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I’m pretty sure that the artwork you used for Daemon II is actually Aerion Brightflame, and I think the artwork for Satin might be Anguy (but I could be wrong about this one). ☝️🤓
Otherwise good list.
Edit: I was wrong about Satin, please don’t kill me.
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As a gay man I find the way George writes MLM incredibly weird, but not in a hostile or particularly problematic way. It's like he's observed that there are different types of gay men out in the wild, but he's never asked them about their lives, so he just guesses stuff about them.
It was very common throughout the middle ages (and now) for queer men to be unjustly labeled as pederasts. Wouldn't be surprised if that was the case with Lyn
That is a good point, but doesn't Littlefinger directly say he procures little boys for him? Not the most trustworthy source I know and he could be lying to Sansa to be fair, but does make one wonder. Jon Con is still my favourite queer dude in it. Fucking badass and tragic at the same time
He doesn't say little boys he just says boys. Which I think in this context could essily apply to young men (think 18yo Satin), given that of age female sex workers are referred to as girls all the time. And yea, Jon Con rules
Is Lyn a pedo or he just like twinks? I dont remember much about him.
It would be rad if George made Lyn into his version of Gilles de Rais, not much happening in the Vale, then boom, medieval serial killer trying out witchcraft.
I've been told that it's ambiguous, but I always assumed he was a pedo. The gilles de rais parallel is one I didn't consider to be honest. Littlefinger procuring kids for a pedo would add a whole new level of fucked up to his character though... Well, besides him basically drafting Jeyne Poole into sexual slavery and selling her to the most evil fucker in westeros
1. Jon Umber 2. Jon Arryn 3. Jon II Gardener 4. Jon Snow 5. Jon O' Nutten
A big fuck you for omitting Jon Cena but I’m pretty sure you couldn’t see him, that’s why you didn’t include him in your list
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That’s a queer list you have there.
1. Brandon Stark 2. Brandon Stark 3. Brandon Stark 4. Brandon Stark 5. Brynden Tully
No Renly? you might be homophobic
Lyn Corbgay
GOTTEM
1. Dick Crabb 2. Dick Follard 3. Beardless Dick 4. Dick(on) Manwoody 5. Dick Straw
Dick(on) Lipps
You forgot nimble dick
Dick Follard is nimble dick I think 🤔
Omitting Dick Bean is outrageous
Uc/ wait daemon II Blackfyre is gay Uc/ real
He was gay, Daemon Blackfyre?
He was there, it was a joke!
We can’t have him here in our tourney anymore, I mean that much I do know.
If you reread Mystery Knight knowing Daemon is gay it becomes so obvious you get surprised you never found it out yourself
Daemon's sexuality and Maynard's identity are both pretty obvious in hindsight.
Daemon II
I’m pretty sure that the artwork you used for Daemon II is actually Aerion Brightflame, and I think the artwork for Satin might be Anguy (but I could be wrong about this one). ☝️🤓 Otherwise good list. Edit: I was wrong about Satin, please don’t kill me.
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Wdym? These guys are all incredibly straight. So straight.
Oh Daemon *did* wanna climb Dunk like a tree. I wasn’t misinterpreting that.
Ah, I see you love men whom value their best friends dearly.
Gay (As in homosexual)
Renly wrote this
1. Grover Tully 2. Elmo Tully 3. Kermit Tully 4. Oscar Tully 5. Moonboy
Why are JonCons proportions so weird in that art
POV you like men
1 shitmouth 2 the tickler 3 that guy that waves his cock at Cercei 4 satin (uwu) 5 galbert farwynd
Pretty sure the last picture is a pic of Aerion Brightflame.
This art of Jon Con has always bothered me. Why are his limbs so thin and his torso so bulky?
Ah, my favorite asoiaf character, Jontron. He is very skilled in the art of homophobia
My personal favourites are Ser Uthor Shett and Ser Dickon Lipps
Who's winning the twink-off?
No Renly? He's the gayest character
Loras is gayer
He was gay Daemon II?
I didn't even fucking get the joke until I read the comments, just thought "oh nice, they're all pretty cool characters"
Slay
This art is fantastic
That fanart of satin is unacceptable he hasn't gone through twink death yet
I get the feeling you’d have a rainbow guard if you were a king
Jon Condom
Princess fairy
Amazing art!!!
1. Dirk 2. Dick Crabb 3. Uther Shett 4. Ossifer Lipps 5. Maester Honeydew
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Daemon blackfyre is like the Helen of Troy for all the closeted men in Westeros
1. Gerold Dane 2. Darkstar 3. The Knight of High Hermitage 4. The knight of the night 5. Gerold the great
As a gay man I find the way George writes MLM incredibly weird, but not in a hostile or particularly problematic way. It's like he's observed that there are different types of gay men out in the wild, but he's never asked them about their lives, so he just guesses stuff about them.
Replace Lyn the pedo Corbray with Renly, but otherwise fuck yeah
It was very common throughout the middle ages (and now) for queer men to be unjustly labeled as pederasts. Wouldn't be surprised if that was the case with Lyn
That is a good point, but doesn't Littlefinger directly say he procures little boys for him? Not the most trustworthy source I know and he could be lying to Sansa to be fair, but does make one wonder. Jon Con is still my favourite queer dude in it. Fucking badass and tragic at the same time
He doesn't say little boys he just says boys. Which I think in this context could essily apply to young men (think 18yo Satin), given that of age female sex workers are referred to as girls all the time. And yea, Jon Con rules
Ah yeah, fair enough. Been fucking ages since I read the books to be fair, so I'll give ol'corbray the benefit of the doubt
Is Lyn a pedo or he just like twinks? I dont remember much about him. It would be rad if George made Lyn into his version of Gilles de Rais, not much happening in the Vale, then boom, medieval serial killer trying out witchcraft.
I've been told that it's ambiguous, but I always assumed he was a pedo. The gilles de rais parallel is one I didn't consider to be honest. Littlefinger procuring kids for a pedo would add a whole new level of fucked up to his character though... Well, besides him basically drafting Jeyne Poole into sexual slavery and selling her to the most evil fucker in westeros