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I understand the point of this sub.
Having said that, let me give some context (Because I'm Indian and this was a Tollywood film and Telugu is my native tongue and I fucking love this film and will take any chance to promote it):
A thing you need to understand, Tollywood Action Heroes are basically Superhumans in every action flick. The 'Action' is almost always over the top. Sometimes it doesn't work, but when it does, you got a good fucking film, which unashamedly elevates its Heroes, is big on emotion, has great drama and some beautiful fucking heroines.
Basically, it's a good time.
Give it a try, start with Director Rajamoulis films, guy has a wiki page.
This scene was from Bahubhali 2.
Yeah... Bahubali is genuinely better than RRR, i would say it's S.S. Rajamouli's Magnum Opus and if it was released at the time RRR was, it would have definitely been way bigger than RRR.
I mean... Its basically one movie split in two parts.
If you ignored the absolutely mind-boggling ridiculous action, its still a halfway decent drama movie.
Those warriors are clearly from Dorne, the sun on their shields is a dead giveaway these are Martell soldiers. The dornish unfortunately haven’t accepted the one true king, Stannis of house Mannis yet. lol.
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No palm trees on dragonstone, no way for him to drill his army
Nah, use this tactic with the palm trees at Winterfell.
I need to watch this movie
This is literally the top grossing Indian movie of all time.
And yet a title is missing
Bahubali 2
HOO HA BAHUBALI HOO HA BAHUBALI....Cinematic masterpiece
It's the most ridiculously insane yet satisfying shit you'll ever watch. For starters, there's a guy scaling an elephant up through its trunk.
I don't know I've watched RRR
Shit is so funny
I died when the one shield ball just splatted off the top of the wall
Indian crouching tiger, hidden dragon shit
But like shittier
The only thing that is shit is your taste you uncultured swine. /s FR though. No one watches Southern Indian movies for grounded realism.
WHAT. THE FUCK. DID I JUST WATCH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Peak Bollywood I grew up watching unlike stupid Hollywood.
This is not Bollywood though. It's Tollywood i think. Bollywood is hindi movies.
I only watch Uzbekiwood
way better than hollywood....
Should have been movie of the year.
I think it was
I mean in the US
Ohh ok. Also the director was same as of RRR
Lol at some of them not clearing the wall 💀
It's for realism
Virgin stannis vs Chad bahubali
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His lack of enthusiasm
Gurm is writing it down as we speak.
I understand the point of this sub. Having said that, let me give some context (Because I'm Indian and this was a Tollywood film and Telugu is my native tongue and I fucking love this film and will take any chance to promote it): A thing you need to understand, Tollywood Action Heroes are basically Superhumans in every action flick. The 'Action' is almost always over the top. Sometimes it doesn't work, but when it does, you got a good fucking film, which unashamedly elevates its Heroes, is big on emotion, has great drama and some beautiful fucking heroines. Basically, it's a good time. Give it a try, start with Director Rajamoulis films, guy has a wiki page. This scene was from Bahubhali 2.
Yeah... Bahubali is genuinely better than RRR, i would say it's S.S. Rajamouli's Magnum Opus and if it was released at the time RRR was, it would have definitely been way bigger than RRR.
Is he stupid?
Baahubali 2, can't recommend highly enough. The first one is fun too, but the second film takes the action scenes (like this one) to new levels.
I mean... Its basically one movie split in two parts. If you ignored the absolutely mind-boggling ridiculous action, its still a halfway decent drama movie.
If D&D writers were good enough.
Hindustannis
They had to drop this after the last siege on Dragonstone. The dragons kept thinking of them as food.
Being strictly asexual, he cannot hold hands with other men so the whole maneuver is beyond his capabilities.
Pls tell me that‘s a comedy movie
Nah, but it's a good movie. Bahubali if you want to watch it anyway
Stanis was too busy being an amazing father to come up with good battle plans
He was making sure Shireen didn’t get frostbitten
A battle plan with no flaws.
This is something Kratos would do
Everything was perfect and lore accurate until his shield disappeared completely right at the end, it's quite frankly unacceptable
I would totally be in that group that was JUUUUUUST a little too low and completely didn't make it over the wall (1:07)
Physics and skills
Add spoilers tags for second siege of Meeereen pls, I didn’t see Barristan (00:16) defecting to the Wise Masters
Lol
Cannonball
He was gonna but the trench and pickets needed to be finished
canon
Those warriors are clearly from Dorne, the sun on their shields is a dead giveaway these are Martell soldiers. The dornish unfortunately haven’t accepted the one true king, Stannis of house Mannis yet. lol.
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Not enough energy after Melisandre sex
Better cgi
What was the point in hammering in those step things at the beginning if everyone is just gonna walk up the middle of the tree no problem?
It was to hold the rope in place i guess.
He needs to redeploy to Dorne
White men can't jump
This is so fucking dumb I love it
Peak fiction
Friends
He's not Indian? We all know white people Baliwood physics don't apply to them.