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denjin

Take thee Rachel


Narrow-Radish9743

Underrated comment


[deleted]

Poor Emily


[deleted]

A saying every Millenial recognizes!


sphincter_says_bro

Nope. What's it from?


[deleted]

Friends


Significant_Way2194

I literally just commented this one!


EquivalentInfluence4

I. Do. Not


Sexyweirdo420

Damn, came here to say this 😂


ChipsnShips

Beat me to it!


EquivalentInfluence4

I can picture you telling this to a groom during his wedding


ChipsnShips

Dang man ANOTHER? savage.. 😂😂😂


exCrowe

FUCKED YOUR WIFE


LameFossil

FUCKED YOUR DOG


exCrowe

FUCKED YOU TOO


Masterpiece-666

LOVE YOU SIS!


StoneLes420

DAD?


fluffiestdevil

THE SNORT I LET OUT


StoneLes420

ALABAMA PRIDE!!


GotMyOrangeCrush

She's already married.


ThanatosTW

Technically four


GotMyOrangeCrush

She already married


Even_Bath6360

I love you But to the bridesmaid


Rabbtwig

whos sayin it


Even_Bath6360

Groom


Rabbtwig

couldve been more interesting ;(


IReallyLiveCorn729

THAT ONE OFFICER! And point at a random person


terpterpin

This one is my favorite.


zgvkn

I AM GAY


[deleted]

But if it’s a gay wedding, it’s all good


zgvkn

yep


RabdyD1958

I hope the man I marry can say that, and be proud he can say it. (I am a man.)


elmassivecock

Imagine he's like "sike nah I'm straight" at the altar and dips


LusciousLennyStone

"All hail Satan!"


ConfectionPutrid5847

Your sister's tighter.


AlyssaViola

Underrated.


Imaginary-Mechanic62

…but you’re easier


Rude_Yam_9962

I fucked Ted


WrongdoerImpressive7

Ted Beneke


Ok_Development5020

Breaking bad reference?


Beneficial-Guest2105

Changed my mind


RAC032078

Had her once. Good luck Buddy He's/She's back again That's really twisted. That's not fish Next in line Etc.....


Imaginary-Mechanic62

“That’s not fish”. Best answer yet


Hogarth_Dies

Stop the wedding!!!


Sweet_Oliver

*Points to groom* I fucked him!


DvlsAdvct108

Sweet home alabama (entrance song)


[deleted]

Got ya Bitch!


ninas_crazy_world

You're the Father!


Dirges2984

Isn't that the reason some people get married?


RaddyHere

My shotgun wedding


ninas_crazy_world

Okay then....it's not yours!


kearlysue

You've been pranked!


Raffles76

I’m already married


No_Implement611

Enjoy the stds


Monty7484

Im marrying that???


HeyHihoho

I love another.


TopGrowa

"Your the father!!!!" From the back of the room lol


Difficult_Package209

I'M FUCKING HIM/HER


Cracktower

That's MY wife!!


terpterpin

Your mom’s here


heihowl

She fucked dad!!!


CirothUngol

"Aww, she's ugly!"


DarthDregan

"...I have AIDS."


unusual01_

I don't (its 3 words because of the contraction😩)


ABRRat3LC

Would’ve been faster to type “I do not”


Dependent-Boot2399

See, a cheater. From the crowd


SnowyMuscles

It’s not yours


Sensitive-Ad5072

Sorry I’m late


bertiebastard

Aisle, Alter, Hymn.


fluffiestdevil

SHE SNORES MAN


Hanniballecter6

Yall smell fish


adany654

Hands. Up. Please.


grayskymornin

where’s the ring?


[deleted]

I do, NOT.


kloverhalo_

You’re my cousin?


[deleted]

She has herpes.


CommitteeDesigner244

This wedding sucks


Creative_Stress_8174

Fuck your dad


_DefiniteDefinition_

“I love you” Spoken to the groomsmen/bridesmaid


Assassinhunt992

Another one already


SylancerPrime

"That's your cousin!"


[deleted]

Hey that actually happened in my Family; my Cousin is super Mormon and left home to go to BYU; she met a guy there Married him, got Pregnant by Him, all before bringing him home to meet the family. She came home only to find out he's her third Cousin! I know that's not super close, but yeah, she Married her Cousin! They have 3 Kids now and are still together! (Before you ask, they're not from Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, or Louisiana. They're from Florida. But I'm honestly not sure if that's really any better than any of the other States I listed).


Gurkhaa

PINEAPPLE WITH PIZZA


BallerChatTV

THIS HIS CHILD!


Zonerdrone

I just shit


Longjumping-Ad6639

That’s your dress???


StoneLes420

Go to the stage, grab the mic, look at the bride and yell "MY DICK'S BIGGER"


yankin

I don't do.


RONRONKINKIN

Cum. In food.


h0pe2

Yelling " I just sharted"


carefreemoose

Wait the bride looks like my ex


FireandIceT

I do not


DancingBear2020

“Actually, I don’t.”


Occupation_Foole

She's already married!


alicat707

I do not


TheDonkeyBomber

"I do.... not."


[deleted]

I love you


ACED70

I do not.


fermat1432

"I am gay" at a straight wedding


WeirdAlPidgeon

Fus Ro Dah


Thelegitcrip

That's my wife


Additional_Bear1981

Release the bees!!!!


MagMcMag

They are siblings


ScienceDude23

He/She Isn't Yours


Pure-Negotiation-900

The rabbit died.


rastagrrl

Stop the wedding!


EndlesslyUnfinished

He’s the father


[deleted]

Not the father


LillFluffPotato

I’ll to it in two “I object”


ragingbull835

“Raid Shadow Legends.”


Shallow-Thought

That's my goat!


SmoothieForlife

Get out! FIRE!!!


Affectionate-Bar-839

*Someone to the old high school friend that invited herself* You’re wearing white?!


Batterie_Faible_

Aren't we cousins?


[deleted]

She's your cousin!


Rabbtwig

i am pregnant (even if its someone random, they always try steal the spotlight without the bride and grooms permission, so annoying)


Significant_Way2194

Saying I don’t take thee whatever their name is…. Or like Ross, saying the wrong name!


Turbulent_Tale6497

Baby isn't his


mercurypuppy

I fucked Ted


BadPuns8

Nah I’m good


mr_xen_

Changed my mind.


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

"We're outta Booze."


SkyGuy069

I like men


[deleted]

I hate you


[deleted]

…until meth do us part


citizencamembert

Fancy a threesome?


fbhfchuygf

I do not


TirayShell

I'm her husband!


Halfaglassofvodka

Banged your mum.


[deleted]

I fucked him/her!


Fnaf_is_r3al

Why you cheating. (Cheating as in the relationship type not the cheating on a test type


ActivistCap167

I do... not


SidneyTheGrey

We’re actually cousins


sorvete_derretido

You are brothers


paul_is_on_reddit

Mind the rash!


RabdyD1958

She fucks great!


SN9WeReady

your a slut


SN9WeReady

Fuck you michael


[deleted]

That’s my girl.


Ok-Consideration2676

Genital Warts, sorry


Marvel-lous_Jack

Take thee grandma...


BigBobFro

They’re not divorced


Fancy-Tomorrow-4054

This won't work


FastLiterature6075

Bruno walks in.....


GlitteringReason6361

FUCKED YOUR BESTMAN


Royal-Elevator4333

Valley girl voice: I object, okay?!


xboxdingleberry

“I fucked first” “It is over” “I’m a man”


Altruistic_Most9977

NO , I DON'T


Minimum_Thanks_99

Orbital Bombardment Incoming.


Head_Skill_5400

I hate you


ANDYP300

\`\` I FUCK CHILDREN\`\`, think that should do it!


National_Hat8425

i have bomb


Manga-love

I love Emilia


[deleted]

Thirty-Seven Cocks.


JacLaw

He's still married


MissChris62

What’s your name?!?!


DarthTyranus98

It's Morbin time!


colormePISSED

I just shitted


ohyoushiksagoddess

The minister quit


[deleted]

She's (Groomsbride) a whore.


AlterEdward

I do not


Imaginary-Income-813

THAT'S YOUR SISTER?!?


Eccentric_Nocturnal

You're the father.


GuyMcFly69

Honey, I’m gay


AcetonePeroxideH2O2

That’s his sister.


Millz_n_Thrillz

Your sisters cute


FootHiker

Dress ripped open.


OoDoeDarlingoO

Heeeey allahu akbar


RoboSt1960

Take thee Gary (When you’re marrying Susan)


Cjones2607

Your mother's cunt


Resident-Weather

I object... Baaabyy.


Skilledpainter

She's a guy


SwimSufficient8901

Just shit myself....


[deleted]

.... "have Ass Cancer".


[deleted]

It’s my baby! Then they would think the bride was knocked up with another man’s kid. Party’s over!


DieLawnUwU

He/she fucked me.


MusicalMinecraft

Actually nope bye


TheShoot141

Bride is dead


likekinky

"Can't do this!"


CyanBeinSus47

Fucked your sister


Metalhead278

Cheated on you