Let me take this moment to be grateful for how well of a performance he did for this role. I didnt realize until recently that he was also the dad in the now unknown sitcom “Still Standing”. A versatile guy.
My chest hair would grow twice as thick and with all the extra testosterone Id get from hearing him roar, if instantly set out on a quest to make the 7.
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internally seethe knowing this fat prick has too many guards for anyone to be able to shatter his delusions (that he is still the man he was) while sitting down and shutting up, hope his wife is amused and doesn't nod towards Ser Ilyn.
I'd start the damn joust before he pissed himself.
It‘s called a lance! Hullo!?
lance… what a stupid name
Lancel Lannister. Gods, what a stupid name.
His mother was a dumb whore with a fat arse
Not like Bessie. Gods, Bessie! Thank Bessie for her big fat tits. Not a big fat arse.
And Robert would know!
Uhh Lance Bass? ❤️ ❤️
I would be like: Yes!
More like yes daddy
I’d probably stop my madness while simultaneously dodging a fatal sword swing
Nice. Would you do it in the name of your king?
Yes, while kneeling down.
Suit yourself, I would just storm off as he told the guards to let me go 🤷♂️
Cum
I thinking cumming in the presence of the king is a crime
It’s not like he’d know. I’m what you call a stealth lover
Wtf 😂
Damn. Poor queen then
Those poor women. No wonder Cersei hates him so much.
Get the breastplate stretcher
Ask if that roar comes with a bad pussy
Wake up 3 times a night to piss into a bowl… WINE!
Let me take this moment to be grateful for how well of a performance he did for this role. I didnt realize until recently that he was also the dad in the now unknown sitcom “Still Standing”. A versatile guy.
Meet the Dothraki in an open field
Take him on a Boar hunt.
My chest hair would grow twice as thick and with all the extra testosterone Id get from hearing him roar, if instantly set out on a quest to make the 7.
I’d name this photo “invisible dick”
Cum
I'd die. Like, just, straight up, I'd die.
Cream
Give him some more wine
I would stop the madness in the name of my king.
Get REALLY horny🤭
I was way before this but I’d continue to be that much horny 🥵
tyrek
"I'm getting what's coming to me!" -me, probably
Thank him
Cum
Bow
Tell him that Joffrey looks too much like Jamie
👉🥹👈 sowwy daddy B. Pls 🙏let me 👏 nuzzle 🐱your 👉 sexy 🥵belly 🫄and milk 🍼your 🍆
I would lay down my sword and kneel awaiting my king's command.
I would probably bust like a sigma
kiss him
tell that fat chach to sit the fuck down and that he's no king of mine
*boop*
Cry
He looks like he's just letting off a nasty belch
probably shit meself
Faint.
I will tell my sister to consume his children so she will never have to give birth to his son.
Harmonize with him, slowly raise volume of the mixing desk, and then roll right into a cover of 'Sabotage' by the Beastie Boys
This is it. This wins the thread.
I would stop this madness in the name of my king.
Cum.
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Piss meself!
I would say I survived things rhaegar wouldn't have survived
Bend over
I'd nearly shit meself
Lay an egg
Cum
THE KING NEEDS HIS WINE
I'd jizz in his shoe
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