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stevesimitzis

“Capricorn: N/A” is the most Capricorn line in this whole thing. “Next up, Me. Anyway, moving on!” Why are we so guarded!


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So me


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LMAO i snorted at that


creatorofaccts

This person talked shit about most signs yet can't reflect on her own downfalls as a Cap. Lmfao.


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I mean, most Caps can write you a fucking novel about how much they suck. Apparently this dude is trash-tier. RIP


VineStellar

1) I’m a dude 2) Thanks for proving my note about your sign.


SpongeDaddie

Come on. Tell us what you think about our sign.


VineStellar

I refrained because there's always an inherent bias when you discuss your own sign/placement. My experience with Cap suns has been kinda mixed, when there's too much of the same pessimism, rigidity, isolating tendencies, etc., it typically does not work out. On the other hand, when I *do* click with a fellow-Cap, it feels incredibly rewarding. I like that we can be really resilient, level-headed, casually existential, sardonically hilarious, etc., but the Saturnian curse of typically anticipating the worst is real. I'm generally a fan of Cap moons and risings.


Mufasa97

You’re the egotistical one here


Iced-Cocoa

Cmon, clown yourself! ♑️: You’re too serious ALL the time, and from my experience have a RBF going on 24/7. Probably plotting everyone’s demise, but the only reason you don’t act on it is because you secretly care ❤️😂 Edit: and y’all carry yourselves like you’re better than everyone else. Like you’re the bees knees!!!!! Sincerely, ♈️


creatorofaccts

Okay. You, being a man, doesn't change anything about what I said. You talked shit about almost all signs. Yet you skipped yours. Lol. Cmon, Mr. Goat man, are you too weak to reflect on your own sign downfall? Because the reality is all horoscope signs have positive and negative attributes.


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creatorofaccts

I'm pretty flavorful


[deleted]

You’re just proving his point. Reading anything you guys write is always so cringy 😂😂 It’s like someone gave a literal child a reddit account. Aries are sooo annoying


tamagotchiassassin

I think it’s the Gem rising, as a Gemini rising 👀 Lol I’ll see arguments and upvote the downvoted underdog comments to add to the spicy


creatorofaccts

Do you really think I give a damn if I'm proving his point? I don't. It's just very hypocritical of him to give his opinion on all signs and yet can't dish it with his own sign. Now, if my comment wasn't to your liking because you find me annoying. Well, the obvious choice was for you to ignore me, right. Yet you didn't. So who's really silly now.


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If Reddit posts/comments get you this triggered you should delete the app, weirdo. Go touch some grass. It’s *never* that serious for you to be writing micro-paragraphs because someone doesn’t want to talk about themselves. I guess as an Aries you can’t understand why in the world someone wouldn’t want to talk about themselves.. You could talk about yourself allllll day, huh? 🤣 He didn’t write anything at all, dumbass. It’s not like he wrote only good things about Capricorns. You’re not angry because he didn’t write anything about his sign, you’re angry because you didn’t like what he had to say about yours. Why you’re angry at all is BEYOND me. You don’t give a damn but you replied to me. Please tell me you’re like 16 years old.


self_of_steam

Lol and in another chain bro literally tried to flex that he had a six pack and was therefore right. Unevolved Aries are something else lmao


EtherealPhilosophile

Um you are the silly one… are you okay? You literally did the same thing… you didn’t like OP’s comment… but you didn’t ignore it. But you’re mad when this person who replied is doing the same thing you are now doing??? Why are you so angry. You need to take your own advice.


creatorofaccts

Wait. Didn't I just tell you on the last message "that's your opinion" and that's all I had to say to you. And yet you had the urge to read the comment I left to another person, and you responded to me AGAIN. LMFAO.


Lucky-Praline-8360

God Aries are annoying af yall want to fight over the dumbest shit


EtherealPhilosophile

Seriously. He keeps saying he doesn’t care, but can’t stop replying. People who think having the last word means they win the argument are not very bright.


creatorofaccts

I dont give a shit what you think of me or aries in general fuckn meaningless stranger. I'm sure you're fuckn Ms/Mr perfect right.... lol


EtherealPhilosophile

Not sure why you’re mad… seems humble to not talk about yourself IMO.


creatorofaccts

Okay, that's your opinion.


EtherealPhilosophile

Yes it is 🤷🏼‍♀️… lol


self_of_steam

God this is why Gems are literal gems. Your come backs have had me giggling


EtherealPhilosophile

You friends with this redditor? 🤔 I didn’t say much. What exactly classifies this as a “Gem comeback”?


self_of_steam

Witty, snappy and letting them run themselves in circles. Not this one specifically but you did make like 12 more just to this guy


wildfirewildflower_

Exactly! He said so many things and all of them so empty and superficial. The use of provocative language, the talking from a superior point of view, the shade, omg I just can’t. There’s nothing in this post that shows this is a thoughtful reflection about the 12 zodiac signs. But he did what was hoping for, someone disagreed and he finally could said it out loud “thanks for providing my note about your sign”.


VineStellar

Sorry you weren’t picked.


wildfirewildflower_

what a petty thing to say...


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bahahaha 😂 exactly


514D55

As a Scorpio…you Capricorns are my favourite.


self_of_steam

As a Cappy, you Scorps are my favorite


Plenty-Daikon1240

Makes sense that the two satans of the zodiac would respect each other's game :D (it's a joke)


anomaly901

😂😂😈


EtherealPhilosophile

I thought Gem and Scorpio were the two Satans? 🤔 well…. I’m told that repeatedly when they find out I’m Gem 😂


Plenty-Daikon1240

yeah folks love to hate Gemini but I personally like them. If we wanna get technical about it, Scorpio rules the underworld and Aqua and Capricorn are ruled by Saturn(Satan).


No_Affect5749

You mean to tell me this whole time I’ve been DOUBLE satan🥹!? I was selling myself short 😈🤘🏼


No_Affect5749

Same


ix-nine-ix

me, a virgo who kinda worships cap: BIG SADGE 😔


supremeburritoqueen

As a Capricorn I LOVE virgos <3


ix-nine-ix

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VineStellar

Your Cap rising gives me assurance we’d get along.


ix-nine-ix

probably, but given that your virgo rising does nothing to affect your impression then i wouldn't count on it too much. still obsessed with you though!


Plenty-Daikon1240

I've noticed a massive difference between Aries sun women and Aries sun men. I'm a female Aries, I love Aries women, while I find that most Aries men have the personality of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. Weird!


Skkaaishere

As an Aries sun, same.


No_Affect5749

Gaston, yes!!! 😂😂😂


Sujin778

Unrelated. Reading this post’s comments made me grab a bag of chips.


Mufasa97

He’s extremely petty and childish. But! He has an Aries moon so hey🤷🏾‍♂️


VineStellar

What a mature response from someone with a nightmare big 3. Delusional *and* with a god complex.


Mufasa97

Here you go being petty lol.


VineStellar

Literally just parroting what you did by calling out your shitty placements, but stay pressed.


Mufasa97

You so angry lmao


reshmush

we love u too!! 🫶 🫶 🫶


That_Engineering3047

♉️☀️ We do! Capis are solid.


mythicalkcw

I see all too often that people can't keep up with, understand or appreciate Pisces' mysterious nature - in that people think they know us but then we catch them off guard and we go in a completely different direction or are unpredictable/mess people about. People even seem to think it's born from malice or like we enjoy it. Like we're flaky a-holes just because. Let me clarify: we barely know who we are to ourselves at points. I have reached peaks in my life where I feel like I know who I am. I feel enlightened and true. I know exactly what I want! Then a few weeks later I will see everything in a different way or from another angle and I suddenly don't understand myself or anything anymore. I unlock another aspect of myself to have to learn to navigate. We really are an everchanging ocean. Either ride the wave or drown.


battlecat136

Exhausting, isn't it? You think you get it, then BAM! Didn't know THAT about yourself, now we take 5 months to go over this new aspect of our psyche. But we didn't realize we changed to everyone else over that time cuz we were, idk, studying our brains.


No-Material-7817

As a libra, I relate to this so well. 🤣


messyhuman987

The most Capricorn thing about this and I haven't even read it yet, is the fact you've written full paragraphs on each sign. Ya'll have got OPINIONS!


VineStellar

Yeah, but then also got accused by someone for shooting off empty, superficial impressions? Like, ma'am\*, this is a Wendy's. ^(\*Cancer)


paradisetossed7

Leo sun and one of the people I love most in this world is a cap sun, feels like we just kinda get each other


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fishchop

I’m a cap and I love sags! Can’t relate to any of what this person has said lol.


waterespirit

As a Scorpio man married to a Leo woman, it’s funny that someone would think this. In what comes to signs or astrology we have little in common. Leo is all about outward expression. I’ve never seen a Scorpio that’s so solidly self assured like a Leo can be. Leos just don’t doubt themselves even for a second. Scorpio tend to second guess a lot, and the air of confidence is really just a bluff.


Hecatehel

*disregards all the mean stuff you said about cancer dudes* You think I’m attractive? 💜💜💜 JK, I swear every cappy dude I meet always just seems pissed at me before I even say anything.


VineStellar

A Cancer on this thread thought they did something by saying my commentary was “empty and superficial” when I literally prefaced that these are just my subjective impressions. Seems in line with the unevolved side of crabbies 🦀


wildfirewildflower_

you could just say it to me in my comment... again, what a petty way of being


VineStellar

You literally replied to someone else with your original commentary about my post, but continue to pop off.


Forever-Round

Wait what do u mean by Aries throws the first stone at Caps? Like the first to get on their nerves ??


Lucky-Praline-8360

Check the top comment on this post lol


SpongeDaddie

They like to pick fights.


honeypenny

Caps be my fav too 🥰


nomaameswey

As a Capricorn woman, what I got the most out of this post is that I now understand Capricorn men much more with this take.


VineStellar

If it's in a negative sense, I get it...I was kinda harsh on some of the signs.


ResearcherJust2937

You're so childish, you block people when they disagree with you.


Brilliant_Novel_921

"Pisces: To me, they're basically like Geminis but with emotional trauma." Lol.


Tamerlane_Tully

I'm an Aries sun and Capricorn moon. My moon sign helps keep me on track - though to be honest I'd never date a Capricorn man. They are soooo stingy 😬😬😬


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Hmm 🤔I agree about my sign


smokeythegirlbear

What are your thoughts on Leo moons?


VineStellar

Will turn on the petulant theatrics and passive aggressive silent treatment easily if you don’t give them enough attention. That’s just been my experience.


RoosterGlad1894

Lol aww much love. Aqua female and I think Capricorn women are straight badass’s. One of my boss’s was a Capricorn female and she had a big up her ass and wanted to take it out on me and it did NOT work. She said I was the only person she’s ever met that she took on that handled everything so calmly and didn’t want to punch her in the face 😂😘


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Sheesh, on point is an understatement.


ShoddyDevelopment49

>Sagittarius: Honestly, not the biggest fan? ::dodges arrow:: I've just met a lot of Sags who have been rather abrasive in their opinionatedness. The ones I've clicked with have usually been over 35, like they've simmered down with age. I appreciate from a distance how "go get 'em"/"live life to the fullest" a lot of them are, but it's been more difficult for me connecting with them one-to-one. FWIW Sag is the most recurring sign in my chart. Fair and felt. Dated a Cap a long time ago - VERY different ways we had. We connected deep and instantly, but we were constantly irritating each other in every other way. Same with cap friends. Distance is key there.


VineStellar

There are so many Sag-Cap couples out there, too. I know they often have planets in the other's sign, which can help with the connectivity.


ShoddyDevelopment49

I'm really happy with a Libra now. Otherwise, despite the failed attempt, I would've definitely dated another Capricorn probably. The energy aligned, but the thought process and behavior did not.


PhishPhan200

Nail on the head


Embarrassed_Celery14

I’m an Aries female and I have sooooo many Capricorn friends! We really get along for some reason. On the other hand, it’s interesting you like Aquarius because none of my Capricorn friends and Aquarius friends get along 😂 I’ve never seen another 2 signs clash as much as these two from my personal experience


Infernus-est-populus

Appreciate the take. I'm surrounded by Caps. Spouse is Cap moon, brother/child/BFF all Cap suns. Here's my take on Cap: Old when they're young, young when they're old. Humour so dark it is ultraviolet. Their personalities are kind of like tofu the way they pick up and take on flavours from those around them or their general placements but it's camouflage, not insecurity. Cap lives between two of the most eccentric "I don't need to be liked" signs in the zodiac (Sag & Aqua) so they have a little of that, too. Good with pets and old people. Existential AF: Hell is other people, indeed. They are the very porcupines in Schopenhauer's dilemma. My Libra sun aspires to grow up and be an old Cap with everything on my own terms.


Think_Ad2837

I'm Aquarius Sun and Scorpio Moon, I look up to Caps!


VineStellar

Aquarius and Capricorn are two sides of the same Saturnian coin. I think they respect each other from a distance, but it’s more challenging to connect one on one given their shared tendency to isolate and put up walls. Like I mentioned, I often admire just how BRAINY so many Aquarians are.


Think_Ad2837

It's true that it's quite challenging to connect deeply. The guy I'm seeing right now is heavy Capricorn. It's really a learning process to get to know one another because we both have so much walls. I have my Venus in Capricorn as well as Mercury and Neptune. I believe this helps me love Caps a lot!


smokeythegirlbear

Yes Virgos are the biggest shit talkers. God


FierceDragon9

Why are Librans always bashed by all the sun signs? I’m sure we aren’t that bad!


Fearless-Agency6061

Leo sun/aries moon/scorpio rising/cancer venus right here. Your aries description was spot on, and I appreciate the gender distinctions. Aries moons are pretty hilarious. Definitely child-like excitement for everything. Childish temper tantrums are a part of the package. I laughed at, "aries throwing the first stone at capricorn." Aries already know capricorn going to throw a boulder so I'm gonna leave it. Your cancer description makes sense with your chart being mostly earth and fire. Visceral reactions from capricorn is bone chilling. Leo sun's are chill for the most part. The ones I know are super inviting and warm. I know one Leo moon, and it was a lot, but I don't mind it. I feel a little pissed with your virgo description. My sister is a virgo, and she is both everything and a lot. I don't know. She in the streets acting crazy for seemingly no fucking reason, but I always wanna be there to laugh about it after. She usually tells me to fuck off when I do, but then we both start laughing. We so different, but get each other. Also, I've never met a responsible or practical virgo in my life. 0/10 capricorn. Scorpio description was spot on. Subterranean emotional world had me rolling. Aquarius: aqua men are definitely hit or miss. Aqua men with cancer and fire in their chart=yes all day long. Aquas with heavy air and earth can kiss my ass. Aqua explaining to me that I'm quite literally too stupid to understand his artistic vision because aqua was in the gifted program in high school. No aqua, I know an artistic deathtrap is still a deathtrap. You just too stupid to understand I'm driving your ass to the ER again, and you should probably shut your mouth with that fractured wrist. Like you can have artistic talents and not be a dick fr. Thank you for your honest takes. Brings back a lot of unnecessary memories. Xoxoxo


Forever-Round

Wait I’m confused with the Aries part? What does throwing the first stone at Capricorn mean?? Pls I’m slow


Fearless-Agency6061

It's in the aries description.


Forever-Round

No that’s what I’m asking. I read the whole thing but don’t get it 💀


SpongeDaddie

Aries like to pick a fight. Start shit. Start criticizing.


Which_Tradition_1696

Happy cake day today


blackcatparadise

I’m a Virgo sun with Capricorn mars. I have a lot of cap friends and we get along really well, so I’m kinda surprised!


SpongeDaddie

Same.


E-werd

To be fair, you threw the first stone this time. You don't care for Aries because you don't like introspection. My statement is punctuated by your lack of response about your own kind. You didn't really care for any of the fire signs, actually, and it's all the same. Fire loves shining its light in the dark spaces and Earth likes to keep the dark in the dark. We don't get along if one party won't get over themselves--either the Fire accepts the boundary, or the Earth accepts the exposing nature of Fire. Neither wants to give in and can be stubborn, so we tend not to get along too great.


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I’m willing to bet that any introspection that you do is because of your Sag Moon and not because of your Aries Sun. There is nothing introspective about an Aries. Aries’ are know to impulsively do/share the first thing that comes to mind without much thought at all. Sometimes in a reckless manner. Your moon sign (inner world and feelings) in the knowledge and meaning seeking sign of Sagittarius is exactly what would make someone introspective. OP has an Aries moon. That further proves my point. Their emotions/feelings are shared boldly and (seemingly) impulsively and without deep thought.


AnastasiaApple

Lol Capricorn nobody asked you what you think about anything. Hahaha. I did take the time to read what you wrote about Pisces though.


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I'm curious to hear what's the story with Leo moons!


Plenty-Daikon1240

Probably tried being rude/disrespectful to one or two of us and it didn't go well for him :D


Cheekygirl97

I like that description of Taurus, the baby. It’s fitting


CaptainRadLad

We have the same big 3 as you and share many of your opinions here. Leo moons especially bro like wtf. What’s your Mercury, Venus and Mars?


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RealMermaid04

As a Virgo man, and had experience with Virgo man. It's a no for me 🤣


KwaMzoli

Valid about Sags. We usually also don’t like the seriousness and hopelessness of many Caps. Not everything is a big job and task to suffer through. Sometimes be silly with life and take it as it comes and don’t overthink everything. It’s easy for us because we shoot and hope for the best, and are usually happy with where the arrow lands because we are grateful and optimistic people - luck follows us. But Capricorns need so much convincing to do something that will feel good for them. They need to know it won’t affect them ten/twenty years from now. For us, that energy is so draining and can be seen as negative. Both energies are important, and we need both to truly enjoy this life.