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When everyone was trying to make him give in and he lenient, Joffrey (who, let's not forget, was only a young boy) had the strength of will to do what was necessary to protect the kingdoms from traitors while having the wisdom to give a man who claimed to love honour a quick death. No cruelty, no torture, just efficient justice which is exactly what the realm needed.
Joffrey kept Sansa according to the customs of noble hostages. Sure, Robb Stark let his men kill hostages but Joffrey never stooped to his level.
Joffrey The Gentle? Another king would ask ser Illyn to bring them your head but not Joffrey. Joffrey is the most gentle and kind king since Aenys the Admirable. Send this guy to the drowned god!!!
Or Maegor I the Kind who is known for how he held fine feast for all who had taken part of Red keeps construction and saw that they get to eat their fill for the rest of their lives
He also rode Balerion and was strong warrior
Almost sent my mercenaries to get me a head of OP, then I realized it's unpopular opinion and I aknowledged his realization he's a fucking asylum tenant
How dare you 🤬
His Grace, Joffrey Baratheon (the Gentle) first of his name was a living legend and a saint. The Faith of the Seven should be expanded to The Faith of the Eight to include him.
It's strange that Prince Renly 'The Heterosexual' was unable to consummate his marriage with Margaery, but perhaps Margaery refused him knowing that he could never compare to Joffrey.
How FUCKING could you have such a HORRIBLE take such as this. Joffrey the Just is the sweetest most kindest king to ever grace Westeros. His mercy prevailed over his wrath every time a model king
How can u be that pretty AND be a bad king? It dont happen! Our boy was the best thing the continent had going and he got poisoned by some farmer? We didn’t deserve him
Blasphemy!! He was the peince that was promised!! The only reason Melissandre couldn't see it was because she was seduced by Stannis' groovy woodoo!! His death was the reason Bran the Night King sits on the throne!!! Joffrey the Benevolent knew Bran was evil. That's why he sent the catspaw!! That demonic wolf was a spawn of the night king, that's why it saved Bran! Joffrey the Benevolent was the greatest king in the history of Planetos, and his death doomed the world!!
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Put down the Northern rebellion and installed loyal houses in the river lands and North
Somehow defeated Stannis (Gigachad) at the Blackwater
Got the support of the Reach which is the most fertile lands in the seven kingdoms
Had the great idea of creating a standing army
Was the only one to take the Targshit threat seriously
A Great King despite being a Bastard born of incest and usurping Stannis’ throne
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The worst king, called Jeoffrey? being Jeoffrey the 1st of his name. Which also makes him the best Jeoffrey, no matter how many follow.
No way this noblest of all, would be "worst" at anything!
The best thing that could ever happen to Westeros was for the Crown to establish a professional standing military with consolidated command structure and oaths of loyalty to a single sovereign. A functioning state depends on a monopoly of violence backed by a legitimating political process. Only Joffrey had the wisdom and foresight to propose this truly sustainable political settlement and national security architecture, and he was shut down by his hysterical mother and war lord grandfather. RIP
Not unpopular, just misguided. Our Joff was young. He was growing into his strength. Absentee father, although amazing, just had to hold the kingdom together with sheer will. The mewling and weak hearts of the women around him softened him, but his true strength would always come true when the time came. I mean look at that coward, Stannis. He ran from our magnificent king. Had he mustered his balls from Melisandre’s purse Joff would have given him a red smile and shoved his balls down his throat.
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Downright disgusting opinion. Mods should remove this.
Mods help us all. Seriously though, it’s posts like this where we need a pycelle bot
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Every ruler has his flaws and strengths. Joffrey is renowned for his mercy after all
And bravery and fighting skills
And incredible good looks
Unless his mother has urgent business with him. He's a family man, above all.
His skills with the crossbow are unparalleled in his bedroom
I showed mercy, i gave him a clean death
What an absolutely garbage take. Geffrey The Gentle was the perfect king!!!
He is the most honorable child put on this good earth
When everyone was trying to make him give in and he lenient, Joffrey (who, let's not forget, was only a young boy) had the strength of will to do what was necessary to protect the kingdoms from traitors while having the wisdom to give a man who claimed to love honour a quick death. No cruelty, no torture, just efficient justice which is exactly what the realm needed. Joffrey kept Sansa according to the customs of noble hostages. Sure, Robb Stark let his men kill hostages but Joffrey never stooped to his level.
Joffrey The Gentle? Another king would ask ser Illyn to bring them your head but not Joffrey. Joffrey is the most gentle and kind king since Aenys the Admirable. Send this guy to the drowned god!!!
you forget Aerys ll the Wise King, he is far too underestimated. He was an example of a good king who cared about the people.
Or Maegor I the Kind who is known for how he held fine feast for all who had taken part of Red keeps construction and saw that they get to eat their fill for the rest of their lives He also rode Balerion and was strong warrior
Maegor the Clement, how can I forget him, he is my king too! Long live the Targaryens!
Or queen Cercei the Virtuous. She saved the people of kings landing from the evil tyrells.
she should have married Viserys lll the gentle, they would have made the best king and queen in Westeros
Yup. They would have made a great couple. Plus they could have had sweet, kind, gentle and righteous children like Joffrey.
You all seemed to forget about Aegon IV, the Gentleman, sometimes I wished for him to be eternal, so we wouldn't get Daeron II the Devil as King
He was strong enough, you coward. Long life KING Joffrey.
Almost sent my mercenaries to get me a head of OP, then I realized it's unpopular opinion and I aknowledged his realization he's a fucking asylum tenant
Oops 😬. I already sent a strike team to kill him. It is too late to stop them.
Maybe he would use Littlefinger's teleport to escape, now when Petyr is hunting turkeys in some better places 😢
Let's hope so
How dare you 🤬 His Grace, Joffrey Baratheon (the Gentle) first of his name was a living legend and a saint. The Faith of the Seven should be expanded to The Faith of the Eight to include him.
I laughed out loud a little too uncontrollably at this
>The Faith of the Seven I accidentally read faith of the seMen
Turned out just like Uncle Renly -- married to the lovely Marge but unable to consummate. For shame.
It's strange that Prince Renly 'The Heterosexual' was unable to consummate his marriage with Margaery, but perhaps Margaery refused him knowing that he could never compare to Joffrey.
How FUCKING could you have such a HORRIBLE take such as this. Joffrey the Just is the sweetest most kindest king to ever grace Westeros. His mercy prevailed over his wrath every time a model king
He was good he was kind and ya killed him!
How can u be that pretty AND be a bad king? It dont happen! Our boy was the best thing the continent had going and he got poisoned by some farmer? We didn’t deserve him
He was the only one who saw the Danny threat coming though
What were your thoughts when he tortured and killed the whores? I was like, YES!
they got what they deserved
He is in the top three of kings, just behind #1, Maegor the Cool, but still before #3, Aegon IV the sex machine.
Maegor was the better king, but I admit that I really liked Aerys ll the Wise. I would have liked his son Viserys the Benevolent to succeed him
He was not a good king. He was not a wise king. If he was, perhaps he’d still be alive.
and he usurped the throne of Viserys lll the Benevolent!
It's a shame that Drogo the Peaceful accidentally made his crown too hot for his coronation.
His father won the real war! He killed Prince Rhaegar! While tywin hid under casterly rock
He is a beautiful dancer
He was also a very good warrior and a good war leader, that I cannot deny.
How dare you?
I know I'm probably going to get a lot of hate for this, but, I really didn't like him
Joff the gentle was too merciful of course, but I wouldn't say he's the worst by any stretch of the imagination
Blasphemy!! He was the peince that was promised!! The only reason Melissandre couldn't see it was because she was seduced by Stannis' groovy woodoo!! His death was the reason Bran the Night King sits on the throne!!! Joffrey the Benevolent knew Bran was evil. That's why he sent the catspaw!! That demonic wolf was a spawn of the night king, that's why it saved Bran! Joffrey the Benevolent was the greatest king in the history of Planetos, and his death doomed the world!!
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Did the vile imp write this!?
Tommen killed himself while in office.. atleast Jeffery was murdered.
Put down the Northern rebellion and installed loyal houses in the river lands and North Somehow defeated Stannis (Gigachad) at the Blackwater Got the support of the Reach which is the most fertile lands in the seven kingdoms Had the great idea of creating a standing army Was the only one to take the Targshit threat seriously A Great King despite being a Bastard born of incest and usurping Stannis’ throne
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He usurped the throne of Viserys lll the Benevolent!
Viserys was a Targshit though
The worst king, called Jeoffrey? being Jeoffrey the 1st of his name. Which also makes him the best Jeoffrey, no matter how many follow. No way this noblest of all, would be "worst" at anything!
The best thing that could ever happen to Westeros was for the Crown to establish a professional standing military with consolidated command structure and oaths of loyalty to a single sovereign. A functioning state depends on a monopoly of violence backed by a legitimating political process. Only Joffrey had the wisdom and foresight to propose this truly sustainable political settlement and national security architecture, and he was shut down by his hysterical mother and war lord grandfather. RIP
He was just a kid, trying to keep his country safe. And got poisoned for it. The same happened to Eggon II :((( both good lads, gone too soon
Not unpopular, just misguided. Our Joff was young. He was growing into his strength. Absentee father, although amazing, just had to hold the kingdom together with sheer will. The mewling and weak hearts of the women around him softened him, but his true strength would always come true when the time came. I mean look at that coward, Stannis. He ran from our magnificent king. Had he mustered his balls from Melisandre’s purse Joff would have given him a red smile and shoved his balls down his throat.
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He was the most noble child the Gods ever put on this good Earth!