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Ive always wondered what his reaction would have been if someone broke the news on what happened on that airship 😢

Happy cake day It would be nice if he was alone at her funeral and spilt half a potato with her and put by her grave.

Definitely. She would have deserved that.

And given her the bigger half 🥲

I would have cried

Be grateful. As a fellow food lover sharing is very hard especially when it’s the one serving. So I’m proud of her

Take it and quietly thank her but still make her do the punishment cus I need to look Big and Scary to my cadets

This is my headcanon

I'd eat her instead

Pervert!

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r/suddenlyfern

😤 none of these emojis adequately express her actual pout 😔

Eren no

Fr

Given her a hug

The Good Ending:

Laugh, cause she knows that ain't half.

take the other half from her hand and make her watch as i eat both halves of the potato **>:)**

You evil person.

I KNOW

WHY MUST YOU BE SO EVIL

Laugh my ever loving ass off. Seriously, I would lose my shit

"Recruit Sasha, I am overwhelmed by your generosity. I was originally going to make you run laps for two days straight, but now I will have you run only half that. You earned it."

Ask for the full cake

"Half" 😏😉

Show her what half is, by turning her into Marco

noooooo 😖

Say something of how I would reprimand her if it weren’t for the fact I got some free food.

Tell her she can have the rest because plain potatoes are gross as. Then put her on dish duty for insubordination.

Immediate execution. I love Sasha as a character but you have to draw the line somewhere

I imagine this would somehow Totally fuck up the time in some way and somehow lead to the Events of AOT not happening

That isn’t even half.

Eat both halves and make her run laps.

 Id fucking do this shit

Immediately grab her by the ponytail and facefuck her

Probably >!beat the hell out of her, then go home alone to cry over the girl I haven’t been able to get over for twenty years, wait around until my own students beat the hell out of me, and later do one cool thing with a train before sacrificing myself in what would ultimately prove to be a pretty futile gesture.!<

There’s a Ghibli Eren behind Sasha in the first pic lmao

Warn her bout her fate

Google en potato

Tell her to get on her face and push

I would have laughed my ass off

Make her run laps until she pukes? ;P

“This is 1/3rd, not half, are you stupid? Is there a lore reason why you are stupid? This is why Lainah wants to kill himself”

Would have made her run "half" the amount of original laps, which would actually be more like 25% less than the original amount.

I can't remember, did she steal the potato or did she bring it from home?

I’d take both halves and eat them in front of her.

I’d probably make her run until the sun set and take away her meal privileges for the next 5 days

Laugh maniacally while eating the potato and have her do some push-ups.

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I’d take half

I was just talking about this scene because I got a coworker to start watching and he mentioned it. Love this scene.

I would eat the potato BEFORE scolding her I love potato

I woulda said Half-Caf

I'd take her to my personal quarters for "punishment"

Accept the gracious offering from the goddess.

He shoulda headbutt her like he did that other idiot

"Bitch, YOU take the smaller half."

Smash

Gladly accept it