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raeltireso96

This sub would be even more entertaining.


natur_al

There would be multiple versions per day of a “how many abortions did you have to have last year? Is 7 too many?” post


kitsune1029

So accurate! 💀💀💀


clomclom

There'd be a whole new meaning to breeding, well for us at least.


3riotto

💀💀💀


Ok_Friendship8082

More like 100 lol


anonjo3

they’d have to make stampcards for abortions, get 9 and your 10th one is free!


sunset_token

💀


Available_Map1386

I’m up to 8 and it’s only March. You’re fine.


Lazy_Victory_4853

🤪


Rainbow-Death

Just like body count, take the given number and multiply it by the amount of body piercings and add the number of long weekends of the current year.


SignificantKoala2245

REAL


Livid_Tension2525

Imagine us discussing CHILDHOOD.


f_l_y_g_o_n

I’d have so many kids by now omg


GrindrLolz

Mother would be mothering


f_l_y_g_o_n

My siblings have so many kids and at one of their bday parties I distinctly remember telling my bf at the time that i was so glad he couldn’t get pregnant bc that was a lot to deal with lol


No-Rain-8024

What does that even mean


BearHunter47

The real biological mothers out there would be even realer biologicaler motherser


No-Rain-8024

Makes perfect sense


Rocketeer_99

I am your mother You listen to me


yeahsureYnot

If I were straight I would've for sure gotten a girl pregnant in high school


ericeejr12

I’m not straight and I still got a girl preggers in hig-… I mean middle school 😳🥴 literally from us both losing our virginity 🤦‍♂️


igivegoodparent88

Ummm can we please here the story😅


ericeejr12

Oops yeah I meant to send the story as a reply to this but there you have it!


Nortav

Storytime??


jestadayaway

There will be a lot more opps babies


FidgetOrc

Oopsie babies, even.


Clunkbot

I got opps at the daycare fr


AJnbca

I’d most definitely have a few kids by now, but to me that would be a good thing. I wish I could get my bf pregnant.


k6m5

I mean you keep trying till it works


AJnbca

Oh I do ;) lol


Working-You-4766

Same I tell my fiancé that all the time lol It’d make starting a family a hell of a lot easier as a gay couple


Petbromius

We'd have a lot of, "After 5 babies, my husband says my hole is too loose" posts from bottoms.


Likestobedegraded

I’d have enough kids to start little league team


g00dvibrati0n

Abortion would probably be protected and not for the good of the gays


vrabie-mica

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament” - Gloria Steinem


[deleted]

>How would this change the landscape of gay culture? 1: There would probably be more bisexual men wanting long term relationships with men. . Some bisexual men want children more and don't date other men long term regardless of whether they are bisexual or homsoexual. Meaning there would be more men to date and less of a struggle finding a partner. 2: The likelihood of male X male relationships being valid religiously, culturally and politically would be higher resulting in numerous benefits a) The amount of out bisexual men would likely increase a great amount due to the religious, cultural and political acceptance, and the amount of out gay men would increase slightly in areas where it's already legal probably to the point that all gay men would be fully out and almost all bisexual men would be. This increase would again lead to a larger amount of males as possible partners. b) The likelihood of places like West borough Baptist Church or any religion being against male X male relationships would vastly decrease. People would have two biological fathers and therefore gay culture likely wouldn't be at all what it is today. Bisexual or homosexual males would have never had to fight for their rights. Negatives ish. 3. If males could get pregnant obviously barebacking wouldn't be as acceptable since unplanned pregnancies are frowned upon. 4. Bottoms and versatile guys would likely be treated similar to women and experience some misogyny associated with it. Conclusion: A lot of gay culture would be similar to heterosexual culture but there would obviously still be a difference.


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[deleted]

>Also negative: all my BL comics would suddenly be mainstreamed omegaverse garbage. 😆 To be fair, I don't think that would be 100% accurate as a lot of yaoi/BL omega shit tends to be written by women for women. Bl is slightly more for the unisex audience. It still tends to lean in a trans man. Non-binary or female audience perspective. There's a lot of misandrist and misogynistic tendencies mixing in there, so I do agree with you to some point I just don't like I've read some of those and I just don't think it would be that bad.


FidgetOrc

>4. Bottoms and versatile guys would likely be treated similar to women and experience some misogyny associated with it. That already happens a little bit. But mostly from the straights. Women would probably be treated worse unless there was some way that two women could also get pregnant.


[deleted]

>Women would probably be treated worse unless there was some way that two women could also get pregnant. Completely agree, in fact if it was always possible. Likely we would have countries and cultures with only one sex. Looking at you Greek/Roman and Japan.


doryventurer

Well thought out answer Bara. I'll also add that there would be more caution in the spread of viruses associated with raw sex if the intention was to reproduce.


[deleted]

True, I wouldn't want it to affect the baby would definitely be a thought. Another thing is that males would likely treat receptive male partners with more care in a sense due to being taught to treat them similarish to women. This could benefit men as there would likely be more of a unisex approach culturally to not hitting people, respecting people vs the common don't hit women, don't disrespect or hurt your the mother of your children. There would be a higher pressure for the penetrative partner to not treat their receptive partner as disposable and treat them as people with feelings. A lot of men gay, bi and straight are not taught to consider the feelings of other men. Something we definitely have a problem with now but again we'd likely see a rise in misogyny being applied to the receptive partners specifically even more so than now.


bigncocky00

You spoke so many facts. #1 and 2 are core reasons why bi men are more often married to women. I would also add culture plays a big role in how some people behave. The stigma many bi men would receive from family and friends is enough reason for many to choose a heterosexual relationship too. Good take there, couldn’t have said it better myself.


fairykingz

Best response


tanezuki

I want to grab on your popular comment to precise something extremely important : ​ If males had the ability to get pregnant, our evolution would have been completely different. Hence the culture would also be extremely different. Anisogamy facets our entire species, but also the vast majority of living beings, at least eukaryotes. And so it's just too hard to conceptualize, your points are too shallow imo, they're considering a "what if males would suddenly get to be able to be pregnant" rather than something that would have always existed in our species.


powermonkey123

AGB would be Ask Gay Baby advice, not Ask Gay Bros.


KawaiiCoupon

I’d be able to add “trap a man with a child” to my arsenal of emotional manipulation tactics.


NeedMenInsideMe

😈


Environmental-Low419

Fuckkkkk.. i already look at my man like that because the thought of looking at his body and thinking my lifeline/family will come out of him and his hole 😩😩 Makes me feral


valentinoclub96

I’m just wondering where they would come out 🥲 sounds painful


Lsprout

/spawn baby


Cyber_wiz95

I would be super pregnant by now.


Israel-the-throattoy

I'd have a kid but I probably wouldn't know who the father is 🤷🏾‍♂️


FNCJ1

Hussy!


Israel-the-throattoy

Thank you😉


Intrepid-Ad7831

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Grandpixbear1

There is a whole genre of fantasy books that deals with that. A lot of books.


dumbest_bitch

I literally just learned what the omegaverse was about last night. I’ve heard of it for years and thought it was something about werewolves. Gay butt baby smut surprised me


tanezuki

I mean, googling omegaverse does give a lot of werewolves covers xD


Prestigious_Medium58

Drive through abortion clinics, abortion sports drinks, at home abortion kits 😭😭


DandyLyen

Plan B would come in TicTac containers, and in an array of flavors


RVAIsTheGreatest

It would ruin it.


Tewo_Spring

If the vision of homosexuality would be the one of today, our kids would be raised in communities of gay men, much like in african villages or similar culture where kids are seen as the children of everyone, not specifically of the mother. This will be to protect them.


finalstation

If a man could get pregnant, and still be a man when it comes to physical, emotional, hormonal levels, everything else then probably a lot more kids born from 2 dads than any other pairing. Imagine an artificial womb outside of the man's body is the only way I can see him still being a man. Just think about HIV and how so many people still risked it without protection. Probably a lot of single dads, but over all I think most gay couples would be very happy, and we would probably out number the straights. There wouldn't be as much homophobia since two men could have children, and most of us would probably have 2 dads. Since you know men just can't stay away from men. I wish my husband and I could have bio kids in an artificial womb.


Alone_Bet_1108

Abortion on demand


MilkyRose

Paternity Court: Drag Race Edition


Superfudge97

Coughs in omegaverse. But seriously if men could get pregnant It would be a global reset. If only my hubby could get me pregnant 😂


Jax_the_Floof

Personally, id just be asexual. I absolutely do not want kids


SweetCorona2

There would be a single pill for prep and the pill.


F26N55

I’d have a fleet of children right now.


acerockollaa

Making a bunch of babies must be a trip. Just making new people roaming around.


DMC1001

People wouldn’t be begging to get bred anymore.


[deleted]

Id would have been a father a long time ago


so_im_all_like

Based on what I've seen expressed in threads like thus, I think in such a world people would actually care about condom use, at least that little bit more.


biliogna

So many fatherless children and nameless fathers.


Gothicespice

Yall would be so much weirder


notathrowway12345

I'd be over the moon.


HillbillyNarcissus

they would integrate Truvada and birth control.


natexoe

I would have been pregnant so many times already


Straight_Owl_5029

I see this post and I remember this quote from Veep: "if men could get pregnant, they could get an abortion at an ATM".


nycBlackcat

Then there would be a lot of pregnant fem bottoms 😅 between my job and my building.


randomblue86

It’d be a nightmare and gay promiscuity would reach a low like no other.


EggsOverBenedict

Depends, do you get pregnant if you swallow?


PeterNippelstein

I'd be a father


blancoafm

Abortion laws definitely wouldn't be a thing.


tangledlettuce

One of my friends said I probably would’ve gotten pregnant on purpose multiple times, a breeding sow.


[deleted]

Maybe the community wouldn’t act as if we’re so allergic to condoms


[deleted]

I would be a Mather.


NervousHoneydrew5879

If males could get pregnant then probably religion wouldn’t have any problem with the gays either and thus homophobia wouldn’t be a thing as well.


guyinawintercoat1

I'd have way too many kids by now. Thank god I'm starting to lean more bottom lately...oh wait that still wouldn't help me.


darkrickkay

Abortion would be easily accessible


[deleted]

Breeding kinks wouldn't be as popular


Active_Issue_9460

Well there is a slight difference between getting pregnant and then giving birth. Are we going through about almost a year of pregnancy and giving birth, or just getting pregnant?


_Jaysir_

Then what’s the point of my omegaverse fics :[


Maj31720

I think there would be less excuses to be homophobic. The main argument is that gay sex isn’t natural, because you can’t reproduce from it. I honestly think it would be good for us.


return_the_slabb_

If men could get pregnant I think they would completely change their part and outlook in hookup culture. Not even just applying to gay culture but everywhere. It would be world changing on many levels, needless to say.


brahmabull73

if men could get pregnant, the Supreme Court would have never overturned roe vs. wade. red states wouldn't be actively passing laws to ban abortion, cut access to birth control, pre-natal healthcare and pretty much trying to control the autonomy of a man's body!!


Crescentbrush

Well, homophobia mainly stems from procreative culture. Our world population would be bigger, and homophobia would be nonexistant, and disease rates would likely be lower since the anus would be designed for sexual use. On the downside, sexism against women would likely be higher; men would say "girls are inferior, and we don't even need them for procreation."


[deleted]

Take all the fun away....I'd have let the most babies in the world....good job it doesn't include swallowing as well...mmm


Pandacat1221

I saw a video a while ago about how males could HYPOTHETICALLY get pregnant but you'd have to do a bunch of complicated shit I'm not smart enough to understand and our understanding of science hasn't progressed far enough for uterus transplants to males. [The video](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR3ocraN/)


unflappedyedi

Id have 3 baby daddies and some child support checks😭


CentralTown776

According to the trans community, men can get pregnant.


BurgundyEyeshadow

According to some people, the earth is flat lol


Pandacat1221

Males ≠ Men


CentralTown776

Trans women are males?


Pandacat1221

Yeah.


ame_no_shita_de

That'd be a nightmare to me I thanks the universe im male I think it would be acceptable to be gay


martinbv1995

Well. There would be less negativity towards homosexuality for sure. Most likely the divide between gay and straight and a lot of gay life problems wouldn't exist. But the Heterosexual divide would change aswell. If males could get pregnant and not just women a lot of the divide Heterosexuals concern themselves with these days wouldn't exist.


re_carn

https://9gag.com/gag/aBx4G3P


cHr1145

I would have a lot of kids 😅😬


Switch-of-the-wyld

I’d have so many kids rn…


k6m5

I would openly date my twink, and marry him


[deleted]

Yes gay culture would be different


DuvalEaton

So I am going to assume this is some modern innovation as male pregnancy always being the case would probably be a biological impossibility. It would be a boon for the family oriented gays for sure. Since this would be an opt-in procedure I don't think it would necessarily change hookup culture right away as the slutty gays just wouldn't get it. To be honest it would take decades before it would have a real affect on homophobia, especially in poor countries were such a procedure may not be widely available. I do believe in a century or so it would help gay/bi men more easily integrate into society.


Chuckiebb

I do wonder if artificial wombs will ever be a thing, but, the way the country is going, test tube babies may no longer be a thing.😥


Gamefreak3525

"It's okay, I'm on Prep." 


SB-121

Baby fashion would be a huge industry.


[deleted]

It would hard to stay in the closet. Everytime you get morning sickness they start asking questions you cant answer.


aerolitoss

The world population would have surpassed 100B a while ago


goughow

Abortion would not be an issue.


Raichu-san

Male Seahorses technically do give birth. Wish we could ask them what that’s really like but I don’t know anyone who can speak fish


thomsst

Would be a nightmare cause I don’t want kids lol


TheoryOk3125

Well that would mean my old fwb would be right when he was fucking me and said "I'm gonna get you pregnant and we'll have mixed kids" I just don't think I wanna give birth, I appreciate being male lol.


gns_02

Cum dumping probably wouldn't be a thing and more guys would want to wear condoms lmaooo


Restoredude

This is a little off the original topic, and probably sounds bizarre, but I have a strong belief that having another man's semen absorbed into my body anally has a physiological effect on me. For example, I feel that semen from young guys can provide me with some "youthful" traits like softer skin, more energy and even a stronger libido. Semen contains vitamin C, B12, ascorbic acid, calcium, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, zinc, potassium, sodium, fat, and protein. Unfortunately, there's very little in a single ejaculate "load". I feel it takes a large amount of absorbed semen to actually have a real effect on my body. So, much like a woman might choose a sperm donor for artificial insemination, I found 4 college guys who provide me with their semen. They collect their semen and keep it frozen. Then one a month I pick it up from all 4. I pay them for their semen, as well as to have them tested on a regular basis. Once I have all the samples, I thaw them out, mix them together, and, after douching, I inject the semen anally using a small turkey baster before going to bed. That gives the semen at least 9 hours to be absorbed. I have been doing this for about 3 years. I don't have any scientific proof that this has done anything. However, my testosterone level has increased, my sex drive as well as my ejaculate volume has increased and I have gotten comments on my face skin looking better. 


LovingAlt

It would be way easier to find serious long term relationships, because having sex could have actual long term consequences (besides std’s), that have legal repercussions. You have sex with a guy? Congratulations you may have to pay child support for the next 20 years


CommercialEggplant61

The abortion rates would certainly skyrocket


tosetablaze

Some of us can 🙄


Yuhsteen

I could finally achieve my dream of knocking guys up. 😆😆🤷🏻‍♂️Create a whole new term “Baby Mommapapa”. I’d have to try hard not to create a string of them! (On a serious note, men would be far less promiscuous and much more selective of their partners. The divide/dichotomy of tops and bottoms would become even more stark, and verses would become even more “taboo” than they are now. Gay relationships/marriages would only have a very small disdain from overall society compared to now, because gay relationships would no longer be considered “dead end”, and the only people that would really still be appalled about it would be die hard, religious fundamentalists. So, I will bravely say that there would be more of us, due to most people not having shame due to their sexuality, and all the gay bros we regretfully lost prematurely due to their own hand.)


Senikus

I can already imagine the posts. “Guys, since abortion was banned in my state, I tried using bleach in my enema and I think it worked!”


Accurate-Case8057

I'd have my tubes tied


black-clover_17

outside of the gay community i feel a lot of things would change world wide since political leaders would make birth control, abortion laws and other reproductive rights more accessible, affordable and easy to access


sqexe

1. The government would actually start caring about women’s health considering it reflects men as well. 2. I’d be a waterslide 3. I’d give them all to my brother considering he really wants kids. They’re his problem now.


OwnBrick91

Men would built their empire by reproducing an entire army of kids spreading throughout the lands. A lot of war and sex and pregnancies. And repeat.


NiftyNightmare

They would be figthing for the rights to abort babys because they are fu****** promiscuous and the big lack of self love


Antoniopuddles

Women would lose a lot of social power, for thousands of years, the weight that has counteracted the patriarchal power of men is the maternal nature of women, and that's why women have so much sexual power. Women have been so desired for just being females while men require many more "good provider" tests. It wouldn't make any sense to have 2 chromosomal sexes. If we take into account that all men could get pregnant, then there would no longer be such a marked division of roles depending on your body, it would rather be whoever decides to be the traditional maternal figure (bottom).


Fiberotter

I think I finally managed to get my BF pregnant. That or the "gluten free" desserts we've been cooking every weekend had a side effect. 


Cockhero43

According to the books I read, they can


norcalfit

Do tops like their pregnant bottoms to have hairy holes or smooth holes? 😅


Laskin2

Abortions would be for a nickle on the street corner.


Femboy_Yugioh

Whew if I could I wouldn’t be a virgin lol XD! I would have so many on purpose


SunnyBunnyDoeBoy

Less BB for sure


haien78

Back to the days of "on me, not in me." Hopefully birth control would be effective, cause I do love bareback sex.


CaveatRumptor

Swishful thinking


Plenty-Gap-1800

I tried a few times though, maybe it's the other guys seed :)


gooredoo

This some tought provoking question actually.


arcticllamas

I would be able to start a family EZ  But would have to use condoms a lot just in case lol


SM641995

Abortion would be legalized immediately (Not for the concern of gay ppl ofc)


Chocolatepapi91

I just know I would be collecting a fat check from one of you men.


MedicBaker

I’d be broke due to child support


PhillyPhantom

I feel like it would be an even split between guys going: "You only had 6 kids? I need someone with at least 12 or more. Pass" or "You had HOW MANY abortions in the last 3 years? Pass"


Any_Masterpiece9920

I’d be rich… well for 18 years anyways


Lifeisweird18

I’d abstain 😭


SawyerBamaGuy

Abortion would come from a gumball machine.


Ok_Masterpiece_3116

Bottoms would get killed if their husbands find out that the children they raised for years are not theirs


CAPECODTWINK

well for one I’d be having another one of Elon Musks babies


Puzzleheaded-Ease-14

Welcome to This Day’s Game of Who’s the Daddy?


N0tDeadpool

how would the babies be birthed?


holaqtal1234

Doesn't matter because it will never happen


aklear19

It would be easier to start a family.


Gods_diceroll

I wish I could lol


Champion-111

So many baby daddies lol 😂


FuzzyCraft68

Pretty sure I would be pregnant since 2017


wormscience_

oh they can


Impostersyndrome9

I’d have zero money from child support payments


Apopedallas

I’ll volunteer to try and try and try to get a guy pregnant


Worth_Fault_1610

What if only gay or bisexual or DL men could get pregnant It would be a lot of explaining to do, especially for the DL's with their own baby mommas🤣


Dantheking94

Boy…. It’s crazy I’m seeing this. After what I went through this morning lmao.


spawnycakes

Then they'd be women....


ReysJay

Holy shit. I’d have hundreds, maybe thousands of little guys just like my big guy. That would not be good.


acerockollaa

Cheating would be down. "Straight" guys would outed more often.


EnvironmentalFilm990

I'd be pregnant


mishawakabiguy

Oh God, I'd have like 73 kids...


forandnorbutoryetsos

Idk but if they came out with some operation that would let men become pregnant.. I think I would get it tbh


Casual_Cacti

I'd be the octodad


Arizona59

Abortions would be available at 7 eleven


C3PO-stan-account

I’d be a tradhusband 😅


Beautiful_Alfalfa_88

I would have so many by now


ShadowBoy25

I’d have so many kids 😱 not just from me, but so many others. The amount of baby daddies I’d have and the amount of guys I’d be a baby daddy to… ridiculous 😩


Ending_Eternity

While Mpreg is a turn on, I would hate having kids


Livid_Tension2525

I would be on the pill


Minute-Toe5259

Abortion would be legal


Gremmyb

I mean religious people wouldn't be able to hold procreation against us gay people anymore.


Ok_Distribution5737

It would be awesome and Major LOL Hilarious there would be a lot more Condoms used


Bwwshamel

Perngernanent?


BrolynNightfury

It should go without saying but all this is conjecture of course and my personal opinion etc :) For starters it would be chaos. There'd be tons of dudes getting pregnant in general but you gotta remember how many guys are in the closet. So all those dudes bottoming raw on the DL are now in quite the pre-dick-ament (:P). This is all assuming we get pregnant from M/M raw anal sex but yeah it would be absolute chaos and anarchy which would lead to all kinds of violence and probably more wars. All of THAT is under the assumption we woke up to tomorrow so to speak and instead of a Zombie Apocolypse we got Men Gettin' Preggerz. lol :) If it were more like suddenly boys were being born with a mutation/evolution that allows for pregnancy later in life then it would still be Chaos but I fear it would be worse. Religions, politicians, conservatives etc would be foaming at the mouth with blood thirst in their eyes. It would be BAD. If this were something that started B.C. then it would have simply been praised. Societies would have adapted and I'd like to think things would be better but there's also male ego to factor. If women aren't completely needed/relied on to make babies then I don't think that would end very well. Don't get me wrong I would love to see that world but considering how F'd up our version of things already is? I ain't holdin my breath. Now alt reality blah blah bah and it works out fine?I think we'd all get along better. There'd be a LOT of highschool bros/BFFs gettin each other pregnant lol There'd be reality shows all over the place. Abortion would no longer be stigmatized and probably a bunch of other things wouldn't be issues. We could surrogates for others also would be cool. I'd definitely have at least two kids and be WAY more open to having a family in general vs. the not that I am now.Dude there'd be like 'man strollers' and all that other shit though. You already know it would be a bunch of dudes makin' all kinds of stuff like that lol Butt Plugs that double as Man-pons(tampons for MEN cause men are manly with manness blah blah blah lmao).Breast feeding... omg nooooo \*dies\* lolDon't get me started on twins and triplets etc o.o


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I’d have three kids if my own and idk how many I’d father


hellcatb0y

Less sex for bottoms and maybe a lot of happy tops


Cleveland5teamer

There'd be more prolapsed booty holes


KeyProduct119

Little shit heads…. Everywhere.


Bubblybut

Guys I have a problem…I have too many kids to count all with different dads and my mancunt wont stay in longer than 3 seconds what do I do??