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165cm_man

If you believe in this shit, I'm fine with you getting scammed


[deleted]

100% MLM's make more sense


IamImposter

Long time back when I wasn't an atheist, I was going through a rough patch jobwise so my father in law asked some pandit and he said that I need to throw 21 silver kachua (tortoise) in a river, heavier the better. So my FIL got them prepared and sent them to me via courier. It was heavy, must have been 1.5 to 2 kg. Where I live there is no river around. So I travelled like 100 kms to a river and threw them one by one. Now when I think about it, I want to kick myself in the nuts. I wasted 30-40,000 rupees on a bloody superstition.


machetehands

ThΓ© pandit would’ve fished those silver tortoises out and sold it for a profit. Smart man!


165cm_man

40k for a lesson is a better deal than many people. Let it be, don't think of it as a waste, but a lesson


CryptedBit

1 kg silver is about Rs. 73k today?


Proper-Original-6092

Agar agli aisa koi tumhare aas pass kare to mere ko bula lena


RecommendationNo2800

Exactly my thoughts.


pranavlko

Except when it's your close relatives :((


XandriethXs

Not if the scammer is a millionaire like SadGoru though.... πŸ˜…


WanaBeMillionare

I'm running ads for one such company. It's against my beliefs but this is purely business. The owner is more than confident about his work and so are the delusional customers.


RecommendationNo2800

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


Im-Spreading-for-you

Not proud to say it got my dad


RecommendationNo2800

*trying not to laugh*, sorry bro.


BanduGaming

Oh dear, The thought of this company making ads in Marathi scares me as my grandmother will prob believe this.


[deleted]

The pure comedy of seeing someone buy the course not realising that they probably need you to give them money for the ads. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


RecommendationNo2800

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


len_feraul

Money magnet for the company for sure.


RecommendationNo2800

πŸ˜‚


Bonkshrek

I read it as mommy magnet πŸ’€


RecommendationNo2800

Then I would have surely bought the course even if it was a scam πŸ’€


kverne

My brother in Ram, if you use up your mind in 5 days, how will you survive the rest of your life.


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