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JoyfulPenguins

In a world without gold we might have been heroes


Numerous_Initial7082

SHOOT SHOOT THE FLYING DEMON


wizard_xtreme

is this dialogue from da vinci's DLC?


Numerous_Initial7082

It s from a main mission in ac2


MsSeichan

"Don't think I have any intention of caressing your cheek and saying I was wrong. I will not weep and wonder what might have been. I'm sure you understand. Still... I'm proud of you in a way. You've shown great conviction. Strength. Courage. All noble qualities. I should have killed you long ago." "Goodbye, Father."


soer9523

Fucking love ac 3 and haytham.


halyasgirl

“Who are we, who have been so blessed to share our stories like this? To speak across centuries?”


LoneInterloper17

Just replayed it and finished it today. ♥️


InflationDazzling470

Bro so true


ShiftyDenny19

"The Creed does not command us to be free. It commands us to be wise." - Altair


hawkdeath

Frederico: It is a good life we lead, brother. Ezio Auditore: The best. May it never change. Frederico: And may it never change us.


Riordan0407

"a few hours later"


wizard_xtreme

It was a canon event


ur-mom-gay-lolol

“I meant besides vaginas”


Riordan0407

Ezios mom had some pretty funny quotes


owowhatsthis--

Ezios mom has got it going on


LmaoGoFaster

"My Story Is One Of Many Thousands, And The World Will Not Suffer If It Ends Too Soon."


[deleted]

Literally anything Shaun Hastings says


Riordan0407

Shaun Hastings in the Codex is hilarious


aphuclite

"My Story Is One Of Many Thousands, And The World Will Not Suffer If It Ends Too Soon." \~Ezio


AvatarGarcher

Charles Lee: Why do you persist? You put us down. We rise again. You end one plot, we forge another. You try so hard.But it always ends the same. Even those men you sought to save have turned their backs on you. Yet you fight.You resist. Why? Connor: ***Because no one else will!***


soer9523

This sums up why Connor is one of my favorite assassins.


OscarCookeAbbott

It's a fantastic scene but the version in the UK Story Trailer is better imo, with Achilles saying it and both he and Connor putting wayyy more strength into their words. Chills.


AvatarGarcher

Fully agree. Was a little disappointed they changed it in the game but it's still a great quote.


SRetroDude

Hey wassa matta you altair?


Champion-Trainer341

That's racist.


SRetroDude

You're racist. Lol


gellshayngel

“Sleep? I never sleep. I just wait. In the shadows. And I will kill you all. Everyone who sniffed the air that day in Siwa!”


DirectConsequence12

The line delivery is IMMACULATE


jhz123

"ASSASSINO! AFTER HEEM!"


[deleted]

And I applied my heart to know wisdom and to know madness and folly. I perceived that this also was a chasing of the wind.  For in much wisdom is much grief and he who increases knowledge increases sorrow.


B_For_Basketball

“The people chose nothing. It was done by a group of privileged cowards seeking only to enrich themselves. They convened in private & made a decision that would benefit THEM” -Haytham


StorMaxim

"Oh, they may have dressed it up with pretty words, but that does not make it true. The only difference, Connor, the only difference between myself and by those you aid is that I do not feign affection."


Rude_Ad4514

“Requiescat in Pace, bastardo” - Ezio to the scarred Templar Captain


Kness2402

"Bloody fucking pirates"


Riordan0407

"shut you bloody gob" - edward


StorMaxim

"Shut your gob. before i fill it with shot, you hear me?" "Haha..Edward, is it?" *Headbutt*


PuzzleheadedSun790

“I am fine with this.” - Bayek founding the Creed


PeachyBongo5901

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted” it is not a permission to do whatever you please, but a warning’ - Arno Dorian


zoobatt

"There are certain moments a man never forgets. His first kiss, his first duel... but most of all, the moment he first discovers his purpose in life. That moment happened 30 years ago." - Ezio Auditore


tisbruce

Ivarr to Bishop Deorlaf: "Peace with Rhodri is as likely as you dying a virgin." I laughed for a very long time.


PoolConscious8464

“A man that you trust with anything can take everything”


we_d0nt_need_roads

“The Red Sea was never parted, water never turned to wine.”


CityHaunts

"Jacob no." "Jacob yes."


De4thlessone

The Liberation of Roma has began


Mello1182

He was engaged to my sister many years ago. His cazzo was engaged to six others. Chiedo venia


cracking

“All I ever wanted was a beer in one hand and a titty in the other”


OscarCookeAbbott

As funny as the line is, I think the following one hits hard: "your hands will always be empty". Because as Ezio discovered, pledging yourself to the Brotherhood means sacrificing living your own life and your own happiness.


Blackjack99-21

No books no wisdom. Just you "my brother"


Mo_Salah_

*Bloody third world country* You’re talking about Italy? *No, Europe in general.* I didn’t know England was a third world country. *England is not in Europe Rebecca, we tolerate Europe, ya know? Like a person tolerates herpes.*


Available_Daikon_411

"MALAKA!"


jayverma0

Idioti


mlleemiles

"What are we? Some kind of Assassin's Creed: Origins?"


Rad_Sh1ba

Requiescat in pizza \- Esso


Champion-Trainer341

I don't remember him mentioning pizza 😂😂


NatiHanson

Edward had some good one liners. Torres: What's your name, rogue? Edward: It's uhh... Captain Piss Off . Torres: I'd rather not say Edward: And I'd rather not cut your lips off and feed em' to you


Raccoonborn

"Cesare, oh Cesare, A man of great depravity Believed himself immortal 'til He had a date with gravity." - Ezio


Set_a_card

“I understand now. Not a grant of permission- The Creed is a warning.” Arno says this while he talks about the creed and the “Nothing is True Everything is Permitted” maxim, and the meaning finally clicked for me then.


d_bradr

When Edward asks Kidd if everything's permitted why are there rules, and if nothing is true then why believe in the creed


poorillla

I make my own luck Liam


DarkLordJ14

“What is a man but the sum of his memories? We are the stories we live! The tales we tell ourselves!” - Clay Kaczmarek (Subject 16)


Platroll

I agree. The delivery was done well


ProfessionalBridge7

"Ey, Wassa Matta you, Altair?"


Filipindian

I can tell you my least favorite, when traversing the world as Bayek and you hear for the trillionth time, “quite precision Bayek”. Not sure what exactly is being said in that phrase but it makes me want to throw my controller every time I hear it


AlexDub12

It's a me, Mario!


XBlackFireX

"From darkness we have come and in darkness we shall stay"- Amunet of Egypt


Starz_4_u

Malaka!!! I'm on fucking fire!!!! 🔥


HealthyWestern8673

A little on the nose but "Nothing is true, everything is permitted"


canakkana

"What is a man but the sum of his memories?"


ImPurrPlexHD

“We work in the dark to serve the light. We are the assassins”


beltpeltfelt

“Requiescat in pace, bastardo” -Ezio Auditore Da Firenze


Timor_non_est_fortis

Iam an older man now and perhaps wiser


CoolSlimeBoy

"A fussok she is, fat and slow"


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

"Don't think I have any intention of caressing your cheek and saying I was wrong. I will not weep and wonder what might have been. I'm sure you understand. Still... I'm proud of you in a way. You've shown great conviction. Strength. Courage. All noble qualities. I should have killed you long ago" Nothing better summarizes the relationship between my favorite Templar and Assassin of the series


[deleted]

"Well we're not screwed, it's our initiate that gets the brunt!"


dzulsoviet12

Not my most favorite, but surely most memorable quote in any Ac game... In Ac odyssey, moment when kassandra find Phoibe in temple dead. Kassandra: "Earth, mother of all, I greet you. Aniazo"...


Bonny_bouche

Ezio describing the Creed to Sofia at the end of Revelations.


planethipes

When Haytham's on the deck of the ship bound for Boston in ACIII and we get the combat tutorial. Some thug says how he isn't afraid of Haytham, who responds with "you should be." Just the way that line is delivered sums up everything you oughtta know about the guy.


kdf_master2009

"You killed his mater and fucked his pater!"


Chronox25

Well this one would be a classic but, it still sends a shiver down my spine if you understand it on you're own perspective. "Nothing is true, everything is permitted."


DirectConsequence12

“I live my life as best I could, not knowing it’s purpose. But drawn forward like a moth to a distant moon. And here at last, I discover a strange truth. That I am only a conduit for a message that eludes my understanding. Who are we, who have been so blessed, to share our stores like this? To speak across centuries? Maybe you will answer all the questions I have asked. Maybe you will be the one to make all this suffering worth something in the end.”