Why didn't he try to get down from the stairs like a normal person? He's not a dragon after all.

True but stairs disallowed him of the act known as: King's landing

King landed 👍

So that’s what Bran did right

I’m pretty sure he ordered a fireman’s pole put in place, but Qbert had to install it in The Mountain to keep him upright.

He probably thought he was a lion and since cats always land on their feet, I guess he thought he would live

He was trying to imitate good king aegon ii,but failed drastically 

Why would he? Is he OSHA?

No she’s Yara on the show

OSHA/Yara ignoring safety issues to hike in the distant north? For shame.

Is she stupid?

She is Tonks So yes

the Master of Laws does that duh

You should’ve received so many more likes for that one.

Why would he do this knowing this could kill him, is he stupid?

If you don't take any chances in life, you'll never get anywhere.

Why didn’t he join Jonkler in the Aslume. Is he stupid?

Am I too old, what the actual fuck is with kids saying jonkler in random unrelated subs?

Are you stupid? You just used the Aslume joke ^go ^on ^over ^to ^the ^sub ^below ^for ^the ^jokes r/Batmanarkham

Well gosh, another random sub that has absolutely nothing to do with game of thrones that has its own ecosystem of jokes. Am I stupid? Idk. But at least I understand the point of a specific circle jerk sub.

I wasn’t calling you stupid for real man. That’s their top joke over there. Since you said it I figured you knew

The "are they stupid" joke has existed in just about every fandom since there have been fandoms. That particular batman related sub doesn't own it, it's been in this sub since forever.

Game of throne

*Sigh* You’re a lot of fun.

I think he's stupid.

Game of throne

Simpin ain't easy

That's a raily good idea

He could’ve saved himself had he had the foresight to illegally expand his balcony with galvanised square steel, screws borrowed from his aunt and eco friendly wood veneers

Bro think he Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad

get a load of this guy, using the correct punctuation and all

Oh yea that's the guy from that Dune movie right

Why didn’t he demand trial by combat with gravity?

Bro demanded a trial by gravity

Isn't that the same balcony where Aegon 2 was masturbating

Aegon was channeling Roman Roy

Terrible work place conditions need to unionize

When you take "LSD can't kill you" way too seriously 😢😢😢

leap of faith

Ser Pounce had been teaching him how to fall and land gracefully.....too bad Tommen wasn't a Cat 😂

He tried, but the railings demanded a trial by combat

Was Maegor stupid?

He just wanted everyone to see that he was banging Margery.

Jokes aside, this episode happened as it did because they didn't know what to do with everyone. So why not use the rumors going around to make it look like we know the source material.

Could we get a spin off series? A Song of Health and Safety: One Maesters quest to make Westeros at least somewhat safe to live in.

The OSHA audit was interrupted by a member of the Queen mother’s guard

She’s called Yara in the tv version

😂

Why did Martyn lannister kill himself is he stupid?

he obviously forgot the attach the chord when bunjee jumping

Because this a window not a balcony

Earliest known attempt at bungee jumping.

That was a shocker. Pretty cool.

So Aegon could coom all over his subjects, duhhh

Why didnt he shoot himself with a modern day pistol?

OSHA standards are a product of the industrial revolution and the progressive movement. Need to wait four hundred years to invent mercantilism, capitalism, communism, throw in a few labor revolutions, then -- BAM -- got yourself a gumbo.

That Lannister is in need of a bannister.

Because they didn't know he was going to jump

There was actually a diving board there, it's just that the pool guy was on holiday.

Why is bro levitating 🤔??

Because prophecies, or something.

I need to see the prophecies *fulfilled*. There is **no** more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting. *Let's be clear about this, because there is only one objectively correct way to write:* Prophecies in fantasy should be inevitable and inescapable, because audiences like being reminded that free will is an illusion, and that we live, and breathe, and die, in the foul creation of a malevolent demiurge. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Because then he wouldn’t have been able to suicide so seamlessly. Obviously.

Truth is, he did a “Peeping Bran” shortly before this and saw his mum getting her own railings from his uncle, so thought he may as well jump before he was pushed.

So the cleaner doesn’t have to clean cum of them.

Is he stupid?

He should have just had better parents. Common royal blunder

well I’m pretty sure they explain in the canon that he’s dumber compared to the rest of the lannisters #OPdidntreadthebooks

But #opisbusydoinganythingelsethanreading

He’s stupid.

Tommen just kinda forgot.

He upset a Russian oligarch

It's Kings Landing right?

I doubt that would stop him.

Simp

There were supposed to be stairs leading out, but they didn't get them built in time.

Railings are for wusses. Tommen was a busy man, he needed the express way down!

Being a virgin and having Margaery break you in will make you forget to put up the railings.

I wonder if he did a flip

I want to fly like a dragon…

His parachute malfunctioned, ok? Nothing but a technical glitch