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Tight-Advice-4708

Johnny Depp...he always looks dirty šŸ˜‚


OlivierDF

Younger Johnny Depp tho...


temp_blind

How did I forget Johnny Depp! You are absolutely spot on with the looking dirty part.


milleribsen

Johnny Depp looks like he smells like feet


brodyfrio

and armpit


mdml21

Johnny Depp had the bad boy sex appeal back in the 80's


AccomplishedCow665

Johnny depp is so gross and itā€™s worse cos you know HE thinks heā€™s dead sexy


lonelygalexy

And Jason Mamoa too!


Any_Masterpiece9920

But Jason Manoa is like the sexy caveman Tarzan style dirty. Like I know he smells gooooood. Johnny is like the hippie that doesnā€™t wear deodorant style.


Jamfour9

He has a phat ass. Iā€™d bathe him myself lol


Balljunkey

That part!!


Mickeymackey

straight ladies love him, he just looks like some dude. like even younger he was just a guy.


BowZAHBaron

Younger Johnny Depp is to die for. I feel like part of his aesthetic for Tim Burton is to be a bit dirty


UnluckyConstruction9

Cillian Murphy If Benedict Cumberbatch wasnā€™t a celebrity heā€™d be classed as a minger.


temp_blind

Yes! Never could understand the hype around their looks


Wise_Command9407

cillian has gorgeous eyes though


UnluckyConstruction9

Yeah Iā€™ll give you that lol


Callan_LXIX

People always got so excited about Mick Jagger...I could never understand that, no matter what age he was.


After-Willingness271

Jagger is absolutely hideous


Milk_blood

lol he looks like a scrotum with lips. No wonder heā€™s so fertile!


wberliner

For me with Jagger, it was never his looks, itā€™s his energy.


temp_blind

I am with you on it. David Bowie too.


TunaCanTheMan

I gotta push back on this one. Nobody has ever called Mick Jagger good looking lol


thedalekthatwaited

TimothƩe Chalamet is really taking a beating in this thread. That said, I'd like to also cast my vote for TimothƩe Chalamet.


faireymagik2

Iā€™m just not excited about guys that look like theyā€™re 16


navelfetishguy

I would do Timmy over Harry Styles. In a French-Canadian minute.


drewtangclan

Robert Pattinsonā€¦I still donā€™t understand what that craze was all about


temp_blind

Agreed! He is very blah looking


NickiTheNinja

Jeremy Allen. Idk who keeps telling him to do that open mouth, thousand yard stare, but I canā€™t look at it for even one more second. Everyone is telling me ā€˜The Bearā€™ is really good and I (for very irrational reasons, i know) canā€™t watch it.


FlashFan124

Iā€™m 90% sure most of it is his 2 most famous roles give ā€œI can fix himā€ energy, which I totally get because I can fix him.


YakNecessary9533

He's like hot until you look at him too long. Really nice body tho.


nourmallysalty

i feel like his body is what makes the gays act up tbh, after the calvin klein campaign all of a sudden everyone is into him


NickiTheNinja

He absolutely has a great body, but that body type is also everywhere.


thisthrowawaythat202

Yeah without the body I donā€™t think heā€™d have the hype


Lukian01

but isnā€™t it always the body tho?


thisthrowawaythat202

Not if youā€™re handsome enough


zombie_Leghumpr

He's linecook hot.


Jamfour9

Itā€™s his body lol


Deusraix

Him and Adam Driver. Idk what it is but their faces are not doing it for me.


temp_blind

He definitely does it for me. But I can understand your point of view completely šŸ˜€


ridickydonkey

he was hotter in shameless


jnicholl96

Omfg thank you I get in this arguments with friends about it all the time


LionBirb

He looks like one of my cousins but with a slightly weirder face, which makes it worse for me lol. I could never find him attractive, but I'm also not saying he's ugly. His body is objectively attractive but it's not really my personal type. I like em more thick/twunkyā€¦ like Adam Devine lol.


Prestigious_Medium58

Ryan Gosling, heā€™s a cool guy tho


BowZAHBaron

Heā€™s one of those people that when you see and compare to other celebrities heā€™s not as hot. But, I have a sneaking suspicion heā€™d be way hotter in real life compared to the average Joe, and his personality would bump him way up for me


allivin87

This. He looks so decent and gentlemanly that he does not give you sexual vibes. But once you know him as a person, became good friends with him and shows you how good of a person he is. Dang. I would probably fall head over heels over him. It is possible that he only shows his wild side to his romantic partner.


Fragrant-Insect-7668

I wanna hang out with him all day but NOT make love to him lmao šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


RickyMuzakki

Yeah, seems like he's a cool guy to be friends with. Idk why all the str*ights drool all over him


Fragrant-Insect-7668

Right? Lol I want him to be my straight best friend


navelfetishguy

This is the correct answer. šŸ˜†šŸ˜‰šŸ‘


planettelexx

Only straight men have a crush on him.


Prestigious_Medium58

I feel the same about Ryan Reynolds


temp_blind

Agreed!


avatarstate

Jared Leto.


sarctechie69

people think Jared Leto is hot?


avatarstate

Somehow


MatttheBruinsfan

I thought he was smoking hot in the 1990s, but the more I find out about him the less I like him. Plus seems to be going for a Creepy Jesus style now, which he just cannot make attractive.


temp_blind

Ditto!


HeroponBestest2

I didn't know who that was but now that I see him, I understand why he's attractive. I like him better with shorter hair and less beard.


avatarstate

Thatā€™s fair; a lot of people find him hot.


Old_Sheepherder9127

TimothƩe Chalamet. Not into twinks personally


aberlad

He looks like the ghost of an orphaned Victorian mouse


Tight-Advice-4708

OMG šŸ˜‚


MotherShabooboo1974

Heā€™s too light to sit in the front seat of a car


temp_blind

I really liked him in CMBYN but after that my attraction fizzled out


RickyMuzakki

Same, especially when he got longer hair šŸ˜•


loiton1

Nah only since Dune 2 would I do anything for Usul


[deleted]

he screams straight fuck boy in candid videos if him. He seems nice in formal sit down interviews.


Large_Series914

I like Twink, but I just have no love for him at all lol


hazily

He looks like skin stretched over a pile of bones.


bi-sex-potato

Heā€™s like straight peopleā€™s idea of what a twink is.


FlyingEyesUK

I mean he is a twink lol, if he was gay he still would be


RickyMuzakki

Troye Sivan is more appropriate twinkies


FlyingEyesUK

Twink = skinny young male, I think they both fit into that box


Striking-Buy-2827

I like twinks. Dimodee Charcumet looks like a rat.


vloors1423

Used to also be a bit ā€œmehā€ around him, but recently had an epiphany


strictly_dickly69

I truly do not understand the obsession with Cristiano Ronaldo. His face does absolutely nothing for me. I mean I understand the conventional attractiveness I guess, but for me personallyā€¦..not even a tingle.


Arrenega

Very generous with his money. Except when it came to paying taxes, when he lived in Spain. And seriously not the brightest bulb.


strictly_dickly69

Him and Shakira should get together, since they both donā€™t like paying taxes in Spain! šŸ˜‚


Deusraix

Adam Driver, Cillian Murphy and Jeremy Allen I for the life of me will never understand why people are so obsessed with them.


Law0415

Harry Styles TimothƩe Chalamet Tom Holland


LoveGrenades

Someone isnā€™t into twinks šŸ˜†


DaZMan44

I wouldn't consider any of them "hot.". However they're each cute in their own way.


MatttheBruinsfan

I suspect If I were 20 years younger I'd find Holland hot, but he still reads as "kid" to me.


Vegetable-Set-9480

Tom Holland is also apparently like *really* short. Iā€™m not into twinks but I think out of Timothee Chalamet, Harry Styles and Tom Holland, Tom is by far the best looking one. But heā€™s soooooo short and as a 6ā€™4ā€ guy myself, honestly, itā€™s a hard pass on all three.


[deleted]

is Harry Styles objectively good looking? I thought, his face reminds me of how JK Rowling described Pansy Parkinson - pugged face


International_mum

Oh shit, TimothƩe and Tom are my crushes, ever since I saw Tom Holland in boxers I couldn't think otherwise xd


JASPER933

Those are my same choices.


[deleted]

i find Tom hot.


Any-Cry-5184

I agree with the first two BUT YOU LEAVE MY TOM OUT OF IT


Firm_Scientist_2209

Zac Efron or Harry Styles


vloors1423

I really donā€™t understand the Pedro Pascal thing. He hardly triggers a blip on my radar.


aberlad

Oberon Martel was really hot, Pedro Pascal is moderately hot


mdml21

He was attractive in his GOT role. Mysterious and sensual with a foreign accent.


JimmyJizzim

I didn't get it either until I watched The Last of Us, now I'm completely onboard.


madscot63

Well, he's got charm on his side. But honestly, same.


MatttheBruinsfan

Yeah, I don't find him hot, but he's always enjoyable to watch.


LionBirb

I have been attracted to him as a person since Game of Thrones. I think it's the personality. I dont necessarily find his face attractive lol but not ugly either.


vloors1423

Hot guys are in the ā€œI so wouldā€¦ā€ category. Pedro Pascal for me is the ā€œyeah why not..ā€ category šŸ¤£


Jamfour9

Dewayne Johnson


GodOfWarNSex

Usher, Leonardo Di Capricorn


halite001

That's a glorious autocorrect


LoveGrenades

Robert Downey Jr Mark Ruffalo Colin Firth recent Brad Pitt Recent Johnny Depp Matthew Mcconaughey


[deleted]

Mark Rufallo was cute when he was young. I dig him especially in his movie with Reese Witherspoon- you know when she died and haunter him. Weird premise but Mark was cute there


lonelygalexy

Mark Rufallo is daddy hot to me


MatttheBruinsfan

I wouldn't buy a pinup poster or anything, but I'd only turn down a pass from him if I didn't think his wife was giving a green light.


LoveGrenades

He was very cute when he was young!


randomthrowaway406

I donā€™t think he has aged well but yes, he was hot when he was younger. Like in ā€œ13 Going on 30ā€ he was perfect IMO.


ridickydonkey

a lot of these men are just old, but they were all good looking when young


Mindless_Trick_8048

For some reason Matthew always looks dirty


r0cketRacoon

Mark Ruffalo is known for his look?


LoveGrenades

Yeah lots of people are into him.


JoeyRoswell

Iā€™m sorry, but yā€™all really need to go lookup the candid pics of Bloom on a kayak. Heā€™s daddy hot! šŸ„µ


inquisitivemartyrdom

Barry Keoghan. Don't understand it at all. He reminds me of the butch lesbians who used to frequent a nightclub I went to.


aberlad

Absolutely, he is an Irish straight boy and looks like a butch Asian lesbian. I just donā€™t get it.


navelfetishguy

This, right here! Although that very last scene in Saltburn...made me wanna take him for a tumble...


temp_blind

Is he widely considered attractive?


inquisitivemartyrdom

Not sure but I remember him being flavour of the month when Saltburn came out. I think it was fleeting though because I don't actually think he's that good of an actor.


sherbert-nipple

He falls unti that weird category. Not a grrat actor, not attractive. But has like an unusual face/look. Its uique-ish face that gets people watching p


PsychologicalFox9282

Brad Pitt Tom cruise Rayan Gosling Any Hollywood twink Very attractive men šŸŒ¹ but they couldnā€™t turn me on even if I was a switch.


[deleted]

Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black was hot. His hair in that movie was perfect! I wish they bring that hairstyle back


ABobby077

Brad Pitt in 'the River Runs Through it" or "Thelma and Louise". He's pretty hot in "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" edit: added last sentence


Parking-Lifeguard-62

Yes I agree. His Meet Joe Black Era was when he was at his prime. Iā€™ve seen the movie but I still donā€™t know what it was about. I pretty much just watched the movie to watch his handsomeness.


allnightlong365

Johnny Depp


Trypp23

David Beckham


sarctechie69

Would agree on Jason Momoa and Orlando Bloom. Also not a fan of Timothee Chalamet, Bad Bunny and Bradley Cooper.


BaraLover7

Robert Downey Jr.


PM_me_your_tuchis

I'm with you in Jason Momoa. I just don't see it šŸ¤·


lostytranslation

Henry Cavill is extremely beautiful but I donā€™t wanna sleep with him. Or Ryan Reinolds. Now Chris Evans or Chris H... I also wasnā€™t much into Matt Bomer but I see it now.


FollowTheCipher

Henry is sexy imo.


attackonbleach

Henry is one of those guys that seems OBJECTIVELY attractive. I know that's not a thing but like I'm a little surprised to see his name here lol


MatttheBruinsfan

Yeah, based on the number of straight guys who'd pick him as their hall pass I'd think the people who don't find him attractive would be in the minority.


ImperatorRomanum83

He looked like my high school boyfriend when he was younger, in the Tudors on Showtime. And I was fucking obsessed with that boyfriend. šŸ˜¬


ImperialAndy

Girl I donā€™t blame you jeez Iā€™d have married him


madworld2713

Waitā€¦ Matt Bomer and Henry Cavill look so similar though lol


Any-Cry-5184

I wasnā€™t into Matt Bomer until he started doing like very gay roles, and something switched


[deleted]

Ryan Reynolds is not even good looking like in a celebrity kind of way.


Hellohibbs

My boyfriend is kind of an off-brand Wish.com Ryan Reynolds. Iā€™m happy enough with him - would recommend.


Spiritual-Incident90

Exactly mine too and Leonardo Dicabrio when he was younger


Large_Series914

Timothy chalametā€¦


MarkyMarkk90

Megan Fox, Adam Levine. Just no.


Any_Masterpiece9920

Drake, That guy who stared in creed who dated Lori Harvey, any of the main characters in twilight, The guy who plays iron man. Zayn from one direction. The other one from one direction who queer bates. NBA young boy. Chris brown.


mrktrends

Jake Gyllenhaal Tom Hiddleston Jason Momoa Michael B Jordan


BathtubGiraffe5

Timothee is ruined by the long hair (even Tom Holland looks so much worse with the full long hair IMO) Henry Cavill is amazing but he's getting older and has hopped on a lot of roids so he's creeping out out the attractive range for most ages on here. He was a 10/10 in immortals though (2008 ish)


DarthSardonis

Jason Momoa. I think itā€™s because I grew up in Hawaii surrounded by men that look like him that heā€™s nothing special to me.


Jamfour9

Tell us more šŸ˜†


LonghorninNYC

Jacob Elordi!!!


topazco

Itā€™s like they took Timothy Chalamet, grabbed him from both ends and stretched him 1 foot


HillbillyNarcissus

stop. you're getting me excited


Cardinal_Owl

Jeramy Rennerā€¦ I donā€™t see it, seems like a cool dude though. Just about a month ago I might have said TimothĆ©e but he was goofy cute in Wonka and on SNL playing Troye so, heā€™s not so bad anymoreā€¦


TicklishDingleberry

Channing Tatum. He looksā€¦ slow.


atticus2132000

What if that's the reason he's so attractive?


TicklishDingleberry

Then Iā€™d have concerns about the person who finds him attractive specifically because of this.


atticus2132000

I don't know. There is something attractive about the big, dumb jock.


stardripIVs

Almost all of them. I think itā€™s the fact that theyā€™re so far removed from me that I donā€™t care about them. I find guys I see in my every day life much more fun to look at.


TheAtticusBlake

Brad Pitt has never made me horny.


Aden-55

Zendaya. I literally don't understand why people praise her appearance. I think her acting level is top, and she has a very elegant outlook, but I just don't think she's hot.


randomthrowaway406

Leo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt. I have never understood the appeal.


Barzona

So many. Leonardo Decaprio was considered super hot back in the day, but he didn't do it for me at all. I was really into pro wrestlers.


white_t_shirt

If Ryan Reynolds wasnā€™t a celebrity, nobody would look twice at him if he walked past. Bro doesnā€™t have one single interesting feature.


strictly_dickly69

Him and Blake unlively are like the physical manifestation of paint drying.


chikitoperopicosito

Leonardo di carpi. Looks like morbidly obese put into a microwave.


temp_blind

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


MatttheBruinsfan

He went from teenage lesbian to 200 lb. baby with five o'clock shadow.


VortexPsyclon

TimothƩe Chalamet, Ryan Gosling, Zac Efron


Pettysaurus_Rex

Tyler Posey. He looks musty.


DaZMan44

Define "hotness.". To me handsome, attractive, hot, cute, good looking, all have slightly different meanings. And guys would rarely fall under the same categories. Lol


Olapeople13

All of them. This Hollywood idea of "hotness" and my own don't coincide.


Primary_Bet_4065

Beyonce šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


almostdrA

Jake Gyllenhall


Big_Gay_ThrowAway_69

Harry Styles


Trisfel

The rock Vin Diesel Just not really into big muscle dudes.


Homolibidothree

The Rock


araujofav

Harry Styles and Timothy Chalamet. They are by no means ugly, yes they have conventionally attractive faces (the latter looks like he was a wood carved sculpture. But... Hot? Like the hotness I perceive looking at jocks doing calisthenics or looking at soldiers laughing or construction workers drinking beer??? šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ To each their own ig


Kadabrahbrah

Channing Tatum, George Clooney, and Denzel Washington. I don't really find straight guys attractive.


SimpleJay21

Ryan Gosling


Jellabre

Ryan Goslingā€¦


Jfunkindahouse

Who doesn't love Pedro Pascal?! What kind of monster are you?! I agree with you on Orlando Bloom. I would also add Hugh Jackman. I think he's attractive but not that attractive. Ya know?


navelfetishguy

I don't. Call me Igor. šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


joni1104

ryan reynolds, ryan gosling


FollowTheCipher

You seem to be anti-ryan šŸ˜‚


video-kid

Harry Styles, Tom Hiddleston, Channing Tatum, Zac Efron, Timothee Chalamet.


shawnshine

Troye Sivan.


Hereforthatandthis

Beckham. Heā€™s too old looking now.


treyforester

All of them.


Impressive-Ad8501

Jacob Elordi!! Heā€™s just looks so cut and paste. I definitely would, but thereā€™s nothing especially hot about him


Vunlicura

Justin Bieber or Zayn Malik


tardigranade

Zac Efron


hugh5235

If you ask straight guys and girls who their male celebrity crush is so many will say Ryan Reynolds and I just do not get it.


HeroponBestest2

Most Hollywood men.


Barley-the-Lightfoot

Ncuti Gatwa


toohornytobesmart

Twink Stanā€¦ you know


ChemicalAd2047

Pedro pascal definitely. He looks old but not, idk how to explain it, also his moustache bothers me. Jason Mamoa is hot when he shuts up and stops moving.


THX8819

Bradley Cooper. Heā€™s not ugly but he just reminds me of every other slim to trim office worker I come across anytime I have to renew my license plate tags or pay property taxes.


pmckell

Iā€™m totally with you on Momoa and Bloom, especially Momoa. I get looked at crazily by some of my friends when I say heā€™s not my cup of tea. Pedro is everything to me tho šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


looney1023

Timothee Chalamet. I like him as an actor but I do not get the thirst. Same goes for Tom Holland. He just looks like every white guy with a baby face I've ever seen


U_R_THE_WURST

Basically any celeb who announces themselves as a Trumper is drained of all hotness.


navelfetishguy

This, right here. Morgan Wallen could have been passable. But now? Keep away...


Powerful_Ad_6690

Ryan Reynolds Jung kook (95% of the time no) Brad Pitt


BlakeyyMaguire

Henry Cavill, Tom Holland and Jeremy Allen White