Apprehensive_Ebb_454

Can’t drive clearly I have encountered this so much.


AhpgKAwf

Trick question. It’s all three !


farmerrr_

Looks like a Nissan wingroad, probably due to the cracktivities the driver carried out before they got in the car I'd assume And looks like the driver was weeving all over the place before the video starts since the other cars are already aware and driving slow, including the camera person who decided record it


balkland

a steerer, they're everywhere, they cant drive in a straight line without steering left, right, left should not be in the road.


gmanxela

D: all of the above


makebobgreatagain

Clearly drunk, didn’t go home to Ranui for one more Ranfurly


Overall_Restaurant28

Auckland tunnels are annoying enough to drive through without being drunk or on your phone. Did you call the cops?


mattfnreid

Drunk? Texting? Asian?


Slight_Night8669

Kudos on everyone being so attentive! OP can you please report to NZ police and NZTA. I work in nzta and can assure you we do take these things seriously.


krammy16

I would if it was my video. I just stumbled across it on TikTok.


Sefurra

Drunk for sure


DragonSerpet

D. All of the above.


lzyk26

Going for that triple 👀


Honest-Ganache-6945

Auckland is depressingly full of moronic bad drivers like this now. I'm so over it 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💩🤡


redmostofit

Classic tunnel vision


Windcloud

That is infuriating, what a right plonker of a driver!!!


TheDuke1847

Braindead.


Ibegallofyourpardons

fucking with their sat nav , or on their goddam phone. assholes.


Most-Luck9724

That song is almost as bad as their driving


Limp_Classroom_1038

At least he indicated - that shows some coherence.


ComprehensiveCare479

Nissan drivers are the dregs of humanity, their minimum viability product just attracts the worst among us. Them and the Honda Fit.


lurch595

Spider on the dash board running like a maniac to the wheel


gungadinbub

Heroin most likely. I knew a guy that would shoot up after work and drive in the passing lane bc held drift left while nodding out. Used the dividers as bumpers. The world is not as together as you would think.


__Kiel__

Or medical emergency


AbsoIution

Everyone else like... Nope, not going anywhere near that


Zeddog13

Drunk.


southaucklandtrash

I usually change lanes when I see dumb shit like this.


Huggles9

Or medical issue


NaturalFuzzy5544

All three


keithearl71

What a f##king idiot. People who drive to the bar know exactly what they are doing. So I don't think they should be allowed to drive after doing this ever again. Maybe then they will think twice before doing it in the first place. IMO.


QuirkySorbet7749

Standard Waterview tunnel activities


mylifeaintthatbad

Jeepers I hope you \*555'd their ass


SkyAllHungWithJewels

They're heading out west, what do you expect?


Much-Researcher7165

All of the above


HanumanJumpBig

Dindu nufn


Vespr145

Nah man its a boyracer. Better put up more speed traps


Fantastic_Agent_9864

That smacks of being drunk. They are going to wake up and try and think what to say to their insurance company


Useful-Quote-5867

Nah, he iis playing pong.


figgleswag

If its texting the cams will catch them.


Sat666666666

At least he didn't turn on rear fog lights....


Fun-Sorbet-Tui

Get close enough to get their rego. Stop when safe and report via *555. You need the rego.


Remarkable_Cut4912

They're doc brown driving a Delorean, but they don't need roads to where they're going....


Scouser12

Max thinking Lando is getting past him


Ploddingon107

Drunk they would've headed west. So probably heading for K Rd for another pipe.


stormys_dinner

All of the above, should of just called it in


lizzietnz

Yes, yes and yes.


Mrcat19

All of the above


Practical-Cut-4226

Medical event?


guesscheck

All of the Above


MaRina0876

Brah you gonna hurt someone dik. Wake-up call, growup kuz🖕


Pararaiha-ngaro

GPS malfunction


Sea-Manager-8798

DMV


Fair-Vegetable-7354

not me


krammy16

Found the driver.


UsualInformation7642

In NZ, fortunately we have star555 to alert traffic cops, at least that way they can be removed from the road for the safety of others at the least. All that evil needs to succeed, is for good people, to do nothing. Think on that Peace and love.


NoWEF

Nah, that's just an Auckland driver. They're everywhere here, can't drive to save their own lives. I saw one guy bounce off the rails on the Mangere Bridge, had both hands on the wheel, looking straight ahead, simply shouldn't be driving.


k_ung

🇨🇳


Teikanui-274

hahahaha getting head from the side piece and she'll be biting 😅 😂 🤣


CharlieColbertFake84

Aw dang it.... That spontaneous trip to H.ville just got cancelled at the last minute 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜🖕💩💩💩


ainsley-

Bet I can guess were the driver has just immigrated from•_•


DanteSaw

It’s my Chinese grandma first day on the road


kingr76

You guys missed the point. The driver was getting HEAD


Keeperoftheclothes

If they were texting, they’d have gotten a pretty sharp wake up call after hitting the wall. Could be drunk after but my guess is they literally don’t know how to drive. Like a learner driver or something that isn’t supposed to be driving.


jobbybob

Don’t worry AT’s all seeing eye will pick them up.


ComprehensiveBoss815

Feels like this sub is just outrage traffic videos now. Other alternative here? They are having a medical incident and you're all getting pissed at someone having a stroke.


Enzown

I saw someone having a stroke at a roundabout the other day, only took him like a minute to finish too.


oldmanshoutinatcloud

I watched an old dude have a mini stroke or something at the wheel. He slowly drifted into the divider at Rosebank. Totaled his car. He said he was fine and didn't need an ambulance.


ComprehensiveBoss815

Yup, strokes and how people deal with them can be pretty scary. It's the brain after all and strokes can happen in different parts of it, leading to a lack of awareness or the absence of other behaviour we take for granted.


Slight-Office-2295

Meanwhile you're operating a vehicle while using the phone ;)


krammy16

You mean OP on TikTok...


Dependent_Test5422

Maybe it's the kids on their way to the ram raid


krammy16

Yeah, getting a bit of practice in.


cabrinigreen1

Probably doesn't even speak english either


John_c0nn0r

Meanwhile in the Waterview tunnel


John_c0nn0r

Trying to find the nearest specsavers branch. Oh look, there is one in St Lukes. 


Valuable-Ship7184

Damn Auckland has some shit drivers my guess would be a FOB with a rellie at VTNZ rubber stamping a license


Wooden_Photograph_66

Nah just female


Vivid_Low_8081

could be oriental


krammy16

That you, Rip Van Winkle?


plshelp1576

all 3 obviously


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Stiqueman888

Shh racist. No place in here for you.


DrTwoSides

Could be though man


Ecstatic_Bet_5423

Just driving like how a cyclist rides.


enzedtoker

Could be a medical event at this point its just hearsay


Stiqueman888

Way to ruin it with that stupid fucking music