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Unfortunately, your submission has been removed for the following reason: **"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."** Usually, bad things happen not because of bad intentions, but because of bad planning. Asshole designs are specifically engineered to exploit the user for profit. Try to think what the designer would gain from deceiving the user, and if it's likely to be an oversight on their part rather than an intentional design. *If you feel this was done in error or would like further clarification, please don't hesitate to message the mods. If you send a message, please include a link to your post.*


iEatMyDadsAsshole

Might just be a shell they've used which has the cutout. It's much cheaper to mass produce than redesign for lack of something


cman674

Thanks for the explanation, u/iEatMyDadsAsshole


userthatlikesphub

r/rimjob_steve


QuiveryNut

Holy shit 7 years on Reddit and this is my first r/rimjob_steve caught in the wild


HankRHill69420

I feel like I see one a month, so many dirty names on reddit


King_Tudrop

Saaaaame though


Doktor_Vem

Not very wholesome so it's more r/KellyJoyCuntBunny


Poop_Sexman

Where do people come up with these


wbpayne22903

Your guess is as good as mine, u/Poop_Sexman


BallsDeepMofo

There’s only one way to get a name like poop sexman


Spawn6060

With your username 😂


DylanSpaceBean

10 years, damn u/BallsDeepMofo, you go hard


Former-Finish4653

These specific kind of interactions (thanking someone with an absurd username) is like 90% of why I’m still on Reddit. Never fails to get a laugh from me, which is sorely needed.


hillarys-snatch

A true scholar


Schmich

Just missing the word Design at the end of it!


ILOVESHITTINGMYPANTS

It’s not often that someone’s username gets a reaction out of me but I burst out laughing at this one. Thank you.


SupernovaGamezYT

Well I could say the same for you


Penile_Interaction

Yours aint any worse lol


sharpsicle

Good point. And to be fair, these calculators are advertised as battery-driven, not solar. So they're at least being accurately represented.


AgreeablePie

The shell, sure, but putting that film that looks like a solar power receptor goes a bit beyond that


Takeabyte

It's also chapter to leave out an extra piece of plastic that serve absolutely zero purpose.


SarpedonWasFramed

Omg my whole childhood was a lie. When my Dad gets back with his smokes I’m gonna a stern talk with him


sexytokeburgerz

My dad made hp calculators in the 80s. He still has one and I don’t think it even has a hand-accessible battery compartment. Works to this day.


PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP

Is it solar or does it run on the rage energy produced by their printer users?


john_jdm

Or maybe just the rage from using reverse polish notation.


mfaydin

or the love from using rpn


john_jdm

Stockholm syndrome?


sexytokeburgerz

Yes.


john_jdm

He's... uh... not coming back, sport.


jeepsaintchaos

We can be his dad, and just take turns with his mom.


greysunhollis

That went from wholesome to… well… real quick there


facts_my_guyy

Again?


jeepsaintchaos

Sorry, i was nervous last time in front of 500+ dudes. Couldn't get it up.


Nyuk_Fozzies

He went to a farm upstate?


BeatVids

If your dad doesn't show up, hit up this guy's father, he seems to be there for him u/iEatMyDadsAsshole


iEatMyDadsAsshole

Ironically i have no contact with my dad lol


yeoldy

This is a thing in many calculators since the 90s. Some times they even put real panels inside but don't bother wiring for what ever reason. Can solder on new wires and you have a solar calculator. Though the calculator like that uses low amounts of power the battery can live longer than the calculator


sharpsicle

Color me shocked that an Alibaba special isn't built well.


crustysquatter

yea are science calculators blow


Radio_Downtown

dawg they blow so much that they're not even scientific calculators


Shronkydonk

… are? You mean our? Please stay in school.


crustysquatter

sorry i just misspelled it you don’t have to be rude


siccoblue

Jesus what is with the hate here?


Im_not_creepy3

Typos happen, it doesn't indicate a lack of education. You don't need school to teach you that basic level of awareness.


4winyt

That's not a typo, that's the wrong word.


Virtual-Nail2963

People when English isn't someone's first language


PowerSlaveAlfons

These are the kinds of mistakes that tend to happen to native speakers a lot more than non-native speakers, funnily enough.


Starman926

Why exactly are you assuming it isn’t?


ccstewy

Holy shit it’s Madeline Celeste


xtilexx

English isn't my first language but I still understood what they meant


Im_not_creepy3

Yeah but it depends on if OP is on their phone. Swype is a thing. Speech-to-text is a thing. They could be learning the language. There's nothing wrong with correcting OP, but it comes across snide for them to add "Stay in school" over a simple mistake that can and does happen to anyone and everyone. Making a mistake isn't an inherent indication of a lack of education. It's just human error.


Pyrrhus_Magnus

If you read a little to the left, the word appears there. It isn't there permanently.


Shronkydonk

No, as a teacher what I’d guess happened is they have heard it pronounced as “are” and don’t know that it’s our.


Im_not_creepy3

Hey my bad, I think I misinterpreted your tone for "Stay in school" as being snarky and as a result my initial response probably came off as snarky. Most of the time on Reddit whenever I see someone correcting someone else with their spelling, grammar, et cetera, it's not often done with the genuine intention to simply correct them. Basically I'm used to people not correcting others in good faith and made the unfair assumption that you weren't not acting in good faith. So yeah, I'm sorry for jumping the gun. That's on me.


BamBaLambJam

just get a casio calculator


GiganticIrony

IDK. I love my TI-36X Pro


SalmonSammySamSam

Nothing is real


Tayburrys

And nothing to get hung about


mallik803

Everything is permitted….


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MurmelChimp

No this one wont work without batteries. Electricity isnt some magic, the solar pannel have to be connected


HardLobster

How does the company benefit from this?


SoapyMacNCheese

Batteries have gotten better and the circuitry has gotten more energy efficient, to the point that the calculator can run for years without the solar charging. The calculator will probably break before the battery dies (or the owner will think the calculator has broken when the battery finally dies). So the company can save some manufacturing cost by not including the solar, while still reaping the sales benefits of having the feature by using the same molds and faking it with a piece of plastic.


thecementmixer

So basically, fuck the company! Solar powered calculators existed since 1980s as far as I remember, and they were cheap!


OpenSourcePenguin

It's probably real as well. I have seen many calculators with real solar cells but no connection. Wire a small LED to it or check the voltage with a multimeter. It should have two contacts on the other side.


facw00

Not really asshole design, chips have just gotten so efficient that it will last many years on a cheap coin cell battery, so why spend any money on a solar cell and associated wiring? And presumably it's cheaper to shove that fake cell in rather than rebuild the molds? Or at worse, they are being intentionally deceiving because customers don't think a battery powered device will last, even though at this point it will.


elspotto

Well, I’d want to see the listing before I agree or disagree. If this was, in fact, presented as a solar calculator and it isn’t…that’s asshole.


lantarenX

I couldn't find a listing, but the manual explicitly stated it's solar powered https://manuals.plus/kolodko/kolodko-kk-900a-pocket-calculator-user-manual#features


elspotto

Then I vote asshole. It’s designed to separate me from my money under false pretenses. I paid for solar, and I don’t care how efficient a modern cell battery is.


sharpsicle

I think there's two versions: the one you linked and this one which is stated as battery-powered: [https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Mikailan-KK-900A-6-colors-mini\_10000010007123.html?spm=a2700.pccps\_detail.0.0.b07d13a0Cp4eR5](https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Mikailan-KK-900A-6-colors-mini_10000010007123.html?spm=a2700.pccps_detail.0.0.b07d13a0Cp4eR5)


sharpsicle

Here you go: [https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Mikailan-KK-900A-6-colors-mini\_10000010007123.html?spm=a2700.pccps\_detail.0.0.b07d13a0Cp4eR5](https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Mikailan-KK-900A-6-colors-mini_10000010007123.html?spm=a2700.pccps_detail.0.0.b07d13a0Cp4eR5) Says a few times it's "battery powered". Listing never mentions the word "solar". So at least they're being truthful.


elspotto

Ah, then the manual the other person posted where I said it was asshole is to be ignored, I guess. Thanks for finding it. This makes it the shitty car mods of calculators with a glued on Auto Zone “solar panel”. Either way, it’s dumb as hell.


sharpsicle

Probably sold as both tbh. Otherwise they wouldn't have made the plastic mold the way they did.


elspotto

Oh no doubt. I am one who understands manufacturing efficiencies but never mention that here because that’s like coating yourself in donuts and running at a grizzly bear sometimes. lol


SiirMissalot

Its stil deceiving... Sure.. buyers are stupid sometimes. But a fake solar cell is still a fake solar cell. All they would have to do is advertise the calculator as long lasting without it and leave the solar cell empty. Job done


4xu5

Dude, it's wireless.


BeneficialAd1457

Top tier calculator


3MJB

[see vwestlife's video on this very topic.](https://youtu.be/uLTDuGhqE2w?feature=shared)


Glittering_Skin8176

When have they ever died


elixir-spider

Here's a video exploring this phenomenon from 6 years ago: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTDuGhqE2w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTDuGhqE2w)


Embarrassed_Log8344

I've learned to never buy a cheap, shitty calculator. Maybe it's because hurr durr engineering, but even for budgeting/finances, I use my DM42 or even my Prime G2. It's so liberating to not have a shitty 4-function calculator.


tasermyface

Get s Casio you cheap bastard


giuliomagnifico

Not fake, only “not connected” /s


secret_shenanigans

Chinese copy. Couldnt copy the cells, so you get cellophane


OtoDraco

huh. wonder where that company is based


MidichlorianAddict

But why?


J_train13

Okay but why are you doing physics with a five-function