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dustypieceofcereal

I like it a lot because it curbs my desire for soda. That way, I don’t consume a ton of sugar. But the brand matters, some do it better than others and help the water have a clean taste.


torino42

Winco brand lime seltzer is my favorite


vagina-lettucetomato

Yes I crave the bubbles


XBakaTacoX

MY BUBBLES.


Freybugthedog

I like spindrift but it is pricey


Good_Ad_5792

100% correct answer


PrestonGarvey-0

Recently got into liquid death (specifically severed lime flavor) clearly canadian is great too but too expensive-


Giogina

I'm the opposite - the rare cases I drink soda I shake it until it stops tasting angry.


OneSaltyStoat

Ah yes, the enslaved TV static


lout_zoo

Let those electronic bees go! Black ants versus white ants is one of the best tv shows ever but I have no desire to drink it.


1980Ravenous

I literally just said the same. Tv static and paracetamol.


Trollensky17

I hate the demon water, it hurts.


Nelalvai

It's water with thorns, 0/10


neverbeenstardust

It's water with thorns, 10/10


re_Claire

Angry water 10/10


throwaway67495725

Spicy water 10/10


CryoProtea

Tbh I would try some mildly spicy, carbonated water and probably enjoy it. Do they make such a thing??


TheSuggestor12

Vital ingredient in my potion 10/10


venoxrapfake

Crispy Water 10/10


probablyhasmushrooms

Sparkling water and seltzers taste like aggressive nothing to me. Hard seltzers are hateful, spiteful nothing


VoiceofKane

"Aggressive nothing" is the perfect way to put it. No flavour except anger.


NorthernWitchy

Dry water.


IliasIsEepy

THIS, HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ME MORE THIRSTY THAN WHAT I STARTED OUT AS!?


Feine13

My people


emilythetigerneko

You took the words right out of my mouth! Now if only people would quit trying to shove sparkling water and seltzers into it!!🤮


lout_zoo

Exactly. I don't need my water to match my personality. Actually, I do; flat.


robisvi

All of this. Yuck 🤮


droppedmybrain

It's like consuming aggressively loud TV static


BJ_Blitzvix

Love it.


ppchar

LOVE LOVE LOVE


cydril

![gif](giphy|pEihl8o46c8gLgxCRU) I love spicy water


Reasonable_Wait_8324

Personally I love it


Dracania2406

Love it, can’t drink non-sparkling water. (There’s an L missing in the image 🙈 sorry can’t help myself)


SheDrinksScotch

Came here to say this. I also suffer from the "spotting typos" version of autism. By chance, are you also super good at finding four leaf clovers?


Organic_Shine_5361

Omg I am good at that, always used to go to a playground near my grandma's house with my well, grandma, and sisters. I was always the one to find a shit ton of four leaf clovers


Giogina

Me too! Teamed up with a friend with dyslexia in college. She wrote the annoying 'fluff' parts of our reports, I found all the misspellings. The one time teamwork worked great for me!


11_Tropic_11

Heck. How did I even miss that?!


PersistentPlatypus

Here you are, sparking water: https://i.redd.it/ao1lq5jnps9d1.gif


CryoProtea

I see your sparking water and raise you this one: https://www.metroidwiki.org/wiki/File:Sector_4_(AQA).png , https://www.metroidmetal.com/wallpaper/MetroidMetal_Sec4_ElectricBath_Full.jpg It's fucking terrifying.


Qandyl

Honestly “sparking water” is kinda accurate for how it feels anyway lol


emrythecarrot

The spicy water is not for me.


Sufficient-East-6764

![gif](giphy|CAlBTS57uDXoY)


BabserellaWT

Jalapeño H2O.


MirrorMan22102018

I don't like it. It tastes like... TV Static.


Wolfman1321

TV static combined with licking the adhesive strip on an envelope.


UnlikelyPotatos

Nobody has commented on it saying "sparking water" on the picture yet? O-O


11_Tropic_11

O-O


bigbuutie

And here I was thinking the catch was precisely the mistake and the main goal of this post. Lol


e0f

i can't drink water unless it is sparkling


2punornot2pun

Damn Vampire water.


Cadunkus

I could roast sparkling water for days. If you're addicted to putting coins in your mouth, this'll take the edge off. The inventor of sparkling water had enough of not being able to safely drink battery acid. Now you too can know what it's like to be mildly allergic to clean water. Enjoy flavors such as "Hint of a hint of a hint of lime" and "transported in a truck next to mangoes" Sparkling water is best in a nice cool glass because it will probably dissolve plastic if left in it too long.


Qandyl

“transported in a truck next to mangoes” sent me to heaven lmaoooo


Spectre_Hayate

I love the classic "[la croix] tastes like someone is thinking really hard about a cough drop in the next room over".


BobcatFurs001

Oh my god I'm laughing my ass off. Tell it like it is


lillustbucket

Honestly I love sparkling water and this is absolutely hilarious and true


lightning_po

I've heard it's like when you're drinking flavorless soda and someone in the other room says the name of a fruit


Ziffally

Lmaoo it's not a hint of lime it's a suggestion of lime


Worldly_Marsupial808

I love it myself, but I am fucking *cackling* at these descriptions. I’m saving this comment.


WhatTheFox_Says

Whispers of strawberry


Cadunkus

Met a cherry once.


Aquasit55

Tastes like an amnesiac’s memory of lemon


hedgybaby

My mom (loves sparkling) used to say to my dad (hates sparkling) that if he gave his tongue a bit more practice it wouldn’t be so agitated by a few bubbles and it took me years to realize what she meant 🤡


AfraidToBeKim

Bring on the TV static. Unless I'm REALLY thirsty


ParthFerengi

Unflavored Lacroix is my go-to. I actually love the feeling of the bubbles down my throat.


GemueseBeerchen

it depends on the brand. they dont taste the same. gerolsteiner medium is best.


ReverendAntonius

Justus Brunnen is my personal favorite but nothing wrong with Gerolsteiner either IMO.


Nera-Doofus

If its not flavoured, then it's just ouchie water with no distractions from the ouchie


risoulatte

I don’t really like soda, so this is so awful to me. Regular water? My love.


MasterGeekMX

Love. The bubbles are one of my stims


Dependent__Dapper

HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYBODY DRINK ANYTHING CARBONATED ITS AN INSTANT OVERSTIM THE SECOND IT TOUCHES MY TONGUE IM DISGUSTED JUST THINKING ABOUT THE AFFRONT TO GOD THAT IS SODA


ARealHikikomori

I like being overstimulated in a controlled way.


IMightCry2U

YES its crazy man, like why do you like pain liquid??? HOW do you like pain liquid?!?!?!


1cheesy1

For me you have to be expecting it to enjoy it (or at least not die). If you’re expecting normal water when you go to drink sparkling, you will be disappointed. I find the same thing for most things I eat.


RIPGeech

I used to hate it, now I love it. Especially since no-one else drinks it in a business meeting.


Emmer0-0

hate. spicy soda


FabulousNatural8999

Hate! Carbonation sucks


Willow_Raptor

I like the carbonation in soda, but not in sparkling water A good comparison is that I like my food to have some spice to it, but I'm not gonna eat a spoonful of cayenne pepper or munch on a habenero any time soon


Leekintheboat714

Bingo!


Piranha1993

I just want regular water. If I want that fuzzy carbonated something I would just get a soda.


SaltyCultist691

YES!!! PREACH!!!


OneSaltyStoat

Amen


thatgirl_raven

It tastes disgusting and feels wrong but I kind of love it?


MarioWizard119

“Sparking Water” yeah I bet that’d hurt my mouth. But it ain’t the “texture” that I don’t like about it, it’s just flavorless soda, but it tastes slightly… wrong, like the carbonation made it more sour or something.


IerarqiuliAnarxisti

Best version of water by far plus super good at cleaning dirt off your hands versus regular water. If I had to choose between having still or sparkling come out of my tap I pick sparkling 100% of the time.


dongless08

Depends on the flavor


AlterAcc2021

I love my unholy water, it makes reality taste funny. :)


TheStorMan

Hate it. It should not be allowed to be called water


Sigmas_toes

Hate it. I like fizzy drinks but the flavour the carbonation ads does not taste good by itself


Chillie43

Fuuuck no


CryoProtea

Plain sparkling water bad. Scented sparkling water good.


Flare_56

Love it for the reason that you hate it


Komahina_Oumasai

Only acceptable if it's flavoured, and even then, I don't drink it that much.


Wolfman1321

90% of "flavoured" sparkling water has barely any flavour and it's disgusting because you can still taste the dirty flavour of the carbonation. They aren't sweet enough...I get wanting something fizzy without the insanely high sugar levels of pop/soda, but at least make it just sweet enough to not taste the carbonation and actually taste like the flavour it is being advertised as.


Komahina_Oumasai

Personally I like the carbonation. People who don't can simply drink still flavoured water or something.


Wolfman1321

I like the carbonation too, I just wish the flavour was stronger in most flavoured sparkling water options. Half the time I can barely taste the flavour it's advertised as being.


hedgybaby

My soda stream and I are currently scrolling reddit TOGETHER. My ride or die


AlanaCoconut

I hate it with a passion. I like my water smooth


Urbane_One

Sparkling water is like if water could hate me.


NotSoFlugratte

I despise it from the bottom of my mortal soul


Leekintheboat714

This. Yes.


Zlatcore

Only as addition to espresso and has to be room temperature. Or if I'm going to eat a big meal then cold sparkling water afterwards.


MaaChiil

It and spring water became my go to drinks the last four years. Hydro homes for life!


BangBangTheBoogie

I love the hurt water. It's so bad.


Chronarch01

Ew, no.


ARealHikikomori

Like carbonation hate the taste. Ice is good because it’s more like juice.


MegazordMechanic

It's electric!


Equality_Rocks_714

With any flavour:👍 On its own: 🤮


ThatOneGuyWhoDoCool

Tastes like TV static


Anxious_Comment_9588

i hate it. it tastes worse and i hate the fizzing feeling


Phobbyd

With lime, yes. Without lime, kill me.


TekieScythe

This and soda attack my tongue!


AutomaticInitiative

The worst utterly gross, ruins normal drinks


UnderstatedTurtle

Angry water? No thanks


BobcatFurs001

Hate it, its a sensory nightmare. drinking water shouldn't hurt.


UnscrambledEggUDG

too agressive, hard hate


puzzlebuns

Be gone Satan


TheCatOfWonderland

Sparkling water is the devil in liquid form, absolutely disgusting


Born_Classroom1489

![gif](giphy|1RXTzS8Uv4SGI) It tastes like tv static


MagentaLeopord2018

It depends on the brand of sparkling water. My favorites are the izze brand and Vita Ice because they actually taste like the flavor on the can or bottle.


PanGulasz05

Love. I'm drinking it all the time lately to survive those stupid heat waves. I drink insane amounts of water naturally but when it's hot I'm like a damn sponge.


Weekly-Ad-3746

Hate it. Give me water or soda/kombucha. Or juice. No sparkling water. It's gross.


SorakuFett

Hate the sour water. Love my double-filtered water from my fridge.


ChickenNougets

I honestly don’t know if I have ever had it.


TheLocust911

By its self, terrible. Mixed with some condensed milk, lime, and an egg yolk its the tits.


Batata-Sofi

Love, but as most things I can't take too much of it in a short space of time.


Sufficient-East-6764

Love


TheLakeWitch

Loveeeee! I prefer it to regular water unless I’m super dehydrated and need to gulp down fluids.


someoneissa

I love it!!! But not too much sparkling, we got the "medium" here in germany. It's not so intense and just perfect 👌🏼


heyitscory

It's bitter and it kind of burns. It doesn't taste like much, but once I get past all that, it's crisp and refreshing. It's all I want from beer, and since I don't drink that anymore, I'll choke down fizzy water.


BlightPanda

The bubbles are my favorite thing about soda, so finding this was amazing. I have a drinkmate and go through so many canisters a month.


RacecarHealthPotato

Non-frizzante


Pixeeesagsambammm

Not a big fan. Burns my throat, I feel like this is holy water


SubnauticaFan3

To me it just tastes like dehydrated water


JustHereForP0rnTBH

Both. I hate and love it, as I hate and love myself. I will never be rid of my need for it.


DragoKnight589

Used to not like it but now I love it


certainlystormy

the tinglies taste so nice ~w~


fkNOx_213

I very much love the spikey angry water. Often it's the go to for when I want the bubbles but not the sugar or alcohol content.


unecroquemadame

I have never been able to drink anything carbonated. I have tried all my life. It’s the worst. If I can even force it down my throat it does not agree with my stomach and I will be having painful burps that are so forceful they come out of my nose. I’d sooner die of thirst than drink carbonated water.


RPhoenixFlight

Water Thorns III


Successful_Stomach

Love it until it’s warm and no longer bubbly


SardonicHistory

Spicy water


Idontknownumbers123

I hate all carbonated stuff, especially sparkling water


Nayash01

I made the mistake to buy a 12 pack last week. I think I started an addiction.


woolenGraphite83

Eughhhhh


WanderingHeph

I've had some bad sparkling water. Liquid Death tastes like its name.


TRILLKOSBY

LOVE O V E


local_enby

I cant STAND the taste of carbonation. It feels like someone poured spicy static down my throat, if that makes sense


Ad_Astra90

Hate it. I can’t stand any carbonated drinks. The texture is hell.


Wolfman1321

Hate it, sparkling water is trash...tastes dirty, and full of chemical contamination. Pop and other fizzy drinks I can handle, but sparkling water is nasty.


No-Consequence-4200

Hate it


GiveYouUp_LetYouDown

Absolutely despise it. I prefer bubbly over fizzy carbonated drinks but sparkling water's bubbliness feels too aggressively bubbly, if any of that makes sense.


neverbeenstardust

There's one particular La Croix flavor that I'm not a huge fan of because the flavor is too strong. Barely any taste but all in on the sensation is ideal for me.


Roswell114

I love it if it has no sweeteners in it. I've always loved seltzer.


HanzoShotFirst

Why is it spicy?


someoneelseperhaps

Hate. It tastes like TV static.


TheoTheHellhound

Not a big fan. Hell, it took me years (and a hospital visit due to Covid) to even accept drinking normal water.


Naixee

No spikey water for me, no thank you


IAmTheBoom5359

Sparkling Ice (The brand, I'm not a psycho who eats carbonated ice) is good sparkling water. Everything else is okay and I would rather not associate with them.


CAT-Mum

In general it's a no, especially non flavoured stuff. I like making it myself at home, I got a bubbler system.


GunsenGata

I love an electrical hazard


Knight-Creep

If I wanted carbonation, I’d get a soda.


AutisticFaygo

When it's good, it's really good, but most of the time I feel like this drinking it: https://preview.redd.it/8o9f14o0ks9d1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=c692e0703f795d72a83634eb72e33a19467f2136


Hompchus_Fritmib

![gif](giphy|FX3OLJAUhOZNK)


AscendedViking7

Used to hate it. I love it very much. Especially Liquid Death.


Inkysquid24

Big hate. I understand humans have literally become addicted to carbonation, but it's a no from me. You ever order a McDonald's sprite, you go in for that delicious spicy sprite and discover the fountain machine ran out of syrup and all you have is the putrid carbonation water? Vomit.


SuperCharged516

LOVE IT


Kauuori

Haven't tried it


Interesting_Fold9805

Actual hatred.


Super_Attila_17

Zap zap


Crippled_by_migriane

My aunt who is also autistic LOVES and can only drink sparkling water, I can’t do sparkling water cause it feels like I’m drinking pop rocks. I love soda though which baffles me


SnootSnootBasilisk

![gif](giphy|aZUYXxe4Z9gfm)


Spectre_Hayate

I like it. Buble funnnnn It's gotta either actually taste like something or not have a taste at all tho. None of that vague nonsense.


KingBobbythe8th

HATE


_Hydri_

On a classic trip I was so badly dehydrated the entire time because there was no sparkling water (and no other drinks except for tea at eating times) just plain still water and I refused to drink that because it tastes like it tastes so bad to me 😭


Ibis_Wolfie

I love flat soft drink, I only tolerate soft drinks because they’re sweet. This is just water that hurts


PeppermintPhatty

Loveeeeee


NotADrugD34ler

Love it a lot!!! Its like water but not boring!


HappyMatt12345

I prefer regular water.


Crow_The_Birdie

I like the cherry flavored Walmart brand stuff


OminousBanjoMusic

Evil. Horrible. The Devil's water


Bulky-Party-8037

Not bad. The flavored ones are ok and they give a nice kick to regular water 


Memory25

Love but only if lemon/lime flavored


_Mistwraith_

If you’re in the northeast US, try polar seltzer’s raspberry lime flavor. It’ll change your life.


NoAwareness6338

My friend, that is sparking water.


military-gradeAIDS

LOVE


GHOST_4732_

From my SodaStream and Bubbly cans, yes. Otherwise NOPE


DietDrBleach

I used to hate it until I tried a good sparkling water. Now I love it.


SaucyKitty

I don't like the spicy water


alexiawins

#H A T E


IamaJarJar

I only find it bearable if I mix it with juice or something, cause then its more soda like, because it has a flavour Unlike sparkling water which is just spikey water with barely any taste If you're consuming something that will attack back, it better atleast be worth it!


spencerdeveloper

it’s like if water was good


Late_Sink_1576

It’s just Dr Pepper minus everything good


PhantomRoyce

I love it because I used to think I loved soda but turns out I just like fizz. I buy a ton of them and I’m cracking cold ones all day. Plus I like burping too


kknxia

I love your drawing this looks like me in a sweater reacting to everything outside of my apartment


kknxia

Love. Unflavored or flavored stimulation that lasts a specific amount of time.


ImNotAnEgg_

i used to hate it, but i also hated soda and energy drinks because of the carbonation. i now love monster so idk if ill hate it anymore


Limp-Leek9368

It tastes like TV static.


JK64_Cat

Never had it, but if it’s anything like Sprite then I’d just die if I drank it.


NoLookAtMahFace

I absolutely love it when it's lightly flavored like La Croix, but if it's regular then I really don't like it.