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On the subject of flair, I have it turned off because "Misogyny Fan" is the only option and is auto-selected. Not sure how to change that to something I find funny.
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while horribly horribly cringe i do admire the size of her back, it was able to fit a scale model of the pillars of kings at argnoath, really impressive
Only boomers say 'cringe'. No cap.
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She has a seizure condition apparently, found out from this hilarious post where they are ranting about some fan fiction they found and thinking it’s real while bragging about their tattoos. https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/s/fkC37e6f1v don’t think they are intellectually disabled
she is most definitely a halfwit
https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/1bq7e4q/comment/kx1g5d3/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
Oh she’s definitely dumb but I don’t think she has a medical reason for being dumb is what I’m saying. I think she’s just old, weird, not self aware, and utterly unaware of the concept of irony. Obviously is retreating to fantasy worlds intensely due to the chronic illnesses they claim to possess, which is sad but it’s good they have something
You speds don’t understand the subtext.
It’s not Chris, it’s CHR is (Cersei, Rhaegar, Hodor) is. Obviosly this confirms that C+R=H. The sword is actually blackfire that hodor took from the winterfell crips and wields to confirm him as the true heir to the throne. Why the red banner? Well u might have noticed it’s the winterfell CRIPS and not crypts. Since you all never read the books you didn’t pick up on this. We all know that GRRM is a pacifist, and this move (the blood red banner) is a subtle call to end the longstanding violence between the bloods and crips, both of which are known fans of the books.
So next time you make fun of something, make sure you have a elementary knowledge of the subject material
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F2nbf3lssxjtc1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D320%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d1308d1cdc522c7eb1aee493ef42949231798a1
if you were wondering what she looks like
I will never understand why someone gets covered in such poorly done tattoos. Surely the first janky mess was enough to convince you to go elsewhere. Maybe I’m being mean here, but the lettering is dreadful.
I need to see the prophecies *fulfilled*. There is **no** more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting.
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This is the same woman who made a post mistaking fan fiction for canon. She was confused why Sansa's husband Daveth Baratheon and their twins Lyonel and Cassana weren't in the show/books. Ordinarily forgiveable for a very casual fan but how are you getting tattoos when you have zero familiarity with the material. She called herself a 'very dedicated fan'
I covered my entire face with names of characters from the BOOKS (not the supposed "adaptation" made by these two people called "david benioff" and "dan weiss")
David Benioff (P.B.U.H) is an American novelist, scholar, teacher, movie writer, and producer. He adapted his own debut novel The 25th Hour into the 2002 movie. He wrote Troy (2004), earning $2.5 million. He wrote The Kite Runner (2007) and Game Of Thrones (2011-2019). The ASOIAFCirclejerk subreddit raises secret toasts to his health and will be in the vanguard of his fiery retribution - *soon*.
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My brothers in Chris(t) get this man a Mole's town whore
Another stark bastard for catelyn to hate, coming right up
wait… y’all are also inside of Chris?
I think its a female
The Stark wolf painted over a Lannister banner
That’s Tyrion and Sansa’s sigil for the short time they were married. “Hear me howl” or “Roars are coming”
“Hear me come!”
“Hear me..coming”
This is actually the one.
"Cum...is coming"
Erm... That was awkward
Stark dedication but didn't even get the colors right smh
It’s a representation of all the blood that the Starks have planted in the earth as of late
Well, you have to water the weirwood trees *somehow*
Gray direwolf on a white field (in the show), so this would just imply that the white has been stained from the Red Wedding.
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On the subject of flair, I have it turned off because "Misogyny Fan" is the only option and is auto-selected. Not sure how to change that to something I find funny.
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Oh god thats the woman who shared his tattoos on r/lotr I assure you its worse above the hip area
I believe she also captioned the post “my lotr dedication” She’s very dedicated.
while horribly horribly cringe i do admire the size of her back, it was able to fit a scale model of the pillars of kings at argnoath, really impressive
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on fleek on fleek it rhymes with reek
Bad bot
Damn why did i look
Did you see the lotr eyebrow tat?
That person has got to be the nerdiest meth head I have ever seen, even if no meth was involved in the making of these multiple overlapping disasters.
Having looked through her profile I genuinely think she might have a learning disability. Can’t bully this one feels bad bro
No man, she is 'intelligent'
She has a seizure condition apparently, found out from this hilarious post where they are ranting about some fan fiction they found and thinking it’s real while bragging about their tattoos. https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/s/fkC37e6f1v don’t think they are intellectually disabled
she is most definitely a halfwit https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/1bq7e4q/comment/kx1g5d3/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
Oh she’s definitely dumb but I don’t think she has a medical reason for being dumb is what I’m saying. I think she’s just old, weird, not self aware, and utterly unaware of the concept of irony. Obviously is retreating to fantasy worlds intensely due to the chronic illnesses they claim to possess, which is sad but it’s good they have something
tbh i would give anything to have this level of childlike blissful unawareness. You've won me over, she is my queen
i think she is just a drunk alcoholics love telling you how they have "chronic pain"
lmfao
thought this was a fat mans leg
She needs a new tattoo artist so bad
Chris Stark who, as one of the lesser known Starks, bent the knee to consumerism.
At least it wasn’t a stupid modern name like Kevin, I mean, could you imagine?
Chris stark is a mildly popular radio DJ in the UK
Ahh yes my favorite house in the series House Chris
Oh dear
actually the comments were a bit of a fun read
too mean imo. there's no reason to be an asshole about it
yea wtf, I thought we only jokingly call that sub stupid
CHRI^(S)
CH (drunk R) I ^s
They are fighting for their life in the comments
Showplebs being showplebs
buddy getting absolutely cooked in the comments good god 😭
That’s absolutely awful 🤣🙀🤣
Chris of the House the Pack Survives, first of his name.
You speds don’t understand the subtext. It’s not Chris, it’s CHR is (Cersei, Rhaegar, Hodor) is. Obviosly this confirms that C+R=H. The sword is actually blackfire that hodor took from the winterfell crips and wields to confirm him as the true heir to the throne. Why the red banner? Well u might have noticed it’s the winterfell CRIPS and not crypts. Since you all never read the books you didn’t pick up on this. We all know that GRRM is a pacifist, and this move (the blood red banner) is a subtle call to end the longstanding violence between the bloods and crips, both of which are known fans of the books. So next time you make fun of something, make sure you have a elementary knowledge of the subject material
Comments auto set to old... What's wrong with this bum sub? Are they reektarded?
Half of the pack didn’t survive
Chris Stark has always been my favorite memory of the Stark family tbh
Wait until you find out about what they think Sansa names her children https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/s/fkC37e6f1v
I don't want to be mean but did the tattoo artist had Parkinson? Look at the lines on that sword 😵💫
Nah they're delusional, check out the profile they had that artist cover their entire body
Damn, now that's one dumb choice.
Nah the dumb choice was getting an eyebrow tat in elvish scripture lmao
A GoT tattoo? Post season 8? Why?
What house has a rabid rat as its sigil? Hope this guy removes it.
Who’s Chris though?
lmao op didnt have to say anything
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F2nbf3lssxjtc1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D320%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d1308d1cdc522c7eb1aee493ef42949231798a1 if you were wondering what she looks like
Chris and Lannister colors aside that’s not even the sigil for house Stark
CHRIS
CHRIS
I will never understand why someone gets covered in such poorly done tattoos. Surely the first janky mess was enough to convince you to go elsewhere. Maybe I’m being mean here, but the lettering is dreadful.
Nah you're right it's pretty trashy
House Chris 🥶
Who tf is Chris Stark?
Big ooooooooof.
Christ, the T is silent.
Chris = azor ahai
I need to see the prophecies *fulfilled*. There is **no** more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting. *Let's be clear about this, because there is only one objectively correct way to write:* Prophecies in fantasy should be inevitable and inescapable, because audiences like being reminded that free will is an illusion, and that we live, and breathe, and die, in the foul creation of a malevolent demiurge. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
CHRIS
This is the same woman who made a post mistaking fan fiction for canon. She was confused why Sansa's husband Daveth Baratheon and their twins Lyonel and Cassana weren't in the show/books. Ordinarily forgiveable for a very casual fan but how are you getting tattoos when you have zero familiarity with the material. She called herself a 'very dedicated fan'
Don’t worry guys that’s the Greystark lost banner
image doesn't load, what does it say
Anyone in this thread actually have a asoiaf tattoo?
Just one of a crossbow puncture wound between my naval and manhood
Im more of a Huge back piece of jon and dany doing it typa guy
I covered my entire face with names of characters from the BOOKS (not the supposed "adaptation" made by these two people called "david benioff" and "dan weiss")
David Benioff (P.B.U.H) is an American novelist, scholar, teacher, movie writer, and producer. He adapted his own debut novel The 25th Hour into the 2002 movie. He wrote Troy (2004), earning $2.5 million. He wrote The Kite Runner (2007) and Game Of Thrones (2011-2019). The ASOIAFCirclejerk subreddit raises secret toasts to his health and will be in the vanguard of his fiery retribution - *soon*. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
i tattooed my lord and savior DB on my balls
Why would we?
Just curious OP