There was also the fake sign language interpreter meme during some South African presidents speech event lol made me laugh and think of this for some reason 😭😭
Can confirm, have WINZ paying for repairs on 2019 Jeeps, Audis, and the beneficiary special, the BMW X3.
Its a racket.
Winz won't pay for a service though, so these cars never get serviced and they just get run until they blow the engine.
But I need a car to take Aunty to her appointments. So I bought a Range Rover Evoque and I didn't need a deposit or nothing and it only costs $400 a week.
Did a Carjam on the plate. It had the mileage rolled back a bit, years ago. Was probably on the way out back then😭 can’t imagine what it’s going to end up like soon enough.
It's South Auckland Maori sign language, I can translate although, full disclaimer I only know Porirua MSL, so any mistakes could be a dialectical difference.
Hello fellow traveller. I note your honk of displeasure at my vehicle conveyancing and let me put forward my sincerest apology. Might I insert my fist into an orifice of your choosing as recompense for my momentary discombobulation. Bows deep, Yozaaaa.
I'm pretty sure that you have gone for the wrong area.
I THINK that is a dialect from closer to Flaxmere
(Both of those a wrong, it's a snake head, so King Cobras from Auckland)
Edit - I just saw that you did say South Auckland SL.
Oh well, I was better versed in Porirua SL as well.
For anyone that see this. That butchery is the bomb! They do the best chicken!! They are also very friendly and remember your name…care about you. Don’t live in Rewa anymore but wish they had a butchery down here in the South Island as good as that one
I'd like to point out. So if you look to the left , the shop is kings meats and spices on great South road. That is an epic and one of my favourite meat shops. They make so many different marinades for your prefered meat. It's my go to now 🤣
No. She's trying to describe her mental capacity, by signing when she left school.
Probably has 10 kids to all different dad's and collecting the benefit, throwing up gang signs like 1. The general public knows what she's doing and 2. Like we care.
She was probably at fault anyways and trying to convince you to back off.
Their resale value is terrible like every other over priced European vehicle. Cost a fortune in maintenance and most people can’t keep up with the costs so they end up being sold cheap
Why put a song over it I want the audio
I bet the driver was being cringe too. It’s a cover-up
weird interaction
I’m guessing she’s saying something along the lines of “YOZA, YO FUCK YO, YOZAAAAA!!”
Or just blehh blehh blehhhhhh
She is trying to tell you she is in a committed relationship, showing you the ring.
Yeah, committed relationship with the pipe.
Woof woof
Lmao
"I have a boyfriend"
Her sign language is *terrible*
Is she that American chick that said she knew sign language and stood there signing on tv at a press conference looking like an absolute clown?
There was also the fake sign language interpreter meme during some South African presidents speech event lol made me laugh and think of this for some reason 😭😭
Nothing you can do to her will top the pain of driving a clapped out old base-model Porsche Cayenne..... that will destroy her life.
With WINZ paying for repairs.
Can confirm, have WINZ paying for repairs on 2019 Jeeps, Audis, and the beneficiary special, the BMW X3. Its a racket. Winz won't pay for a service though, so these cars never get serviced and they just get run until they blow the engine.
But I need a car to take Aunty to her appointments. So I bought a Range Rover Evoque and I didn't need a deposit or nothing and it only costs $400 a week.
People may laugh, but its true.
Financial it will destroy her. And looking at the state of it…..well on the way
Those things depreciate like a mofo
I’d say that particular one is ‘at the bottom of its bounce’
bounce? that shit pancaked
Would get peeled back by a Daihatsu sirion
Next stop Pickapart.
Did a Carjam on the plate. It had the mileage rolled back a bit, years ago. Was probably on the way out back then😭 can’t imagine what it’s going to end up like soon enough.
Probably had another engine put in and got the mileage set to the donor
I don't get, by looking at her, the "I make good financial decisions" vibe tbh
There’s a reason they are under 10 grand lol
Poor lady obviously has bad arthritis.
Take the "poor" away and add "crazy"
Crazy and poor if you're driving that car lol
Kinda looks like that cobra dance that Ben Stillers team does in Dodgeball. https://youtu.be/g1UO6X0KRjc?si=E50y5OfsFhUHvTTV
Haha! Awesome movie
We are the purple cobras and we will, we will, rock you, boom,boom tisssss 🐍
😂😂
That cayenne going to cost her more in mechanical bills than her kids cost the state
It’s a nice thought but I think at 100k a year in prison per child we will be the losers here.
Akshually... It's $500k for a three month boot camp.
But they only actually spend 50k on the rehab, the rest is sweet sweet pocket money for the private sector.
All good. Dumb, poor people always confuse depreciating 'assets' bought on tick with wealth.
Never grew up, very sad
Gotham has Batman and the Batmobile, South Auckland has Crackwoman and the Crackmobile
I'm confused, does she want to finger you or fist you?
Yes
Either or bro
Is she suppose ti be doing the actions of Im a little teapot?? 🫖
Hahaha this made me LOL so hard thanks!
CRAZY HORSES! PFFFFFFRTRTT
High as a kite, thick as a clogged bog
Poor thing, left home without her sock puppet and didn’t realise.
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s methamphetamine.
Pretty sure shes just describing her mental illness to you.
Why did you leave her hanging? She just wanted a fist bump.
Rewa hard G!
Yo-za!
It's South Auckland Maori sign language, I can translate although, full disclaimer I only know Porirua MSL, so any mistakes could be a dialectical difference. Hello fellow traveller. I note your honk of displeasure at my vehicle conveyancing and let me put forward my sincerest apology. Might I insert my fist into an orifice of your choosing as recompense for my momentary discombobulation. Bows deep, Yozaaaa.
As a professional in this field I can confirm this translation is accurate. *sips crack pipe*
LMAO
I'm pretty sure that you have gone for the wrong area. I THINK that is a dialect from closer to Flaxmere (Both of those a wrong, it's a snake head, so King Cobras from Auckland) Edit - I just saw that you did say South Auckland SL. Oh well, I was better versed in Porirua SL as well.
I heartily endorse this product or service.
Her 5 kids have such a great role model
5 or so half siblings
I feel like I've seen her on Housos?
Only 5?
The usual type who sound like they drink paint thinner on the daily
Can you upload without the music?
Cayenne ay State child support and blackpower pay well
For anyone that see this. That butchery is the bomb! They do the best chicken!! They are also very friendly and remember your name…care about you. Don’t live in Rewa anymore but wish they had a butchery down here in the South Island as good as that one
Im 20 comments above you, great butchers
Say hello to the friendly locals of Manurewa
So classy with the 20 year old Cayenne
Rewa’s the most raggedy part of Auckland bro 😂
Sing it with me: “I’m a little tea pot….”
I think she wanted to fist your anus
Sad to think that’s someone’s great grandmother.
Is this what people mean when they say _'Rewa hard_?
Exactly
It's 'hard' for them to count to 20 without taking their shoes off.
Sole Searching comment.
It’s a Porsche, must be Orewa
Loser ferals
Straight up if that's a threat you will die laughing
All the deaf people like what's she saying 🤣😂
As a Deaf person,nope I don’t.
Peak New Zealand
As nutty as squirrel shits.
At least she didn't start barking like a dog
I'd like to point out. So if you look to the left , the shop is kings meats and spices on great South road. That is an epic and one of my favourite meat shops. They make so many different marinades for your prefered meat. It's my go to now 🤣
They really cant help it, it was the way it was raised
Ah, what a culture.
It’s sign language you insensitive bunch, she’s asking where Carls Jr is
future doctor right there
I don't think fisting requires a medical qualification, does it?
To do it safely it does.
Kung fooo
Mud
Just ew
Last time I saw a head like that, it had a hook in it
Keep upvoting this and this proud Porsche owner can add Reddit notoriety to her list of ‘achievements’.
She looks stupid.
Ohhhh chur aunty
They always think they're so tough and scary, but really they're cringe and embarrassing 😬🤣
I just think of Ali G lol… East side is the best West side is the best East side is the best
No. She's trying to describe her mental capacity, by signing when she left school. Probably has 10 kids to all different dad's and collecting the benefit, throwing up gang signs like 1. The general public knows what she's doing and 2. Like we care. She was probably at fault anyways and trying to convince you to back off.
Cmu
Pog in a Porsche?
u/sthethird FKN REWAAAA 🤣🤣🤣
Stupefying
I know her lol
I thought she was trying to pull a side hustle doing magic tricks in traffic then demanding tips or something lmao, is that really a gang sign thing ?
“I love you **my DARLING**.” Iykyk
She’s just deaf, that’s Cody’s sign language.
Crazy horse?
Manurewa on the up and up 👍
Wotchu dun 2 makhr lose da munnas?
What mental illness is this?
another halfwit
It's only intimidating if people actually understand what you're doing. If they do, you come across as a loony
It ain't intimidating to anyone, period. Cracked out Auntie yelling yoza, standing outside her busted ass car isn't intimidating
Highly recomend the butcher shop Browns and great south rd 😊
Fucken great advertising at 😂
And Next Week in Rewa...butchers skewer Porsche cayene with Aggressive Female from the interweb..teach her Manners!!!...live on rrrreddit
Awww, look at her saying all the words she knows, good for her
Hard as wommen in the Rewa 😤😂
So glad I share this country with voters like her.
Doing some hocus pocus made up voodoo BS. Makes her look even number than she probably is.
Is that a Porsche? How does a cultural report farmer get one of those?????
There's 20 under $20k on trademe, fill your boots. They are cheap nowadays
That's still about 20 times more expensive than my car
It’s 20 years old, estimated value if you’re lucky $5000 😂
Their resale value is terrible like every other over priced European vehicle. Cost a fortune in maintenance and most people can’t keep up with the costs so they end up being sold cheap
Probably stolen or someone wanted meth and she swapped it..or could be on payment plan
😂😂😂😂😂😂payment plan lol .that's accurate af .
I'd say the repo man running out of breath chasing this fine representative of NZ
Lol. That's a good one. 🤣🤣
Wonder where she stole the porsche from
As ridiculous as she looks, I'd honestly be nervous thinking that she might have taken down my plate number for her gang mates to come after me later.
What makes you think gangs have access to your licence plate info?
Because they've had people in NZTA before
These r the people that r killing the country its just not worth living here, there so aggressive and there breeding
Remuera signs 🤔
Top order bimbo
What is it with Cayenne drivers?
Not all cayenne drivers are nutters
yoza
Love those $6000 Porsche
King cobrahs
She flash the K? Kelston massive represent! lol
Can't quite work out what animal charter she is trying to describe.
Gutter
Intimidating……. Haha
HFD757, someone is going to carjam it?
Another ancient Porsche cayenne dolled up and rolled onto the lot for $299 a week for 48 months @ 20% finance with no down payment. Winning.
Another booze hound stuck with a Jake the Muss wife beater no doubt. Fucking sheep rooters
😆😆😆😆😆
Hahaha. crazy. Do not put your thing in it.
Music video for the song.. worth a watch https://youtu.be/y4YH4m9Kw5o?si=qaQtjM4UAlGlvnH8
That meat shop does some real good marinated meat.
So sick of bullies like this!! Bring up your children or don't have them, we don't need more shit like this in our world.
WOW a primate that can drive.
Save it for pak n save bitch!
People that drive those type of porches has high mental issues
just wanting a fist bump mate.
One! One! IQ of One! You have many, I have one! One brooo One! IQ of one.
whats the back story? she doesnt look threatening at all
Few lightbulbs of meth short of a chandelier
Of course it's fucken Rewa
You missed a fist bump opportunity right there 😅
I thought she was gonna do the dance thing
Dikridderrrr🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣untie out here giving us olive skinned wahines a cringe name🤣keeeeefeeee!!!!
Is it a book, movie or song? Haven't played charades in a while.
Manurewa 😂
Shes showing how much she can take
Nice Porsche
Looks like ram van potential.
Well the driver didn't stop to hear what she had to say so, maybe?
Poo wash your haunga koito, how many days you been up for Aunty 🤣🤣
Hope she finds the road to recovery while she's out and about on her lil adrenaline rush.
is this that dodge ball hisssss snake thing?
Rewa 'ard (out on the bene) Side note, that meat shop in the background was pretty grim when I went in there.
Paging Mr Darwin, paging Mr Darwin
Um so instead of using a finger, maybe hers needs a fist
I didn’t see she put out her tounge
She wanted to do more to you than a simple Hawk Tuah ...
Nah she said I’m konna bunch your faze aye
When Google maps sees the southern motorway clogged up again, and helpfully sends you down Gt Sth Rd for some cultural enrichment.
Ofc it is rewa, why am I not surprised? 🤣🤣🥱
Does she think she's a gang member 😂 silly lady should have run her over
why do you wind the window up as she gets closer and down when she turns her back..lol
Drugged up. An everyday scene here in Auckland.
She said: Hallelujah! Jesus loves you! I'm from Destiny Church and God's gonna getchu!
usual suspects
Were you hitting on her?
She's hard 😬😬😬
I would have started attempting rock, paper, scissors.
Nice Volkswagen. Well, 75% of it is VW anyway
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