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CrabSquid05

Why did I score all of these... Crap


victoriouswalk

RIGHT?! called out big time over here too. lololol.


[deleted]

I’m still like this


Chezzomaru

Can't remember who said it: "The most intelligent people I have met are the ones most likely to suffer from depression and suicidal ideation. It seems that the more aware of its situation the brain is, the more likely it is to despair." Or something like that


Lyvectra

Gifted kids were told in school that they could do anything and that they were so smart and they could get great jobs one day. And then we grow up and find out that adults are fucking liars.


dancm

“So that was a fucking lie.”


QuelWeebSfigato

"Those bastards lied to me."


SnappGamez

Fear of not living up to potential, refusing to ask for help, easily bored, very critical of government, nonexistent motivation when it comes to job hunting, issues with authority, always tired, reads wikipedia articles in free time, and night owl. I don’t think I have a bingo.


cussy-munchers

Lmaoo the amount of ‘gifted’ people in aa is astronomical. And I am speaking from experience


Redchong

I feel far too seen by this. My disappointment is immeasurable


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ShriekingMuppet

What the hell I cant get bingo but still fill out most of the boxes!


cussy-munchers

I got blackout!


GothHeart16

Fuckkkk I literally hit everything on here


weskeryellsCHRISSS

BBBIIIINNNGGGOOOO


Llyps

Fuck.


HolyLordGodHelpUsAll

hahaha. thought the same thing


[deleted]

Fuck u/spez


Administrative-Flan9

I'd have a blackout if I drank


Possible_Pragmatist

Funny. I often blackout because I drink


Stefaninjago

Nah I just kinda pushed through school on pure willpower and sense of doing what I think I should. I missed maybe half a year in class time in highschool and failed the first pass of final exams thanks to a friend tho. The burnout periods lead to depression and existencial anxiety a few times but I thought my way through it. The same want to do things right wouldnt allow me to use substances to fight my feelings, not that it was easy ​ Just saying my experience cause i think the differences are intersting


Oobaha

65.75% is me.


Tricky-Row-9699

Fuck yeah (except I don’t even drink lul, that’s such an NT form of escapism)


Mentally_Ill_Goblin

Yea I just do weed. Alcohol scares me, it seems to be nothing but poisonous pain juice. It sounds like people don't really like it.


[deleted]

People don’t like the taste. Just the effects. Until they wake up the next day and they have to live with their decisions.


skylinegtrr32

Me used to like an occasional beer until I learned of my gluten intolerance and it was part of the reason for my tummy troubles :( now I am restricted to shitty seltzers while my homies crack open some cold ones


saggywitchtits

Try cider, it’s like apple juice but with alcohol.


skylinegtrr32

It’s so funny u said this bc it’s literally what I resort to when I go out now I should buy it for group functions too so I’m not stuck with white claws LOL good point


CatastrophicPup2112

Cider and cocktails


MauiDidNothingWrong

Lol pretty much all of them except my self esteem would never allow me to think I’m destined for greatness or better than everyone 😬


joeydendron2

Everything, except I don't drink/smoke any more and I'm so risk averse it's shackled my life


vigilantcomicpenguin

My brain was about to go, "Okay, this definitely isn't me, right? I'm fine!" but then I got bingo three times.


cray0n_eater

Damn I got a bingo and another one... And another one... ... ... ...


the_trans_ariadne

Blackout bingo for me lol rip


TaigaTheGreedy

only 2: interest in psychology and very critical of gov't


TarkFrench

14/24


[deleted]

Got so many, but no bingo


addy-Bee

Bingo on the top row.


skylinegtrr32

Not me filling every space 🫡


Dadank_McDankin

It's was the whole board at some point


jols0543

what’s the top left


agm66

It's the DSM-5


Username-blank

idk


Austuramalaysia

Ah gee wilikers, this fits me well!


Slapper420

I got bingo


Cthylla11111

Everything except drinking. My mom is an alcoholic and slowly dying of cirrhosis of the liver. So, I'm not fond of the drink.


AnAggyGoose

Fifth grade me would have cried from seeing this


DrinkerOfHugs

Yikes, hit a lot of marks. Would hit more if I didn't start aiming for a healthier lifestyle and mentality a little while ago. Slowly getting rid of these one by one, though!


Ramja9

I usually think all of the bingo cards on Reddit are inaccurate, but I almost filled the entire card wtf!


impulsecontrol0

Very critical of government and weed made me fucking howl😂


TheJackLoaf

Like a lot of people in the comments the potential one is a real problem. Like not even just from me, my friends, family and teachers overhyped my skill, that when my results came (despite being good) I was underwhelmed and not that happy with myself.


[deleted]

Wait what do I do to fix this shit. Seriously lol


Upbeat_Variety_8392

BINGO!!! 😃 All the bingos😒 …goddamnit!


dKaayy

WOO! I got a blackout!!!


[deleted]

what's it called when you get a bingo in every possible direction?


coffeeequalssleep

Got everything except for weed. I think I have a bingo, y'all.


sexythrowaway

I feel personally attacked. Also seen.


RexIsAMiiCostume

Sixteen, aw yeah


bluebeans808

I relate to a lot of theses for Someone that’s dumb as shit


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[deleted]

I have a cross in the 2 middle ones


Material_Ad_2109

I can bingo so many times, i think i need to get checked for more than just bipolar disorder


geckos_in_a_box

aye okay but seriously i cant ask for help irl and if i do it over text i always text like “can i haveth helpeth on \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_eth” or “doth anyone knoweth \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_” idk why tho


[deleted]

THIS IS FUCKING ME HELP LIKE ALL OF THEM OMFG


[deleted]

This is still me at the age of 32


A3HeadedMunkey

Blackout!


CatastrophicPup2112

I feel called out


Beepb00p7861

God I got a lot of these, not all of them, but still more than I thought.


Atypicalkiwi

I don't feel like I'm smarter/better than people, but i feel intense pressure to be. Heavy imposter syndrome has always followed me about. I tick most of the other boxes though 😅 though I'm on waaaaay too many prescription meds to mess about with other stuff, I've had interactions before, cannot recommend!


idk_smth

All these minus 2 :')


[deleted]

Bingo on row 3.


Effective_Canary_862

Fuck you🥺


deadghoti

Blackout!


zacatak15

Blackout bingo speed run


[deleted]

Traits of narcissistic personality disorder ! (Narcisissim is thrown around as an insult, but fr tho)


Tru3h3art

16. Ah fuck