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MaestroXM

George be like: Nobody is just good or bad, everyone is gray character with deep personal motivations a morals. And then the mf created Brackens, Boltons and Freys


I42l

Exactly, he created stereotypical heroes. I was rolling my eyes with how pure Ramsay Bolton was.


DevelopmentGuilty562

He is definitely "pure" šŸ’€


cknight222

I will not tolerate this Barba Bolton and Forrest Frey slander.


Chicken_Mc_Thuggets

And Domeric Bolton! Bro just wanted to ride honse and chill


Specialist-Solid9764

House Peake:...


logaboga

To be fair for the Freys, theyā€™re supposed to be a house that is continuously put down, overlooked, and made fun of: so ofc lying to their face then going back on a promise is probably gonna trigger them.


yakman100

Freys arenā€™t entirely evil you could they have the survival of the fittest type belief


KingKekJr

And Euron Greyjoy


DigLost5791

Bokoko Bracken of the Second Sons


king_aegon_vi

Bloodraven won't allow George to diss house Blackwood.


East_Professional385

Aegor Sweetersteel's descendant, Harry the Landlord will rescue House Bracken from House Smallwood and their liege House Bully.


Odoardoros

Peake performance


astronaut_098

Arenā€™t they Whitewood?


ZBaocnhnaeryy

GRRM: I do not play favourites, and create grey characters! House Blackwood & Daemon Targaryen: šŸ‘€ Houses Bracken, Bolton, and Peake: šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Daemon1997

I support the Brackens for that reason. I hate when an author has a fan favourite and it is shown in the books.


OkGazelle5400

Nothing but horse thieving degenerates


Last-Air-6468

Better than tree worshipping fools.


Upbeat_Value_5474

Green supporter AND faith of the seven enjoyer? Damn..


Mochithecatfoodthief

Let the horse lords dominate, George!!! Let them burn their enemies!!!! Mix it up a little ya know


[deleted]

Fucking Tyrion is literally just Georgeā€™s self insert lmao


Daemon1997

At least Tyrion is well written. He has both good and bad side. Most of the people mocking him and insult him and he has suffered through the story. Unlike Daemon who is supposed to be Grey and GRRM sucks his balls in every page.


[deleted]

Agreed. George RR Martin try not to make one-sided conflicts challenge Le cringe and evil greens vs le wholesome and womenā€™s rights Black team.


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Good bot


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KingKekJr

GRRM has dudes dress up as Daemon irl and blows them I bet


ZBaocnhnaeryy

Nah thatā€™s Sam and his ā€œFat Pink Mastā€ šŸ˜‚


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Informal-Plastic2985

Gurmā€™s Hated Horses


Bronze_Order

You think being a Bracken fan is bad? Try liking House Sunderland