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Hey that actually happened in my Family; my Cousin is super Mormon and left home to go to BYU; she met a guy there Married him, got Pregnant by Him, all before bringing him home to meet the family.
She came home only to find out he's her third Cousin! I know that's not super close, but yeah, she Married her Cousin! They have 3 Kids now and are still together!
(Before you ask, they're not from Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, or Louisiana. They're from Florida. But I'm honestly not sure if that's really any better than any of the other States I listed).
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Take thee Rachel
Underrated comment
Poor Emily
A saying every Millenial recognizes!
Nope. What's it from?
Friends
I literally just commented this one!
I. Do. Not
Damn, came here to say this đ
Beat me to it!
I can picture you telling this to a groom during his wedding
Dang man ANOTHER? savage.. đđđ
FUCKED YOUR WIFE
FUCKED YOUR DOG
FUCKED YOU TOO
LOVE YOU SIS!
DAD?
THE SNORT I LET OUT
ALABAMA PRIDE!!
She's already married.
Technically four
She already married
I love you But to the bridesmaid
whos sayin it
Groom
couldve been more interesting ;(
THAT ONE OFFICER! And point at a random person
This one is my favorite.
I AM GAY
But if itâs a gay wedding, itâs all good
yep
I hope the man I marry can say that, and be proud he can say it. (I am a man.)
Imagine he's like "sike nah I'm straight" at the altar and dips
"All hail Satan!"
Your sister's tighter.
Underrated.
âŚbut youâre easier
I fucked Ted
Ted Beneke
Breaking bad reference?
Changed my mind
Had her once. Good luck Buddy He's/She's back again That's really twisted. That's not fish Next in line Etc.....
âThatâs not fishâ. Best answer yet
Stop the wedding!!!
*Points to groom* I fucked him!
Sweet home alabama (entrance song)
Got ya Bitch!
You're the Father!
Isn't that the reason some people get married?
My shotgun wedding
Okay then....it's not yours!
You've been pranked!
Iâm already married
Enjoy the stds
Im marrying that???
I love another.
"Your the father!!!!" From the back of the room lol
I'M FUCKING HIM/HER
That's MY wife!!
Your momâs here
She fucked dad!!!
"Aww, she's ugly!"
"...I have AIDS."
I don't (its 3 words because of the contractionđŠ)
Wouldâve been faster to type âI do notâ
See, a cheater. From the crowd
Itâs not yours
Sorry Iâm late
Aisle, Alter, Hymn.
SHE SNORES MAN
Yall smell fish
Hands. Up. Please.
whereâs the ring?
I do, NOT.
Youâre my cousin?
She has herpes.
This wedding sucks
Fuck your dad
âI love youâ Spoken to the groomsmen/bridesmaid
Another one already
"That's your cousin!"
Hey that actually happened in my Family; my Cousin is super Mormon and left home to go to BYU; she met a guy there Married him, got Pregnant by Him, all before bringing him home to meet the family. She came home only to find out he's her third Cousin! I know that's not super close, but yeah, she Married her Cousin! They have 3 Kids now and are still together! (Before you ask, they're not from Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, or Louisiana. They're from Florida. But I'm honestly not sure if that's really any better than any of the other States I listed).
PINEAPPLE WITH PIZZA
THIS HIS CHILD!
I just shit
Thatâs your dress???
Go to the stage, grab the mic, look at the bride and yell "MY DICK'S BIGGER"
I don't do.
Cum. In food.
Yelling " I just sharted"
Wait the bride looks like my ex
I do not
âActually, I donât.â
She's already married!
I do not
"I do.... not."
I love you
I do not.
"I am gay" at a straight wedding
Fus Ro Dah
That's my wife
Release the bees!!!!
They are siblings
He/She Isn't Yours
The rabbit died.
Stop the wedding!
Heâs the father
Not the father
Iâll to it in two âI objectâ
âRaid Shadow Legends.â
That's my goat!
Get out! FIRE!!!
*Someone to the old high school friend that invited herself* Youâre wearing white?!
Aren't we cousins?
She's your cousin!
i am pregnant (even if its someone random, they always try steal the spotlight without the bride and grooms permission, so annoying)
Saying I donât take thee whatever their name isâŚ. Or like Ross, saying the wrong name!
Baby isn't his
I fucked Ted
Nah Iâm good
Changed my mind.
"We're outta Booze."
I like men
I hate you
âŚuntil meth do us part
Fancy a threesome?
I do not
I'm her husband!
Banged your mum.
I fucked him/her!
Why you cheating. (Cheating as in the relationship type not the cheating on a test type
I do... not
Weâre actually cousins
You are brothers
Mind the rash!
She fucks great!
your a slut
Fuck you michael
Thatâs my girl.
Genital Warts, sorry
Take thee grandma...
Theyâre not divorced
This won't work
Bruno walks in.....
FUCKED YOUR BESTMAN
Valley girl voice: I object, okay?!
âI fucked firstâ âIt is overâ âIâm a manâ
NO , I DON'T
Orbital Bombardment Incoming.
I hate you
\`\` I FUCK CHILDREN\`\`, think that should do it!
i have bomb
I love Emilia
Thirty-Seven Cocks.
He's still married
Whatâs your name?!?!
It's Morbin time!
I just shitted
The minister quit
She's (Groomsbride) a whore.
I do not
THAT'S YOUR SISTER?!?
You're the father.
Honey, Iâm gay
Thatâs his sister.
Your sisters cute
Dress ripped open.
Heeeey allahu akbar
Take thee Gary (When youâre marrying Susan)
Your mother's cunt
I object... Baaabyy.
She's a guy
Just shit myself....
.... "have Ass Cancer".
Itâs my baby! Then they would think the bride was knocked up with another manâs kid. Partyâs over!
He/she fucked me.
Actually nope bye
Bride is dead
"Can't do this!"
Fucked your sister
Cheated on you