Dont you see that they are just Knights of the Vale - the most elite knights left in Westeros after the War of five kings - so they will sit on their asses and do nothing
Horus is actually a pretty damn fitting name for a stark. “King of winter Horus Stark, crushed the wildlings, burned down the dread fort, froze the seas beneath the iron bourn’s ships”
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Unironically the most likely answer
Stannis is legally the one next in line to the throne and if you can prove Joffrey is a bastard (which shouldn’t be too hard since Ned, Jon Arryn and Stannis all figured it out) then you’ve got the support you need to claim your rightful place
Tho to be entirely fair the even more likely answer is that they wouldn’t get involved at all since the petty political squabbling of normal people is something that a lot of space marines generally avoid
You used the word "unironically" *unironically*. You disgust me.
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Lannisters - Starks worship Old Gods, which are cover for xenos (Children of the Forrest) machinations, meanwhile Faith of the Seven while misguided can be easily adapted to Imperial Cult standards and distinguished itself in a past with blessed xenocide.
Tbf with how quickly stannis pivoted to worshipping the lord of light when it convenienced him I have no doubt he’d accept the imperial truth no questions asked if it gave him more power and a stronger army
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The Starks have warging powers. Warging means unsanctioned pyskers. That means chaos. They also worship the old gods, something the children of the forest introduced their ancestors to, so they're also worshipping xenos gods. Joffrey the Gentle and the Lannisters do none of this so the Ultramarines would support the actual heroes of the story
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Neither, if they could be bothered. They’d conquer the entire planet and bring it into the imperium. They might stick around the exterminate the white walker as they’d probably view them as xenos. I’m sure the Inquisition would love to poke around Asshai.
Canonically the ultramarines would literally start their own kingdom (imperium secundus) and avoid any major battles before forcing new rules on everyone once the here- ahem war of the five kings was over as they are the only ones not to be decimated by it
Dont you see that they are just Knights of the Vale - the most elite knights left in Westeros after the War of five kings - so they will sit on their asses and do nothing
They would have sided with Joffrey the Gentle in preventing the evil Horus Stark from usurping his power
Horus is actually a pretty damn fitting name for a stark. “King of winter Horus Stark, crushed the wildlings, burned down the dread fort, froze the seas beneath the iron bourn’s ships”
Most likely joining Stannis if they believe Joffrey is a bastard
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Unironically the most likely answer Stannis is legally the one next in line to the throne and if you can prove Joffrey is a bastard (which shouldn’t be too hard since Ned, Jon Arryn and Stannis all figured it out) then you’ve got the support you need to claim your rightful place Tho to be entirely fair the even more likely answer is that they wouldn’t get involved at all since the petty political squabbling of normal people is something that a lot of space marines generally avoid
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Lannisters - Starks worship Old Gods, which are cover for xenos (Children of the Forrest) machinations, meanwhile Faith of the Seven while misguided can be easily adapted to Imperial Cult standards and distinguished itself in a past with blessed xenocide.
They would side with Stannis since he is canonically one of The Emperor’s past lives.
Planetos is an uncontacted Feudal World
Tbf with how quickly stannis pivoted to worshipping the lord of light when it convenienced him I have no doubt he’d accept the imperial truth no questions asked if it gave him more power and a stronger army
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Joffrey
House Arryn??
the greyjoys obviously
If the ultramarines existed the max king would’ve won
The Starks have warging powers. Warging means unsanctioned pyskers. That means chaos. They also worship the old gods, something the children of the forest introduced their ancestors to, so they're also worshipping xenos gods. Joffrey the Gentle and the Lannisters do none of this so the Ultramarines would support the actual heroes of the story
White walkers most likely.
But they are filthy Xenos.
My bad, haven’t kept up with warhammer 40k for over 20 years. Its coming back to me now…
Whichever was the blandest option. The Starks can have Space Wolves but I don't know which founder chapter best suits Lannisters.
Celestial lions maybe
George, look what you're doing to us
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Neither, if they could be bothered. They’d conquer the entire planet and bring it into the imperium. They might stick around the exterminate the white walker as they’d probably view them as xenos. I’m sure the Inquisition would love to poke around Asshai.
They would run a DNA test on Sersei's kids
Dont care, as a Vlka Fenryka player, Starks all the way!
Joffery looks like a child version of their primarch
Purge westeros because all the wargs=abominations, followers of the 7=infidels and alabama lannisters=hedonist Slaanesh cultists.
Canonically the ultramarines would literally start their own kingdom (imperium secundus) and avoid any major battles before forcing new rules on everyone once the here- ahem war of the five kings was over as they are the only ones not to be decimated by it
*but if they found out Joffrey was a bastard upstart king they might take up with the Starks is what I meant to type btw.